Your Majesty, drink the medicine quickly

Chapter 245 Goddess, you have the wrong lover!
"Ahem, yes, I am talking to myself, I am sick. There is no evil god, it is me who is delusional!"

Li Pu no longer fights with Hilna about this matter. He changed his tune.

"Sirna, I know or I really hypnotized myself like this - I told myself that what I saw was just an illusion, it was their 'faxiang'."

Li Pu didn't know how to use the language of this world to describe the word 'Dharma', but as a god, Sirna understood the meaning of this 'indescribable' word.

"Interesting description." Hilna nodded and said, "You can indeed understand it this way."

"But I can't do it!" said Li Pu, "whenever we are coughing."

"Nip, there is nothing to be ashamed of." Hilna had already learned something from the Duke. She looked at Li Pu seriously and said, "Tell me, treat me as a doctor."

"Okay, Sirna, you know them. Apart from you and Asabron, I really don't know who to ask about this kind of thing."

Li Pu covered his face. After struggling for a moment, he said, "I have a problem in that area."

Hilna suppressed a smile, pretended to be serious, and asked about the patient's condition: "When did it start?"

"Nip." The goddess's face became very exciting: "You are really a male dog!"

[Obviously, Hilna heard some regrets - Elizabeth would not take the initiative to say such things. 】

"Hey."

Li Pu was stunned.

After a pause, the goddess's face became very ugly: "Damn it! You didn't imagine them to look like that just because you like things like that, right?!"

"Nip, your condition doesn't seem to require treatment." Hilna suppressed a smile and joked: "You seem to be enjoying it."

"Stop talking nonsense, Sirna, I didn't come here to listen to your teasing."

"Sirna, you misunderstood what I meant before - my problem is not not to lift."

"I say it again, Sirna! That's not what I imagined!"

"Nip, are you sure?" Hilna asked with a half-smile: "Elizabeth, that's not what you said."

Li Pu asked seriously: "Is there any way you can prevent me from seeing them like that?"

"It should have been a problem since Tadar. Later, when I was with Elizabeth, I found that I did have a problem in that area."

"Yes, as you know. Not affected."

After thinking about it for a while, Li Pu understood what Sirna meant.

Li Pu poured himself a glass of wine and sighed: "I'm just afraid of this."

Li Pu drank the wine in the glass in front of him in one gulp. He sighed and said: "It stands to reason that after seeing that kind of 'hallucination', I shouldn't be able to continue any longer, but the situation is completely the opposite!"

"?"

Sirna was stunned for a long time: "You mean that when you do that kind of thing with Katerina or Elizabeth, you will see them look like that? Then... you can continue like this!"

Sirna was stunned for a long time before she realized what he meant: "You mean, you are worried that you will fall in love with the things you imagined?!"

[The whole room was made a mess by the two of them. 】

[But she couldn't help it - the depraved nun, while repenting loudly in her heart, constantly insulting her depravity, excitedly fought with a certain despicable gentleman for two hours. 】

Li Pu said with red eyes: "They let me see it on purpose!"

He was sweating profusely and looked at the camera here: "The evil god is seducing me!"

"Nip, the key question is that you were seduced."

Sirna was in disbelief: "The evil gods you mentioned deliberately turned into that look to seduce you, but they succeeded! You saw something like that, but you were still seduced!"

Li Pu covered his face: "Stop talking." "Help me quickly, Sirna! Pull me out of the hands of the evil god!"

Li Pu was so helpless at the moment - he really wanted to cry: "They are definitely using this method to retaliate against me! Over time, something will definitely go wrong!"

The doctor's face became a little serious: "The situation is indeed very serious."

"Can I still be saved?"

Li Pu raised his head in despair and asked the doctor: "If I take medicine now and change my cognition, can I still recover?"

"do not know."

The female doctor's expression became more serious: "Have you ever had such an experience when you were having an affair with someone else?"

"You mean, with people other than them? Not really." Li Pu recalled something and said: "It's not like there aren't any, there are also some fantasies."

"Fantasy about what?"

"Imagined myself into a werewolf being ridden."

The female doctor rolled her eyes fiercely: "Damn it. Don't you have any other lovers to talk to?"

"Sorry, I've been too busy recently. Besides, I'm not in the mood either."

After drinking another glass of wine, Li Pu sighed and spoke his mind: "Frankly speaking, if I wanted to, many people would throw themselves at me, but I am very anxious now. I have just been free recently." , but I found that I had this problem. I was worried that whoever I did it with would imagine them to be like that!"

He looked at the doctor with great worry: "Am I too poisoned? If no medicine can change my cognition, over time, will I only like to do that kind of thing with evil gods who look like that?!
"Cut the nonsense, Nip."

The female doctor stood up and gave up the position of the recliner: "Lie down first."

"Lie down?" The patient was nervous and confused.

"Well, lie down." The female doctor replied firmly: "Then relax."

"Okay." Li Pu did as he was told: "This reminds me of the feeling I had during talking therapy in Hollyoaks."

Thinking back to those relaxing daily routines in Holy Oak, Li Pu gradually relaxed. He closed his eyes and asked, "Is it some kind of prayer technique?"

"Maybe." The goddess picked up the wine glass and put the ice cubes and wine in her mouth.

"I seem to have heard some strange sounds." Li Pu asked with his eyes closed: "Are you preparing the medicine to correct your cognition?"

"Uh-huh." The goddess came to the armchair, knelt on the ground, and lowered her head.

"?" Li Pu opened his eyes wide: "Take off my pants."

"Check your cognitive status. It seems that no special correction is needed - Nip, isn't it just like this since you walked in?"

"Indeed, in addition to the evil god, there are other gods who are also seducing me." Li Pu closed his eyes, and heaven and man were at war in his heart - if he continued to make mistakes, if the supreme god woke up, he would have to kill himself!
"Sirna, you really recognized the wrong person!"

"Come on, my dear patient, concentrate and don't imagine me as a god—imagine me as your doctor and you as my patient. Of course."

The goddess lifted up her skirt, looked directly at Li Pu and said, "You can also imagine that you are a warg."

Looking at the sloppy scenery in front of him and the goddess's holy face, Li Pu hesitated for half a second and finally made a decision.

"Forget it, it's not the first time anyway."

Li Pu lay flat.

After thinking for a while, he stood up suddenly again.

"no!"

Li Pu pushed the goddess down with both hands: "Today you will be the mount."

(End of this chapter)