Done! Your Majesty is going to prostitute me for free!
Chapter 33 What’s wrong with me?
Chapter 33 What’s wrong with me?
At this time, Lin Xiaofeng was already burning with anger, and all kinds of vulgar words were about to burst out of his mouth like a barrage.
The officials of the Ministry of Rites did not guide him. In this huge palace, how could he, a newcomer, find the place for the court meeting quickly?
Emperor Jingjiang sat on the dragon chair, clenching his fists with bulging veins, and stared at Lin Xiaofeng with angry eyes.
Three black lines hung down on his face, like the calm before the storm.
"Lin Xiaofeng, you guy, I once praised you as a talent in front of all the officials, but I didn't expect that you would cause me so much trouble as soon as you entered the palace! How should you explain it!" Emperor Jingjiang's tone was full of disappointment and confusion. anger.
Wang Jingwen and Li Dexian gritted their teeth and tried their best to hold back their laughter.
Their shoulders were shaking slightly, obviously trying to control their emotions.
For a moment, the hall became silent, and even the air seemed to freeze.
Emperor Jingjiang's eyes were like daggers as he looked around at his highness and ministers.
He spoke slowly: "Who is coming..."
However, his words were interrupted by another voice.
Lin Xiaofeng knelt on the ground and kowtowed: "I, Lin Xiaofeng, pay my respects to Your Majesty! Your Majesty is wise and mighty. I am truly blessed to see Long Yan today!"
His voice echoed in the hall, full of flattery.
When the ministers heard this, their faces showed shock and disgust.
Lin Xiaofeng actually said such words, it was really shocking!
These ministers are all scholars and pride themselves on their arrogance. They like to criticize current ills and criticize current affairs.
In their opinion, this is the character and level of a scholar.
Lin Xiaofeng's words were undoubtedly a kind of irony and insult to them.
"As a newcomer, is it appropriate for you to be so good at flattery? You also talk about divine civilization, holy martial arts, and martial virtues... Eunuchs can't say such things!"
The faces of Bai Yongyuan and other pavilion elders suddenly changed!
A while ago, they praised Lin Xiaofeng for his ability and political integrity, and for being like an ancient sage. But when they saw his behavior today, how could he be like an ancient sage?
He is clearly a villain who is good at flattery!
Even though Lin Xiaofeng is talented and knowledgeable, his conduct is so bad, how can he teach the prince?
The country is in danger!
Today's humiliation was in stark contrast to the previous praise, which made Emperor Jingjiang feel embarrassed.
He was filled with anger, but it was difficult for him to express it. So he tried his best to suppress his emotions, and then became furious: "How dare Lin Xiaofeng! Talk nonsense!"
"Keep your head up!"
Cold sweat broke out on Lin Xiaofeng's forehead. He slowly raised his head and his eyes wandered.
Then he saw Emperor Jingjiang's face, which was both familiar and unfamiliar.
He stared directly at Emperor Jingjiang with wide eyes and felt his scalp numb!
The person he wanted to seek revenge on was actually Emperor Jingjiang? !
The dead eunuch next to him is Wang Er!
And the grinning bastard on the side is actually the prince? !
Lin Xiaofeng's forehead was covered with cold sweat, and he was thinking about whether he had said anything offensive.
After much deliberation, he only offended that dead eunuch.
The emperor and the prince should be fine! Um! That's right!
In that spacious court hall, the confrontation between Lin Xiaofeng and Emperor Jingjiang was like the climax of a drama, fascinating.
Lin Xiaofeng looked at Emperor Jingjiang with half-attention, which made Emperor Jingjiang couldn't help but smile, but he still maintained a serious face. Emperor Jingjiang said to Lin Xiaofeng in a questioning tone: "What else do you want to say?"
Lin Xiaofeng was startled. After hesitating for a moment, he replied softly: "Every time I see Your Majesty, I feel like spring breeze and feel more cordial."
As soon as these words came out, the ministers in the court couldn't help but cover their faces with their hands. They couldn't bear to look directly and sighed in their hearts: This Lin Xiaofeng is really a shameless person.
Emperor Jingjiang frowned slightly, staring at Lin Xiaofeng's disheveled appearance with a hint of displeasure in his eyes.
He thought in his mind that although Lin Xiaofeng was a little wild and uninhibited in Yangqu County, he was always neatly dressed. How could he look like this now and not take me seriously at all?
Lin Xiaofeng gritted his teeth and replied: "I... entered the palace for the first time. I got lost and was blown by the strong wind, so I opened my robe and crown."
"As for the official uniform... I only have this one."
Lin Xiaofeng mentally cursed the eunuch who delivered the edict, throwing away the edict and leaving without even returning his official uniform.
I was completely unaware of these things... Fortunately, the other party was Emperor Jingjiang.
He could feel that Emperor Jingjiang had a good impression of him in Yangqu County.
