Romantic comedy with all members, why am I single?

Chapter 218 Kitagawa Umi's fatal blow

"Huh? Is this a curse?"

"I am the queen of the night, and night is when my magic is at its peak."

"The curse was successful even with this. Could it be that the one cursing me was the Sun's follower?"

While rubbing her nose with her fingers, Gokou Ruri muttered secretly in her heart. She didn't know if it was intuition or something, but she suddenly thought of Iura Hide.

"By the way, is that damned Sun-Follower reading Maschera now?"

"It's just an ordinary test. What's there to celebrate? Going to KTV is really a luxury."

"Hehe, wait and see. Once he watches Maschera, he will definitely feel the charm of the Queen of the Night and defect to our Night camp~!"

Gokou Ruri subconsciously revealed a slightly tsundere look, until Hinata and Tamaki noticed the movement and turned their heads to look, then she quickly hid it again.

Well, although she herself thinks there is nothing wrong with being a middle school student, a black heart, and a tsundere, she still shouldn’t let her younger sister learn from her!
On the other side, after changing into comfortable home clothes, Iura Hide returned to the living room on the first floor with his coffee.

At the same time, Kitagawa Umi, Hoshino Ai and the other two had already prepared fruits, snacks and drinks and were waiting for him.

However, the expressions of the three people were a little strange, including Kitagawa Umi, all of them had flushed faces and looked restless.

This made Jingpu Xiu look puzzled.

"I'm not the stupid male protagonist in Japanese anime and light novels. Why do I find it hard to understand these three guys?"

After hesitating for a while, Jing Pu Xiu couldn't help but ask in confusion: "What's wrong with you three?"

"nothing!"

This time, Kiko's reaction was the biggest. As soon as Iura Hideka finished speaking, Kiko almost screamed and hurriedly spoke, and even stood up excitedly.

".You call this nothing?"

Jingpu Xiu definitely doesn't believe it.

Seeing this, Motoko first looked at Kitagawa Umi and Hoshino Ai separately, and seeing that neither of them seemed to be ready to speak, she had to blush and whispered: "It's really nothing. Just... Is it really okay to watch this kind of anime in the living room?"

Jing Pu Xiu looked surprised when he heard this and asked, "What's the problem? The computer screen in the room is not big enough, and the other four people can't sit apart."

"Oh, oh, that's okay."

Motoko muttered hesitantly, blushing and lowering her head, not daring to look into Iura Hide's eyes.

There was no way. Until now, the three of them still mistakenly believed that the next "maschera" they were going to watch was a niche anime.

The thought of watching a DVD of niche anime together in the living room, and maybe even doing something about it, made them... Isn't this too exciting?

Jizi couldn't help but clench her fists. She felt her whole body burning hot and her heart rate was almost over 200 beats.

If this happened in the Demon Slayer world, and he learned some breathing techniques, he would be able to open his markings.

It was also because of her wrong thoughts that she took the initiative to give up the seat closest to Iura Hide to Kitagawa Umi and Hoshino Ai, and sat a little further away.

After all, even Kousaka Kirino didn't dare to really break the taboo, she was just thinking about it at most.

On the other hand, Hoshino Ai and Kitagawa Umi's reactions were much better than Motoko's.

Not to mention Kitagawa Umi, as the heroine of a otaku-friendly animation, she is willing to unlock any achievement for Iura Hide as long as Iura Hide wants.

As for Hoshino Ai, although she is a little younger than him, she obviously will not refuse as long as Iura Hide asks her.

In fact, it should be said that I am very happy about it.

However, they soon discovered that they were just overthinking.

"Maschera" is just a standard middle school hot-blooded fighting anime. Although it is quite good to watch, it does not have any color plot at all. It is completely different from what they imagined!

I'm ready for four people in the living room, and you show me this! ?
This is the truest thought in the hearts of Hoshino Ai and the other two.

Even Kitagawa Umi couldn't help but feel a black mosquito coil circle on her head, representing resentment.

"What's wrong with you? Do you think this anime is not good?"

Jingpu Xiu noticed their expressions and asked in confusion.

It would have been better if he hadn't asked. His question was like lighting the fuse of a powder keg, causing the three of them to look at him in unison.

"That's it?"

"what?"

