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Chapter 6 Let trouble deal with trouble

Guo Dalu, everyone lives up to his name.

He is indeed a very generous person, and "Dalu" means very generous, careless, and even a little confused, and he doesn't care about anything.

He knows a lot of things, including playing, playing and singing, playing in the hall and in the kitchen, and riding a horse quite well. He has had many bad masters in the world, but he has learned a lot from those bad masters. He has superb martial arts skills, including swordsmanship, knife skills, and boxing skills. This proves that his martial arts talent is also excellent!

This man has nothing to say to his good friends. When Wang Huan first came here, he learned several self-defense moves from him. He never grudged anything.

But this man is also really rude to people who are rude to him, and he doesn't even know how to bend around the corner!

So when he opened the door and saw the person who sent the invitation, the first thing he said was: "You'd better leave quickly. We won't accept this invitation. Because it's too expensive to treat us to a meal. I’m afraid your escort agency can’t afford it!”

The person who sent the invitation was also very polite. After hearing what Guo Dalu said, not only was he not angry, he even smiled.

"Sir, my head escort has repeatedly told me to send the invitation to the great hero Wang Huan. You guys, please be merciful and eat less. Our escort agency can still afford it."

Guo Dalu sneered: "Even if you can afford it, we can't afford it! The 'Hongmen Banquet' is not something everyone can tolerate!"

His historical knowledge is obviously quite good. He compared the meal at the "Zhongyuan Escort Bureau" to the "Hongmen Banquet" that Xiang Yu invited Liu Bang to during the conflict between Chu and Han, which meant that Wang Zhenfei had evil intentions.

After hearing this, the person who sent the invitation smiled bitterly and said: "Sir, what are you saying? Why can't I understand it? How could a good meal become a Hongmen Banquet? Do you also believe what has been reported recently? Rumors? That my chief bodyguard is at odds with the hero Wang Huan?"

"Keke, although it is said that my chief bodyguard hosted the banquet, in fact, it was the hero Wang Huan who was invited by Lord Dihou."

"Master Dihou?"

Wang Huan finally appeared at this time. He walked to the door and asked, "Is the Di Marquis you are talking about the hereditary first-class marquis, the young Marquis Di Qinglin?"

"Yes!"

Di Qinglin, a hereditary first-class marquis, is a man of great wealth and has extremely high martial arts skills. He is not only the prince of the imperial court, but also a swordsman in the world. No matter who looks at him in the black and white circles, he will be punished.

And he is also the villain king in "Seven Weapons: Parting Hook".

Wang Huan said slowly: "If it is Mr. Di Hou's face, I will naturally give it to you."

The person who sent the invitation couldn't help being happy and immediately said: "That's great, then I should leave now."

He handed the invitation to Guo Dalu's hand.

Guo Dalu said: "Of course you should leave. Our place is very poor and there is no tea or snacks for you to stay, but..."

"However, naturally I can't let you leave empty-handed."

The man thought there was still a reward, so he spread his hands and waited for the reward with a smile on his face.

"Before you leave, help us take this bag of garbage with us."

Guo Dalu handed him the roasted chicken residue with only the bones left and two empty wine bottles.

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  "On March 15th, at the Summer Resort, there will be a horse appreciation event. We are waiting for the arrival of the great hero Wang Huan."

This is what the invitation says.

After the person who sent the invitation reluctantly came down the mountain carrying a bag of kitchen waste, Guo Dalu asked: "Are you really going to accept the invitation to the Hongmen Banquet?"

Wang Huan said: "Wang Zhenfei has moved out of Di Qinglin, so I still have to go. Otherwise, disgusting things may keep coming."

Guo Dalu said: "Is Di Qinglin very powerful? I would like to try his hand at him. Even if I am not good at it, we invite Lin Taiping to come and he will be no match for us!"

Lin Taiping is also one of the four "Happy Heroes" in Nirvana Villa. He has a rich family background and his parents are both top martial arts masters.

He learned martial arts from his mother. After reconciling with his father, he adopted the strengths of both families and mastered it. His martial arts skills are so high that he has few opponents!

Wang Huan said with a smile: "The young couple is going to travel around the world, and when they come back, they will get married. How can I disturb them at this time?"

When the three of them said this, they couldn't help but laugh again: "Lin Taiping is a grown-up, it's time to get married." When the three of them thought of this, they seemed to have forgotten all their worries and started talking about when he got married. What should everyone prepare, who should be invited, what name will be given to his son in the future, and what name will be given to his daughter.
  Even the laziest Wang Dong said a lot more.

After talking for a long time, Guo Dalu saw the invitation in his hand and finally said: "But you don't have to accept this invitation. Even if Lin Taiping is not here, there will still be me and Boss Wang! We are not afraid of anyone knocking on our door!"

Wang Huan sighed: "Although Di Qinglin's martial arts is high, the three of us may not be afraid of him. But there is one thing that is troublesome."

Guo Dalu asked: "Which point?"

Wang Huan said: "He is an official. He is the Marquis."

Guo Dalu stared and said, "What about Mr. Hou?"

Wang Huan said: "He is a marquis, which is not that bad. We are all good citizens and have not committed any crime. Of course he cannot convict us! But he can signal the nearby county magistrates, officers, arresters, policemen, etc. People find many ways to disgust us, that’s the most troublesome thing!”

Guo Dalu fell silent. He must have encountered "disgusting" officials or police officers before.

Wang Huan said: "I don't care, but it wouldn't be good if it disturbs the peace of Fugui Villa."

Wang Dong suddenly asked: "Then how are you going to deal with Di Qinglin?"

Wang Huan asked: "How did Liu Bang deal with Xiang Yu?"

Guo Dalu said bluntly: "You have to be thick-skinned!"

Wang Huan said: "Haha, by the way, it's all about being thick-skinned!"

"Although I accepted the invitation, I 'accidentally' lost it and forgot the date, so I had no choice but to not go."

Guo Dalu said: "This is a good idea, but if you don't go to him, but he takes the initiative to come to you, what should you do?"

Wang Huan said: "That's right, I don't look for trouble, but trouble may come to me!"

Guo Dalu sighed: "This is the meaning of the saying, 'When people are in the world, they can't help themselves'."

Wang Huan smiled and said: "When trouble comes to me, I usually have a solution."

Guo Dalu looked curious and asked: "What method? Can you also teach me?"

Wang Huan said: "Just find a bigger trouble and let the trouble deal with the trouble!"

When Guo Dalu heard this "method", he couldn't help being stunned and said, "Your method really works?"

Wang Huan said: "It works after repeated trials."

Guo Dalu said: "Then what trouble are you going to find now?"

Wang Huan asked: "What is the biggest trouble in the world these days?"

Guo Dalu said: "That must be the battle between Sun Yubo's 'Garden' forces and King Wanpeng's 'Twelve Flying Peng Gang'! It is said that they have set a date for the decisive battle, and they will fight to the death!"

Wang Huan said: "This trouble is big enough, so I'll go find it! After finding it, at least I don't have to look for Di Qinglin for the time being!"

After Wang Huan said that, he immediately planned to go out.

Wang Dong suddenly sat up from the bed and asked, "Then when do you plan to go find Di Qinglin again?"

"When I plan to kill him!"

Wang Dong breathed out, nodded, and lay back again.

"Next time you come back, please bring two more roasted chickens and two bottles of wine."

(End of this chapter)