If it had been any other emperor, he would have been unable to tolerate him long ago.
Emperor Jingjiang said calmly: "Really? In this case, it is my fault. I was appointed an official but not given official uniform?"
Lin Xiaofeng sneered twice: "How dare you, how dare you, the emperor's favor is so great, how can such a trivial matter trouble the holy heart? It must be the fault of the minister."
The chief minister of the cabinet, Bai Yongyuan, and others were already feeling tight and out of breath. If they had swords in their hands, they would probably have killed Lin Xiaofeng long ago!
This person... must not enter the East Palace!
At this time, Emperor Jingjiang had a clear view of the thoughts of all the officials. He snorted coldly and said to everyone: "My dear friends, please discuss how Lin Xiaofeng should be punished?!"
After this order, the ministers in the court immediately started talking.
Some glared, some whispered, and some sneered.
They all felt dissatisfied and angry with Lin Xiaofeng's actions.
Bai Yongyuan, the chief minister of the cabinet, stood up first. He looked at Emperor Jingjiang with a serious face and said: "Your Majesty, Lin Xiaofeng's move is really treasonous! Not only did he not abide by the etiquette and rules of the court, but he was also disrespectful to His Majesty! Such a person, if Without severe punishment, who in the court will dare to fear His Majesty from now on?"
Emperor Jingjiang did not express his position immediately after hearing this, but quietly observed the reactions of other ministers.
At this time, an old official slowly stood up. He was veteran Wu Tiande.
Wu Tiande coughed lightly and said, "Your Majesty, I think what Bai Shoufu said is not completely unreasonable. However, Lin Xiaofeng's punishment needs to be carefully considered."
He glanced at Lin Xiaofeng and continued: "Although Lin Xiaofeng behaved inappropriately, he was new to the palace and was not familiar with the rules of the palace. Moreover, his political achievements in Yangqu County are obvious to all. Therefore, the veteran's suggestion can be given A certain amount of punishment as a warning.”
This time, Chen Shuguang was really angry.
He pushed aside the officials who were watching, walked up to Lin Xiaofeng, and said loudly to the emperor: "Your Majesty, this person's words and deeds are unruly. I am worried that he will instigate the prince. Please take back his order!"
As soon as these words came out, the officials who were chatting immediately fell silent and began to whisper.
An official said: "Yes, this person seems to be loyal and good, but in fact he is treacherous and undermines the majesty of the royal family."
"If the prince gets too close to him, it will bring disgrace to the Tian family."
"Master Chen is really a loyal man, we should also write a letter to impeach him..." The officials were talking a lot. Emperor Jingjiang was sitting on a high dragon chair and couldn't hear clearly what they were saying.
But Lin Xiaofeng heard it clearly. He recalled how he was so tyrannical in Yangqu County, and how could anyone dare to criticize him behind his back!
I didn't expect that these veterans would dare to point fingers behind my back today. It's really unreasonable!
If we don't teach these old stubborns a lesson today, how can we still gain a foothold in the government?
A sneer appeared at the corner of Lin Xiaofeng's mouth. He looked down on these civil servants who could only talk. He wanted to give them some color.
He stood up and walked towards Chen Shuguang, with a disdainful smile on his face and asked: "May I ask your Excellency..."
Chen Shuguang replied proudly: "I am Chen Shuguang, Taifu of the East Palace, and Bachelor of Jingjiang University!"
Lin Xiaofeng asked again: "How dare I ask Mr. Chen, what offended me as a subordinate?"
Chen Shuguang replied: "No!"
Lin Xiaofeng asked again: "Then why did Mr. Chen ask His Majesty to remove him from his position as a minor official? What's the reason for a subordinate to be dismissed before he has even taken office after receiving the Holy Grace!"
Chen Shuguang replied: "I have not removed you from your post! It's just that you are so virtuous, how can you teach the prince!"
Lin Xiaofeng sneered: "That's Mr. Chen's opinion!"
He thought for a while and then said: "Since I entered the palace, I have always been talking to His Majesty. How can I say flattery?"
Chen Shuguang was very angry at his words: "You know who you are flattering!"
Lin Xiaofeng smiled: "Xia Guan was given this position by divine grace due to the Yangtze River disaster!"
Chen Shuguang snorted: "If we talk about the merits of water control, Your Majesty and the Crown Prince are the ones who really have merit!"
Lin Xiaofeng nodded: "But His Majesty and the Crown Prince did not dare to take credit! Instead, they gave all this honor to the lower officials!"
Chen Shuguang continued: "If we talk about merit, I wouldn't dare to be an official! But for this honor, it would be disrespectful for me to be an official!"
Lin Xiaofeng spoke again: "I thought that Your Majesty and the Crown Prince were high up in the temple, but they dared not forget about the people! They worked tirelessly to find a strategy to control the water!"
