Your Majesty, drink the medicine quickly

Chapter 90 Hello monkeys, I am your monkey charmer

"There's a lot of content." After a pause, Ayesha added, "It even mentioned something about an engagement."

The Queen not far away overheard this and was dumbfounded.

The oracle obviously has only one sentence, so how can it contain so much content?

Suddenly the Queen understood something - Ayesha was still unwilling to give in. She is making up stories and making her final struggle for everyone!

The Queen was a little excited, and so were Femis and the Sun God.

Because in the following answers, everything Ayesha answered was correct - although she could not fully interpret it and only mentioned some key words, it was enough to show that her cognition was normal. Yes.

The only problem was that she couldn't fully interpret the oracle.

But that’s no problem. They are here and they can interpret it. Ayesha can just read it according to it.

["Femis, you may have to do the interpretation."] The Sun God looked at the church door in the distance and said dullly: "Because now I feel that there is a monkey outside the door cleaning the door with a rag." ]
  Femis looked a little ugly: ["Well, I've been wiping it at the door for a long time."]
  The two gods looked at Ayesha desperately.

"Don't worry." Ayesha solemnly picked up the book: "Don't forget that this is a holy city. The Tadar people are the people of the gods who can best understand the oracle in the world."

[The confused understanding of the Sun God and the Archangel of Passion has reached the most confusing and sober moment. 】

[Remaining time: 59s. 】

Under the expectant gazes of the two gods and Margaret, the red archbishop stepped onto the stage.

There was silence in the hall, except for her voice.

"Once upon a time, there was a monkey who took a monkey trick home and planned to get married. He met a banana tree on the way and agreed to collect some money first."

Under the astonished gazes of the Sun God, the Angel of Suffering, and Margaret, Ayesha flipped through two pages of the book and said, "Deng Deng stared, the monkey charmer and the monkey climbed up the tree."

The eyes of Sun God and Femis went dark. Almost fell off the altar.

Ayesha was still reading: "I climbed up the tree and found a monkey on the tree. The monkey charmer said hello: 'Hello everyone, I am a monkey charmer.'"

Ayesha read: "The monkeys say: 'Bah baa baa baa.'"

Ayesha: "Baa baa baa baa, baa baa baa baa."

Ayesha: "Chi chi chi chi chi, baa baa baa baa"

Hearing this, the God of the Sun and the God of Phemis were dumbfounded.

It’s over! It's all over! This guy is a madman!
  The two gods stumbled up to the altar and snatched the book from the hand of this madwoman. But they discovered that the content in the book was exactly what the female bishop had read!
  The first few pages are pictures of monkeys, and the last few pages are full of chirping words - it turns out that the Kingdom of Heaven has sent down several pages of oracles. The monkey sound and sheep language at the back are the new oracles.

After reading it, both the Sun God and Phemis were dumbfounded.

The good news is that the contents in the Book of Creation and Redemption may actually be an oracle issued by the Kingdom of Heaven.

The bad news is that the content in the Book of Creation and Redemption may really be an oracle issued by the Kingdom of Heaven!
  No matter how firm the Tadar people's faith is, their faith will collapse after hearing this kind of oracle!
  As expected by the two gods, the waves in the palace were already surging.

But what made the two gods unbelievable was that the believers did not seem to be making noises due to doubts, but were seriously discussing the oracle.

["Your Highness the Sun King, I am shocked by the firmness of the believers in Sun City in their belief in the Kingdom of Heaven!"]
  ["I was also very shocked. It seems that after Margaret led the people to survive the natural disaster, the Tadar people's faith has reached an unprecedented height."] The Sun God cast a look at his good daughter.

Margaret forced a smile and persuaded: ["Two gods, please interpret the oracle quickly, there is still room for redemption."]
  She didn't use the word 'father', nor did she use an honorific. To a certain extent, she already showed her current attitude - lying down and not acting anymore.

How can the two gods be in the mood to pay attention to these details now? All they are thinking about now is interpreting the oracle.

As Margaret said, if those contents could be interpreted as normal oracles - even if they were made up, there would still be room for redemption.

But how to interpret this oracle? !

In their anxiety, the two gods listened to the voices of the believers in the audience and tried to concoct an interpretation in accordance with public opinion.

The moment they hit the spiritual consciousness and listened to everyone, the cry from the deepest part of the Tadar people's souls echoed in their divine sea.

【"Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak!" ]

【"Chi chi chi chi chi! "】

["Zhizhi! Jijijiji!"]

Femis: "???"

Sun God: "???"

[The Sun God and the Archangel of the Passion heard the cries of the gods and people of the past, and their cognition was severely damaged! 】

[The remaining time of chaotic cognition is refreshed. 】

[Remaining time: 59s. 】

"Femis, you, did you hear something just now?" The sun god looked pale.

Femis was sweating profusely and looked at the Sun God, his eyes full of surprise and uncertainty.

"Father! Lord Femis, there is no need to doubt anymore! The gods have interpreted the true oracle!" Ayesha suddenly pointed to the audience and shouted: "Listen, you guys!"

Ayesha's shouts caused a storm in the hall, and the gods and people expressed their feelings in loud discussions.

The content was exactly the same as what they had just heard.

——"It turns out that I am not a sheep, I am a monkey!"

【Heavy damage! 】

——"If it's not what I expected, we are standing on top of a banana tree."

【Heavy damage! 】 ˆ ˆ — "O God of the Sun! O Throne of the Suffering Angel Phimis! Tell us quickly, whether this is the true meaning of the oracle!"

【Heavy damage! 】

——"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu The fact that all the subjects under my rule are mentally ill has finally been exposed to the messengers of heaven."

