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Chapter 158 pee, fart?
Chapter 150 Pee, fart?
Kicking off the ground, he avoided the opponent's muzzle when the thunder was too fast to hide his ears. Zhang Qi jumped slightly, and quickly approached the opponent with his side to the left. He jumped away from the original place again, approached the opponent at full speed in the middle, and swung his sword.
The familiar red splashed, but Zhang Qi felt more peaceful in his heart, this is his life, wandering on the line of life and death, no matter who you are, princes and nobles, with the sword in your hand, your destiny is in your hand.
"West 12 area, someone is intruding, someone is intruding, please go and check the nearby team, please be careful, this person is extremely dangerous, please be careful, this person is extremely dangerous." The person sitting in the monitoring room could no longer calm down, he doubted what he saw It's a movie, and it's an oriental martial arts movie. God, have you abandoned your people?Someone actually brought a sword to the church to kill people.
Christians are very devout and can be recognized by the world, and their teachings also have many things that lead people to be good. The people in charge of inspection and monitoring happen to be Christians. Zhang Qi entered the church and killed people. In their view, it is The devil, several people shouted hoarsely, wanting to eradicate this devil as soon as possible.
But they would not think of Zhang Qi's goal at this time. If they knew, then the title given to Zhang Qi was not a devil, but a fool.
You must know that the guarding force of the royal family members is very tight, and it is located in London. If the situation is critical, deploying [-] troops is absolutely like playing. If you want to break through nearly [-] guards and kidnap the princess in a short time, only God will come. Only then is it possible.
Tonight, Zhang Qi wanted to play a cameo role as God, so he rushed towards the direction pointed out by the people in front with his sword in hand. He was not worried about finding the place, the guards would point it out for him.
Sure enough, after confirming that Zhang Qi was likely to be alone, the goal of the guards immediately changed. They directly divided their forces into three parts. Where the princess lives.
Zhang Qi could tell such an obvious change at a glance. Under the unbelievable eyes of several guards, he quickly approached, swung his sword, and used the opponent's body and his own speed to avoid the attack. He had already taken off the first guard and put on the protective clothing on his body to resist. With his physical fitness, he could feel pain at most, but not injured.
"God, have you abandoned your people?".The eyes of the people in the monitoring room almost fell out, and they couldn't help praying again.
I saw Zhang Qi wandering around the building at a ghostly speed, rushing towards Princess Catherine's residence, every time he swung his sword, someone would die, but with so many people on his side, there was no way to snipe Zhang Qi, When the sniper shot, Zhang Qi seemed to have eyes behind his back and dodged it.
Seeing that Zhang Qi seemed to be really likely to rush to Catherine's residence, the second person in charge who had already reached the monitoring room was in a hurry, and shouted into the intercom: "Boss, that person is approaching you soon, I suggest that the princess please leave first." .”
"Peter, are you kidding me, how am I going to explain to the princess and others? Could it be that, ah, there is one, pay attention, a person broke in, and then for safety, did we let the princess evacuate? Don't worry, those outside It's just that people sent by the London Police Department are just a bunch of idiots." Yatesi said calmly.
The protection mission of members of the British royal family in London is the responsibility of the London Police Special Operations Unit. It is said that the London Police Department spends more than 35 pounds on the task of protecting royal family members and diplomats every day.
At this time, Yatesi had great doubts about where the 35 pounds had been spent. Look at what kind of fool he is raising.
When seeing Zhang Qi's figure, Yatesi was not afraid, but excited. The people guarding the back were all bodyguards hired by Princess Catherine herself. different treatment.
"This time, we need to let Her Royal Highness know that we are the most reliable, and those policemen can only do it for display." Yatesi thought fiercely in his heart, and then shot at Zhang Qi, while shouting at the people around him: "Come on, surround him, shoot him on the spot, and keep those idiots from the police station from coming in, so as not to be accidentally injured by us."
After finishing speaking, he rushed forward bravely, ready to take this credit. It will be difficult to get promoted at that time, and salary increase and bonus are definitely guaranteed.
However, Yatesi withered quickly, Zhang Qi dodged and swung his sword with a stern face, killing people like cutting vegetables, he didn't even look at the splashed blood, and the speed of rushing forward seemed to be very fast.
Yatesi backed up and shot, and shouted loudly to the people around him again: "Don't be afraid, he is alone, everyone rush up, for the glory of the royal family."
"Fart, I'm doing it for the money. Besides rushing forward, why do you look like you're retreating." Hearing what Yatesi said, the bodyguards all slandered, feeling very disdainful for the behavior of a coward like Yatesi. Looking at Zhang Qi again, they are also good, keeping a distance and shooting is the best choice, whoever falls in love will fall in love.