At this point, he suddenly raised his voice: "But where are the Gonggun princes in this palace! Is there anyone willing to take action?!!!"
Chen Shuguang was speechless for a moment. He didn't expect Lin Xiaofeng to say such words.
He didn't know how to refute for a moment, but he quickly thought of a way.
He decided to let Lin Xiaofeng be proud for a while, and then slowly deal with him when the time comes.
So he said: "Master Chen! If you want to be dismissed from the position, you can! But you must not deny the achievements of your majesty and the prince! Otherwise, I, Lin Xiaofeng, will be the first to refuse!"
Emperor Jingjiang's face gradually turned red, and he moved his body uneasily, sighing in his heart that Lin Xiaofeng, this troublemaker, could say that all white things are black.
The prince also blushed, and his excitement was palpable. At this moment, his identification with Lin Xiaofeng had reached its peak.
That's right!
This is the kind of person I need. All the civil and military officials in the dynasty are ignorant and incompetent. Only Lin Xiaofeng can see my merits!
Wang Jingwen laughed secretly on the sidelines.
Lin Xiaofeng is really a wonderful person, he is really good at the art of reversing contradictions!
I remember that Lin Xiaofeng teased me several times back in Yangqu County. Now he is using the same tricks to deal with the old ministers. He is really desperate!
Do you think that with a few sweet words and a few high hats, His Majesty can help you suppress Mr. Chen?
You underestimate His Majesty and Mr. Chen too much!
Chen Shuguang was so angry that he trembled: "Good... what a sharp-tongued person! When did I ever say that Your Majesty is not a saint?"
"Flattery is not the way of a gentleman! If you villains mislead the prince, the country will be in danger. Your Majesty knows this!"
Bai Yongyuan and Li Qiuyan also shook their heads and sighed.
Mr. Chen is good at everything, but his personality is too straight and he gets easily excited. If you provoke him even slightly, he will lose control.
When it comes to eloquence, I'm afraid no one can be Lin Xiaofeng's opponent.
Lin Xiaofeng took a step forward, looked directly into Chen Shuguang's eyes and said, "Mr. Chen, what do you mean by flattery? Do you think my words are all false?"
"I, Lin Xiaofeng, will do what I say. Whatever I think in my heart, I will say whatever I say."
"In my eyes, Your Majesty is a great king, a hero, and an emperor throughout the ages!"
"Your Majesty's military power can control the world, and his literary skills can save disasters! Just like the sun in the sky, it shines brightly!"
"Although I have a humble status, I am always worried about Your Majesty! What I love in my life is to raise a glass to the moon to express my longing for Your Majesty!"
"Today I got to see Tianyan, and I showed my inner admiration. What's wrong with me?"
"Don't we, the officials of Jingjiang State, allow our ministers to tell the truth?!"
"Has the world really fallen to this point? How can we low-status, loyal, and daring courtiers survive? Thinking of this, I can't help but burst into tears and feel chilled by the current situation in the court."
After finishing speaking, Lin Xiaofeng wiped her tears with her hands and pretended to cry.
Chen Shuguang's eyes widened, he was so angry that he couldn't speak, and his body was shaking. Fortunately, Li Qiuyan supported him.
He pointed at Lin Xiaofeng and shouted repeatedly: "You...you...you...you..."
All the officials were silent.
A person can be immoral and still be condemned; however, a shameless person like Lin Xiaofeng can only be avoided by others.
Now it seems that Lin Xiaofeng is not only shameless, but also proud of it. He praised His Majesty every word, but everyone could only respond in silence.
Those officials who were good at debating in the past had nothing to say. How to deal with it?
Emperor Jingjiang felt numb in his heart after hearing Lin Xiaofeng's words. He felt so numb!
This kid flattered himself shamelessly, but the key point is...
He actually still felt a little bit useful in his heart.
However, when Chen Shuguang heard this, his expression changed, his eyes widened and he glared angrily.
Emperor Jingjiang also had a serious face and shouted loudly: "Lin Xiaofeng, you are so impudent! Get out of here immediately! Mr. Chen is an important minister of our court, how can I allow you to talk nonsense in front of him!"
When Lin Xiaofeng heard this, he immediately took two steps back, but he said plausibly: "Your Majesty is so wise! Emperors of all dynasties want to glorify their reputation and exaggerate their achievements, and the flattery of their ministers is endless. However, Your Majesty remains sober at all times and is only willing to accept honest advice. This is what a saint does! Your Majesty, you always reflect on yourself and have reached the realm of a saint. I really admire you!"
When Chen Shuguang heard this, he was so angry that his breathing became rapid: "I...I...I..."
Emperor Jingjiang was speechless for a moment.
The muscles on Wang Jingwen's face kept trembling, as if a small motor was driving him.
This scene is really shocking!
Lin Xiaofeng's words really exceeded everyone's imagination!
(End of this chapter)
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