Your Majesty, drink the medicine quickly
Chapter 186 The paradise of madness! Evil God, we don’t have to roll like this!
Chapter 186 The paradise of madness! Evil God, we don’t have to roll like this! (-in-)
According to legend, if someone can climb the back of the World Serpent after death, walk from its tail to its head and jump down from its huge mouth, then he can reach wherever he wants to go.
This giant snake that surrounds the world is a two-headed snake with a head and tail.
When Li Pu and Elizabeth entered the alien space through the refraction of the 'World Life Box' and the 'Seven-Color Dimension Ambiguity', they set foot on the back of this world krait under the position of the 'High Dimensional Anchor'.
[Obviously you just clicked the mouse on the screen, but when you look back, you find that you have entered a strange world]
Li Pu was shocked to find that there were several sacred objects placed here.
They seemed to be things that Elizabeth had stolen from heaven with Katerina.
The first kind of sacred object is the phoenix chariot of the old sun god 'Uramenos', which can travel quickly on the road of the giant snake.
In addition, the Phoenix Royal Chariot comes with a piece called the 'Shackles of Doomsday Judgment', which can be used for self-defense.
The second type of sacred object is two pieces of holy clothing that the mother of the earth, Una Samir, once sewed for the sun god of the old days. After wearing them, they can knock on the door of heaven.
Are the magicians in the Forbidden Sanctuary - or the Creation Gods - also using a 'veil of prophecy' to observe everything they observe?
According to this logic, wouldn't this church have produced many kinds of truly holy objects that can be compared with the creations of the Creator God? !
If I can help this church continue to develop and grow, will it grow into a behemoth that can compete with the Forbidden Sanctuary? !
This made Li Pu have to think of things like 'them', 'lens' and so on.
The second one is to seduce 'Tuliglass (Sister Snake)' to replace the snake of the world.
For mortals, and even for mortal gods, everything in the Evil Paradise cannot be seen directly and cannot be described.
Therefore, if you want the evil gods to come to the world, you need the true form of 'Tuliglass (Sister Snake)' as a real bridge.
This time going to the Paradise of Evil, Elizabeth shouldered two important missions.
[In this memory, Elizabeth thought that she was praying to the mysterious Yeshathemis. Thinking that he is communicating with Yeshathemis. 】
Elizabeth naturally knew that Li Pu was not Zabu. But she believed that Li Pu was not only more delicious than Baron Zabu, but he might also cause some small harm to Sister Snake.
2. On the way to escape, you must not think about anything related to 'Tuliglass', otherwise you will come into contact with 'Tuliglass'.
[But in fact, she was talking to herself. 】
["Why? Lord Yeshathemis, the coming of the gods is such an important event, why is 'Tuliglass' unwilling to cooperate?"]
3. If you have come into contact with 'Tuliglass', you can kick the envoy off the chariot of the old sun god. Delay for a while.
After coming in, Li Pu suddenly discovered that although the computers were very outrageous, they were indeed sacred objects!
In the whole plan, Elizabeth needs to work with the divine messenger to first throw the 'temptation' to 'Tuliglass (Sister Snake)', and then take the opportunity to enter the gate.
[Yeshathemis still exists. However, because Themis has all disappeared, he cannot come - the divine skeleton was originally Themis, but it has now become the Yesha Themis, so it cannot come. ],
According to Yeshathemis, Baron Zabu can stop Sister Snake. Because when He wears the holy garments and holds the "Shackles of Doomsday Judgment", it tastes good.
When leaving, Katerina learned that Elizabeth was preparing to enter the Paradise of Evil next time, so she placed this item in the Phoenix Chariot.
The last kind of holy object is the most mysterious, it is the 'temptation object' made by the 'Holy Angel (Cajeelina)'.
["Because 'Tuliglass' is a lazy and disobedient piece of shit!"]
He began to believe the believers' words. The projection screen (curtain of prophecy) hanging on the dome of the main hall may also be a sacred object.
But the Veil of Prophecy can follow him and Elizabeth's perspective and describe the events in the Evil Paradise.
It can even be said that it is more powerful than the original holy object!
This shocked Li Pu.
["Elizabeth, you must try your best to escape to the human world alive. Then as a sacrifice in the human world, you will be swallowed by 'Tuliglass'. On the contrary, if you are swallowed by him on the way, then he will return to heaven." 】
Regarding the horror of 'Tuliglass', Yeshathemis told Elizabeth a lot of things, but Elizabeth could not understand most of them.
Therefore, Lip is more perfect than Baron Zab.
