Young man, please stay

Chapter 84 My sister’s gameplay

The title is wrong and cannot be modified. It should be: [Sister’s gameplay]

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"Your Majesty, I heard from Yuxuan that the revenue of Jingzhou Territory has been somewhat bleak recently, and the loss of customers has been severe."

"Hum, I thought something happened..."

The empress yawned. In a place like Ting Yuxuan, the emperor only needs to care about his eyeliner function. If he doesn't encounter any real trouble, such as being troubled by the regent's people, it doesn't count as an accident.

As for business...

Just leave it to the Jiaofang Secretary to worry about. Even if you worry about it yourself, you shouldn't show it too openly. After all, Ting Yuxuan is in the hook-up business.

"In business, when you make money, you lose money, and when you prosper, you lose money. It's not surprising."

"Yes, Your Majesty."

Xing'er nodded, handed a cup of scented tea to the empress, and then said:

"But...it is said that Tingyuxuan in Jingzhou was affected by the Ningxiang Pavilion this time. It seems that all the lost customers visited the Ningxiang Pavilion, and then...the legendary leader of the Tianhe Sect was also in Jingzhou not long ago. The state showed up.”

"Master Tianhe..."

The empress' expression condensed and she looked at the petals floating in the tea:

"She showed up?"

"Only hearing their voices but not seeing their people is to deal with a few troublemakers."

"Then...the business matter is related to the Tianhe Sect Master?"

"This is not."

Xing'er said truthfully, and the empress' eyes softened a little, and she sighed softly:

"go on."

"Yes, it is rumored that there is a story about [Zhuanlou Gong] recently circulated in Jingzhou Prefecture..."

……

Xing'er briefly talked about the recent situation in Jingzhou Mansion, but she didn't know the details. She only said that there was a weirdo named "Zhuan Lou Gong" who was very famous in Jingzhou.

After hearing this, the empress felt that this matter could be spread throughout Jingzhou, and everyone was attracted to the Ningxiang Pavilion, so there must be something wonderful about it.

"Do you know the story of "The Phoenix Seeks the Phoenix"?"

"Myolie doesn't have it, I just heard about it."

"Then ask Ting Yuxuan to get a copy. It must be original and cannot be tampered with at will."

"Yes."

"in addition…"

The empress took a sip of tea, pointed to the red brocade dragon robe on the side, and signaled Myolie to change her clothes:
  "... Prepare the chariot immediately, and I will go to the princess's mansion."

"Your Majesty, why are you going so late? If you have anything to do, why don't you let Princess Xuan enter the palace?"

"I just want to catch you off guard."

Although they are biological sisters, they still insist on hiding the affairs of a mere man. Su Yupan was also unwilling and curious about the news of Xing'er's spying. Tonight, she insisted on getting rid of her sister's mysterious lover. An understanding.

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Not long after, the princess' mansion arrived.

Su Yupan let Xing'er enter the house in advance to say hello, and then he quietly entered the house. After walking into the courtyard where his sister's boudoir was, he learned that her sister was not there.

"Your Majesty, the princess is at the hot spring."

"spa?"

When I came back that day, my sister took the initiative to wait for her sister to soak in the hot springs together. She was reluctant. Today, in the middle of the night, she was...

Huh?
  wrong…

As an emperor who loved to read essays, Su Yupan was well-read. I remember that there was a strange book called "The Legend of Mojing" which recorded many ways for a single woman to resolve her lovesickness.

One of them, "Water Dragon Mirror", tells the story of an older single princess who couldn't stand the loneliness and ran to the hot spring in the middle of the night...

hiss…

So could my sister be secretly...

"His Majesty?"

"..." As the saying goes, the power of God is unpredictable, so no one can guess what strange things the empress is thinking at this moment.

Anyway, let's go to the room to have a look first. Su Yupan ordered his servants not to follow him. He tiptoed into his sister's room and walked around casually, but didn't find anything unusual.

If you have to say something different...

Next to her pillow, for some reason, there was a breast wrap with the word "江湖" written on it.

Also on the table was a strange stick-shaped object wrapped in a white cloth.

"?"

The empress, who had no servants to follow her, naturally did not need to worry about her appearance. She blinked her apricot eyes and looked around. Then she stood up on tiptoes, lifted up her skirt, and cautiously came to the table and looked at the rod wrapped in cloth. , the more I observed, the more I felt something was not right.

As a woman who has neither eaten pork nor seen pigs running, but has only seen descriptions of pigs in books, Su Yupan was still making some weird guesses just now, and now she found this one in her sister's boudoir. Things are very different, so I have to make some more associations.

……

Although she lacks practice and has zero experience, the empress has accumulated a relatively rich theoretical knowledge, so her imagination is also somewhat rich.

But the more this happens, the more curious you become, and the more you want to see many things with your own eyes.

Even though I knew it was not good to do this, I still thought that I was the emperor of the dynasty, and that I was Su Yinping's biological sister. It was right for the emperor to care about his ministers, and for his sister to care for her elder sister.

As a result, Su Yupan felt a little more confident. He stretched out his hand and slowly opened the white cloth wrapping the stick on the table.

"what?"

As a result, the empress was stunned and found that the thing was slightly different from what she had imagined.

First of all, it is not a rhinoceros horn, nor is it made of ivory or jade, but made of wood.

Secondly, its shape is also irregular. It is not like a bare stick as Su Yupan imagined, but... it has a more complex shape and texture.

Upon closer inspection, the empress was even more shocked.

The wooden stick in the cloth was actually carved into a full-length portrait of a man!
  Jiao...Mr. Jiao became a sperm? !

Not to mention how well the carving was, at least it was in the shape of a human, and at the bottom of the whole root, the empress could clearly see the word [Lang] engraved on it.

"..."

琅…

It’s that [Qin Lang] Lang…

Snapped!
  "Who?!"

Someone suddenly broke in. The empress quickly wrapped the strip of cloth with her eyes and hands, but when she turned around, she saw Gu Jin, a girl in black.

"Your Majesty... Your Majesty..."

"Senju...why are you here?"

"I...the candles in Madam's room are almost running out, I'll replace them..."

"Oh…"

Fortunately, it was not a silver bottle, and the empress breathed a sigh of relief.

However, there was a hint of nervousness in Senju's expression, and his eyes were fixed on the thing on the table.

"..."

Well, she should have seen what she did just now.

The empress was helpless, but did not want to show her embarrassment. She just said calmly and dignifiedly:
  "This thing is..."

"It belongs to Madam!"

Gu Jin answered very straightforwardly, which surprised Su Yupan.

Then the girl walked to the left, took the thing in her hand, and carried it behind her back.

The empress understood her reaction. It was difficult for her to say anything about such a private object, since one was the head of her family and the other was the emperor.

Su Yupan didn't say anything to embarrass her, but made one more confirmation before leaving:
  "Shen'er, what on earth is this thing...the silver bottle used for?"

"To... relieve the pain of lovesickness."

"..."

Knew it…

Well, I didn’t expect my sister to be more playful than in the book. She actually carved Mr. Jiao into a human form...

(End of this chapter)