Your Majesty, drink the medicine quickly
Chapter 314 Who do you think I look like?
Chapter 314 Who do you think I look like?
Katerina looked at Elizabeth in confusion: "What are you talking about, Elizabeth? You are confusing dreams with reality again, aren't you?"
At this time, Lip shouted from a distance: "Katerina, don't clean it yet, it's already clean enough. Please help me, I will send this elf guest upstairs to rest."
"Okay! Elizabeth, I'll be over there for a minute. Stop imagining things. If you feel uncomfortable, go upstairs and take a rest."
Katerina stopped cleaning the bar. She straightened Elizabeth's clothes one last time, then raised her wings that covered every corner of the bar and flew to the huge and magnificent seat inside the bar.
Then, with a clattering sound of chains, the chains on the bartender who was originally locked to the seat automatically untied and wrapped around my sister.
So, Lip freed himself, reached out and hugged the ancient elf who was two heads shorter than him, and went upstairs to the bar.
On the way, Lip looked at the clock in the bar - it was eight o'clock.
'Is it eight o'clock in the morning already?'
At this time, he happened to pass by Elizabeth, so he said, "Please help me check my memo. I always feel that there is something wrong with my cognition, as if I have forgotten something important."
"Memorandum, what memorandum?"
Suddenly, Elizabeth found that she had an ancient and mysterious book in her hands.
The cover reads [The Book of Creation and Redemption].
Looking at her brother-in-law's back, Elizabeth felt more and more that something was wrong. But she couldn't find what was wrong.
She opened the book in her hand and saw the following words written on it:
['The King of Hell. Andarinel', this witch who sealed many mad gods 70,000 years ago, is even more terrifying than the one in the old world. ]
[And this time, this famous betrayer, in an even more incomprehensible way, once again personally sent the Lord to that insane paradise.]
[In today's Evil Heaven, none of the seven gods are here. And the dozens of powerful gods (who are eligible to enter the whole wine) who are eligible to be promoted to the master, led by Tuligras (Snake Sister) and Ulamunos (Courier Brother. Evil Sun God), all have great malice towards you. ]
[There is no doubt that His Majesty Andarinel was very successful, and you have encountered a big problem. ]
[But He did one thing wrong—the three of you have a connected mindset. Bringing Li Pu in means bringing you in as well.]
[And you, Elizabeth, are the sickest psychopath in the world! ]
[Now, you firmly believe that you have opened a bar here, so everyone starts to think that they are guests of the bar. ]
[Under the influence of your power, the evil gods have not found anything abnormal for the time being]
[Wake up quickly and take Lip and Katerina back! ]
Otherwise, you will never be able to go back.
"Awake? I am awake now!"
'Where to go back to?'
In fact, if Elizabeth woke up, the situation would be even worse.
Because everyone is in sync with her thoughts - she thinks this is a bar, so all the evil gods will think they are guests.
If she suddenly woke up, everyone would wake up too.
But the sober evil gods will never let Li Pu and the other three go back.
So, the three of them either have to stay here forever, or join the gang and lead everyone to escape from prison.
Wanting to go back has become an impossible task.
After all, under such circumstances, the three of them could not find a reason to go back.
Just like Elizabeth said - go back? Go back where?
Just like what Katie Liana said, it's hard to find a job nowadays. Her fiancé had a hard time starting a business and found a job for himself and his sister to support the family. If the bar loses money, everyone will just stay at home.
"Working in a bar is tiring. I don't know why my brother-in-law insists on doing this."
"There's nothing wrong with being a stay-at-home mom. I mean, it's okay to skip a day of work and help that young lady, right?"
Elizabeth closed the book and looked at the TV on the bar.
She always felt that her sister was wrong - who said that people couldn't crawl out of the movies on TV?
I have even crawled out of a game on TV before.
So, when did I crawl out of the game? I can't quite remember.
In confusion, Elizabeth discovered that the TV was playing a scene of demons chasing fleeing elves, and many people who had fled with Orlea were caught.
Among them, there is a demon army that is specifically responsible for hunting down Aurelia. They have followed her blood trail and arrived near the holy tree where Li Pu and the others are. The scene changes and arrives at the "Aurelia Tree House" inside the holy tree.
Aurelia was sleeping outside the tree house, while Lip and the other two were sleeping inside the tree house.
A clip appeared on TV:
[Danger has come, but our protagonist is still sleeping. ]
"These four characters are so similar to the four of us."
Elizabeth was very envious of Miss Olea.
A drunken customer asked, "That 'Kashiya' looks a lot like the new customer."
[In a guest room, Li Pu was staring at the dirty, bloodstained clothes of the lady on the bed, wondering whether he should be kind enough to help this beautiful lady change her clothes.]
[After the drunkard finished saying this, he rubbed his eyes suddenly and found that the person on the bed suddenly disappeared! ]
The drunkard continued, "But you... Which actor do you think you look like?"
"That's the one who sleeps in the bed just inside the big room window - oh, the one who sleeps in the middle, you fool!"
Several drinkers nearby looked at the girl sleeping in the middle of the tree house, and then looked at the maid.
This maid has long sea-blue hair, and each strand of hair is a human-faced snake.
His long hair was like corals in the sea, swaying slightly in the air.
"Why look at someone's hair? Look at their face!"
Elizabeth used her six hands to stroke her long hair, her ferocious spindle-shaped horns, and her face - there was nothing on her face, it was faceless, with only an eye patch.
The voice came from His back—those were twelve divine wings made up of countless weeping ones.
As she spoke, the wailers of the Winged Chinese Women spoke simultaneously—most of the distorted whispers Elizabeth heard came from herself.
One drinker said: "Like a piece of shit! Psycho!"
"But, speaking of hair."
Another drinker pointed at the Snake sister in front of the bar, who was being sarcastic with Katerina - they both liked the owner of the bar.
The drunkard pointed at Sister Snake and said to Elizabeth, "From the perspective of hair, you and that ugly bastard are just as disgusting."
As soon as the words fell, the drinker suddenly discovered that Sister Snake had turned into the maid.
Drinkers: “???”
[Snake Sister’s main body in the distance suddenly let out an angry wail: “Who touched my head!”]
[Sister Snake suddenly realized that something was wrong—why was she drinking in a bar? ]
[There are indeed bars in Madness Paradise, but when did a bar called 'Aishwarya Haven' open?! ]
【He suddenly woke up.】
[“Saint! It’s the Saint! Why are you idiots still drinking? Catch them now!”]
[With Sister Snake's cry, the gods became more awake. ]
"Sister, do you think the three of us look like big stars?"
Elizabeth was holding a glass of wine at the bar, pointing at the picture on the TV, and said to her sister at the bar: "You look like the one on the left, I look like the one in the middle, and my brother-in-law looks like the one on the right."
Katerina blinked and looked at the TV above her head.
Buzz. Buzz.
Inside the tree house, the alarm of the cell phone kept ringing. A hand took the girl's chest off and reached under the pillow to look for the cell phone.
After Lip picked up the phone, the two ladies hummed and complained a few times.
【All four of them woke up.】
【Lip should give Elizabeth a certificate.】
(End of this chapter)
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