Young man, please stay

Chapter 66 "Tianshan Bitch"

"Meow…"

"Be good, I'll stay with you for a while."

"Meow~"

The little female cat, who had been lying on the bed and licking some indescribable parts, finally couldn't help but let out a resentful whimper to Qin Lang after almost licking herself until it was swollen.

It wasn't until Qin Lang offered a few words of comfort that she retracted her little head under the pillow with an expression of "Damn it, hurry up."

"Tch, what a goblin."

In this regard, Zhuo Beibei, the leader of the Tianhe Sect, gave such a sharp comment, which made Qin Lang laugh on the spot:
  "At three hundred and twenty-one years old, aren't you more seductive than her?"

"I am otherworldly and she is a true enchantress. How can this compare?"

Is this silly boy stupid? He doesn’t understand such a simple truth. I really don’t know how that bitch educated him...

Forget it, Zhuo Beibei was too lazy to talk nonsense to Qin Lang. He yawned and lay down on the bed. He pulled the ball out from under the pillow and threw it to the corner of the bed.

"Meow?"

Everyone was shocked, then turned to look at Qin Lang aggrievedly.

"Meow…"

Lang...look at her...

"Don't be angry, she is a bad woman."

Qin Lang picked up the little female cat and coaxed him while lifting Zhuo Beibei up:

"The matter hasn't been explained clearly yet. Why should I sleep?"

"Still unclear?"

"Nonsense, you said you are over 300 years old? Where is the evidence?"

Zhuo Beibei pursed his lips and sat up dissatisfied:
  "Qin Lang, are you questioning my qualifications?"

"Yes."

Outrageous!

Zhuo Beibei was angry, his little chest bulged, and he raised a chestnut:

"Do you know the growth rings?"

"You know, the one with the tree, right?"

"A tree grows one more ring every year, and the same goes for me."

"..."

Qin Lang's eyelids twitched, what do you mean?
  Could it be that if you cut this thing into two pieces, you can see circles of "human wheels"?
  Or...if you open her up, you will find that there is another Xiao Beibei inside, and if you open another layer, there is another Xiao Beibei, and so on, there are more than three hundred Zhuo Beibei inside?

Of course, Qin Lang's ideas are too wild and unrealistic.

"Give me your trotters."

"..."

Qin Lang resisted the urge to pinch her and honestly stretched out a hand.

The heart is a square inch spiritual platform.

Also known as Cuntian, Lingfu, Danchi, etc.

Zhuo Beibei grabbed his big hand, opened his palm, and placed it on himself.

"What does it feel like."

"Uh…"

Qin Lang frowned and concentrated. After tasting it for a while, he said suspiciously:

"?"

"???"

"? You!...What are you feeling, you brat!"

Zhuo Beibei's face turned hot, and he had to question his mind again. There was definitely something abnormal about the way a certain bitch raised children on Tianshan Mountain!
  "Didn't you notice my heartbeat?"

"Heartbeat?"

Seeing Qin Lang's pig-headed look, Zhuo Beibei snorted coldly, threw the skirt aside, and grabbed his big hand again.

"Can you feel it now..."

"can."

Qin Lang's throat moved.

"Feel something?"

"You have no heartbeat."

"It's not without...you!...Don't move your hands!"

"Oh, sorry, subconsciously..."

……

Damn brat, his hot palms originally made the lord of the sect feel a little hairy, but he turned out to be dishonest and almost gave the lord a strange feeling, which was very annoying.

……

Zhuo Beibei naturally blamed all of this on the "Tianshan Bitch"'s education issues, then took a deep breath and slowly said:

"It's not that I don't have a heartbeat, it's that my heartbeat is too slow."

"Heartbeat... too slow?"

"Well, I have lived for too long. Every fifty years, my heartbeat will slow down by half. So now, compared with ordinary people, I can no longer feel my heartbeat in a short time, and it takes a long time to beat once." Qin Lang heard this, Thoughtful.

Every fifty years, the heartbeat slows down by half. If this "old witch" really lived to be 321 years old, that would be...