[That is an exchange between Elizabeth and Yeshathemis. 】
And he was also very obedient - Elizabeth didn't waste much words, and Li Pu put on the holy robe himself and drove the chariot.
[Just like Katerina believes that the 'holy spore angel' is her inner demon, not herself. 】
But she remembered three things:
1. Never look back on the road and never have any contact with 'Tuliglass'.
Elizabeth didn't know what this 'temptation object' was, but Katerina made it before to use it to enter the gate of the paradise of evil.
After 'Turiglas (Snake Sister)' eats the 'temptation', he will look for the two of them. At this time, the two only need to run back to the World Ring Snake, and then run back to the world while being chased by him. In the human world, that's all.
"So, Miss Elizabeth, you excavated those holy objects from the ruins of the old gods around the world? And, you successfully transformed them?"
The first is to enter the door, witness the awakening of the gods, and become an observer who witnesses the cause and effect. After that, as long as they return to the human world and break the world barriers, the old gods will have the prerequisites to descend in the new world.
[Elizabeth believes that the 'Merciful Foolish Saint' is her god, not herself. 】
["Remember my words, Elizabeth. Wake up the gods and help me welcome the old master. Don't be controlled by believers, and don't listen to them to deal with the old master."]
[Yeshathemis is Elizabeth. 】
[After boarding the ancient Sun God's chariot with Li Pu, Elizabeth fell into a memory. 】
The last time the two of them came to the Evil Paradise, Katerina used tools to successfully attract the attention of the gatekeeper "Tuliglass (Sister Snake)", allowing the two to secretly enter the Evil Paradise. .
Although there is a snake of the world under their feet, this artificial snake is still too fragile for the evil gods.
To put it bluntly, the Evil God Cult and the Passion God Cult are the church of themselves and the Seven Gods!
It can definitely become an important aid for you to fight against the 'Magician'!
The saint has indeed created something amazing (the church)!
"Of course, in fact, the church began to study these sacred objects seven hundred years ago."
[But if a new Themis appears in the world, Yeshathemis can still come. 】
Absalom had previously said that Violet's cult was developed later by Dante and him, with a history of no more than a hundred years.
But judging from Elizabeth's words, this church existed seven hundred years ago.
The statements from both sides are not contradictory.
Because the Passion God Cult is a secret church that has existed in the mainland for a long time.
When Dante created Violet's cult, he drew on some of the teachings of the Passion of God.
"Over the past seven hundred years, through the efforts of generations, these sacred objects have been almost restored. However, they are always a little behind from their true restoration, and they are unable to exert their true effect. I proposed another idea. , breaking through the final bottleneck.”
Elizabeth felt a little sad: "Compared to the original appearance of the sacred objects, the new sacred objects have changed beyond recognition. It can be said that we destroyed the sacred objects. But no matter what, they can be used."
Li Pu nodded with a very wonderful expression. No one in this world knows these 'sacred objects' better than him!
Because these holy objects are the toys that I made when I was in prison in the Evil Paradise!
Their original function is to play games!
There is no such thing as 'real functionality'!
However, Elizabeth and this church believe that these holy objects are the holy objects left by the old master!
Then, based on their own guesses, they restored these useless objects into truly usable holy objects! And successfully passed them, sending himself and Elizabeth here!
"You did not destroy the holy thing, Elizabeth, you are the true creators."
Li Pu sighed very much: "People always say that people only create miracles under the guidance of God. But the real creator of all this is man himself."
"Act like you know God."
Elizabeth curled her lips and continued to eat the lunch box that Katerina left for her.
By the way, Katerina is so considerate and her craftsmanship is very good.
"Okay, Elizabeth, I understand what you said. But why do we have to wear Meituan delivery work clothes to summon the evil god?"
Li Pu, who was driving the Phoenix Chariot of the Sun God, said to the priestess holding him behind him: "There is also this Phoenix brand electric car. Now that I put on this set of holy clothes and the Sun God Chariot, I feel more and more He looks more and more like a food delivery guy."
"Humph, you are ignorant. You think it is an electric car just because you are not sophisticated enough to see the reality behind its false appearance."
Elizabeth firmly believed that the car she was riding was not an electric car.
After all, she and Katerina personally stole this from the old sun god Ulamenos!
At that time, Katerina also said that they had done something immoral and that it would be inconvenient for 'Uramenos' to commute to and from get off work in the future.
The great old sun god couldn't possibly ride an electric car to get off work, right? !
Just outrageous!
So, it is definitely not an electric car!
It must be that he, Katerina and Li Pu are not good enough! I can't see the true form of this 'Phoenix Electric Vehicle' under its false appearance!
