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Chapter 291: Eight Ways to Hook a Man

Afterwards, Qin Lang and his party bought glutinous rice, sweet dates, red beans, and other things. What Qin Lang carried on his shoulders, held in his hands, and pocketed in his arms were all full.

Although Qin Lang kept complaining in the back, the girls walking in front pretended not to hear him, and if they heard him, they would just look at each other and smile secretly.

As for scumbags, they should be punished more often.

Even Qin Lang had no objection to this.

Because if he had to choose, Qin Lang would rather be beaten than leave these girls and be a "scumbag".

So no matter how hard or tiring it is, it's all for the girls, so just grit your teeth and bear it.

There will be plenty of opportunities to release the accumulated resentment in the future...

"Uncle...Uncle..."

"?"

Qin Lang was carrying a lot of bags on his back, and then he realized that there was a girl who was not in front of him, but had come running over at some point.

"Uncle-in-law."

The maid Tao'er stood on tiptoe to the left of Qin Lang, then ran to the right of Qin Lang and stood on tiptoe. As a result, she felt it was inconvenient to talk to the son-in-law, so she had to stand in front of Qin Lang:

"Are you tired, uncle? Can Tao'er help you get two?"

"Oh, it's okay. I'm fine."

"But...but, uncle, you can't even straighten your back, aren't you really tired..."

"It's fine."

Wow, what a sensible girl.

Just when I was feeling relieved, I heard Tao'er muttering with a worried look on her face:
"…If I hurt my waist, what will my wife do in the future…"

"..."

"…My wife is not young anymore…she finally has a man…but she has yet to enjoy the happiness…sigh…"

"..."

Qin Lang's eyebrows twitched when he heard this.

This girl is sensible, but it seems that she knows too much.

However, Qin Lang was still very pleased. He slid a bundle in his right hand to his arm, freed his hand and touched Tao'er's head:

"Tao'er is also a caring girl, that's great, she will definitely be loved when she gets married."

"Uncle..."

Tao'er's blushes turned red. Her son-in-law is so straightforward.

Knowing that I will follow my wife and marry him in the future, he is now talking about pampering me...

Hehe~ He is a good uncle~
But... the rules still have to be followed. How can a maid compare with a lady? Wang Taoer still knows the difference between the big and small ones.

"Uncle-in-law, you should pamper your wife more. Tao'er... Tao'er can have some meat occasionally..."

"?"

A little bit?
WTF?

Where did you get it from?

Qin Lang obviously didn't think of such distant things in advance as Tao'er thought, so he was naturally very confused.

However, Tao'er only understood the first layer from her son-in-law's confusion, but not the second layer. She thought that the innocent son-in-law just didn't understand the meaning of obscene things, so she couldn't help but count on her fingers for a while, her little face flushed, not knowing how to explain further.

but…

Anyway, if the son-in-law doesn't understand something at that time, Taoer will teach him personally. There is no difference between teaching him later and teaching him now.

If I have to say the difference, it is that now I just move my mouth, and in the future...

Well…

No, based on what Taoer has learned from books and Zhu Yan, when she teaches her son-in-law in person in the future, she may...may also need to use her mouth...

It seems that there is really no difference between teaching now and teaching later.

So, after figuring this out, Tao'er no longer had any scruples. She held her rosy face and looked at her son-in-law, continuing in a low voice:

"Son-in-law, Tao'er means... um... you have to pay more attention to Madam in the future. Ah, not just your heart, but also... like... the rain and dew... mainly give more to Madam..."

"???"

"…As for Tao'er, it would be enough for her to occasionally taste the Fugen'er left over by Madam…"

"..."

Qin Lang understood now.

But after understanding, she was speechless and amused. The big hand that was touching Tao'er's head also exerted a little force and ruffled her neatly combed hair. The little maid who was ruffling the hair kept humming:

"Hey hey hey——! Aunt...Uncle, good uncle, you hurt Tao'er, please spare Tao'er..."

"?"