"First let me count with my fingers, two, four, eight..."

"?!"

"how?"

"Bastard... bastard!"

"Oh, sorry, I just subconsciously..."

……

Qin Lang was a little embarrassed, so he changed his hand and continued to count. The result was that Zhuo Beibei's heartbeat should only beat fifteen times in a quarter of an hour.

A normal person's heartbeat can beat about eight or nine hundred times in a quarter of an hour.

It's easy to verify this.

"...~!..."

"Shh..."

Then he waited silently for dozens of breaths, and sure enough, a weak beating finally reached Qin Lang's palm.

"Unbelievable!"

Qin Lang let out a breathtaking sigh.

"Hum~"

The master of the sect was very satisfied with his reaction. He rubbed the inexplicable blush on his face, suppressed a hint of shame in his heart, and then proudly pulled the shoulder straps of the skirt back on his shoulders.

pat~
  "Now you know how valuable I am, kid~"

"..."

Qin Lang was speechless. A person could live to be three hundred years old, which was really beyond his common sense.

You must know that Zhou Ning, the former magistrate of Qingzhou, was willing to give up the status and wealth that ordinary people dream of and risk his life for a "Dragon Heart Jue" that can extend his life for hundreds of years.

And if there was a way to achieve a life span of three hundred years, how many people would be crazy about it...

"Boy, I know what you're thinking."

"Ok?"

Looking at Qin Lang with solemn and dull eyes, Zhuo Beibei kid Dadi patted him on the shoulder, and then sighed arrogantly:
  "Actually, I have lived for such a long time without any magical powers. It is simply because I am too strong."

"..."

Even though what this guy said should be true, why do I still want to pinch her when I hear her babbling and pretending to be serious...

"I am too strong, and I have been strong for too long. Unknowingly, this world thought that I could live as long as them... Well... It is probably for this reason, so I will live a very long time~"

"I know, I know."

Qin Lang waved his hand impatiently:

"So why do you, an old man, still look so young on the surface?"

"presumptuous!"

Zhuo Beibei made a pink fist, and her cheeks quickly puffed up. Seeing that she was getting angry again, Qin Lang quickly reached out and pinched her cheeks to help her deflate:
  "Okay, okay, don't act like this when you're unhappy. Are you a little pufferfish?"

"You are the little pufferfish, you are still the little river shrimp, the little river crab!"

"Yeah, anyway, I was wrong."

Qin Lang was a little amused. He hugged her shoulders and rubbed her head:
  "Senior, please calm down. It was my junior's mistake. Next time I will... uh... I won't be like this next time."

"I always feel that you are not sincere..."

"No, this junior is now convinced of the sect master. I believe that with the sect master's experience and insight, he can tell clearly!"

"Humph…"

The attitude is not bad, it seems that what that bitch taught is not useless...

……

Senior Zhuo Beibei decided not to care about junior Qin Lang, calmed down and looked at him seriously:
  "To tell you the truth, just five years ago, he looked almost the same age as Nan Lingyue."

"what?"

"And in a dozen years, I will be more mature, looking like a woman in her early twenties, and even further back, she will look like a woman in her thirties, and that is exactly the age when I first became beautiful. "

"In other words, you have become smaller and smaller over the years? Why?"

"Why...hehe, it's thanks to a bitch..."

The little girl sneered, while Qin Lang was slightly stunned. How dare big men like Zhuo Beibei also have a past where they were framed by gangsters?
  This fate is inexplicably consistent with that of my senior sister...

"So which bitch hurt you?"

"You know this bitch very well."

"I?"

Qin Lang frowned. He could make the leader of Tianhe Sect rejuvenate all the way. What level of power is this? How could I be familiar with it?

"whee…"

However, the sneer on Zhuo Beibei's face gradually turned into a narrow look that was familiar to Qin Lang. He stared into Qin Lang's eyes and said word by word:

"That bitch's name is Mu Xuan Li."

At this moment, Qin Lang was completely shocked:
  "You...you actually know my senior sister?!"

(End of this chapter)