Traveling through the Ming Dynasty, as soon as you open your eyes, you will die

In the square in front of the huge Hall of Supreme Harmony, the Regent of the Ming Dynasty stood alone, accompanied by his confidant eunuch Xiao Lizi.

What is most painful to the ministers is that the great regent actually does not hold in his hands the important documents that have been processed by the imperial court in Beijing during this period. The hand is not holding the imperial seal, but the cornmeal cake in the unreliable hand. Exposure to the sun.

In this summer, the freshly steamed tortillas turned moldy and hairy within half a day.

This was because Lu Mou had no choice. When he steamed the cornmeal cake, no one thought it was the magic medicine to cure the emperor and the prince, and unanimously asked the regent to give up this unreliable idea and adjust his thinking to something more reliable.

After all, the Supreme Emperor and the Executive Emperor have been seriously ill for many days, and they are waiting for you, the Regent, to come back and deal with these urgent needs. If you do this to everyone, who can stand it?
For this reason, countless ministers knelt down and remonstrated. And more people wanted to show their loyalty as a loyal minister, took away the steamed cornmeal cake, and threw him. For this reason, the confidant eunuch Xiao Lizi was beaten many times for protecting his master's cakes.

For safety reasons, Lu Mou personally held the big corn pancake and ran after the shadow of the sun.

The ministers ran after him.

As a result, a beautiful scenery appeared in the palace. The regent held a large tray and took his personal eunuch Xiao Lizi to chase the sun and run wildly in front to avoid the pursuit of loyal ministers.

During the pursuit and running, the sun lasted for three days. The tortillas had grown black hair, and the regent was also tanned into carbon blocks. How could this be a good thing?

On the afternoon of the third day, Huang Daozhou couldn't stand it anymore. He held a ruler and rushed towards his student angrily. He wanted to exercise his master's power, beat this inexplicable student, and let him govern the country.

When Lu Mou saw it, he showed his two rows of white teeth and said, "Don't come over here. If you knock over this precious pancake of mine, you will kill the two emperors of the Ming Dynasty."

Upon hearing this, Huang Daozhou was stunned, and then he seemed to understand: "My lord, are you using this method of ascetic cultivation to devoutly pray to heaven for your father and brother?"

Baring his little white teeth, he said, "That's right. I'm praying that I can get my medicine as soon as possible."

"Medicine? Are you talking about the piece of cake in your hand?"

"Then what do you think it is? I don't look at it like this. I'm afraid that it will be bitten by mice or picked up by birds. I'm afraid that any of you will be careless and knock it over. More importantly, those confused ministers I kept trying to overthrow him and ruin the lives of the two emperors. Why else would I have been exposed to the poisonous sun for three days? I have suffered from heatstroke several times."

Little Li Zi, who was holding an umbrella, was already drowsy. He was trying hard to open his eyes to observe the fluffy cake again. Looking at it with the sharp eyes of a tomb robber, he suddenly screamed: "Your Majesty, the prince wants the cyan one." The mildew appears.”

Rubbing his already red and swollen eyes, Lu Mou let out a strange cry, which made the officials think that a wolf had rushed into the Forbidden City.

Lu Mou and Xiao Lizi were lying on the ground, using silver tweezers from the office to carefully pick out the cyan hyphae in a patch of green hair.

In the end, I only picked out a small amount and dried it in the sun. It was only a handful the size of an ear pick.

But in this era when the human body has no resistance to drugs, this is enough for the father and son.

The manufacturing office built the syringe according to Lu Mou's design, because in order to prevent the needle from bending when injecting when it was too thin, Lu Mou deliberately increased the thickness. Although it was not as thick as a nail, it was as thick as those used by veterinarians in later generations.

Put penicillin into distilled water and suck it into the syringe, and then came to Dad's Qianqing Palace. With a thick cotton cloth covering his mouth, he told his father and brother in a low voice: "God bless me, I have found the magic medicine. Now I have to test my sensitivity and see if my father and brother can get God's blessing."

If the sensitivity test fails, everything will be in vain.

Chongzhen and Zhu Cixiang didn't know what San'er was going to do, but after listening to Huang Daozhou standing outside the door, the regent's touching act of being exposed to the scorching sun for three days in order to pray for medicine, the father and son couldn't help but believe it, so they could only At your mercy. The agility test passed in agony. In the end, Lu Mou picked up the father and son's arms, and then burst into cheers, which was a success.

Then, Lu Mou held up the needle with a grim smile and said to the cheap dad: "In order to survive, I am ready to drive a nail into my father's ass."

Chongzhen was shocked when he heard this: "What? You want me to show off my dragon's butt. How dare you attack me?"

"Don't you always force me to ask for money? This time I will force you to force me to get my money back."

"I can give you money, but you can never let me show off my dragon buttocks and be humiliated."

"Let me ask you, do you want face or life?"

In the end life is more important than face. Chongzhen explained: "I am worried that this ancestral kingdom will be left in the hands of you two young brothers."

What a feeble explanation this is.

So, Lu Mou pulled off Chongzhen's pants and gave Chongzhen's bare butt a hard slap: "Let's go -"

When Chongzhen screamed, the listeners were frightened and the recipients died.

Facing his trembling brother who was so frightened that he cowered into the corner, he looked like a big bad wolf looking at the little white rabbit, grinning ferociously: "Come on, good boy, let me give you a little ass too. Think about that time That glance you gave me in front of Shanhaiguan made me feel so comfortable when I started walking——"

There were howls of wolves and ghosts coming from the Forbidden City.

The pain of penicillin is not ordinary pain, it is much more painful than driving a nail into the butt.

The ministers were shocked, what? Is the regent really driving a nail into the butt of the emperor and the governor? Does the Emperor's Supervisor owe the Regent a lot of money?
Yes, there are a lot of them. No wonder they attacked him, but they were much more ruthless than the attack on him.

Listen, the Emperor and the Supervisor are still screaming in pain day and night.

If the regent can be cruel to his father and brother for money, our hearts will be balanced, and we will forgive you for being so hot back then.

At noon the next day, the imperial doctor, with excitement on his face, held a press conference in front of the Hall of Supreme Harmony, and announced loudly: "I want to tell you some good news. Your Majesty, the Supervisor, he no longer coughs."

The officials cheered and celebrated together. Celebrate the stability of the Ming Dynasty. He was even more impressed by the rejuvenation skills of his own regent.

As a result, the Forbidden City always smelled bad, but the miracle medicine for treating lung complication and infection also brought huge wealth to the royal family. In particular, the Yipin Ling, which is worth as much as one tael of gold per needle, is famous at home and abroad and has become the gospel of romantic travelers.

But the side effects came. It may be that Lu Mou was too harsh on Chongzhen. He pretended to be paralyzed originally, but this time he may actually be paralyzed.

As for his brother, he returned to normal after dragging his legs for half a month. (End of chapter)