Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Chapter 113: Two rounds of games, one ball is gone

"Penguin Sports!"

"Penguin Sports!"

“Viewers, welcome to the Penguin Live Room to watch the first leg of the UEFA Champions League semi-finals of the 2012-2013 season on time.

Arsenal vs. Real Madrid at home.

I am your old friend Zhang Lu,

I am Zhan Jun.

Because Xia Qi, a Chinese-American boy, had a red card in this game, he could only sit in the stands and cheer for his teammates. "

"Hey, the live broadcast showed Xia Qi. Xia Qi was wearing Balotelli's No. 24 jersey. This was because Balotelli and Cristiano Ronaldo expressed their disapproval before the game..."

Zhang Lu and Zhan Jun seemed to be talking in cross talk. They talked about the 09 Champions League grievances in a humorous way to the fans and friends in front of the TV.

"Now the gap between the two is getting bigger and bigger. The bold words Balotelli said that year may be difficult to realize in this life."

"Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi are the only two current players. Because they have occupied the top two positions in the world for a long time, the third person under Melo has become a hot topic around the world.

Now it is generally believed that the third in the world is Xia Qi. Before Xia Qi appeared, it was Balotelli, Hazard, Suarez..."

"The focus of this game is not only the score dispute between Barcelona and Ronaldo, but also the feud between Mourinho and Wenger. The feud between the two coaches starts with Mourinho coaching Chelsea... …”

"Fans, the players from both sides are already standing in the center circle, and the game is about to start. Now I will broadcast the starting lineups of both sides for you.

Real Madrid has a 433 lineup... Arsenal has a 442 lineup, with Theo Walcott and Balotelli as the two forwards, and the midfielders are Cazorla, Arteta, De Bruyne, and Wilshere..."

Beep!

The game started.

Balotelli was so angry with Ronaldo that he really wanted to score against Real Madrid.

Therefore, he was very active from the beginning of this game, constantly looking for opportunities in front of the goal, and shooting when he got the ball.

However, it is true that you cannot eat hot tofu in a hurry.

Not long after the opening, De Bruyne dribbled the ball past the midfield and suddenly made a pass on the way forward. Balotelli understood the situation and pushed the ball near the penalty spot, and the ball missed the goal.

Subsequently, Real Madrid also launched a counterattack.

Angel Di Maria made a pass from the left, Ronaldo shot from a small angle in the penalty area, and the football hit the side net.

The outside world thinks that Ronaldo is fighting with Balotelli, but in fact he is fighting with himself or Xia Qi.

In the Champions League, he has always been the king of the Champions League and the best choice for the Champions League golden boot. However, with the appearance of Xia Qi, everything changed.

In the Champions League, Xia Qi has scored 21 goals, and he only scored nine goals.

If it had been a strong contender for the Champions League Golden Boot in the past, it is completely hopeless this season...

This is unacceptable to the arrogant Ronaldo.

Just in time, Balotelli brought up the old matter again, so there was a ready-made vent for him.

On the court, due to the desperate offense of Ronaldo and Balotelli.

From the beginning of this game, there was no opening test and it went directly to the fast break rhythm.

The game hadn't even lasted ten minutes, but the two sides had already fought for several rounds.

On the court, not only Balotelli and Ronaldo are fighting for their skills, but the two teams' playing styles are also competing against each other.

Real Madrid's style of play is to use the outstanding personal abilities of Ronaldo or Di Maria to complete a strong side pull, thereby providing opportunities for the weak side.

Arsenal, on the other hand, makes full use of the width and length of the court, and completes the team's offense through maneuvering around the midfield.

De Bruyne and Wilshere played like Modric and Kroos tonight. (At this time, the ceremony was not complete, and one Cross was missing.)

To put it simply: Real Madrid tonight is very Arsenal, and Arsenal is very Real Madrid (in the future).

On the right side of the court, Ronaldo once again made a crazy breakthrough.

Facing Gibbs' defense, he pedaled his bicycle furiously, as if he was very confident in breaking through.

