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Chapter 29 Neat Valkyrie
  "It's obviously an outrageous thing!" The Queen looked at the gradually born Valkyrie, grabbed her hair and shouted: "But now I feel more and more reasonable!"

The Queen feels that there is actually some legitimacy to the 'Heavenly Valkyrie'.

She thought it was unreasonable before because as the Valkyrie was so special and noble, it was impossible for her to introduce herself to Li Pu in such a weird way and beg to clean Li Pu's sword.

Unless this 'great, old master, holy angel' is a psychopath.

But he seems to be really mentally ill!

Look, during the 70,000 years of being sealed, the holy angels did nothing but clean the house every day!

Look at that carpet He had to clean!

Also, seeing that the inner world where the cell was located overlapped with the main world, I had the opportunity to break free from the cell and leave. But he had to clean up the foreign objects in the room before he even thought about the seal!
  In fact, He has no hatred towards the gods who imprison Him, and has no interest in destroying or saving the world. The only thing He wants to do is to clean - clean his room, and then go outside to clean himself up. The new world that I participated in creating is also being cleaned up!
  It is true that as an old god, as a doomsday god who essentially represents "distorted holiness", his various actions follow a kind of truth and logic that cannot be understood by mortals and new gods.

People are not really cleaning, but doing things according to their own rules.

Mortals can't recognize or understand, so they make up a picture that they can recognize and understand - God cleaning the house.

"No matter how you explain it, from our perspective He is just cleaning the house!"

The Queen shouted in her heart:
  "So in our eyes, this evil god who cannot recognize or understand is the ultimate psychopath with mysophobia!"

Then the question comes
  To sum up, when we were in the old city, could this crazy woman really have been cleaning the carpets that Li Pu walked on? Oh, or in other words, playing with the creeps that Li Pu walked through in a form that mortals cannot recognize?

If the crazy lady likes to do this kind of thing, will she say to Li Pu, "Although I am a goddess, I actually have a dream of cleaning"? Oh, or something like "Take me to spread my laws"?

So, why would He do these things and say these words to a mortal?

So, why didn’t He remember what He said and did?
  Could it be that a group of 'them' intervened in everything and tampered with the Evil God's memory, making the Evil God think that what happened was Li Pu's delusion?

Could it be that a group of "them" had tampered with Li Pu's memory, making him think that those things were not facts, but stories made up by himself!

The queen suddenly felt a little chilly - it might indeed be that she was thinking wildly, but! but!
  "They". The great terror is real!
  [The line of fate can no longer completely return to its original track]

In the midst of people's chants, people saw several of the largest vines gradually climbing up to the execution platform in the square.

Then a huge thorn flower began to bloom among the huge vines on the execution platform!
  [The beings in the dark world let out a sigh of regret, and used ingenious methods to impose thousands of constraints on the holy angels]

At this time, Li Pu was staring at the chapter names in the storybook in a daze - someone changed a word!

Then, he suddenly discovered that this completely new book had inexplicably extra words that were not written by him!

‘The line of destiny can no longer return to its original track and imposes thousands of constraints? ? These two lines were not written by me! '
  Li Pu hurriedly turned the pages of the book, and then discovered that on the latest page, there was a personal description of 'Kajielina'.

【Katerina (Holy Angel)】

[Priesthood: Cognitive (Holy Angel is questioning his original divine position)]

[Canonized person: Under recognition (Obviously no one is qualified to canonize an old god, but He feels that he is, and is conceiving the persona of this canonized person). 】

【Attributes:
  Mortal Power: Under evaluation.]

Mortal Agility: Under evaluation.]

Mortal Wisdom: Under evaluation.]

‘How is it possible that they are all mortals? And there is another case? ! 'Li Pu suddenly remembered the 'restraint' mentioned in the narration.

Li Pu reached out and was about to touch off the disease check, but after thinking about it, he put the pen down again.

'no! If this guy's mental state ever returns to normal, we'll all die! Li Pu was secretly afraid. He looked at the words "Case: Writing" and filled in several conditions at the back. It seems that on this point, Li Pu and ‘them’ can reach an agreement.

But somewhere else? Li Pu stretched out his hand and touched off Katerina's attributes.

The narrator seemed to be planning to restore the place where Li Pu had touched her, but Li Pu continued to touch her. After a few times, Katerina's personal description was completely changed beyond recognition.

Soon, Katerina's attributes became: [&Attribute￥*&Strength&￥Intelligence)#~=].

At this time, the assessment of comprehensive combat effectiveness is also generated in the narration. Its description is as follows: [Comprehensive combat power: ￥*&*? ? ? ? ? 】.

There is also a line of explanation below [Explanation: This world (the Book of the World) cannot describe Katerina's power].

These strokes by Li Pu were like a few big stones thrown into the washbasin - the whole basin was smashed!
  "If a god's power reaches a level that cannot be recognized by the world." Li Pu looked at the camera with bright eyes: "Am I going to have an invincible maid?!"

As if to verify Li Pu's guess, a new line of narration appeared.

[——Due to your intervention, the holy angel no longer has the concept of attributes, and his power is no longer limited to the ‘descriptive scope’ of this world. And the creation gods cannot weaken this old god by modifying its attributes with the 'Book of Creation and Redemption'. 】

[Since then, the ‘Seven Holy Angels of the Old Gods’ have perfectly retained their power. 】

[In this showdown between you and ‘them’, it ends in a draw. 】

"A draw? I'm the winner!"

At this time, the Book of the World has fully understood Miss Valkyrie's situation.

Li Pu glanced at it, and then his eyes darkened.

【Katerina (Holy Angel)】

[Priesthood: Sword-wiping Archangel (alias: God of Wiping, Archangel of Wiping, Neat Valkyrie)]

[Canonized person: Guess]

【Attribute&￥Sex*&(cannot be described)】

[Comprehensive combat power:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? (Unable to recognize)]

[Explanation: This world (the Book of the World) cannot describe Katerina's attributes and cannot recognize her power. 】

[Main weapon: Simple and neat wet towel with golden divine pattern]

[Sub-weapon: Simple and clean gemstone bucket]

[Case: 'obsessive-compulsive disorder' (regular font), 'hermephobia' (regular font), 'split personality' (Li Pu's font), 'paranoia' (Li Pu's font), 'amnesia' (Li Pu's font) Pu's font), 'Mania' (Katerina's font)]

[Case Description 1: Due to too many illnesses, Holy Angel will often fall into mania. 】

[Illness Note 2: Cleaning on her own terms - literally. 】

[Note: This patient often cleans regardless of the occasion. If someone finds that his behavior is very strange, be sure not to irritate him, otherwise, he may remember who he is]

"He is really the sword-wiping angel!!!" Li Pu looked at the words in the book, grabbed his hair and cried loudly: "Things have become even more unreasonable! There is absolutely no way to hide it from the gods now!"

"It turns out to be the sword-wiping archangel!!" Ayesha and the priests grabbed their hair and shouted excitedly: "Things have become more reasonable! Now the gods will definitely believe that we saved the Valkyrie! "

Thanks to "Iron Face Slapping Door" for the 10000 starting coin reward!
  Thanks to "I am willing to be bound by morality" for the 2000 starting coin reward!
  Thanks to "Book Friend 20221104235951619" for tipping each character with 500 starting coins!
  Thanks to "Bookworm" for the 100 starting coin reward

(End of this chapter)