Romantic comedy with all members, why am I single?

Chapter 223: No Way to Get Married?

That’s right, everything that just happened was carefully planned by Noha Sugaya.

"Then why are you in the bathroom on the second floor? And weren't you taking a shower with Daisora?"

Jingpu Xiu noticed her shy look. Without time to savor the wonderful touch of the snow-white little rabbit pressing against his chest, he quickly changed the subject, asked the question in his mind, and put her down while pretending to be calm.

"Arnold."

"I accidentally spilled the drink on myself after I came back to my room after taking a shower. Plus, I didn't soak my body properly when I took a shower for the first time because I was in a hurry, so..."

"But when I came to take a bath this time, the third floor was still being used, so I came to the second floor."

When I showered for the first time, I pretended to wash hurriedly in order not to delay the time of the people behind me. Then I returned to the room, used the drink to stain my clothes in time, and went to the second floor to wash for the second time. Finally, I patiently waited for Jingpu Xiu to "fall into the trap".

This is Noha Sugaya's entire plan.

Although the design is a little rough, it is generally reasonable.

At least at this moment, Jingpu Xiu looked as if he had suddenly realized something after hearing it, and didn't think much about it.

"So that's how it is. Then you continue to soak. I'll go to the bathroom downstairs."

After saying this, Jingpu Xiu was about to turn around and leave.

But the plan has come to this point, how could Noha Sugaya let him act as if nothing happened and just get away so easily!
"Wait a moment!"

As Sugaya Noha said this, she quickly hugged Iura Hide's arm and leaned her whole body against him.

I don’t know if it was intentional, but the two cute little rabbits just sealed Iura Hide’s arm in the middle.

This made Jingpu Xiu's breathing stop and he froze in place as if he had been electrocuted.

At the same time, Noha Sugaya, who was called a hot girl but actually had no close contact with boys, trembled all over and her heart and breathing missed a beat.

Soon afterward, all my strength was drained away and my whole body became limp.

At this moment, everything around them seemed to be frozen, except for the two people's heartbeats, which became uncontrollably agitated.

"Are you planning to just leave like this?"

After a short silence, it was Noha Sugaya who spoke first. Her sweet voice was trembling slightly, sounding like the coquettishness of lovers, but with a hint of timidity and pitifulness, which made people feel itchy and couldn't help but want to hold her petite body in their arms and ravage her evilly.

However, after going through the repeated tests of Kitagawa Umi, Kasumigaoka Utaha, and Eriri, as well as the occasional sneak attacks from Motoko and Hoshino Ai, and the occasional benefits from Mashiro, Iura Hide is no longer the stubborn bronze rank he once was.

At least it’s at the gold level.

In addition, my heart was filled with a bit of guilt and embarrassment at this moment.

So he just took a deep breath silently, and immediately pressed the dragon that had just emerged from the water back into the water.

However, even though he had reached the gold rank, when faced with Sugaya Noha's question, he couldn't think of how to answer it for a moment.

"Um. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it."

Iura Hide looked at Sugaya Noha's eyes that sparkled like black pearls and said awkwardly.

Honestly, he felt that what he said was stupid, just like the stupid male protagonists in light novels, but he really couldn't think of any other excuse.

At the same time, Noha Sugaya also noticed the embarrassment in Iura Hide's eyes and almost couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Oh my god! This senior who is usually sunny, cheerful and confident actually has this side? It's so cute!"

Noha Sugaya couldn't help thinking about it in her heart, and her cheeks couldn't help but feel hot.

Although Jingura Hide's reaction was quick and he restrained himself in time, don't forget that the two of them are now close to each other, so she still noticed Jingura Hide's actions at the first moment.

This made her almost
"No, now is not the time to think about these things!"

Noha Sugaya quickly stopped her wild thoughts and deliberately showed an unhappy and angry expression.

"Is it enough to just say sorry? I was fucked by the senior just now!"

At this point, Sugaya Noha suddenly thought of the lines in the first volume of "April" that she had just read today, and couldn't help but add: "How can I get married now!"

"Forehead"

"Since you've seen everything, you can't get married?"

"This is truly the world of Soman!"