"Huh?" I didn't expect the resistance to become smaller. Zhang Qi was a little surprised. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw the expressions of those people who were serious on the outside and scared on the inside. Zhang Qi understood that these people were scared. As soon as they retreated, everyone's vigor was worn away. Coupled with the superstition of the pair, these people didn't want to take risks near Zhang Qi's body.
"Who are you? Who sent you here? This kind of thing is going to cause international disputes..." At this time, Yatesi had no time to regret his cowardly behavior at the critical moment, and shouted at Zhang Xun in Chinese with a hoarse voice. He could see that Zhang Qi's nationality.
"International disputes?" Zhang Qi laughed inwardly, thinking about the oil paint on his face, "This modern age is convenient, you don't have to change your appearance, just put oil paint on it, if you don't accept it at that time, it depends on how to deal with it over there gone."
Zhang Qi's idea is very simple, if you kidnap my wife, I will kidnap your princess in exchange.What, it wasn't your orders, no matter, it was your agents who did it, you just fell into the crotch of yellow mud-it's not a thing (shit) or a thing (shit).
Seeing Zhang Qi's advancing speed, Artes finally panicked. At this moment, he thought of Pete's suggestion, and immediately shouted at the people around him: "Hold on, I'll transfer the princess."
This sentence was shouted in English, Zhang Qi naturally didn't know it, but seeing the leader running away, Zhang Qi knew that he was going to transfer an important person, as for who is the important person, do you need to say?The employer, Princess Catherine, of course.
Yatesi's move seemed normal, but he was still dizzy. What Zhang Qi was waiting for was for someone to help him confirm the target's location. This is good, just pay attention to Yatesi's position.
When Yates informed Catherine of the situation, and the latter followed her advice and wanted to evacuate, Zhang Qi broke in.
"It's the same as the person in the photo, it's her." Thanks to the development of the Internet, photos of public figures like royal family members are flying all over the sky, Zhang Qi easily determined the target.
With a stride forward, Zhang Qi knocked Catherine unconscious when the people outside were throwing rats and Artes consciously resisted. He put one hand on his back and jumped out.
Seeing Zhang Qi's figure, those snipers were almost moved to tears. They are not good guys who always walk through the buildings. However, when they had already aimed and wanted to shoot, they were paralyzed.
This is not kind, you grabbed the princess, we shot you, it was a credit, shot and hit the princess, then you will die, I observed Zhang Qi's speed and the hit rate of the shot As well as the danger, these snipers thought they didn't have the advanced means of blind sniping, and gave up the idea of shooting and killing Zhang Qi.
In order to cope with what was written on the report in the future, the snipers were very experienced and shot at the buildings. Anyway, their report was written to the government, not to the church.
……
"Huh", I haven't run such a long distance with all my strength for a long time. Zhang Qi fled until he felt tired and consciously shook off the pursuers before stopping to rest. It was also lucky that the opponent didn't send out the helicopter immediately. Otherwise, Zhang Qi might not be able to escape.
Daxia Zhang, who is bold and ignorant of the advanced mobile positioning system in the world, calmly took out his mobile phone, and wanted to start negotiating conditions with John. As soon as he took out the mobile phone, he became depressed, "Why is there no signal?"
"Forget it, ask this woman, let her find a way to contact her." Zhang Qi glanced around, here is a small mountain range, referring to the map and running south, it should be between London and Brighton The middle is closer to the former.
After waking up Catherine, Zhang Qi remembered, what should she do if she doesn't understand Chinese?
"Speak out what you want, and I will try my best to satisfy you, and I promise that as long as you let me go, I will not hold you accountable." People who come from the royal family, even the modern royal family, are not fuel-efficient The lamp, Catherine let you put forward conditions with a face, promise not to embarrass or anything, as for what is in the heart, only God knows.
The problem is, Catherine speaks English, so Zhang Qi is depressed. Is it impossible to speak Chinese? The whole world speaks bird language, and only you can speak human language. How can you live like this?
Because the disguise on her face hadn't been washed off, Catherine couldn't quite see Zhang Qi's expression, and she wasn't in the mood to look at Zhang Qi's expression at this moment. She had more important things to do, which were major events in life.
"I want, I want, pee." Catherine expressed her meaning in shame, and in a moment of urgency, she still used the word "pee (pee)". You know, she usually uses those more elegant expressions Way.
After being frightened for so long and waking up in the middle of the night, it's not surprising that Catherine wants to go to the bathroom.The problem is that the pronunciation of pee in English is the same as fart in Chinese.
Zhang Qi listened to Catherine chirping and croaking a lot, but he couldn't understand them all, but he understood the word, and he couldn't help thinking: "Fart? You have to say a fart first, it's so troublesome."
"Fart, let go!" Zhang Qi said impatiently, looking for someone who could understand Chinese.
(asking for a monthly ticket, begging for a monthly ticket hoarsely)
Chapter 150 Pee, fart?