In fact, Cristiano Ronaldo during the Real Madrid period is no longer a "Fancy Ronaldo". During this period, he is a more practical "Phnom Penh Ronaldo". Next year, he will evolve into a more mature "Instant Noodle Ronaldo", which is the ultimate form of "High-efficiency Ronaldo".

However, tonight, Ronaldo is holding a fire in his heart. He wants to do better but in fact he is going backwards and is 18 years old again.

In front of Gibbs, he quickly circled the football with his left and right feet alternately, looking dizzy, but it was actually just a flower stand.

However, Gibbs did not dare to step forward and cover the shadow of the famous tree.

Seeing Xia Qi extremely anxious, Xia Qi shouted loudly in the stands: "Jobs (Gibbs' nickname), shovel him! shovel him! You are a football boss in the technology world, why are you afraid of him?" "

Gibbs didn't hear a word Xia Qi and the fans shouted.

He was concentrating on watching the football at Ronaldo's feet. The more he focused on it, the more hairy his heart became, and big beads of sweat oozed from Gibbs' forehead.

In fact, this is all about scaring myself. With Gibbs' strength, it will definitely be difficult to defend "Phnom Penh Luo", but it is definitely more than enough to defend against "Flower Luo".

"Huahua Luo"'s breakthrough is talked about by fans and is often imitated on the wild court. In fact, it is a "seller's show". In reality, "Huahua Luo"'s breakthrough is a "buyer's show".

Just because it is a "buyer's show", "Huahua Luo" will be matched with "diving" when passing others. Without the combination of diving skills, he will become the sinner of the team.

On the court, one lap, two laps...

After adjusting his body's center of gravity twice, Ronaldo suddenly moved his foot. The football flew past Gibbs' left, but Ronaldo himself passed by Gibbs' right.

Real Madrid fans from afar cheered.

In fact, this is a very common person-ball score.

Although Gibbs was stunned by Ronaldo, the basic skills of a top defender were still there, and he forced a change of focus when Qian Jun fired.

In the flash of lightning, exert force with your right foot and lift your left foot to do a big split. It's embarrassing to destroy football.

Loud cheers erupted at the Emirates Stadium, in response to previous cheers from Real Madrid fans.

The same goes for Xia Qi. He jumped up from his seat, raised his arms and shouted: "Well done, Steve Jobs!"

However, their joy came too early.

Gibbs, who was cheating a lot, strained a muscle in his eagerness. He tried hard and shook his head dejectedly to signal to his teammate Mertesacker: He couldn't fight.

Mertesacker waved the team doctor on.

[It was only 18 minutes into the game. Gibbs was injured? 】

【Fuck! Arsenal has a habit of losing the chain, Xia Qi received a red card, and Gibbs was injured... It won't be a two-legged game, and just one ball will be lost, right? 】

[Bah, bah! Crow's mouth, it doesn't matter if you lose tonight, as long as the gap is not big, Xia Qi still has a chance to recover after his comeback. 】

[Upstairs, the score is still 0:0. How can you inflate others' momentum and destroy your own prestige? It's so unlucky to meet you two. 】

【This momentum? Is it possible to win? 】

【I bother! Bah bah! 】

After a brief examination, the team doctor made a substitution signal to Wenger.

Luke Shaw is already warming up on the sidelines.

"17-year-old Luke Shaw came on. He is the youngest player in the Arsenal team. Making his Champions League debut under such circumstances, young Luke Shaw is under great psychological pressure. Let us wish him well. Had a great performance tonight.”

The game continued, Arsenal was attacking, and Luke Shaw, the left-back who had just come on the field, was not afraid of tigers as a newborn, and he stepped in from behind as soon as he came on the field.

He caught Khedira and Alonso on the left side one after another, and kicked the football towards the goal before Varane made a tackle.

Balotelli dug too deep forward in the center, and the football rolled behind him against the grass and towards the back of the goal.

Seeing this, Walcott quickly crossed from the right to the back point, and finally caught up with the football three meters in front of the goal.

One kick, a sliding shovel!

The football receives force from the front and has sufficient power. It spins quickly, is close and has a small arc.

