Your Majesty, drink the medicine quickly

Chapter 310 Bed

After looking around, Lip discovered that there were not only several public toilets in the tree house, but also a small public bathhouse - according to the sign, this public bathhouse was naturally frequently used by 'Orea'.

The ticket is very cheap, 3 copper coins.

After all, the high elves of the forest all use this bathhouse to bathe.

After three seconds of silence for Miss Aurelia, Lip went to the kitchen.

After looking at the kitchen, Lip was sure that Miss Aurelia must have come back recently - there were several bottles of "Green Fairy" from Violet Haven in the locker.

The two young ladies were happily stewing food, and next to the big pot, there was a can of green tea.

Looking at the can of green tea, Li Pu sneered secretly.

"If you can't keep an eye on me for a while, you'll do something naughty. Humph, don't hold me back tomorrow, and sleep well tonight!"

He could guess with his eyes closed that in the bag of green tea, only two bottles contained real drinks, and the rest were filled with alcohol.

Lip took out a bottle of Green Fairy, but he poured out half of it without even tasting it.

Then he took out a few bottles of potions from his arms and poured them into the wine bottle.

After walking out of the tree house, Miss Katerina enthusiastically handed over a bottle of green tea - this bottle should be normal green tea.

Li Pu took the green tea, and then under the nervous gaze of the two ladies, he picked up the bag of green tea on the ground and put it back in the car.

The two young ladies looked sad.

Lip turned around and said to the two ladies, "The woods are hot and humid. If you want to drink iced beer, I might agree. But these sugary drinks are not suitable for drinking too much."

"Sister, what is beer? Do you have any?"

Elizabeth looked at her sister expectantly, only to find that her sister's face looked very ugly.

Apparently, there was no beer in her purse.

What's more obvious is that Lip said this deliberately because he knew there was no beer in her wallet.

"Haven't you ever seen a play, brother-in-law? The old generals always drink some wine before going to the battlefield." Elizabeth pouted and patted the old general Katerina beside her.

Katerina straightened her chest, then bent her back under Lip's gaze: "At least give us some wine. The Violet Man's dinner cannot be without wine, Nip."

For the Violet people, wine, like hot water, is a necessity of life.

Asking the people of Violet not to drink wine at dinner is like asking the people of Shanxi not to eat vinegar.

Of course, the wine that the Violet People drink is actually similar to vinegar, with a strange smell.

Many people, including the Duke and Lip, hated this habit. After all, they were almost out of food, but many nobles were still purchasing wine from caravans, occupying precious transportation resources.

Especially his two daughters, who originally did not have these bad habits. But with the end of the war, there were more and more priests in the city.

In the peaceful life after the war, the daughters were spoiled by the priests.

Well. And then there is their annoying social circle of gods - all bad friends!
According to Father Fred's idea, his daughters should be like him, eating bran and drinking water all day long to set an example.

They obviously didn't realize this.

"Drink this." Lip put the bottle of green fairy on the stump: "You can only drink half a bottle."

The two young ladies were delighted and served Li Pu dinner.

The dinner was very sumptuous, and there was also wine. The two ladies were very satisfied, and felt that even if they were to be refreshed in battle tomorrow, it would be worth it.

The only thing that made them secretly complain was that Lip seemed to have added half a bottle of water to the wine - no wonder this guy said that only half a bottle was allowed.

"What are the arrangements for tonight's vigil?" Lip asked during dinner.

Elizabeth's mouth was full and she mumbled a bunch of gibberish, pointing to the forest near the camp.

There are many 'hell elves' on the trees in the forest. They originally didn't like to come to this forest, but today was an exception.

While the three were eating, legendary creatures such as Long'e had already formed a circle in the distance.

Lip suddenly realized that although Elizabeth was a waste with very low attributes, her rank in hell was very high. Unless the King of Hell came in person, these creatures of hell would absolutely obey her.

Katie Lena also said that she would set up another barrier later. Lip nodded, feeling relieved. He knew that he could not trust the reliability of these two guys, but he had to believe in their methods.

"Brother-in-law, which tree house are you going to sleep in tonight?" Elizabeth asked.

Lip pointed to the largest tree house and asked, "What about you guys?"

The two young ladies looked at the beautiful tree houses and stroked their chins, seeming to be in a dilemma about their choice.

Lipt said, "We agreed in advance that we should sleep separately and you are not allowed to enter my room."

The two ladies rolled their eyes fiercely, saying that they had never seen Lip be so humble.

After dinner, Katerina went to patrol the forest. There were also giant vines in this forest that could lead to other sacred trees, so she planned to set up a barrier near the camp that only allowed elves to enter.

In this way, if any elves escape back, they will not be unable to enter.

Lip came to the car and packed his luggage.

He had thrown many of the things in Katerina's 'Cube Wallet' into the car, fearing that they would not be able to find them.

So, he prepared to take out the toiletries and clothes of the two young ladies.

While searching, Elizabeth's suitcase fell to the ground, revealing a pile of messy clothes.

"Why did you bring so many clothes?" Lip frowned and asked Elizabeth who was still eating behind him: "Are you here to travel or to fight?"

"I want you to manage."

Li Pu took a deep breath, calmed his anger, and took out his spare clothes and toiletries.

Elizabeth suddenly shouted: "Don't use the bathroom in the big house, I want to take a hot bath."

Lip couldn't help but roll his eyes fiercely.

Playing games, being picky about food, clamoring to drink, taking hot baths. He finally realized that this guy was here just to travel!

Looking at the big pot in front of him, Lip was too lazy to clean it up. He took out a towel and some clean clothes, went to a small pool behind the tree house, wiped his body, shaved, and finally changed his clothes.

The forest was very humid. I sweated all over after working all night yesterday. My clothes were full of sour smell and were covered with mud.

After hesitating for a moment, Lip decided not to waste his divine power on dealing with the clothes. He took out the washing machine from the car and stuffed the clothes into it.

"Katerina will probably help me wash it off when she comes back tonight, right?"

Scratching his hair, Lip entered the big tree house.

From the small public bathhouse in the big house, bursts of X-rated music were heard.

"This guy seems to have stuffed a bunch of messy clothes in his luggage."

Li Pu was speechless: "You really are here for tourism."

Returning to the room and locking the door, Lip took off his clothes and looked at the 4m*6m big bed and couldn't help laughing.

"Thank you Miss Orlea."

These two days, Li Pu has been eating and sleeping in the car. After lying on the bed, he couldn't help feeling very happy.

The 4m*6m bed is bigger than the hotel rooms! Two or three people sleeping together probably don’t even know there are other people on the bed!

Soon he fell into a deep sleep.

He didn't know how long it had been before he heard someone pull the door in his sleep. Then everything went quiet on the other side of the room.

A few minutes later, there was a sound of something falling to the ground from the window. The man muttered something, walked to the bedroom door and unlocked it.

Immediately afterwards, there were rustling sounds of sweeping and wiping in the room.

After a moment, there was another rustling sound of clothes being taken off.

Finally, Lip felt the other side of the bed head sink slightly.

Lip rubbed his eyes and looked to the other side of the bed, and found that Katerina was lying naked with her back to him, three meters away.

(End of this chapter)