In broad daylight, the little maid's words immediately attracted a lot of strange looks. Qin Lang could clearly see from the disgusted expressions of several people that he was even regarded as the kind of lecherous young man who bullied his own servants.

"Hush!" Qin Lang quickly took Tao'er's hand, took a few quick steps forward, caught up with the girls far ahead, and then glared at the maid whose head was full of spring:
"Look at you, you follow the princess every day and don't learn your lesson. What are you thinking about? And Fugen'er...you want to use me, your son-in-law, to make soup?"

"No way, Tao'er wouldn't dare."

Tao'er waved her hands repeatedly, making soup and the like...that would be something that would squeeze the son-in-law dry, and it would be the lady's responsibility at that time, so how could it be the turn of a maid like her?
"Uncle, I'd better help you get something. Otherwise, Taoer will feel uncomfortable watching you suffer..."

"Well, okay."

This matter was not worth shirking again and again. Since Tao'er insisted, Qin Lang handed the bag on his right arm to Tao'er.

"Okay, let's go."

"Mmmmm~"

The little maid felt more at ease knowing that she could help her son-in-law share some of the burden.

As I walked, I secretly glanced at my hand that was still held by my brother-in-law. My heart skipped a beat and I felt a little warm. I felt that I might need to put a towel under my bed when I went to bed tonight...

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On the other side, in the suburbs of Beijing, inside the Xianghua Village Inn.

squeak-

"Master Bai, should... uh...?"

"Mei...Mei'er! Why didn't you knock on the door!"

"Didn't you say, Mr. Bai, that Mei'er didn't need to knock on the door..."

Seeing the Regent at the table hurriedly hiding a book behind his back, the maid Mei asked suspiciously:
"Master Bai, what are you doing?"

"I am... reading a book, studying some essentials of governing, the mindset of an emperor, etc..."

"Oh."

Mei understood, nodded, and didn't believe a word of it.

Because a corner of the book hidden behind the Regent's back was exposed, she could already see the words "Zhu Yan" on the cover.

Ok…

Yes, the most popular thing in Da Zhou right now is this thing called a monthly magazine.

Lady Bai is the regent, but she is also a woman, so it is normal for her to read some romantic stuff occasionally.

"Master Bai, should we set off now?"

"Set off?"

The regent raised his head, and his bright and beautiful face still seemed to be a little confused after being drunk yesterday. When he opened his mouth, his soft and sticky baby voice seemed inexplicably cute:

"Where are you going?"

"..."

"Oh! Jingcheng...right...ahem..."

After clearing his throat, the Regent adjusted his voice back to his pretended deep voice:
"I'm sorry, I was drunk yesterday and lost my composure, so I've been delayed until now."

"Actually, there's no rush, and this inn is pretty good..."

Mei'er walked towards the Regent while speaking, and came to the table to pour tea for the Regent:

“…I remember that it was on the [Anle List] of the last issue of Zhu Yan…”

Snap…

"?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a book slipped from behind the Regent and fell to the ground.

It was the latest episode of "Zhu Yan" that the Regent was watching.

The Regent's body froze on the spot. Mei'er didn't say anything. After a pause, she squatted down and picked it up. Then she happened to see that the page she opened was the so-called [Interview Column] launched by "Zhu Yan" in recent months. The owner of Yunzhou Ningxiang Pavilion was invited to this issue, and the topic of this issue was clearly written on it.

"Eight Ways to Catch a Man..."

"Mei... Mei'er, you misunderstood! I'm not looking at this! It's this... the wind blows... and then..."

Mei'er did not comment, but the two sentences of conversation between her and the Regent yesterday after the Regent got drunk emerged silently in her mind.

……

[What should I do? There are men in the small plates! ]

[How about you, Lord Bai...find a man right after you return to Beijing? ]

……

"..."

Well, Lord Bai suddenly started looking at this kind of thing, and it seems that I am also responsible.

So Mei'er put the book on the table, poured the tea without saying a word, and immediately left the room respectfully.

"I won't bother you anymore, Master Bai. I hope you can find a...good man..."

"No! I didn't... You... You need to listen to my explanation!"

(End of this chapter)