Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Chapter 101 Workplace PUA! The opening kill! (Transitional article, can be skipped to order)

PS: Sorry, I’m running out of time, so I can’t add more updates tonight!

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As the quarter-finals of the Champions League approach, almost all of London is talking about the word "revenge".

Much like Arsenal, the "revenge" he meant was literal.

Tottenham guys, what they call "revenge" is eating, sleeping, and playing against Arsenal.

In short, Arsenal vs. Barcelona is the hottest game in the Champions League quarter-finals. 1 countries have applied for live broadcast, and more than 4 TV stations...

It’s four o’clock in the afternoon on April 4, four hours before the game.

The outside of the Emirates Stadium is as lively as the "Hey River" morning market, which is why the term "Hey River Morning Market" is used to describe it.

It's because there are mostly foreigners in the stadium square at this time.

Arsenal fans and Barcelona fans from all over the world gathered outside the stadium, some from China, some from Japan, some from Saudi Arabia, Qatar, but more from several European countries.

The only catch is that there are twice as many fans wearing Barcelona shirts as there are Arsenal fans.

Of course, this is a comparison of numbers among foreign fans.

After a while, when the local fans arrive, Arsenal fans will definitely be the owners of the Emirates Stadium.

In addition, there are media reporters from various countries who shuttle among the fans to interview and report.

With an hour left before the game, the number of Arsenal fans outside the stadium clearly exceeded that of Barcelona.

As the game time approached, the fans' enthusiasm gradually ignited, and the fans began to sing songs and taunt their opponents.

For example: Barcelona, ​​Barcelona, ​​Barcelona, ​​Princess Messi and the Seven Dwarfs,

Compared to Bayern, Arsenal fans are not friendly to Barcelona fans.

The two teams originally had no historical grudges, but after the slap in the Champions League, it is difficult to have friendship anymore, at least this is the case between fans...

Soon, Barcelona's bus arrived. They arrived in London one day early and borrowed Tottenham's training base. So there is a reason why Arsenal fans hate Tottenham.

Many Barcelona fans chanted the names of Messi and Xavi at the bus entrance and made the number "6" gesture...

Then the Arsenal bus arrived. Xia Qi was sitting outside the window and saw Chinese students holding high the five-star red flag and the "Shanxi Football Fans Association" support sign.

He excitedly stopped the bus. Faced with Wenger's sharp eyes, Xia Qi smiled flatteringly and said, "One minute, just one minute."

Seeing the bus stop at the entrance, the security personnel immediately stepped forward and set up a cordon.

Xia Qi got out of the car and asked, "Where are you from?"

"Shanxi?"

"Taiyuan, Datong, Linfen..."

"Ah! Fellow fellow!"

"Fellow folks, Lanzhou Ramen and Xiao Long Bao are for sale in the food area of ​​the stadium. Tell me your name and I'll pay..."

"We would like to take photos and sign autographs, is that okay?"

"After the game, wait for me there..."

"Oh..." Shanxi fans cheered...

Xia Qi didn't know that originally he was inviting Shanxi fellows, but in the end he was inviting all Arsenal fans.

Afterwards, when the stadium restaurant paid the bill, one month's salary was gone. A bowl of ramen was four pounds, and a basket of xiaolongbao was two pounds... But it couldn't handle the crowd.

But it doesn’t matter, since I’m single anyway, I just want to be happy when one person is full and the whole family is not hungry. Shanxi fellows are so rare abroad...as precious as pandas.

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There is still half an hour before the start of the game, and the Emirates Stadium is playing warm-up soft music.

When the Barcelona players came out to warm up, there was a burst of boos.

When the big screen in the stadium gave Messi a close-up shot, the boos became fierce, and some even shouted: "Cristiano Ronaldo Golden Ball!" "Cristiano Ronaldo No. 1!"

three months ago,

That is, on January 2013, 1, Messi once again defeated Ronaldo and won the 7 Ballon d'Or. He also became the first player to successfully defend the Ballon d'Or in the history of the award.

This makes the "mule fans" angry!

In fact, among Messi's many Golden Globe Awards, the 12-year Golden Globe Award is the most unquestionable and the most convincing.

Messi scored 2012 goals in the natural year of 91, which is a terrifying statistic, and it took only 91 games to score 69 goals, and he also had 24 assists.

Among them, 59 goals were scored in La Liga, 13 goals in the Champions League, and 5 goals in the Copa del Rey.

Of the 91 goals scored, 79 were scored at Barcelona's home court.

If you have to find fault with the eggs, you can give Messi a home and away game, and there will be no "crime" of dominance after leaving Camp Nou.

Arsenal fans also understand the above, but Messi is the "enemy" tonight!

Hearing the chants of "C Ronaldo Golden Ball" throughout the stadium, the 26-year-old Messi lost the smile on his face.

