Your Majesty, drink the medicine quickly
Chapter 2 Klein Bottle
Chapter 2 Klein Bottle
"Shh, don't shout!"
Seeing the queen struggling in his arms, Li Pusheng hurriedly sought medical treatment. In order to show his identity, he placed the plastic sword in his hand in front of the queen (around her neck).
Speaking of which, Li Pu actually had his own logic for using this method to prove his identity - perhaps, in his eyes, it was a plastic sword. But in the eyes of others, it is the Supreme Divine Sword!
But obviously in the Queen's eyes, what Li Pu was holding was definitely not the Supreme Sword.
So the queen struggled harder. If it weren't for Li Pu Kong's strength, the Queen might have escaped from the clutches and ran out of the room.
‘Hey, my head is really going to be chopped off now. 'Li Pu brought the sword closer.
The situation became even worse. In desperation, Li Pu made one last attempt: "Her Majesty Queen Margaret, can we have a calm chat?"
This is like a straight man saying to his angry girlfriend, "Calm down first." Normally it is useless.
But if this boyfriend can be like Li Pu and hold a sword against his girlfriend's neck while talking, the situation will be a little different.
Sure enough, the queen is getting calmer and calmer.
"Very good, you are very smart. Next, I will release my hand covering your mouth and ask you a few questions - you won't yell randomly, will you?"
As Li Pu spoke, he released his hand covering the queen's mouth. But the sword blade was a little closer.
At this moment, the queen in Li Pu's arms was shaking with anger. The sword around her neck and the person behind her made her feel extremely humiliated and angry. But she kept her cool.
She pulled the clothes covering her chest, took a deep breath, and said with a trembling voice: "Tell me what you want to do."
Li Pu got straight to the point and asked a few seemingly strange questions.
"My name is Li Pu, do you know this name?"
"Nip? There are many famous people named Nip. I don't know which Nip you are."
In the languages of this world, the syllables N and L are not clearly distinguished. So the Queen couldn't say the word 'Li', but pronounced 'Ni'.
[To some extent, your name is indescribable and indescribable to this world. 】
"Second question - which god did you originally think would answer your prayers?"
The Queen seemed not to have expected that he would ask this, and was slightly confused.
But her answer was concise and clear: "I think the responder should be the sword-bearing archangel 'Provence', the suffering archangel 'Phemis', or the savior in the prophecy."
Li Pu nodded and asked his second question: "Who do you think I look like when I'm dressed up?"
The queen pondered for a moment, and then replied very calmly: "The sword-wielding archangel 'Provence', the suffering archangel 'Phemis', or the savior in the prophecy."
Hearing this, Li Pu was stunned for a long time. It was almost doubtful that the Queen had misheard the question, so she repeated the same words again.
But then, the queen's words revealed the reason.
"Lord God, I just discovered your identity now. I made a mistake just now - think about it carefully, with the height of this tower and the boundary here, except for Ayesha, only people from the Kingdom of Heaven can It landed silently on my balcony.
Of course, this is not the main reason why I discovered your identity. "
The Queen looked at the sword around her neck and continued: "What really makes me identify you is that you hold the Supreme Divine Sword and the Book of Creation and Redemption.
According to rumors, there is a savior prophesied who will receive these two sacred objects from the hands of these two archangels. Therefore, I guess that if you are not the Savior, then you can only be one of these two archangels. "
Li Pu was greatly surprised. Wei Cheng thought that his identity could be discovered by the Queen at a glance!
He thought in his mind: 'Although the explanation she gave sounded very outrageous, it spoke to my heart! '
‘I have always suspected that the plastic sword and fairy tale book in my hand are the Supreme Sword and the Book of Creation and Redemption~! It was no coincidence that she got their names right. '
‘Is it possible that these two items are just a toy sword and a children’s book in my eyes? Are they sacred objects in the eyes of others? ! '
When Li Pu was confused, the queen in his arms patted Li Pu's hand.
She said: "Master God, without further ado, please let me change my clothes and take you to the square to announce the coming of the savior - the people are waiting for you, we have all been looking forward to you for a long time."
Li Pu vaguely felt that something was wrong with the Queen's attitude - it was too smooth.
But he had no choice, after all, this was the palace! A knight or a maid could come in at any moment. He couldn't kidnap the queen here.
Therefore, reaching a settlement is the only way out. He could only choose to believe this beautiful woman's words.
Li Pu let go of the queen.