Chapter 150 Pee, fart? , to the URL
Kicking off the ground, he avoided the opponent's muzzle when the thunder was too fast to hide his ears. Zhang Qi jumped slightly, and quickly approached the opponent with his side to the left. He jumped away from the original place again, approached the opponent at full speed in the middle, and swung his sword.
The familiar red splashed, but Zhang Qi felt more peaceful in his heart, this is his life, wandering on the line of life and death, no matter who you are, princes and nobles, with the sword in your hand, your destiny is in your hand.
"West 12 area, someone is intruding, someone is intruding, please go and check the nearby team, please be careful, this person is extremely dangerous, please be careful, this person is extremely dangerous." The person sitting in the monitoring room could no longer calm down, he doubted what he saw It's a movie, and it's an oriental martial arts movie. God, have you abandoned your people?Someone actually brought a sword to the church to kill people.
Christians are very devout and can be recognized by the world, and their teachings also have many things that lead people to be good. The people in charge of inspection and monitoring happen to be Christians. Zhang Qi entered the church and killed people. In their view, it is The devil, several people shouted hoarsely, wanting to eradicate this devil as soon as possible.
But they would not think of Zhang Qi's goal at this time. If they knew, then the title given to Zhang Qi was not a devil, but a fool.
You must know that the guarding force of the royal family members is very tight, and it is located in London. If the situation is critical, deploying [-] troops is absolutely like playing. If you want to break through nearly [-] guards and kidnap the princess in a short time, only God will come. Only then is it possible.
Tonight, Zhang Qi wanted to play a cameo role as God, so he rushed towards the direction pointed out by the people in front with his sword in hand. He was not worried about finding the place, the guards would point it out for him.
Sure enough, after confirming that Zhang Qi was likely to be alone, the goal of the guards immediately changed. They directly divided their forces into three parts. Where the princess lives.
Zhang Qi could tell such an obvious change at a glance. Under the unbelievable eyes of several guards, he quickly approached, swung his sword, and used the opponent's body and his own speed to avoid the attack. He had already taken off the first guard and put on the protective clothing on his body to resist. With his physical fitness, he could feel pain at most, but not injured.
"God, have you abandoned your people?".The eyes of the people in the monitoring room almost fell out, and they couldn't help praying again.
I saw Zhang Qi wandering around the building at a ghostly speed, rushing towards Princess Catherine's residence, every time he swung his sword, someone would die, but with so many people on his side, there was no way to snipe Zhang Qi, When the sniper shot, Zhang Qi seemed to have eyes behind his back and dodged it.
Seeing that Zhang Qi seemed to be really likely to rush to Catherine's residence, the second person in charge who had already reached the monitoring room was in a hurry, and shouted into the intercom: "Boss, that person is approaching you soon, I suggest that the princess please leave first." .”
"Peter, are you kidding me, how am I going to explain to the princess and others? Could it be that, ah, there is one, pay attention, a person broke in, and then for safety, did we let the princess evacuate? Don't worry, those outside It's just that people sent by the London Police Department are just a bunch of idiots." Yatesi said calmly.
The protection mission of members of the British royal family in London is the responsibility of the London Police Special Operations Unit. It is said that the London Police Department spends more than 35 pounds on the task of protecting royal family members and diplomats every day.
At this time, Yatesi had great doubts about where the 35 pounds had been spent. Look at what kind of fool he is raising.
When seeing Zhang Qi's figure, Yatesi was not afraid, but excited. The people guarding the back were all bodyguards hired by Princess Catherine herself. different treatment.
"This time, we need to let Her Royal Highness know that we are the most reliable, and those policemen can only do it for display." Yatesi thought fiercely in his heart, and then shot at Zhang Qi, while shouting at the people around him: "Come on, surround him, shoot him on the spot, and keep those idiots from the police station from coming in, so as not to be accidentally injured by us."
After finishing speaking, he rushed forward bravely, ready to take this credit. It will be difficult to get promoted at that time, and salary increase and bonus are definitely guaranteed.
However, Yatesi withered quickly, Zhang Qi dodged and swung his sword with a stern face, killing people like cutting vegetables, he didn't even look at the splashed blood, and the speed of rushing forward seemed to be very fast.
Yatesi backed up and shot, and shouted loudly to the people around him again: "Don't be afraid, he is alone, everyone rush up, for the glory of the royal family."
"Fart, I'm doing it for the money. Besides rushing forward, why do you look like you're retreating." Hearing what Yatesi said, the bodyguards all slandered, feeling very disdainful for the behavior of a coward like Yatesi. Looking at Zhang Qi again, they are also good, keeping a distance and shooting is the best choice, whoever falls in love will fall in love.