"Onii-chan, are you sure you didn't take the wrong DVD?"

"No."

"Then why did Onii-chan say that Nai-chan and I are not old enough to watch this anime?"

"Uh this"

Looking at Hoshino Ai's angry look, Iura Hide felt confused and at the same time, felt guilty and embarrassed for some reason, and couldn't help but scratch his head.

"Hey, aren't the characters and lines in this anime all very chuunibyou? I'm worried that you and Motoko will imitate the characters in this anime and become chuunibyou too."

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Before he finished speaking, Motoko and Hoshino Ai already had black lines on their foreheads.

Worried about them learning to be immature from watching anime? What kind of a bullshit reason is that!
"I remember the bamboo swords used for training were stored in the warehouse in the courtyard."

"It's too troublesome to go and get it. Why not just bite it?"

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In fact, it wasn't just Motoko and Hoshino Ai who were rubbing their hands and gritting their teeth, even Kitagawa Umi couldn't help but have the urge to pounce on Iura Hide.

"Stop watching!"

It was rare for Jizi to lose his temper.

This made Jingpu Xiu suddenly feel a little nostalgic, but also even more confused.

Although he didn't know why Ji Zi and the other two were angry, he knew how to coax them.

"Well, it's almost time, let's go take a shower."

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"Well~ It's really getting late. It's time to take a shower."

"By the way, Senior, I bought new bath salts today~!"

The three people including Hoshino Ai, who were so angry that they wanted to beat someone up the previous second, suddenly changed their expressions and forgot what had just happened the next second.

There's no way. Being angry or something is not as important as taking a bath together.
And
Because of the addition of bath salts, the water in the bathtub today not only turned into a beautiful sea blue color, but also exudes a refreshing orange scent.

"Haimeng really likes the sea. She even likes sea blue bath salts~" Jingura Xiu finally managed to get through the shower and lay in the bathtub, thinking in a relaxed manner.

As a result, the next second, a small hand, concealed by the mist and "sea water", quietly reached out to him.

"hiss--"

"Hai Meng!?"

"No! This size——"

Jingpu Xiu couldn't help but stiffen, and quickly looked at Hoshino Ai beside him with the corner of his eye. Hoshino Ai seemed to be secretly paying attention to his reaction, and when she saw that he had seen it, she made a face at him, and her hands kept moving, becoming even more unscrupulous.

Jingpu Xiu tried very hard to control himself.

I have to say, after playing more games, my line control ability has indeed improved a lot compared to the beginning.

But at this moment, Kitagawa Umi on the opposite side also quietly stretched out her slender and delicate feet, as white and tender as mutton-fat jade, and gave Iura Hide a fatal blow.
This is really fatal!

More than twenty minutes later, when Iura Hide came out of the bathtub, he had already entered sage mode.

However, in order to prevent Hoshino Ai from making another night attack and thus causing a bigger incident, he decisively walked into Kitagawa Umi's room.

"What? It was clearly me who started it first!"

Behind her, Hoshino Ai, who was drying her hair with full of expectation, couldn't help but stop and stomped her feet angrily.

But then, a thoughtful look flashed across her purple eyes, which were shining like a dreamy starry sky.

"Is it more comfortable to use your feet than your hands?"

Hoshino Ai decided to go back to her room and study the "secret book" she found on the Internet.

Well, although Jizi has shared her secrets with her, she still keeps her own secrets hidden.

"Good night, love."

"Goodnight, Nai-chan."

After returning to the room and closing the door, Hoshino Ai couldn't wait to sit in front of the computer and start studying.

At the same time, Iura Hide and Kitagawa Umi have also started a new round of double row.

Time is like sand that cannot be grasped, slipping away quietly through fingers.

In fact, it has been proven that as long as you don’t stay up all night, even if you play several games the night before, it will not affect your energy when you get up the next day.

At least, Iura Hide played two full games with Kitagawa Umi last night and did not log off until almost twelve o'clock. He was still able to get up on time at six o'clock the next morning, and he felt refreshed when he got up.

On the contrary, Kitagawa Umi, maybe because she had consumed too much energy and physical strength playing games last night, or because she was not used to getting up early. Although she opened her eyes when she heard the noise, she still looked groggy and had not woken up.

