Rebirth 96: Begin the life of a monster from kindergarten

Chapter 94: Using the Italian Cannon

2001 10 Month 1 Day.

This day is both the National Day and the Mid-Autumn Festival.

Zhang and his party went out carrying a basket with a basket of moon cakes and nuts.

It is customary to give mooncakes during the Mid-Autumn Festival, but this custom will disappear in a few years.

All the way to the second uncle's house, Zhang and his party went straight into the main room without even calling the door.

Cousin Zhang Yunfu was watching Little Overlord in front of the TV playing "Legend of Shadows". When he saw Zhang and his entourage coming in, he quickly greeted him but did not dare to stop.

The second uncle Zhang Yaozu was pouring himself a cup of tea with a teapot. When he saw Zhang and his party holding a basket, he complained: "What are you doing with the things!?"

Then he took a tea bowl from the side and said, "Come here and drink tea!"

Zhang Yixing put down the basket, "No more drinking, let's go home and eat!"

Hearing the sound here, the second aunt Liu Ying also walked out of the back kitchen.

Seeing that Zhang and his party were about to leave, she quickly picked up the basket on the ground, chased after Zhang and his party and grabbed Zhang's arm, "Why are you still taking things? Take them back and you and Xiu Xiu can eat them!"

Zhang and his party naturally gave in repeatedly.

After a lot of fighting, Zhang and his party took the opportunity to break free and quickly ran out of the door.

Walking on the street, Zhang Yixing breathed a sigh of relief. He didn't like this kind of push and pull.

Whether it was sending mooncakes during the Mid-Autumn Festival or visiting relatives during the New Year and bringing New Year gifts, the two parties would exchange polite greetings for a long time, almost as if they were fighting.

Especially during the Chinese New Year, when you bring a bunch of New Year gifts to visit relatives, you always have to bring back one or two when you come back.

"Take it back!" "Don't give it up, this is all we have!" "Listen to me, take it back quickly!" "No!"...

It’s endless!

It's like a hard-working performance in which both parties are invested.

But this is custom!

You must be polite when you need to be polite. It is very useless to keep all the New Year gifts from others.

After returning home, Li Hongyu had prepared another moon cake with nuts.

Zhang and his entourage then mentioned that this time they were going to the uncle’s house.

When Zhang and his party came back from delivering this gift, their cousin Zhang Yunfu came over with a basket...

When giving holiday gifts, it's important to keep things coming and going.

Eat mooncakes on August 15th.

The moon outside is big and bright, and the shadow patterns on the moon's surface can be clearly seen.

The texture is like a tree.

Grandma said that it was the laurel tree on the moon.

When they returned to school after the Mid-Autumn Festival, almost all the students brought mooncakes.

They are all made of five kernels, with green and red silk.

Zhao Jinmai was eating the green and red silk in the moon cake when he saw Zhang and his party entering the classroom.

The two rows of desks were too close together, so Zhang and his party squeezed in and sat on their seats.

Zhao Jinmai immediately took out an old moon cake from his schoolbag and handed it to him, "My deskmate, here is the moon cake for you, it's so sweet!"

"Thank you!"

Zhang Yixing took it, thanked him, and then took out the mooncakes he brought with him from his schoolbag and handed one to her.

Next, he shared the mooncakes with his deskmate Datou, and Liu Bo and other close friends shared another share.

You have one piece and I have one piece, and you have half a piece and I have half a piece.

The classroom is filled with the sweet fragrance of mooncakes.

"The teacher is here!"

Until the classmates behind me reminded them in a low voice, everyone quickly wiped the mooncake residue from their mouths and started reading in the morning. During the break, Wang Zhenzhen called Zhang Yixing mysteriously, "Yixing, I want to ask you something!"

"Huh? What's the matter?"

As soon as Zhang walked over, he saw Wang Zhenzhen taking out a magazine from the hole in the table.

She opened one of the pages, handed it to Zhang Yixing, and asked, "I'm submitting an article to this essay competition. Do you want to pay?"

Zhang Yixing was startled when he heard this and looked at the call for essays.

[National Youth XXXX Cup Essay Contest]

However, the entire call for essays did not state that fees would be charged later, but the amount of the bonus was stated to be quite high.

Looking at the magazine cover again, there is a photo of a young and beautiful girl.

There are also many article titles on the cover, such as "What should I do if I fall in love with the teacher?" 》……

What a crappy magazine!

After handing the magazine back to Wang Zhenzhen, Zhang Yixing asked, "Have you paid?"

Wang Zhenzhen quickly put the magazine into the table hole, shook his head and said: "Not yet, I have to pay fifty yuan, which is the review fee, which is too much! I think you should know more about this, so I will ask you. .”

Zhang Yixing breathed a sigh of relief, "As long as you didn't pay, it's fake! It's a money-cheating competition! If you want to submit an article, I'll bring you some magazines at noon!"

Wang Zhenzhen was a little disappointed when he heard this, "Okay, I thought it was true, the article has been submitted!"

Zhang Yixing smiled and said, "Just re-submit. What did you write? I'll give you some advice!"

Wang Zhenzhen waved his hand quickly, "No, no, no, I wrote it blindly!"

When they returned to their seats, Zhang Yixin kept thinking about this.

When he was in fourth grade, he dreamed of becoming a writer and foolishly paid fifty yuan for the evaluation fee, which forced his family to sell grain to raise money for him.

If his family wasn't too poor, he would probably have to hand over the two hundred yuan for the rematch.

Zhao Jinmai looked over and asked, "My deskmate, are you unhappy?"

"No, think of something!" Zhang Yixing shook his head, but he felt a little uncontrollably irritable.

I don’t know how many other children have been deceived like him before. With the dream of literature, they sell the food at home to collect the so-called review fees.

One after another, after paying the initial trial fee, you will find that there will be a re-examination, and after the re-examination, there will be a final review, which is really disgusting.

After pondering this matter for a long time, Zhang Yixing had something to worry about when he got home from school.

It’s time to bring out my Italian cannon!

Swearing is not Zhang Yixing’s strong point, but it is someone’s strong point!

So Zhang and his party dialed Han Han's phone number.

Since its release, "One Degree Below Zero" has sold a total of 1.2 million copies in just eight months.

Although not as good as "Three Doors", this is just a collection of essays after all.

This is not only due to Han Han's own fame, but also to the fact that Dreamweaver Culture spared no effort to help him promote it.

For works serialized in "The Minimalist" or published by DreamWeaver Culture, DreamWeaver Culture spares no effort to promote them.

In accordance with Zhang Yixing's request, he took photos of the author for promotion, and used the resources of Dreamweaver Culture to promote the author to major media and radio programs, completely promoting the author as a star.

Under this powerful exposure mechanism, not only did the author himself gain popularity, but it also boosted the sales of his works. The sales of "Mind Shuo" magazine also increased steadily, with monthly sales basically maintaining around 600,000 copies.

On the phone, Zhang and his party mentioned this essay competition and asked Han Han to help diss it.

Han Han now built a team with a modified Fukang. Because the team was not compliant, he could only practice driving in the go-kart field every day, and spent a lot of royalties on the car.

After suffering a lot, Han Han became more realistic than before, and he was less hostile to Zhang Yixing, the financial backer.

What Zhang Yixing said was just a small favor for Han Han.

On October 10, Han Han posted an article criticizing the [XXXX Cup Essay Contest], calling it a liar and a catastrophe on the road to Chinese literature.

Because of the extremely vulgar language, it made headlines in many media.

(End of this chapter)