Margaret looked at the Sun God in despair and found that his brows were now furrowed to the extreme.

Then, Margaret looked at Femis again and found that he was also frowning.

Surprised and uncertain, she quietly explored her consciousness and eavesdropped on what they were communicating.

["Femis, no wonder I've been hearing monkeys barking outside since the beginning. It turns out that they are all monkeys."]
  ["Your Highness the Sun King, do you think there is a possibility that we are actually all standing on the same banana tree?"]
  ["Fimis, stop talking, I can't tell the difference!"]
  Queen:"."

["Your Highness the Sun King, when you say this, I feel like I am about to wake up. But I can't help it!"]
  ["Hold it! Femis! Hold it! It may be him, he can also issue oracles! We have all been distorted in our cognition and must pay attention. Don't shout out, don't think of yourself as a monkey!"]
  Hearing this, the queen felt unbelievable about the situation of the two new gods, and was also stunned by the power of the monkey trick.

She didn't know why a simple picture had such an effect.

But she knew that if she did anything else, the efforts of the two gods would be in vain.

So, she jumped up and came to the altar, bowing slightly to the two gods on the altar and everyone in the temple. Delivered the final blow.

"Hello monkeys, I am your monkey charmer."

But everyone seemed to have not heard her words and ignored her.

'How can it be! What's wrong? ’ Margaret was shocked: ‘This should be the most correct answer! '
  At this moment, there was a loud noise in the hall, and the door was kicked open.

In complete silence, a man wearing overalls and a white shirt pulled the bride into the red carpet of the church.

There was an uproar in the hall. Li Pu took off his hat and bowed slightly to the two gods on the altar and everyone in the hall, just like the queen.

He said: "Chi chi chi chi."

The hall was in an uproar.

People say:
  ——"jijijiji"

——"Zhizhizhi!"

——"Chi chi chi chi!"

God said:

["Jiji."]
  ["Zhizhizhi."]
  [The monkey dancer will not speak human words when playing monkey, because monkeys can only understand monkey language. 】

[The Tadar people’s loyalty to Li Pu is unquestionable. Therefore, they fell into it immediately. 】

[Thus, everything fell into the abyss of old madness]

[There is a sound of monkeys in the hall. 】

Amid the noise in the hall, Ayesha quietly read the following stories:
  [After the monkey charmer shouted, the first response from the banana tree was bleating. 】

[It turns out that there is a sheep mountain on the tree - the small animals in the sheep mountain can understand monkey language, which means that they are actually monkeys. But he responded with bleating sounds. This shows that the monkeys think they are sheep. 】

[If the monkey charmer hadn’t come here today to help everyone correct their misconceptions, they would still only communicate with each other using bleating baa instead of ‘chichijiji’. 】

["This is how the farmer raised you. If you didn't come over and roar today, and I understood you, I would have thought I was a dog!" said the two shepherd dogs in the mountains. They grew up with monkeys and understand monkey language. When the monkey trick came today, they were also tricked. 】

[I heard that the monkey charmer was getting married, and the two shepherd dogs were ready to accompany him. At this moment, a dog suddenly remembered something. 】

["Actually, there is another monkey who thinks he is a dog." Another shepherd dog shouted to the female monkey: "It doesn't believe it is a monkey, but it thinks you are a dog, so it likes you and doesn't want to follow the others. ”]

["Even if you like me, you have to follow the others!" The female monkey was very anxious: "Where is it? Come here quickly."]

[All the monkeys and dogs don’t know where the third shepherd dog is, and the monkey charmer speaks. 】

["I've seen it a long time ago. Have you seen the burning tree branch?" The monkey trick pointed in that direction: "It has just lit the fire and is looking for the shotgun."]

[The fire is burning. 】

"It's the sword-wielding angel 'Promis'! It's broken now!" Ayesha closed the book, sweating profusely: "The monkey trick can't withstand his shotgun, and the fire burns from below. We can't escape but jump - this is a giant tree with a mountain on top, we will either be burned to death, or we will all be shattered to pieces!"

In her anxiety, Ayesha thought in her mind: 'The Holy Lord should have a way, otherwise he wouldn't be so calm even though he knew the dog started the fire. '
  She continued to look down
  [Seeing that the fire was raging, all the monkeys and dogs were shocked. But the monkey juggler shoveled dirt on the ground calmly - the ground was getting flatter. 】

[The female monkey is not anxious at all, and is even very excited. 】

["It's good to burn, and the marriage must be prosperous!" The female monkey happily sang and danced. Two shepherd dogs and monkeys sang and danced in the blazing fire. 】

[The third shepherd dog also ran over. It danced to the rhythm of the music and pointed the shotgun at the monkey charmer: "I am very happy to be able to attend the wedding today. But you are still going to die - are you going to be burned to death?" If you are beaten to death, choose a way to die."]

[At this time, the monkey charmer has completed the final work - the ground has been completely leveled by him. 】

[I saw him lying down on the ground calmly. Then, he said something: "I'm really in trouble today."]

Ayesha looked desperate.

She secretly thought in her heart: 'The Holy Lord was already lying on his back the moment he was dragged by Katerina to get married.'
  At this moment, she saw that the monkey charmer in the book suddenly turned to look at her.

["Don't worry, I already told you to wait until I am a dog first." The monkey charmer in the book looked in the direction of Ayesha: "When I am a dog, you will know how I will take you to run away." The way to go."]

Ayesha looked confused.

God is indescribable, and God's thoughts are indescribable - therefore, normal people will never be able to understand Li Pu's brain circuitry.

So don't even think about it. If you can really understand Li Pu's brain circuit, things will be big.
  She set her sights on the main hall and decided to watch the next performance of the Holy Master.

(End of this chapter)