Jingpu Xiu was stunned for a moment, then felt strange.

If this were in the three-dimensional world, if he heard such words, he would definitely sneer with disdain.

But if it is a two-dimensional world, and it is a comprehensive anime world that incorporates pure love stories like "Hori & Miya", he feels that it is not unacceptable to such a setting.

But...How should he respond to what Noha Sugaya said?
Jingpu Xiu suddenly felt his head itchy and had the urge to scratch it again.

"Then what do you think we should do?" Jingpu Xiu asked helplessly. Although this sounded a bit perfunctory and irresponsible, he really didn't know what to do at this moment.

We can't let him imitate the overbearing CEOs in the three-dimensional world and directly take Sugaya Noha into his harem, right?

"That won't work!"

"Not to mention that I already have six or seven girlfriends."

"Nanoha is Haimeng's good sister, and I rejected her last time."

From his point of view, at this moment he really has no thoughts about Noha Sugaya, and at the same time, he doesn't think Noha Sugaya has any thoughts about him.

Perhaps because of the misunderstanding at the beginning, Noha Sugaya had some feelings for him, but that should have stopped there.

In the world of anime, there is no way to determine the winner between friendship and love. Will Noha Sugaya give up her friendship with Umi Kitagawa, and the friendship between Ozora and Ryune just because she has a crush on him?

Think about a certain yellow-haired loser who, under the bond of friendship, chased after a certain idiot for hundreds of episodes and eventually became a Hokage.

Jingpu Xiu felt that this would definitely not happen.

However, he forgot that most of the anime in this world are romance anime.

Even in "Pushers", the real protagonist Hoshino Ai is a person who, for love, is willing to do that at the age of fifteen and give birth to a child at the age of sixteen.

So just having a 'good impression' is enough to make Noha Sugaya do something.

"Eh." Sugaya Noha pretended to think for a moment, then suppressed the nervousness and excitement in her heart, and said with a trembling voice, "Since you have seen my body naked, and even touched my private parts, please take responsibility and be my boyfriend!"

"What? Be your boyfriend!?"

Jingpu Xiu was stunned, his body instinctively retreated tactically, and he subconsciously said: "No! How can this be possible!"

"Why not?" Noha Sugaya asked back with a frown.

"Because I already have a girlfriend!" Jingpu Xiu said without thinking.

At this moment, his mind was still a little confused. He couldn't think of anything and couldn't understand why Noha Sugaya would make such a request.

"Could it be that you are testing me on purpose?!"

Between 'betrayal by best friend' and 'testing by best friend', Iura Hide only thought about it for a moment and leaned towards the latter. After all, this is the world of anime, and there shouldn't be such a thing as stealing a best friend's boyfriend, right?
On the other side, Sugaya Noha looked at his 'clear' eyes and the way he refused without hesitation, and she couldn't help but feel happy and angry at the same time.

I was happy, of course, because Jing Pu Xiu was not the kind of scumbag who fell in love with every girl he met. Although he was fickle, at least he would not betray his girlfriend just because someone seduced him with his body.

Although to bystanders, this seems to make no difference.

Whether it is betrayal immediately after being tempted by beauty, or betrayal after going through other processes, isn't it still betrayal?
But in Noha Sugaya's eyes, this is obviously different.

Perhaps it is because beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, or perhaps it is because his expectations of Iura Hide are too low.

She was already very satisfied that Jingpu Xiu did not have any sexual desires.

As for her anger, it was because she had already seen that something had definitely happened between Iura Hide and Kasumigaoka Utaha and Eriri.

The question is, is there anything about her that makes her inferior to Kasumigaoka Uta and Eriri?

. . . . . .

Well, in terms of figure, she is indeed not as good as Kasumigaoka Utaha, but at least she is better than Eriri, right?

As for her appearance, objectively speaking, she is not much inferior to Eriri.

At least in her opinion, she should be a beautiful girl who is as beautiful as Eriri.

Why can Iura Hide be "secret" with Eriri, but why can't he accept her?
However, compared to the anger in her heart, what is more important now is undoubtedly how to make Iura Hide obey her next.

"Should I just tell the senior that Hai Meng doesn't mind him having a harem and I don't mind being his girlfriend with Hai Meng, or should I be bolder?"