At first glance, it looks like a flea ball that is not easy to fight.

Real Madrid goalkeeper Diego Lopez did not dare to hold the ball for fear of letting it go, so he chose to save the ball with both hands.

But the ball spun violently in the glove. It was originally heading towards the baseline. I don't know what Newton's law was, but it spun around in the glove and flew towards the goal.

Diego Lopez was quite happy at first. He felt that he was wise and did not hug the ball. If he hugged the ball, he would have a buttery hand.

However, he was immediately distraught, and the person rushing towards the second landing point of the football turned out to be a red figure, and his four guards (defenders) escaped...

"Stop him!"

As Diego Lopez screamed, Balotelli dived to the top and pushed the football back.

Faced with Balotelli's grab, Diego Lopez made a second save, but it was too late.

The football hit the net with great force.

"Balotelli!"

"He is still the third-best player in the world. Arsenal took the lead at home." After scoring, Balotelli stood in front of Real Madrid's goal and fired a "shot" at Ronaldo in the frontcourt.

This shooting gesture combined with the pre-game war of words immediately transformed from mediocre to classic.

Photographers clicked their shutters one after another, and Arsenal fans cheered heartily.

Cristiano Ronaldo's face in the frontcourt was like a pool of stagnant water. Everyone only knew that he was very unhappy now, but they didn't know that someone's [King of Adversity] attribute was turned on after being stimulated.

The game continues,

Real Madrid, which was lagging behind, launched a flood of attacks into Arsenal's penalty area.

In the 35th minute, 272 picked a pass from the front of the penalty area. Higuain headed the ball back in the penalty area. Cristiano Ronaldo jumped high in the penalty area and escaped gravity. His knees were as high as Mertesacker's head. fry!

The white light of the football streaked through Martinez's fingers.

1: 1!

After entering the field, Ronaldo rushed to the corner flagpole, leaped high in the air and turned 180 degrees. When he landed, he slashed his hands to both sides and made a flying-like movement. At the same time, he shouted loudly with the Real Madrid fans: "Siu!".

In the stands, Xia Qi had to admit that Ronaldo's header was cool and his celebrations were even cooler, and people would rush to imitate them.

However, this is just the beginning.

Three minutes later, Ronaldo flew all the way to the right and cut inside against Cazorla at the penalty area line.

In the upper right corner of the penalty area, a rhythm difference created a narrow shooting angle, and then he fired an unreasonable left-footed shot.

The football hit the Arsenal goal like a cannonball.

Martinez never thought that Ronaldo would shoot from that position, and he had no time to make a save.

The football went straight into the net.

1: 2!

The laughter of Arsenal fans after Balotelli's goal had not yet dissipated over the Emirates Stadium when Cristiano Ronaldo scored twice.

Standing in front of the Arsenal goal, Cristiano Ronaldo fired a shot at Balotelli and even added a trick of blowing smoke from the barrel of the gun.

The simple-minded Balotelli wanted to rush forward angrily, but was hugged by De Bruyne.

"He's trying to piss you off, don't fall for it."

Wilshere also came over and advised: "Do you know why Ronaldo did this? Because he is afraid of you, so he wants you to be sent off."

Balotelli said bitterly: "I will teach him a lesson by scoring goals."

Subsequently, the two sides began to strangle in the midfield. For some reason, Mourinho did not use the better Modric, but used 272.

The rhythm control of 272 cannot withstand the impact of De Bruyne and Wilshere. Arsenal slowly gained the upper hand in the battle for midfield.

But Arsenal's forwards were not that sharp. Neither Balotelli nor Theo Walcott scored.

The score of 1:2 remained until the end of the first half.

After the halftime break, neither side made any substitutions. In the second half, the game changed sides again.

Just five minutes into the game,

It was Ronaldo again, copying the second goal.

On the right wing, he made a breakthrough and then cut inside, and finally fired a shot from the upper right corner of the penalty area.

The football went straight to the goal again.

It is worth mentioning that Martinez's finger hit the football, but the football was too powerful and it still rushed into the net.