"Okay! Even if you are right!"
Li Pu was not going to argue with this guy anymore, he said: "But what about the lunch box? What about the takeout? The evil gods usually order takeout, right? We will also use takeout in a while to distract Sister Snake. Strong, right?"
"Where's the takeout? Where's the takeout prepared by Katerina?!"
Li Pu has now begun to understand the thinking logic of these two psychopaths, Elizabeth and Katerina - deceiving Sister Snake with takeout.
Therefore, he directly pointed out the crux of the problem: "How to deal with the evil god without takeout!!!"
"Your Excellency, the noble envoy of God, before I answer your question, I want to ask you a question first."
Cold words came from behind. The back of the Serpent of the World was suspended in the void. The Phoenix Chariot of the Sun God was bumpy when driving on the rough scales of the giant snake, which made the voice of Master Jiaomian have some trembling:
"This is a secret that only the gods of the Evil Heaven know. If you can't answer it, it means you are not an envoy of God, so you must give me an answer. Hey, how should the word 'WaiMai' be interpreted in Common Language? ? Or, what kind of heavenly wonder is it?"
"An edible thing - look for it quickly, the evil god wants to eat a box lunch after opening the door!"
Li Pu's words were like a heavy hammer, hitting Elizabeth's mind.
There was a buzz in her head and she stopped chewing.
"Guan Guan's description of that, that 'takeaway' in paradise, can you be more specific? For example, what does that weird thing called 'takeaway' look like?"
"Lunch box, lunch box, lunch box!" Li Pu added: "If it was made by Katerina, then it should look particularly clean and tidy - every grain of rice inside is neat and tidy. !”
Elizabeth: "."
She looked at the empty lunch box in her hand and couldn't help but tremble.
"I, I thought this was the lunch box prepared by Katerina for me."
"Just what?"
"Ahem, it's nothing. Hahahaha, and you said you're not an envoy of God?! You actually easily called out the names of things that can't even exist in this world!"
Elizabeth threw away her lunch box and changed the topic: "You know, these are mysterious and unknown things that are beyond normal people's cognitive abilities (concepts). It is impossible for ordinary people to know what takeout is and what Meituan is. But you Not only do I know about it, but I haven’t been mentally shocked by the knowledge of these weird things.”
Li Pu turned to look at the camera with a dull expression: "I have received a great mental shock now."
Li Pu really doesn’t understand why Ulamunos has electric cars and Meituan’s take-out clothing.
What happened to the Evil Paradise these years? !
Only a hundred thousand years!
Moreover, how do they know these things?
As the gods of the Evil Paradise, they have definitely never seen such things as electric cars and Meituan takeout clothes!
This made Li Pu wonder whether the evil god could have crawled into the 'real world'.
'Urameonos' saw these things and worked several part-time jobs. Then he ran back and started his business?
"Be prepared, Your Majesty the Envoy of God!"
Elizabeth held up the 'Are You Hungry' helmet on her head and sneered: "This is a nightmare! Even though we are traveling together now, when we get to the door, only one person will survive between us!"
Li Pu looked at Elizabeth's Are You Hungry helmet, then at the Meituan takeout clothes he was wearing, and said, "There's no need to roll it up like this."
"Your Excellency, it seems that you still do not understand the true meaning of this sacred sacrifice!"
Elizabeth raised her head seriously and looked at the scarlet door forged from dead bones that was getting closer and closer in the distance.
Elizabeth said: "The temptation is not important, what is important is us! 'Tuliglass' needs a strong enough soul to provide nutrients, and the breath of our bodies is the best temptation."
"Be aware, Nip, there is only one electric bike, and only one of us can ride it on the way back. Pray, pray that the remaining one of us can ride the last journey smoothly."
"I understand why we are involved, because we are not takeaways!" Li Pu turned to look at the camera and pointed at his nose: "We are takeaways!"
"You may not be a takeaway." Elizabeth wiped the debris from the corner of her mouth and covered her face in frustration.
She knew that the temptation created by Katerina was by no means a simple lunch box.
It's just that the mentally ill Katerina made it look like this.
Now, the temptation has been stuffed into his stomach.
There is no need to say more about who Tuli Glass will treat as takeaway in a while.
[Needless to say, it must be you! Of course you have more fun than takeout! 】
'Wait a minute, I understand that I taste better than takeout. What do you mean by fun? '
Li Pu suddenly had an unpleasant feeling: 'On the first day back home, aren't you going to play with snakes? ! '
(End of this chapter)
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