"It seems that the senior just has a good impression of me now, but it has not yet reached the level of liking me."

"In that case, I'm afraid that even if I tell him that Hai Meng and I don't mind him having a harem and don't mind being his girlfriend together, he may not agree."

A lot of thoughts flashed through Noha Sugaya's mind quickly.

If Iura Hide only had Kitagawa Umi as his girlfriend, she wouldn't be too anxious.

Last week, she had successfully applied for the position of manager of Iura Hide's band, which gave her more opportunities to get closer to Iura Hide. They even sent messages and chatted with each other more often during daytime classes than before.

If she continues like this, she believes that one day she will be able to successfully conquer Jingura Xiu step by step and make Jingura Xiu fall in love with her.

But in fact, Kitagawa Umi is not the only one around Iura Hide.

"That Kasumigaoka Utaha and Eriri should have been having an affair with the senior, or something might have happened."

"And that Pochi-chan and Yoshikawa Yuki also obviously like the senior."

"Pochi-chan is also a member of the band, and Yoshikawa Yuki is in the same class as the senior, so she has more contact with the senior than I do."

"Also, Daisora ​​seems to be acting a little strange towards Senior recently, and Hongxia-san's affection towards Senior is also growing day by day."

These are the new discoveries that Noha Sugaya made in these days, so she is very worried that if she doesn't speed up, there will be no place for her next to Hide Iura.

At this moment, the uneasiness of these days and the restless heartbeat combined with the slight anger left over from before, as well as her dissatisfaction with Kasumigaoka Utaha and Eriri, finally made her make that bold decision.

Just when Iura Hide felt that the atmosphere was not right and wanted to say something, the previously timid Sugaya Noha suddenly stretched out her little hand, grabbed his magic weapon, raised her chin, looked straight into his eyes, and smiled "evilly".

"Senior, you don't want Hai Meng to know, right?"

"???"

Iura Hide was frightened again by Sugaya Noha's unexpected action. He couldn't help but shiver, took a breath of cold air, and even his heart almost stopped beating.

Seeing this, Noha Sugaya became more and more aggressive. She adjusted her body and pressed her whole body on Iura Hide.

Two snow-white little rabbits pressed on Jingpu Xiu, cooperating with the little hands below
It was almost the same as Hoshino Ai's last sneak attack.

Fortunately, he has now reached the gold level. Under the suppression of his powerful Tao heart, Sugaya Noha's little tricks will not make him lose his mind.

Even when he came to his senses, a strange light flashed involuntarily in his eyes. He inexplicably thought of the plot in "Changing Doll" where Inuisa Touha was taking a bath at Gojo Aruna's house when Gojo Aruna accidentally broke in, saw her body, and then threatened her in turn.

"How the hell did this get transferred to me!?"

"Is it because I stole the heroine Kitagawa Umi?"

Jingpu Xiu couldn't help but secretly complain.

But what is more important now is what to do?

Now he has realized that Sugaya Noha is not testing him, but for some reason, she really likes him, otherwise she would not go to this extent.

But at most, he only had the same kind of liking for Noha Sugaya that an ordinary boy has when he sees a beautiful woman.

Objectively speaking, this can only be regarded as lust due to beauty.

It would be fine if he didn't have a girlfriend, but he already has several girlfriends. There's no need for him to take other girls into his harem just because he's attracted to them, right?
This is not only irresponsible to Noha Sugaya, but also a trouble for himself, right?
But how can I reject Noha Sugaya?
Jingpu Xiu was thinking so hard that his brain was about to smoke.

Just at this moment, after getting over the initial nervousness, Noha Sugaya started to take action with a flushed face.

This undoubtedly seriously interfered with his thinking.

More importantly, at this moment, the voice of a third person suddenly came from the open bathroom door.

"Huh? Senior? Nouwa? You two are actually here——"

Iura Hide and Sugaya Noha were both startled when they heard the voice, and turned their heads to look over at the same time. Then they saw that Oosora, who was only wearing a scarf, was staring at the artifact in Sugaya Noha's hand with wide eyes, with a shocked expression on his face.

(End of this chapter)