The queen, who was almost naked, bowed to Li Pu generously. Then she covered her chest with the clothes on the ground and slowly took a few steps back.
Then, the queen changed her clothes in front of Li Pu.
[At this moment, the beautiful and graceful queen reveals everything about herself in front of your eyes. And boldly looked you in the eye. 】
The Queen's fiery eyes made Li Pu a little embarrassed. He simply turned away and fiddled with a moldy Klein bottle on the table. There is a nest of ants in the bottle. The ants crawled around in the bottle, but they couldn't get out of the bottle. We can only let the mold cover the anthill and let the invisible spores parasitize in the body.
Many ants have moldy hairs growing on their bodies.
Li Pu casually grabbed a small beetle on the wall and threw it into the bottle. So, the little beetle, like the ant, could no longer get out of the bottle.
The exit was clearly in the air above the insects' heads. But these poor two-dimensional creatures can never see the exit.
The little beetle could see the exit, but it was swarmed by ants and could not fly.
Small beetles will also slowly become moldy.
‘Moldy Bottle’ Li Pu looked up at the room where mold was everywhere. I recalled those sick maids.
‘What’s going on here? The entire city is rotting and moldy. '
He suddenly had a feeling that this bottle was this city. The ants inside are the Tadar people.
'I am now like that little beetle that fell into a moldy anthill and can only rot with them.'
'Maybe I really am the savior. But how should the savior with 4 points of strength, 5 points of attack power, and 1 point of defense face an unknown doomsday evil god? '
‘If I hadn’t been forcibly tied to the bed in the lunatic asylum by the nurses, I should have come here ten years ago
Maybe in my original destiny, I would have to prepare with the Tadar people for ten years before I could face this super BOSS.
But now, starting on hell difficulty I shouldn't suspect that I'm mentally ill, I'm not crazy at all. '
"I am the Most High God."
After a pause, Li Pu said to himself: "I'm just kidding, I came from time-travel, how could I be the supreme god of this world?"
In fact, during these ten years, Li Pu had not struggled in bed.
At first, he firmly believed that he was the savior - otherwise, he would not have been cared for so intensively in the lunatic asylum.
Later, Li Pu's condition gradually improved, and he became increasingly unable to tell whether he was sick.
‘It’s useless to say anything now. Now, let alone saving this place, I can’t even tell whether I am sick or not. '
Li Pu knew that even if he was regarded as the savior now, it might not help the situation.
"What's more, I don't seem to be regarded as a savior, but as a madman."
Li Pu turned around and looked behind him.
Behind him, the beautiful queen was dressing and quietly opening the door.
Seeing Li Pu turning back to look at her, the Queen trembled with fright. She ignored her current image, opened the door and ran out.
"Guards! Guards!!!"
Li Pu sighed helplessly.
"I guess that bad woman might be lying to me. But what can I do?"
"The moment I traveled through time, I became a fish on the chopping block."
Li Pu reached out and moved toward the storybook not far away on the ground. Then, the storybook disappeared out of thin air and appeared in his hand.
But they can help themselves put on a show.
"After traveling through time, I seem to be able to pick up this book from anywhere. I am indeed the savior. But why does it look like a fairy tale book?"
Everyone in this world seems to know some magic, and Li Pu knows that he cannot use the ability to summon fairy tale books to prove his identity. On the contrary, it will make people think that they are a madman who knows magic - such a madman is even more dangerous.
Shaking his head, Li Pu threw the fairy tale book aside. Then he sat in front of the sofa, quietly wiped the plastic sword in his hand, and waited for the guards.
"Since the storybook is so special, what about the toy sword? Are you a toy sword or the supreme divine sword?"
Li Pu believed that the two things he brought could not prove his identity.
But he felt that these two things could help him put on a show.
A sober person like the Queen will definitely not fall for the savior's drama. But crazy people will believe it - like the crazy cardinal.
If things are done cleverly enough, the matter of 'summoning the fairy tale book' can be turned into a miracle. Then it no longer matters what kind of book he has in his hand.
At that time, no matter what he was holding in his hand, even a stick and a piece of toilet paper. Those lunatics who want to believe in the existence of a savior will do so too.
Li Pu already had a plan in mind - he wanted to show a 'miracle' in the square.
When everyone believes a crazy fact, a sane person becomes a madman.
At this time, the sound of armors clashing came from the corridor. Then, the door was kicked open with a bang, and the Queen rushed in with a group of angry female knights.
"Catch this damn 'steam madman', no, catch this terrible evil god!"
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