1: 3!

Arsenal are two goals behind.

After scoring, Ronaldo made another "siu!" at the corner flagpole.

"Cristiano Ronaldo is so strong, he is invincible when it comes to breakthroughs from the wing, and he can also shoot long-distance blasts regardless of distance..."

"The terrifying goal efficiency, this is Ronaldo, the king of the Champions League."

At this time, Wenger on the sidelines showed a wry smile...

The game continues,

Arsenal, who were two goals behind, launched a counterattack amid the cheers of their home fans.

First, Balotelli and Wilshere hit the wall in the middle. Balotelli then shot a low shot from the left side of the penalty area, and the football missed the goal post.

Three minutes later, it was Balotelli again!

He pushed all the way across the middle like a tank, attracted Real Madrid's heavy soldiers at the front of the penalty area, and passed the football to the near corner of the penalty area.

Walcott was unguarded, but the single-handed goalkeeper fired a kick and the football flew into the stands.

In the 57th minute, Arsenal made a comeback. Balotelli made an inverted triangle in the penalty area. After receiving the ball, De Bruyne directly kicked the ball, but unfortunately it hit the crossbar.

Continuous attacks failed, and Arsenal's offensive began to slow down.

In the 65th minute, 272 hoisted the football into the penalty area, and Ronaldo was able to grab the first point despite being attacked by three people.

Leaping high, he headed the ball and the football flew to the far corner. Higuain burst out of the crowd and fired with a kick.

Martinez made the ultimate save and knocked the football out.

The football hit Mertesacker's thigh and bounced in front of Ronaldo.

Arsenal's luck is gone tonight.

Cristiano Ronaldo smiled and accepted the gift from heaven. He kicked the ball coldly and expressed great joy.

The score became 1:4!

Arsenal are three goals behind, which is a pretty big gap.

Mourinho celebrated excitedly on the sidelines. If he could eliminate Arsenal, he would have a nearly 70% chance of winning the Champions League.

Mourinho's championship final winning rate is the highest among all coaches, with a winning rate of 65%.

Arsenal goalkeeper Martinez clapped his hands and cheered loudly to cheer up his teammates.

"We can't concede any more goals, and we can't leave Xia Qi in a mess."

The entire Arsenal team quickly reached a consensus that falling behind by three goals was not the end, because they would have a goal-killer in the next game - Xia Qi.

The first priority now is not to concede any more goals.

After the game started, Arsenal, who were lagging behind, played like they were in the lead.

One word they focus on: "drag"!

But things went counterproductive. In the 82nd minute, Mertesacker fouled Higuain in the penalty area.

Real Madrid received a penalty kick.

Cristiano Ronaldo puts the football into the net.

1:5! Arsenal were four goals behind, and Real Madrid also scored five away goals. The advantage of advancing to the final was very large.

After scoring, Ronaldo rushed to the stands of Arsenal fans and turned his palm over to show off to his opponents.

In the stands, Xia Qi looked at him in silence. Their eyes met in the air, and the fire was shining.

The temperature of the stadium seemed to drop by 10 degrees at that moment.

1: 5!

It was the final score. At the post-match press conference, the arrogant Mourinho announced in a high-profile manner: He hoped that his opponent in the final would be Paris. The reason turned out to be.

"Real Madrid has only one Bundesliga opponent, and that is Bayern. Other Bundesliga teams are not worthy."

mad!

In a word, it offended Arsenal and Dortmund at the same time.

On the Internet, the brother who said: The two-round match ended with just one ball had his IP address revealed and a razor blade sent to him...

After the game, the skies over the Kearney training base were gloomy...

　Real Madrid 433 lineup:

　　Goalkeeper: Diego Lopez

　　Defenders: Varane, Ramos, Pepe, Coentrao

　　Midfielder: Alonso, Khedira, 272

　　Forwards: Di Maria, Higuain, Ronaldo

　　Substitutes: Casillas, Carvalho, Kaka, Modric, Casemiro, Benzema, Essien...

　　

　

(End of this chapter)