America started its counterattack from the bum

Chapter 51 Sani pressed Cheng Daqi onto the bed
  The biggest hook that Cheng Daqi set for the video yesterday was about the Japanese.

There is only one sentence in the entire copy: 'My eldest sister asked me where I was from, and I said I was Japanese. Did I do the right thing? ’

In addition to working hard on copywriting, he also specially set up two precise fishing tags, namely ‘kimono’ and ‘Japanese food’.

It can be said that both purpose and aggressiveness are very full.

This kind of targeting is incomprehensible to ordinary viewers. Who in China would care about this? They'll just think it's a job well done!

But in the eyes of some spiritual Japanese slaves, the hook of Chengdaqi is as obvious as a searchlight in the dark night.

Buddha Moves Fanxin (Qian Province) "Hahaha, the beggar king is so awesome that he just wants to stab the Japanese in the back and make them become international clowns."

‘Support, the Japanese used to say they were Chinese when they did bad things abroad. They were in the first grade of junior high school, and we were in the fifteenth grade! ’

‘I told you to call me California Shepherd! Using Tang Niu's inequality in reverse, you don't have to pay for food in California = California animal husbandry. Are you a loser? ’

‘Oh, Yingzhou is a developed country, so you can’t be considered a clown. You are a poor guy and you cheer for a beggar. You are not a beggar too, right? ’

(Reply from the original poster) Buddha Moved Fanxin (Qian Province) ‘Brother is not short of money, but he is different from you. My knees are sick and I can’t kneel down. I can’t get used to eating that dog food. ’

(Reply to the original poster) ‘You have a few houses here and you are not short of money. At first glance, you look like a little pink sucked up by the mortgage. You love your country, but who loves you? ’

(Reply from the original poster) Buddha Moved Fanxin (Qian Province) ‘Would you like to take a look at my factory? Come on, the picture is here [Picture], you go check the legal person of the company at this address and see if I am short of money! ’

(Reply to the poster) ‘Is it yours? Do people know that the company belongs to you? Clown, look at my real estate certificate. It’s in XX District, XX City, and it’s 20,000 yuan per square meter. My house costs more than 3 million yuan. You can’t afford it in your life! ’

(Reply from the original poster) Buddha Moved Fanxin (Qian Province) ‘I sent a video, my Pamé, the license plate number is QianCXXXXX, what kind of car do you drive? If you like being a Japanese slave so much, you can't drive a Mazda, right? Be careful of traffic jams’

(Reply to the original poster) ‘Who likes buses with hundreds of hands as much as you do? Do you know what Japanese style is? Clowns like you will never understand the beauty of Lexus [Picture]. ’

(Reply from the original poster) Buddha Moved Fanxin (Qian Province) ‘Then you also post the video, why not? ’

(Reply from the original poster) The Buddha moved Fanxin (Qian Province) ‘Where are the people? Hahahaha, where is your Japanese style? Where is your video? ’

(Reply from the original poster) Buddha Moved Fanxin (Qian Province) ‘Are you giving up now? Is that real estate certificate yours? How did I find your Lexus in Qiandu Map? ’

(Reply from the original poster) Buddha Moved Fanxin (Qian Province) ‘No way, no way, you treat me like a dog and your master won’t give you dog food? ’

It can only be said that Huahua Network is charming but lacks the strength to compete with others.

The initial reply from netizens in Guizhou Province had already saved face for this Japanese slave, and they obviously did not want to deal with this clown.

But this clown insisted on strengthening himself, and ended up humiliating himself.

The offensive power of the netizens in Guizhou Province was very strong, and the clowns were beaten so hard that they were unable to fight back.

In fact, Cheng Daqi understands some people's exquisite plots. After all, the American propaganda machine is decades ahead.

But he really doesn’t understand how cheap a person can be!
  Seeing a netizen severely beating up Jingri Clown, Cheng Daqi silently liked his comment.

"Chan, I'm back."

Sani's voice came from outside the tent, and Cheng Daqi stood up and wanted to get out of the tent.

Seeing Cheng Daqi's tent zippered down, Sani remembered the details of how his father took care of him.

"Don't move, just lie down and rest. Have you eaten? I went to the church to get some cold medicine from the pastor. Take it quickly."

The black girl pressed Cheng Daqi to the bed nonchalantly, and then took out a tablet of pills from her pocket.

"What kind of medicine is this?"

Cheng Daqi's question really asked the black girl. She thought about it again and again, but she really couldn't remember.

"What's the name? It's hard to remember the name. You can see for yourself."

With that said, the black girl put the tablet into Cheng Daqi's hand. ‘Vicodin’

Cheng Daqi's hands shook unconsciously, but luckily he asked his name.

fortunately.

This is an opioid extract painkiller!
  The protagonist of the American TV series "Addictive Dose" takes addictive painkillers that make him addicted!

This type of addictive opioid painkiller, even if he had a terminal brain tumor in his previous life, could only be prescribed to him once a day after the attending doctor reported it for approval, once a day to help him sleep painlessly!
  In the United States, this drug is so widespread!

Cheng Daqidan knew that there were many drug and drug addicts in the United States, but he really didn't expect that a black girl could do this.

"Did the pastor charge you?"

Seemingly understanding what Cheng Daqi wanted to ask, the black girl explained directly.

"No, he didn't think I was an addict, so he gave it to me. I know I'll be addicted to this medicine, but it's the best painkiller. As long as you don't take it all the time, you should be fine, right?"

Cheng Daqi pinched the aluminum pill package helplessly and sighed.

"Sani, do you know the difference between painkillers and cold medicines?"

Sani looked at Cheng Daqi in confusion. She really didn't think there was any difference between the two medicines.

"This is what I took when I had a cold when I was a kid. It healed quickly."

"Did you take this kind of medicine when you were a child? Did the doctor prescribe this kind of medicine to your children?"

It's unbelievable how great it is.

"No, every time someone in my family gets sick, I prescribe more and save it for next time. I used the medicine that my mother didn't finish when she was sick."

The black people at the bottom of America are like this, and Cheng Daqi is powerless to refute.

Black people at the bottom cannot afford the high insurance premiums, so they can only take some painkillers prescribed by community doctors to treat their illnesses. It is too reasonable.

After all, he lived up to Sani's kindness.

Do as the Romans do, addiction is an addiction, but it doesn’t mean you can’t live without it after eating it.

Opioid analgesics are different from opium after all, and are much less addictive, otherwise the TV series wouldn't be called "Addictive Dose."

As long as you don't eat too much and control the dosage, the chance of addiction is indeed low.

Reluctantly comforting himself, Cheng Daqi drank a piece of Vicodin from VOSS.

The cold made him achy all over, and strong painkillers really helped relieve his symptoms, but he didn't have many other options.

"Would you like something to eat? I can share my treasured ham with you, but only half."

Sani is gentle after all. She used to only say that she could let Cheng Daqi eat her biscuits and bread, but today she actually gave up the ham.

But now what Cheng Daqi thought about was not eating ham, and he found that he was in trouble.

After all, he is not omniscient and omnipotent, and he does not understand the tricks of pharmaceutical companies.

Cheng Daqi ignored one problem - the active ingredient content of Huamei's painkillers is different!
  Nima!

Is the active ingredient in an American pill so large?

PD Company, you are such a beast!
  　I’m done growing up, and I sucked it in unknowingly (laughing). What should I do? Hurry, hurry!

　　
  　
  (End of this chapter)