Immortality: Start with the Gourd Sword Art

Chapter 22 How to learn Taoism when you are as stupid as a pig?
  "This is just bullying me!"

As soon as Mr. Qiao opened his mouth, Xu Li knew what the Qiao family was planning, and he felt a little angry.

Looking at Miss Qiao again, with her head raised and hatred still in her eyes, looking like she had been wronged a lot, Xu Li felt even more annoyed.

Cultivation is nothing but a cat or a dog. If you want to achieve something, aptitude, understanding, opportunity, and Taoism are all indispensable. If this Qiao family really had any seeds of cultivation, they would have been introduced to Taibai Sword Sect by Master Qiao Xuan long ago. , how can it be his turn to intervene?

Xu Lineng was favored by Zen Master Zhi Gong and became a disciple of Taibai. Firstly, he received the opportunity of reversing time and space through a magical talisman, and was reborn with extraordinary qualifications. Secondly, he benefited from the education in his previous life, which allowed him to be naturally different from ordinary people in this world. It's different. This is what makes Zen Master Zhi Gong fall in love with him at a glance among thousands of people.

But even so, Zen Master Zhi Gong tested him for three years before leading him to join the Taibai Sword Sect and formally practice Taoism.

But the young and old in this family are small-minded and short-sighted. They are obsessed with these little calculations. At first glance, they don't look like they can cultivate Taoism.

Take Miss Qiao as an example. Xu Li was just appointed by Chen Taizhen to deal with her 'evil evil', but it was exposed. She didn't dare to hate the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty who was the source, nor did she dare to annoy Qiao who was the accomplice. The master, however, directed all his anger at Xu Li.

It's not just that he was a disciple of Taibai, he was a disciple of Master Qiao Xuan. Even if she did too much, Xu Li would not do anything to her. It was with this support that this girl dared to do this.

As for Master Qiao and Young Master Qiao, why don’t they think so?
  My Qiao family is the descendant of King Qiao Tian. You, Xu Li, should help my Qiao family.

Xu Li was angry, but he couldn't get angry because of his teacher, Qiao Xuanzhenren. It was even inappropriate to refuse him directly.

Fortunately, he had a quick mind. As soon as his thoughts came to his mind, he had an idea, and he immediately said with a smile:

"Ms. Qiao has extraordinary bones and a spiritual light rising straight from the heavens. She is a rare Taoist wizard."

As soon as these words came out, the Qiao family were all stunned. Mr. Qiao was even more happy and scolded Miss Qiao again:

"Why don't you kneel down and kowtow to the Immortal?"

"Slow down, slow down, I have only learned the Tao for a few days, and I have not learned the truth myself. With a fairy like Miss Qiao, she will definitely achieve immortality in the future. Becoming my teacher, but her pearls are covered with dust, and her future is ruined!" "

Xu Li waved his hand quickly. When a master accepts a disciple, he only accepts a helper and a person who inherits the Taoism. He does not accept an old man to take home as a supporter. Although Xu Li does not have the vision and luck of Grandmaster Taibai, he can accept someone like King Qiao Tian. Disciple, but for such a narrow-minded and ignorant person, he is still respectful and insensitive.

Xu Li's compliment made Mr. Qiao hesitate, and Miss Qiao secretly had the illusion that 'I am the protagonist'.

Seeing that everyone had taken the bait, Xu Li said again:
  "I also like Miss Qiao's qualifications, but my abilities are really limited and will only delay Miss Qiao's future."

As soon as Xu Li said these words, Miss Qiao couldn't bear it and said:

"Dad, since you want me to be your sister-in-law, I won't resist. Although this little Taoist priest is annoying, what he said makes sense. I have extraordinary qualifications. Even if I want to be a disciple, I should be a disciple like my ancestors."

Not to mention that some people, when they are stupid, can be so stupid that it is unbelievable! Xu Licai praised her like this, and Miss Qiao really thought that she was a "genius in cultivating Taoism, and her aura was as bright as the heavens."

Such a stupid person, not to mention her incompetent qualifications, even if she has Xu Li's foundation, those big sects will never look down upon her.