When a close-up of Xia Qi appeared on the big screen, the shouts teasing Messi were drowned out by louder cheers. Some fans even showed Xia Qi a small steamed bun and a beer in one hand.

Xia Qi bought the xiaolongbao, and almost everyone had a box.

It is estimated that only foreigners can make xiaolongbao with beer, but this is not the strangest thing. Balotelli also added a box of rice when making instant noodles, which made Xia Qi collapse.

Greater China-a food mecca!

England - a food desert!

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arsenal dressing room

Wenger stood at the door of the locker room, slowly looked around at the players inside and said: "Since you have chosen the road of revenge and revival, let us work hard together!"

"If we want to eliminate Barcelona, ​​we must defeat him tonight. I have already mentioned the precautions in the training sessions these days, so I won't repeat them again."

After speaking, he took off the watch on his wrist and showed it to the team members: "There are still twenty minutes, are you ready?"

"Ready!"

"Go fight!"

At the same time, Barcelona head coach Tito Vilanova also mobilized before the game:

"Arsenal are our old friends."

Except for one or two players such as Messi, everyone laughed out loud.

Tito Vilanova clapped his hands and asked the players to be quiet.

"Past results don't mean anything. Arsenal this season is a little different. They have more young people."

"Boss, aren't they just a few young boys? Leave it to me!"

"Gerrard (Pique), Boateng thought the same way, he fell in front of Xia Qi."

"We can despise them strategically, but we must pay attention to them tactically..."

"Almost all teams will play high-altitude balls when they deal with us, so when defending in the air, Gerrard must have a 120,000-point spirit."

In the player tunnel, the Champions League theme song "Our factory has collapsed" sounded again, and Xia Qi secretly swore that our factory would not collapse tonight.

"Penguin Sports!"

"Penguin Sports!"

“Viewers, welcome to the Penguin Live Room to watch the first leg of the 2012-2013 Champions League 1/4 finals on time.

I am your old friend Zhang Lu,

I am Zhan Jun.

Tonight's game pits Premier League leader Arsenal against La Liga giants Barcelona.

As we all know, Barcelona is Arsenal's sufferer.

Barcelona has experienced a coaching change this season, but this has not affected their record.

They dominate La Liga, leading Real Madrid by 15 points in the standings.

"The game is about to begin. Coach Zhang, please introduce to the fans and friends the starting lineups of the two teams tonight."

"Ok."

"The visiting team Barcelona, ​​their 433 lineup tonight:

Goalkeeper: Valdes

Right back: Alves

The center back combination is Pique and Bartra

The left back is Alba,

The midfielder is the famous Ha Baibu.

The striker combination is: Sanchez, Messi, Pedro

On the bench: Fabregas, Thiago, Alexander Song...

Arsenal’s lineup for this campaign is 451:

The goalkeeper is Martinez,

The left backs Gibbs, Mertesacker and Umtiti form a central defender partner, and Aurier is the right back.

Arteta and Cazorla continue to partner on the left and right midfielders.

Xia Qi plays the left midfielder, Wilshere is the attacking midfielder, and Walcott plays the right midfielder.

Balotelli has a single arrow. "

"It's very interesting that Arsenal has returned to the configuration of four defenders and two midfielders. We still can't see Wenger's intentions at the moment, but Wenger will adjust the lineup every time he faces a strong opponent. We will make adjustments next time I saw this intention during game time." "Okay, fans, the players are already standing in the center circle and ready to kick off."

Beep!

"The game has started. The one wearing the dark blue jersey is Barcelona. He attacks from the left to the right of the screen. The one wearing the red jersey is Arsenal..."

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On the field

"Ding Dong"

"Please host select 'training' or 'competition' mode."

"Contest"

"Please host choose the court position: A forward, B..."

"TO"

"Detecting the current predicament of the host's team, matching the attributes of the host [J-5 bomber]."

"The host is twenty meters in front of the goal. It can glide, dive, and be as free as the wind..."

"Please host choose 'autonomous mode' or 'one-click hang-up mode'"

"Hang up with one click!"

On the court, players from both sides shook hands.

Playboy - When Pique shook hands with Xia Qi, he thought he was very graceful and said to Xia Qi: "Enjoy the game!"

This sentence itself is very common and is considered a good saying.

However, speaking in a condescending tone to an opponent is thought-provoking...

Does this seal the victory? ? ?

Xia Qi estimates that Pique is not the only one with this mentality. Maybe the entire Barcelona team wants to open the champagne.

"Ding dong! It is detected that the host is despised by others, triggering a hidden mission."

Xia Qi was extremely happy. It had been a long time since he had done a hidden mission.

"Hidden mission: In this game, five players will succeed and defeat the opponent."

"Mission Completion Award: King's aura attribute."

"King's aura attribute: The host can designate a 10-square-meter area as its own domain anywhere on the court. In this domain, the host is the invincible king.

