Your Majesty, drink the medicine quickly

Chapter 85 The Goddess’s Coercion

‘There seemed to be a local guy in the store but he didn’t seem to recognize us. '
  The clerks were naturally very enthusiastic when they saw the business coming. Coupled with the fact that the gentleman was very generous, they became even more attentive.

What happened next went very smoothly.

Although Katerina remained silent, her eyes were full of longing when she looked at the wedding dress.

The shop assistants suggested trying out several new styles of wedding dresses and took the initiative to introduce photography services.

"Let's try on all the wedding dresses. We have to choose the best one. I want to give my lover a grand wedding. Well, Katerina, you just heard about the photography service they introduced. Are you ready? How about we take some photos as a souvenir? Forget it, I don’t need my fiancée’s opinion, let’s just do it!”

Li Pu believed that within one or two hours, Katerina would not be able to try on so many wedding dresses. This time is enough for me to go to the church and finish my work.

What happened next was still smooth.

Li Pu and the store clerks coaxed Katerina into the dressing room. When the sets of wedding dresses were delivered and the clerks began to prepare to change Katerina's clothes, Li Pu found a reason to avoid them.

As a result, as soon as he opened the door and walked out of the room, Li Pu became stunned.

In front of her was a dressing room. The beautiful bride was sitting in front of the mirror, flipping through the journals in the store, while the female shop assistants were dressing her up.

Rubbing the back of his head, Li Pu walked into the room, closed the door, and then walked out again.

In front of her was a dressing room. The beautiful bride was sitting in front of the mirror, quietly flipping through the journals in the store, while the female shop assistants were changing her clothes.

Li Pu: "???"

After being stunned for a moment, Li Pu turned around and looked inside the door, which was the dressing room.

Outside the door is also the dressing room.

"I-am I sick?"

"What do you think?" Katerina turned to look at her groom, showing a meaningful look: "My dear, you forgot to take your medicine this morning. Without me to take you to the Great Cathedral, you will be lost. .”

For a moment, Li Pu almost believed Katerina's lies. I thought I was really hallucinating.

It wasn't until he saw the store clerks inside and outside the door trembling with fear that he suddenly understood - Katerina had folded the space in the dressing room into a Klein bottle.

"Ahem, stop teasing me, Katerina. It's not convenient for me to be here."

"Convenient." Katerina continued to read the journal.

"I'll go to the bathroom and be back."

"Pee here." Katerina looked at the things in the journal and said through gritted teeth.

"This this"

"When you were in a coma, I pissed and shit all over you. What's something I haven't seen on you?" Katerina kept flipping through the journal, her voice full of hatred.

Li Pu finally realized something was wrong.

He walked over dully and looked at the journal - it was all filled with narration.

No matter what book you read, you can always see the narration. This is normal.

But what about Katerina?
  At this time, Li Pu noticed that Katerina's eyes were "reading line by line" when reading the journal. Then, a thunder flashed through Li Pu's mind, and he slumped down on the chair.

"Change your clothes, my dear." Katerina closed the book and gently wiped the cold sweat on Li Pu's head: "After we changed into new clothes, we happened to catch up with the gods reading the divine in the cathedral. Oral - they will see your beautiful bride."

"The gods read the oracles in the Great Cathedral?"

Everyone in Li Pu was frightened: "Katerina! You can't go to the cathedral in your wedding dress, no, you can't even go there! You should have seen what I was thinking in the narration! Be sensible!"

"So everything in the book is true?"

Katerina looked at Li Pu with a very gloomy face: "You are done playing and sleeping, but you have no plans to marry me?"

Li Pu: "???"

Katerina's eyes were full of murderous intent, and she asked word for word: "Now that I'm pregnant with my child, you want to get rid of it?"

Are the children pregnant? ? ?
  Everyone in Li Pu was dumbfounded.

"What are you talking about? When did I touch you? Are you mistaken for the wrong person?!"

Hearing Li Pu's words, Katerina's eyes darkened and she almost fainted.