"Huh?" I didn't expect the resistance to become smaller. Zhang Qi was a little surprised. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw the expressions of those people who were serious on the outside and scared on the inside. Zhang Qi understood that these people were scared. As soon as they retreated, everyone's vigor was worn away. Coupled with the superstition of the pair, these people didn't want to take risks near Zhang Qi's body.
"Who are you? Who sent you here? This kind of thing is going to cause international disputes..." At this time, Yatesi had no time to regret his cowardly behavior at the critical moment, and shouted at Zhang Xun in Chinese with a hoarse voice. He could see that Zhang Qi's nationality.
"International disputes?" Zhang Qi laughed inwardly, thinking about the oil paint on his face, "This modern age is convenient, you don't have to change your appearance, just put oil paint on it, if you don't accept it at that time, it depends on how to deal with it over there gone."
Zhang Qi's idea is very simple, if you kidnap my wife, I will kidnap your princess in exchange.What, it wasn't your orders, no matter, it was your agents who did it, you just fell into the crotch of yellow mud-it's not a thing (shit) or a thing (shit).
Seeing Zhang Qi's advancing speed, Artes finally panicked. At this moment, he thought of Pete's suggestion, and immediately shouted at the people around him: "Hold on, I'll transfer the princess."
This sentence was shouted in English, Zhang Qi naturally didn't know it, but seeing the leader running away, Zhang Qi knew that he was going to transfer an important person, as for who is the important person, do you need to say?The employer, Princess Catherine, of course.
Yatesi's move seemed normal, but he was still dizzy. What Zhang Qi was waiting for was for someone to help him confirm the target's location. This is good, just pay attention to Yatesi's position.
When Yates informed Catherine of the situation, and the latter followed her advice and wanted to evacuate, Zhang Qi broke in.
"It's the same as the person in the photo, it's her." Thanks to the development of the Internet, photos of public figures like royal family members are flying all over the sky, Zhang Qi easily determined the target.
With a stride forward, Zhang Qi knocked Catherine unconscious when the people outside were throwing rats and Artes consciously resisted. He put one hand on his back and jumped out.
Seeing Zhang Qi's figure, those snipers were almost moved to tears. They are not good guys who always walk through the buildings. However, when they had already aimed and wanted to shoot, they were paralyzed.
This is not kind, you grabbed the princess, we shot you, it was a credit, shot and hit the princess, then you will die, I observed Zhang Qi's speed and the hit rate of the shot As well as the danger, these snipers thought they didn't have the advanced means of blind sniping, and gave up the idea of shooting and killing Zhang Qi.
In order to cope with what was written on the report in the future, the snipers were very experienced and shot at the buildings. Anyway, their report was written to the government, not to the church.
……
"Huh", I haven't run such a long distance with all my strength for a long time. Zhang Qi fled until he felt tired and consciously shook off the pursuers before stopping to rest. It was also lucky that the opponent didn't send out the helicopter immediately. Otherwise, Zhang Qi might not be able to escape.
Daxia Zhang, who is bold and ignorant of the advanced mobile positioning system in the world, calmly took out his mobile phone, and wanted to start negotiating conditions with John. As soon as he took out the mobile phone, he became depressed, "Why is there no signal?"
"Forget it, ask this woman, let her find a way to contact her." Zhang Qi glanced around, here is a small mountain range, referring to the map and running south, it should be between London and Brighton The middle is closer to the former.
After waking up Catherine, Zhang Qi remembered, what should she do if she doesn't understand Chinese?
"Speak out what you want, and I will try my best to satisfy you, and I promise that as long as you let me go, I will not hold you accountable." People who come from the royal family, even the modern royal family, are not fuel-efficient The lamp, Catherine let you put forward conditions with a face, promise not to embarrass or anything, as for what is in the heart, only God knows.
The problem is, Catherine speaks English, so Zhang Qi is depressed. Is it impossible to speak Chinese? The whole world speaks bird language, and only you can speak human language. How can you live like this?
Because the disguise on her face hadn't been washed off, Catherine couldn't quite see Zhang Qi's expression, and she wasn't in the mood to look at Zhang Qi's expression at this moment. She had more important things to do, which were major events in life.
"I want, I want, pee." Catherine expressed her meaning in shame, and in a moment of urgency, she still used the word "pee (pee)". You know, she usually uses those more elegant expressions Way.
After being frightened for so long and waking up in the middle of the night, it's not surprising that Catherine wants to go to the bathroom.The problem is that the pronunciation of pee in English is the same as fart in Chinese.
Zhang Qi listened to Catherine chirping and croaking a lot, but he couldn't understand them all, but he understood the word, and he couldn't help thinking: "Fart? You have to say a fart first, it's so troublesome."
"Fart, let go!" Zhang Qi said impatiently, looking for someone who could understand Chinese.
(asking for a monthly ticket, begging for a monthly ticket hoarsely)
Chapter 150 Pee, fart?
Chapter 150 Pee, fart? , to the URL
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