But the more she behaved like this, the happier Xu Li became, cheering Gong Huo from the sidelines.

Although Mr. Qiao was also stunned by Xu Li's deceit, he is an old fox who has gone through the officialdom after all. In the future, whether he can become a true immortal with powerful magic like the two ancestors is another matter. Now the crime of deceiving the emperor is negated. In front of him, there was no way to avoid it. After weighing the pros and cons in his mind, Master Qiao immediately scolded:
  "Shut up. If you hadn't made your own decision, how could our Qiao family be in such a dilemma? Why don't you kneel down quickly and beg the immortal to let you in?"

However, Miss Qiao had already decided that she had extraordinary talents. As soon as the immortal saw him, he would ask her to become his disciple. She already disliked Xu Li very much, so how could she still agree to it now? He didn't speak at the moment, but he stretched his neck longer and raised his head higher, looking unruly.

Mr. Qiao was furious and about to get angry again, but Mrs. Qiao on the side snorted coldly and said:

"If Yan'er doesn't want to, don't force her."

As soon as Mrs. Qiao spoke, Master Qiao was neither really angry nor not angry. He froze in place for a moment.

Xu Li chuckled and said:

"Miss Qiao is talented, and Xiaodao is also pleased. Although she cannot become a master and apprentice, Xiaodao is willing to help her."

After getting the ladder, Mr. Qiao's face brightened a little, he sat down again, cupped his hands in thanks, Xu Li waved his hands, looked at the girl whose head was almost broken and said:

"A poor Taoist has little talent and little knowledge. He has three thousand great avenues, but he has only learned seventy-two side sects. But if you practice them well, you will have great supernatural powers. Are you willing to learn them?"

Although the girl was conceited about her extraordinary qualifications, she had never seen anything real in the world. When she heard that there was something to learn, she was still a little excited and immediately asked:
  "Let's talk about it first, and then I'll see if I can learn from it or not."

Xu Li was not annoyed, and still had a smile on his face. He even praised her by saying, "You have a firm Taoist heart, and you are indeed the seed of Taoism." This made the girl look even more arrogant, and then he continued:
  "There is a method called 'Shinto', which can gather the thoughts of all living beings, herd the lambs of the world, and help all living beings become gods and become saints. Are you willing to learn it?"

Hearing Xu Lizhi's words, the little girl thought in her heart: "The superior methods in Mengxi's writings are all methods that can lead to immortality. If I can cultivate immortality, bring my whole family to live forever, and let my father also benefit from me, then Only then can I be proud and proud, and my immortal bones are not in vain. If you want to learn, learn the most superior method, otherwise, what's the point of learning it like he is, neither good nor good?"

With this thought in mind, I immediately asked: "Is it possible to live forever?"

Xu Li immediately shook his head and said: "It is precisely the dodder climbing ivy and the ancestral tombs of other families setting up sacred tablets, which can best get everyone's help to achieve Dafa, but in the end it is inevitable that all living beings will suffer disaster."

"If you don't live forever, you won't learn." The girl's head shook like a rattle.

Xu Li chuckled, praised again, and then said:
  "Yin and yang complement each other, can we learn the magic of the cauldron divine elixir?"

"Can I live forever?"

Xu Li shook his head, and the little girl immediately said angrily: "It's not the right way, I won't learn."

Xu Li nodded and smiled more prosperously: "Would you like to learn the external elixir method of burning fire to make elixirs, using herbs and elixirs externally, and using lead and mercury internally, to combine the three elements of heaven, earth, and man?"

This little girl had already fallen into Xu Li's trap, and she said without even thinking after hearing this:

"If you don't learn, you won't live forever if you don't learn."

Xu Li immediately looked furious and said angrily: "I don't want to learn this, and I don't want to learn that. I haven't learned immortality myself yet. How can I give you immortality? Since I don't even know how to learn it, forget it."

Drink it! Without waiting for the people of the Qiao family to react, a golden cloud flew out, wrapping Xu Li and rushing out of the main hall of the Qiao family in an instant. After a sword roar, he disappeared into the dim sky and earth.

(End of this chapter)