This field needs to be set in advance before the game and cannot be changed after setting. Each game can be reset. "

Damn it!

Awesome!

Isn't this the "Corridor Piero"?

It's just a little difficult,

This is Barcelona who have beaten Arsenal five times, and there is a great guy in the team...

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Hard,

This is also the view of the two commentators in Penguin Live.

When the players from both sides came on stage, the camera gave close shots of Messi and Xia Qi respectively.

"Messi's face was calm and full of confidence, as if he had come to work and clocked in."

Xia Qi also looked calm.

But Zhang Lu said: "Xia Qi is not excited enough. Arsenal, who are at a disadvantage, need him to get excited as soon as possible and take on the responsibility of scoring goals."

"Such a crucial game requires an 18-year-old boy to take responsibility. I know that such a request is a bit unreasonable, but there is no other way. Apart from him, I can't find anyone more suitable."

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Hard!

This is also the view of most people in front of the TV.

Arsenal fans stared at the Barcelona players in the picture with wide eyes. They wanted to see the proud and complacent expressions on the faces of these players.

Of course, nothing came out in the end.

Every Barcelona player who played appeared to be very focused, with bright eyes and calm expressions.

It gives people a feeling of dominating the world.

[Don’t have high hopes, everyone. Arsenal has made progress. It’s just that they were unlucky and got Barcelona who had no solution. 】

[It’s okay to be eliminated from the Champions League, so that you can concentrate on playing in the league. I really want to see Fan Dazhi’s expression after Xia Qi won the championship. 】

[There is no need to be so pessimistic. Football is round and everything is possible. 】

[I have to believe in Xia Qi, at least he has never let us down until now. 】

Beep!

The game has started,

More than 50,000 Arsenal fans tried their best to create a devilish home atmosphere, hoping to help the team.

Xia Qi, who played left midfielder tonight, passed the ball to Balotelli, then took center Balotelli's position and rushed forward.

This cross move was beyond Iniesta's expectations. When he reacted, Xia Qi had already run to Xavi's side.

Balotelli handed the football to Wilshere and ran a diagonal path to the wing, which was Xia Qi's position.

Wenger looked serious on the side of the court. This was the "opening kill" he designed for the team!

Barcelona's strength lies in technology and tactics rather than spirit.

Wenger wants to PUA Barcelona in the workplace, reduce the confidence and self-worth of Barcelona players, and make them anxious.

The opening kill is the first step!

Wilshere did not pass the ball forward immediately, but dropped his foot into the backcourt, and the football reached Arteta's feet.

Barcelona players didn't think it was inappropriate. Except for the Madrid duo, almost all the teams they encountered used such anti-counterattack tactics.

So the front trident pressed forward as usual.

Arteta shouted in his heart: I learned it, and in the future I will lead the snake out of its hole as a coach.

The football still did not pass forward, but continued to the feet of center back Per Mertesacker.

Mertesacker, who carried the hope of the whole village, raised his head and glanced at the frontcourt.

Balotelli was chatting with Alves on the wing, and Xia Qi rushed to Professor Bu's side.

No more hesitation,

Let's go...

Lun raised his right leg and hit the football hard.

The football flew from the front of the penalty area in the backcourt to the left side of the field.

This was once again beyond Barcelona’s expectations,

Balotelli leaned on Alves, facing the flying football, with his back to the Barcelona goal.

Put the football under your feet, then gently move it to the left, then turn around and pass the ball diagonally.

Ground ball!

The football zigzagged through the stadium and penetrated Barcelona's entire defense.

"Nice pass!"

"Beautiful counter-offside!"

On the sidelines of the court, Tito Vilanova was surprised!

Every step he makes seems to be calculated by Wenger.

Now we can only compete with the players’ abilities!

When Bartra saw the football flying behind him, he immediately turned around. When he turned around, he saw Xia Qi rushing in through his teammates from the other side.

If he cannot destroy the football, the football will meet Xia Qi at a certain point in the penalty area.

That would be a disaster!

Bartra didn't have time to think about it and immediately took the fastest action - sliding tackle!

"Empty!"

"Chance!"

Amidst Zhan Jun's exclamations, Xia Qi stabbed out diagonally, bent his bow and shot an arrow!

Shoot without stopping!

The football didn't spin, it went straight towards the goal.

It's as if someone took a ruler and drew a line in the air!

Between the two points, Xia Qi is the shortest! Ahem! Xia Qi’s shot is the shortest!

Valdez leapt forward, even though his body was stretched and opened in the air, but he was so slow!

The Barcelona fans behind the Barcelona goal had dilated pupils and looked dead when Valdes stretched out his hand.

In their field of vision, the football has crossed the goal line...

The crisp sound of the contact between the football and the net was like a slap in the face of all Barcelona people.

The psychological gap between before the game and at this time made them

A trace of doubt emerged involuntarily: "Are we really away bugs?"

Wenger workplace PUA, success!

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