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Chapter 160: Am I proud of my sister?

Yelang, like Loulan, was a small southwestern country in the Han Dynasty, similar to the Ur State and the Yin Zhu State on the border of the Zhou Dynasty.

The land is small, the people are few, and the products are even more pitiful.

But because it is in the nearby area, it can be regarded as a tall one among the short ones.

Therefore, the King of Yelang Kingdom, who had never left the country, thought that he ruled the largest country in the world.

One day, when the King of Yelang Kingdom and his men were inspecting the border, he pointed ahead and asked: "Which country here is the largest?"

In order to cater to the king's wishes, the subordinates said: "Of course the Yelang Kingdom is the biggest!"

As they walked, the king raised his head again, looked at the mountains in front of him and asked, "Is there any higher mountain than this mountain in the world?"

The subordinates replied: "There is no higher mountain in the world than this mountain."

Later, when they came to the river, the king asked again: "I think this is the longest river in the world."

The subordinates still replied in unison: "What the king said is absolutely correct."

From then on, the ignorant king believed that Yelang was the largest country in the world.

Until one time, the neighboring country of Dian sent an envoy to Yelang. King Yelang asked the envoy: "Which country is bigger, the Han Dynasty or my country?"

The envoy was shocked when he heard this. He did not expect that this small country would ignorantly think that it could be compared with the Han Dynasty. From then on, the Dian Kingdom subconsciously reduced its contacts with the Yelang Kingdom, thinking that it would inevitably lead to destruction.

As expected, the Yelang Kingdom finally stopped paying tribute to the Han Dynasty because of its arrogance, and was completely wiped off the map by the Han Dynasty.

……

The above is the allusive story of "Yelang's Arrogance" that Su Yupan himself knew.

Although the existence of Yelang Kingdom itself is as mysterious as the ancient Loulan Kingdom, at least the saying "Yelang is arrogant" has been passed down.

But obviously, the "Ye Lang's arrogance" mentioned by Qin Lang is another story.

……

"It is said that a long time ago, when Nuwa was making humans, she used wicker sticks dipped in mud and threw out little people one after another. Among them, when she threw some of the little people, there were more little mud spots attached. These become men…”

"..."

Listening to someone's serious talk, Su Yupan felt angry and funny, and soon couldn't listen any more. Qin Lang had no choice but to laugh angrily:

"Well... in short, Ye Lang's arrogance means that at night, Qin Lang will grow up himself... Of course, the premise is that he is thinking of you, Yin Ping, do you understand?"

"Bah! I know your size!"

Su Yupan rolled his eyes at him:

"A person like you...is only arrogant at night?"

"Uh...sometimes in the morning, about this [Chen Lang Arrogant], it's another story. Yin Ping, listen to me and I will tell you slowly. There was a man named Uncle Chen..."

"Stop, stop, stop! Who wants to listen to your nonsense..."

Su Yupan wanted to scold him, "No ivory can come out of a dog's mouth", but thinking that he was her sister's man after all, he couldn't really say it out loud. She just hoped that he would quickly continue telling the story of Journey to the West.

"Ugh…"

However, Qin Lang sighed and said that he also wanted to speak, but at this time, "Ye Lang was arrogant" and felt a little uncomfortable, so he couldn't speak out.

"Oh, it would be great if Beibei was here..."

"..."

"Ahem, Yin Ping, you don't want that look. I'm passive. As you know, she is the leader of Tianhe Sect. I can't resist whatever she wants to do to me..."

"Let's be honest, how did Zhuo Beibei help you when you were feeling uncomfortable?"

"She mainly... used her feet... to step on something..."

"..."    As expected, although someone's face had a delicate blush, the look he looked at Qin Lang was even weirder.

Qin Lang also realized that some things might be too early for "Su Yin Ping". At this moment, it was just a trial. If it didn't work, he should continue telling the story.

……

Because Su Yupan loves stories much more than some little girls. Although Qin Lang didn't tell them for a few days in total, because he told them until midnight every day, he woke up the next day and had to continue telling them in bed. She talked for most of the day, and with such efficiency, she almost managed to keep up with Zhuo Beibei's progress.

And the answer to the story about the Minotaur was finally revealed.

……

"...Only then did Sun Wukong know that the Iron Fan Princess was also called the Rakshasa girl and lived in the Banana Cave in Cuiyun Mountain. She was the mother of the red boy from the Fire Cloud Cave!"

"Ah? Is she that little brat's mother?"

Good stories are really exciting. Su Yupan’s almond-shaped eyes sparkled, and he immediately remembered:

"Then Red Boy's father is Princess Iron Fan's husband. I remember he is the Great Sacred Bull Demon King of Pingtian?"

"Yes! He is also the so-called Minotaur."

"But...why do you have to call me a minotaur?"

Su Yupan felt that the Bull Demon King sounded more domineering, while the Tauren gave people an unpleasant feeling.

Qin Lang explained that although the Bull Demon King married Princess Iron Fan, he married a vixen and hung out with the vixen named Princess Jade Face in Moyun Cave for a long time.

"Therefore, people who have heard this story will call this behavior or person the Tauren from then on, which means to describe someone who cuckolded someone. For example, the Bull Demon King fooled around with the vixen and cuckolded the Iron Fan Princess. It can be said that he admired Princess Iron Fan, which means he admired Princess Iron Fan."

I see…

After Qin Lang explained this, Su Yupan suddenly understood.

To be fair, the empress, who is in a high position, understands the meaning of words such as "cuckold" and "stealing people", but it is the first time she understands the term "minotaur".

"..."

However, not long after he found out, Su Yupan's feeling of relief from doubts soon turned into a complex and solemn feeling.

Because, you must know that she first learned about the term "tauren" from Zhuo Beibei.

At that time, Zhuo Beibei said that Su Yupan himself was a "tauren".

I didn't know what it meant before, but Su Yupan came to question Qin Lang, and Qin Lang told the story of "Journey to the West" to this day.

Now that she understood it, Su Yupan suddenly realized that Zhuo Beibei seemed to be hinting that Su Yupan had cuckolded Su Yinping.

I...are my sister awesome?

When she thought that Zhuo Beibei's words turned out to be so "mysterious", Su Yupan suddenly had mixed feelings in her heart, and her face became not very pretty.

When Qin Lang saw her like this, he also remembered what Su Yupan said when he came to find him. Thinking of some of the previous things, his heart could not help but stir again, and he still hesitated and said:

"Yin Ping, so Beibei...why did she say you are a tauren?"

"Humph!"

It was okay not to mention it, but when it was mentioned, Su Yupan became even more depressed. He snorted coldly and stared at Qin Lang:

"She didn't express it carefully. What she meant was that I was raped by a tauren."

"Huh? Who? Who bullied you?"

"You! Scumbag!"

"???"

(End of this chapter)