Your Majesty, drink the medicine quickly

Chapter 328 My name is Chang'e
【Crazy Paradise, three minutes ago.】

"That's the situation, Tuligras." Elune put down her wine glass and looked at the TV above her head and said, "By the way, when was the TV turned on?"

Tuligolas didn't respond for a long time, and Elune couldn't help but frowned.

She turned to look at Miss Snake beside her and found that Miss Snake was narrowing her eyes dangerously and staring fiercely at the other side of the bar.

Elune couldn't help but look at the bar in surprise, and found that there was a bartender at the bar at some point.

The bartender didn't seem to notice that there were two other people in the bar, watching the TV show very intently.

At this time, the heroine on TV seemed to do something strange. After seeing this, the bartender said with a strange look on his face: "It seems that the 'mortals', 'mortal demons' and 'mortal gods' who just died are alive. And they have lived twice. Look at what you have done!! "

Coincidentally, the heroine's next lines echoed the bartender's complaints.

[“It wasn’t me, it wasn’t me! But where’s my brother-in-law? Aurelia has been refreshed in the tree house, where did my brother-in-law refresh to?!”]
"you guess!"

"Only three minutes. Only three minutes!"

The bartender yelled at the TV: "You idiot!"

"Modern things are indeed very rare to people in this world. This bartender must have taken the plot in the TV series as something real."
Elune looked at the bartender's back with a strange expression: "But then again, why do I feel that the back of this bartender looks a little familiar? Who is this mad god?"

As Elune wondered secretly, the bartender moved a stool under the TV.

Only at this moment did Elune see the bartender's face clearly.

After recognizing Lip, Elune's pupils suddenly shrank, and she subconsciously wanted to get up and leave.

He didn't know why Katerina's human fiancé came to the evil paradise, but he didn't want others to know that he was here.

After thinking for a moment, Elune, who was about to leave, sat down again. Then, she took out a book from her arms.

At this point, after the bartender had moved the stool, he stood on it and tried to get into the TV.

Seeing this, Elune couldn't help but reveal a strange look: "This idiot, he doesn't think that he can leave here by getting into the TV, right?"

"Cough cough." Sister Snake suddenly coughed twice.

The bartender's body suddenly stiffened. He slowly turned around and found two ladies sitting in front of the bar.

One of the ladies looked very strange.

This lady's image in the world of Tardar is an elf, wearing Victorian-era neutral clothing, but here, it is completely different.

This lady was wearing a bright red robe, which had a bit of Chinese style, but it had forbidden runes on it, making her look like a female Taoist priest.

Her facial features were clearly human, and Chinese in particular, but her hair and eyebrows were silver-grey.

What’s even more weird is that she was holding a wine gourd in her hand!

This guy doesn't look like the god of this world, let alone anyone from the world of Tardal!

Instead, she looked like a fairy that had traveled from some ancient world.

Or a female Taoist priest!

"Hiss." Li Pu suddenly noticed that the young lady seemed to be reading a book. He thought to himself, "Could it be a high-ranking magician from the Forbidden Sanctuary?"

"Cough! Cough!!"

Seeing that Li Pu ignored her, Sister Snake coughed viciously again.

Lip couldn't help but look at the other strange lady in surprise.

Li Pu really didn't recognize Sister Snake, because although it was his third time coming here, the first time he came here, Sister Snake's appearance had nothing to do with the shape of a human.

When he came the second time, he was in a dream and the memories he had were very vague.

At this time, Sister Snake was in human form.

Seeing that Li Pu still hadn't recognized her, Sister Snake slightly raised her body, revealing the snake shape of her lower body.

Only then did Lip recognize who He was from His snake-like lower body.

Li Pu's face suddenly became extremely ugly.

It seemed that he didn't expect there would be anyone in the bar today.

No wonder, the bar was a little empty today, with only Elune and Snake sitting in the corner of the bar. Plus, when Lip came over, he was attracted by Elizabeth's operation on TV, so he thought the bar was empty.

In fact, it is usually very lively here.

Although there was no bartender or waiter in the bar when Lip and his friends were not here, everyone had been detained in the evil paradise for too long.

When this bar appeared, everyone felt it was very novel, so it should have been crowded.

However, this morning, a great god and his believers outside finally opened a passage in the abyss that can connect to the evil paradise through unremitting efforts.

Although the passage was still very small, everyone ran over to watch the fun and try to find ways to expand the entrance.

Therefore, in the abyss today, something very surprising to the demons happened - many non-star bodies suddenly appeared in the sky, these huge stars were densely packed together, and occasionally they would blink like eyes.

No wonder there are so many eyes in the sky of the abyss.

After all, except for Sister Snake, all the crazy gods went to join in the fun.

Sister Snake wants to go too.

But He couldn't go.

Thanks to someone, half of his body was tied up in a knot and stuck in the doorway of the evil paradise.

The only thing that made Sister Snake feel fortunate was that He had many snake bodies. Although He could not crawl to the entrance to the abyss, He could at least crawl to the bar.

This allows him to stay here alone and drink while everyone is getting ready to go out and have fun.

真惨
Just now, when Elune came over, she asked Snake Sister why she was staying here alone.

And chatted with Him for a while about going out.

Sister Snake said nothing.

Because He couldn't get out, and He was too embarrassed to say why He couldn't get out!

Having said so much, it can be summed up in one thing - the grudge between Sister Snake and Li Pu has been going on for more than just one or two days.

Therefore, He stayed in the bar, not only to drink alone, but also to wait and see.

Li Pu naturally remembered the good things he had done.

Seeing both ladies looking at him meaningfully, he immediately thought that the other lady was some forbidden wizard who was hostile to them.

Now Lip was completely panicked.

He wiped the TV guiltily, shielded his face with his arms, and said, "Hey, fairies, stop staring at me like that. I think you must have recognized the wrong person."

Sister Snake didn't say anything and crawled over with a sneer.

Li Pu jumped off the stool in a panic, turned his back to Sister Snake and started to sort the wine in the wine cabinet.

"Would you like to order a drink? It's my treat today."

Before he could finish his words, Sister Snake grabbed Li Pu by the back of his neck and pressed him upside down on the bar.

"Still pretending with me?!"

Sister Snake looked at Li Pu's face with a grim smile, spitting out her snake tongue and said, "This time, there are no crazy cultists to cheer you up. Watch how I tie you up into a knot."

Halfway through the conversation, Sister Snake suddenly realized that it was she who was beaten last time and still couldn't do anything! She was also the one who was cheered on!
Li Pu was also slightly stunned - Oh, I just remembered! This is the evil paradise, and I have a BUFF!
Li Pu slowly pulled Snake Sister's arm away, stood up, straightened his collar, and looked at Snake Sister sideways.

Sister Snake turned around and tried to crawl away, but Li Pu pushed her down on the bar.

Then, Sister Snake watched with her own eyes as Li Pu pulled his lower body in through the window with a grim smile, and then tied his snake body into a knot.

“Don’t, don’t do that!”

Sister Snake struggled and cried, "I hate getting tangled. Stop standing there and watching the fun. Come on, save me, Chang'e!"

[A certain lady changed the name Chang'e to Chang'e with a stroke of her pen.]

Li Pu's pupils suddenly shrank, and he thought to himself: "He is indeed a magician!"

(End of this chapter)