"Good morning, senior"

"Good morning~"

Kitagawa Umi's voice at this moment is very different from usual. It is soft, with a strong nasal tone, and sounds particularly soft and cute.

Jingpu Xiu couldn't help but kissed Kitagawa Haimeng gently on the forehead, then smiled and said softly: "You should sleep a little longer, it's only six o'clock now."

"Eh? Is it only six o'clock?"

Kitagawa Umi was stunned for a moment, then hesitantly muttered: "But I..."

"It's okay. I still like Hai Mengjiang the way she is. So Hai Mengjiang just needs to be herself and there's no need to change so deliberately~"

Kitagawa Umi looked at Iura Hide's serious eyes, and her heart felt as sweet as if she had eaten honey strawberry cake.

"Oh well!"

Kitagawa Umi couldn't help but hug Iura Hide's neck and slapped him hard on the face.

Then he decisively gave up struggling and obediently crawled back into bed.

Even if she hadn't played those two games last night, getting up at six o'clock was still too early for her.

In fact, before she started dating Iura Hide, she would not get up until 7:50 every morning.

"Then I'll sleep for a little while. Just a little while."

Before he finished speaking, Kitagawa Umi closed her eyes again and fell asleep at the speed of light. Iura Hide couldn't help but laugh and almost couldn't help taking out his mobile phone to take a picture of the scene.

However, considering that the photography in Japan makes noise, he gave up the idea for fear of waking up Kitagawa Umi, so he quietly lifted the quilt, got out of bed, picked up his clothes and left the room.

then
"Ooh, Onii-chan~!"

Just as Iura Hide returned to his room and was about to change clothes, he saw Hoshino Ai, who was awakened by the noise of the door being opened and was sitting up in bed.

When their eyes met, Jingpu Xiu couldn't help but smile bitterly.

"Fortunately, it moistened quickly last night, otherwise..."

After breakfast, he handed the washing work to Motoko and the other two, and then Iura Hide went out with a packed omelette rice, just like last time.

As for Sengoku Chihiro's breakfast, it is of course a sandwich.

With Mane limited in time, he will not indulge Chihiro Chigoro, an unreliable guy.

With that money, wouldn’t it be better for him to buy an extra Baumkuchen for the cute and well-behaved Mashiro?

However, he had just walked downstairs holding Mashiro's little hand and before reaching the school, he felt a little regretful, because he met Yoshikawa Yuki on the way. After Yoshikawa Yuki mentioned that, he suddenly remembered that he still had to ask Chihiro Chiishi for help with the class division.

"He yelled louder!"

"I actually forgot such an important thing!"

"If I had known, I would have spent a few dozen yen more to upgrade the sandwich to a steamed bun."

Unfortunately, it was too late to regret now, although he could still make another phone call later to talk to Chihiro Chigoku about the class division and tell him not to forget it.

But he can guarantee 100% that Qianshi Qianxun will definitely "blackmail" him into a big meal when the time comes.

The kind that costs several thousand yen at the bottom!

"Xiu, what's wrong with you? Is there something on my face?"

"Nothing."

It's just a few thousand yen. For Mashiro, this little money means nothing.
Looking at Mashiro, who was beside him and looked like an angel who had fallen into the human world by mistake, Iura Hide made up his mind decisively. As soon as he arrived in the classroom, he took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Chihiro Chigoku.

Then he realized that he was still too conservative and thought too highly of Chihiro Sengoku.

“A high-end sushi restaurant in Ginza!?”

"Or the kind that needs to be booked in advance!?"

"Damn, isn't this guy too dark?"

"Isn't this meal going to cost tens of thousands of yen?!"

After reading the news, Iura Hide wanted to bite Chigoku Chihiro to death.

"I know you don't have enough pocket money this month, so I'll allow you to owe it first and then treat me next month when you have more money. But remember to make a reservation a week in advance."

"Pooh!"

"Give it back to my sister!"

"You are already 29 years and 30 months old, but you are still pretending to be young!"

Jingpu Xiu couldn't help but complain viciously.

However, without knowing Sakura Kono's little thoughts, in order to continue to be in the same class with Mashiro, he could only grit his teeth and agree to Chihiro Chigoku's "excessive" request.

In fact, as soon as she arrived at school this morning, Sakura Kono immediately took action.

(End of this chapter)