[The evil god was greatly stimulated]

The shop assistants around him couldn't stand it anymore. The Argonian lady hurriedly came over to comfort her, but her emotions had reached the breaking point.

She lowered her head, trembling all over, and said in a low voice: "You two blindfolded me and tricked me into playing hide-and-seek. You tricked me back into the bedroom again and again, on the bed, under the bed, on the table, on the balcony, and even on the bookshelf. superior."

"Now, you say it's not you anymore and you don't want to be responsible."

"It's all now. You don't even want to call me dear sister. You're right. Am I right? I'm right!" Katerina fell into a frantic soliloquy.

Li Pu was struck by a bolt from the blue.

[First of all, Katerina is talking about the memory of the evil god - you did sleep with the evil god. It's true that I just lay there with him and didn't do anything. 】

[But in the eyes of simple Katerina, as long as two people lie together, they will have children - therefore, she is determined to marry you. 】

[Secondly, Katerina has a split personality. Therefore, Katerina/Ye Xiaolian/Director Ye and him are actually the same person! 】

[Finally, he can see the narration. After Katerina returned to Yangshan, the memories of several personalities began to gradually merge, so Katerina could see the narration. 】

[Bullshit Evil God and Valkyrie! Two sides of the same bullshit! 】

[The Valkyrie is the evil god! 】

[He is manic! 】

[The fusion of memories is becoming more and more profound. Stop irritating him, he will remember everything soon.]

"Ahem, dear, I was just kidding. Of course the child is mine." Li Pu forced a smile: "You are so cute when you are angry."

[You said the words ‘dear’ to the holy angel. 】

[Evil God’s Rage Value -40]

[The evil god's expression improved a little. 】

[Katerina flipped through the journal and found that you thought she was an evil god. 】

"Ahem, stop reading. How could you be the evil god?" Li Pu reached out to cover the book in Katerina's hand, and said with a forced smile: "I am delusional."

[You admitted your illness. 】

[Evil God’s Rage Value -40]

[The evil god's face softened. 】

[I have to say that Li Pu is really lucky - his ever-changing girlfriend is not only very easy to coax, but she also doesn't hold grudges at all. 】

【Just a little sick. 】

Katerina sighed, closed the book, and said softly: "Of course I'm not an evil god, and I don't have any disease."

"Of course, how could my dear fiancée be a crazy evil god?"

[You acknowledged the identity of the evil god’s fiancée and called her dear. ],

[Evil God’s Rage Value -10000]

[The evil god is elated, stimulation value +10]

[The evil god has been stimulated a little, please don’t stimulate him again.]

Clutching the journal in his hand, Li Pu wanted to cry.

‘Can you stop being so sensitive! '
  ‘You can’t say good things, and you can’t say bad things! What do you want from me? '
  ‘You’re not married yet! My fiancée was stimulated by just one sentence. If you go to the church and walk on the red carpet later'
  Li Pu no longer dared to think about what would happen next.

The gods are announcing the oracles over there, but it's outrageous enough for me to drag the bride in and walk down the red carpet.

If the bride gets a little more stimulation while walking down the red carpet, it will be all over!
  [I don’t know how the gods will react when they suddenly discover that the unknown God of Neatness is actually the Evil God. 】

[I don’t know how the gods will react after discovering that after breaking free from the seal, the evil god did not seek revenge on the Kingdom of Heaven or destroy the world, but instead came to them in a wedding dress and asked them to follow him. 】

Li Pu's whole body went numb when he thought about what happened next.

Ten minutes later, a young lady in a wedding dress happily walked out of the clothing store, dragging the wedding dress with one hand and a dull-faced groom with the other. He headed towards the end of the street with a face full of ecstasy.

"I'm getting married! I'm getting married!"

[The evil god is ecstatic, stimulated +10]

[The evil god is ecstatic, stimulated +10]

[The evil god is ecstatic. Stimulated +10]

【The evil god is ecstatic.】

"Nip, please smile. The gods are about to witness our wedding. We are finally getting married. Hehehehehehehahahahahaha"

"Just be happy." Li Pu's face turned pale: "Destroy it."

(End of this chapter)