Rebirth 96: Begin the life of a monster from kindergarten

When I got home, it was already eight o'clock in the evening.

Zhang Guangzong has also finished get off work and is studying his newly purchased fishing bait.

There are now many kinds of fishing rods he bought at home, some costing tens of dollars, some costing hundreds or even thousands. As long as Li Hongyu asked, they all cost tens of dollars!
Li Hongyu had no idea about this thing, and outsiders would naturally not know how much money a real fisherman spends.

Naturally, Zhang and his party would not expose him, and would even cover for him sometimes.

Zhang Xiuxiu looked at the room suspiciously and asked, "Where is my mother?"

Zhang Guangzong said while inspecting He's bait: "I'm giving you a milk bath!"

"Oh!" Zhang Xiuxiu nodded, dropped the two packages, and went to Zhang Xiaoyu's house with her schoolbag on her back.

Zhang and his party also went back to their study, and happened to see their mother and grandma coming out of the bathroom.

"Look at you, you're so fat, even taking a shower is tiring!" While complaining, Li Hongyu helped Mrs. Guo to sit on the sofa.

Old Mrs. Guo couldn't hear clearly what her daughter-in-law was saying, so she just smiled and agreed.

Zhang Yixing knew that his mother's dedication was not because Mrs. Guo was her mother-in-law, nor was she pedantic and generous, but more because Mrs. Guo was the mother of her husband, Zhang Guangzong.

So even though Li Hongyu was angry about what Mrs. Guo had done, she didn't want her husband to be caught in the middle.

The interaction between the two of them, with one nagging and the other nodding, can be regarded as a unique scene in the family.

Nowadays, Mrs. Guo is old. Although she has no problem walking, it is still difficult to take a bath independently. Zhang and his party also thought about asking a nanny to take care of them, but Li Hongyu refused. Although she would complain and mumble when taking care of Mrs. Guo, But I still don’t feel comfortable leaving the elderly in the care of outsiders.

Zhang Guangzong is a filial man, and because of his filial piety, he is also very devoted to Li Hongyu's mother-in-law. He is truly a son-in-law. When Li Jinyang was in prison, he paid a lot for his father-in-law's family and never complained. .

"Well, I'll write it soon!"

Husband and wife are meant to tolerate and accommodate each other.

After walking to her grandma and sitting down, she called her loudly. Only then did Mrs. Guo realize that her precious grandson was back. She took his hand, squeezed it, and muttered: "I've lost weight again."

Zhang Yixing looked at her hands and saw that they already had many age spots. Although grandma was fat, the fat was all on her belly, and the backs of her hands were all covered with blood vessels and muscles.

Seeing her son coming back, Li Hongyu's face suddenly became clear, "He's back. Do you have any homework? Finish your homework early and go to bed early!"

What's more, Mrs. Guo is indeed very kind to her grandchildren, although she is a bit patriarchal, which is a common problem among the elderly in that era.

Because Mrs. Guo's ears were not very good, Zhang Yixing basically chatted with her on their own terms. After chatting like this for a while, Zhang Yixing went back to his study.

The classwork in the third year of high school was quite intense. The class teacher talked about "this is the last chance to change my life" almost every day, but Zhang Yixing was enjoying the hardship. He turned on the computer as soon as he entered the room and sent QQ videos with Zhao Jinmai.

"Hey, why don't you change into nice clothes? Let's do our homework together!"

Hearing Zhang Yixing's request, Zhao Jinmai immediately blushed. She knew Zhang Yixing too well and naturally knew that there was something in Zhang Yixing's words. She shook her head and said: "There is someone at home!" "Lock the door!" Zhang Yixing continued to tease her. , just wanted to see Zhao Jinmai blush.

Girls of this era still blush. Twenty years from now, if you tell a dirty joke at random, girls will not only be able to understand it instantly, but they may even be able to tell an even sexier joke.

Zhao Jinmai stretched out his finger and knocked on the computer camera, as if knocking on Zhang Yixing's forehead, and refused: "No, it would be weird to lock the door at home!"

After chatting for a while, the two took out the same test paper and started working on it. From time to time, they would discuss a question together, which was a unique romance in the student days.

Until almost twelve o'clock, the two said good night to each other.

At Zhang Yixing's request, he finally saw the scenery that can only be seen after locking the door. Well, it's just a nice pair of pajamas.

After closing QQ, Zhang Yixing opened the word document again and thought about the online drama Zhang Chaoyang wanted.

When it comes to Chinese online dramas, it is natural that Sohu’s self-produced "Diaosi Men" cannot be separated. This online drama made the starring Dong Dapeng, the little prince of the foot washing city Qiao Shan and others quickly become popular. Even in the era of short videos, it is still talked about. Le Tao.

Since the popularity of "Diaosi Men", various online dramas have begun to emerge one after another, and they are constantly introducing new ones, creating many high-quality products that are more outstanding than ordinary TV dramas.

However, "Diaosi Men" was eventually banned. Although there were many good nonsensical jokes, it did have a lot of dirty baggage, and Japanese actresses appeared in the show openly. In addition to the net-cleaning operation, it was inevitable that it would be removed from the shelves. .

Since Zhang Chaoyang wanted to try his own drama, Zhang Yixing felt that he could start with this series, and of course he would have to purify it.

He prefers the "Unexpectedly" series, but if this drama is separated from actors such as Wang Dachui and Queen Kong, he really can't imagine how the finished product will be.

Just like Zhou Xingxing's movie, it feels just right for him to star in it. Once someone else stars, it always feels awkward and stiff no matter how you watch it!

In the series "Diaosi Men" and "Diaosi Women", even if the vulgar baggage is removed, many jokes are very classic, and have been imitated again and again by major funny bloggers in the short video era.

The most important thing is that there are no cultural barriers to many things, and there is no problem that Chinese people can understand them but Wai Guoren cannot. Just like Chaplin and "The Unlucky Bear", almost everyone can accept it.

Although the genre "Soul Ferry" has depth, Wai Guoren really can't understand it.

So if you consider going overseas, "Lady Diaosi" is not a bad one to try.

Besides, being able to make everyone laugh is a happy thing in itself.

Another issue is the difficulty of filming. The main reason for the rise of online dramas is that the difficulty and cost of filming are relatively low. Once they start, they will scale up and make big productions. If the tone gets too high, many players may not dare to leave.

However, there is no such term as diaosi yet, and it must be renamed, such as "Crazy Lady".

Zhang Yixing just wrote a few case jokes, and then directly handed the script to the person in charge of the screenwriting department of Inception, and asked them to complete the specific work.

"Lady Diaosi" is actually a collection of all kinds of nonsensical jokes. It can be said that it is no different from the funny animated series "Unlucky Bear" from Dream Weaver Culture. For these writers, there is no problem at all. Zhang and his party can only take some time to think about the original story. Just supplement them with some baggage from the drama and short video era.

But for the heroine, we have to choose carefully. (End of chapter)