Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Chapter 115: Martinez is frivolous and commits a sin. Van Persie volleys and pokes heartache.
(PS: Warm celebration, Arsenal defeated the Hammers 6:0 and returned to the championship sequence.

Liverpool has 54 points, Manchester City and Arsenal have 52 points, but Manchester City has one game less.

My Arsenal is invincible. I haven’t shouted this slogan for many rounds. Today I can finally shout it. It’s great! ! ! )
(At this time, this scene should be composed with a poem (additional update). Tomorrow is my mother’s 70th birthday on the fourth day of the lunar month. An additional update will be added on the fifth day of the lunar month. From now on, every time Arsenal wins, I will add an update.)
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Manchester is only three hours away from London. A three-kilometer long motorcade set off from Manchester at noon on April 4.

The cars were painted red and spray-painted with the Manchester United crest.

After entering downtown London, some Manchester United fans emerged from the skylight and waved the Manchester United flag.

Every car rolled down its windows, and the loud and neat Red Devils song floated out of the car...

At this moment, they want to occupy London!
The London police immediately became nervous and quickly dispatched mounted police officers to clear the way.

How could Arsenal fans let the noise of "Glory glory Man United" ring in their ears when they arrived in the North London community?

As a result, Arsenal fans walked out of their homes and gathered at the Emirates Stadium. The Arsenal team song rang in their mouths and floated in the streets and alleys of North London:

“In the new season, nothing can stop us from moving forward, Vermaelen and Vermaelen are our captains.

Let us walk into the rhythm led by Wilshere. Xia Qi, Xia Qi, Xia Qi is the light blooming in our hearts... They make Arsenal move forward indomitably, and nothing can stop it... Arsenal, move forward! "

Old people, middle-aged people, young people, teenagers, children...

Officials, wealthy businessmen, teachers, workers, students and even homeless people...

Every Arsenal fan in the North London community, regardless of age, occupation, gender, was singing loudly.
Even if some people do not go to the Emirates Stadium due to work, when the Arsenal anthem floats into their ears, they will sing while working.

This song has long been ingrained in their blood, but the names of Wright, Bergkamp, ​​and Parlor in the original lyrics have become the names of Xia Qi and others.

This new batch of newcomers makes Arsenal fans even more proud!
They led the declining Arsenal to successfully revenge Bayern and Barcelona, ​​and now they have launched a suicidal charge against Manchester United and Real Madrid.

Yes, in the eyes of many people, playing three high-end games a week with the main lineup is undoubtedly an act of suicide.

However, isn’t it the spirit of Arsenal to move forward?

So when singing "Go Forward", many people burst into tears with deep affection...

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The Emirates Stadium with 80,000 people was packed, and because Manchester United fans also wore red jerseys, the entire stadium became a sea of ​​red.

(Manchester United players wore white away jerseys in this game.)
Arsenal fans hung up a huge puzzle in the south stand. Xia Qi and other main players surrounded captain Vermaelen in the middle, and Vermaelen held the Barclays Cup high.

Arsenal fans hope that the outcome will be decided tonight! Won the fourth Premier League title in club history.

Manchester United fans don't show up if they are kind, and they don't show up if they come with bad intentions. They were well prepared and took the time to hang out the huge Tifo!

On the banner are two old men, one is Ferguson and the other is Wenger.

Ferguson wears the number 12 Manchester United jersey, while Wenger wears the number 3 Arsenal jersey.

It's heartbreaking, this jersey number is the number of Premier League championships the two have won so far.

Arsenal fans who lost the Tifo match angrily expressed their dissatisfaction with boos.

This game is the last heavyweight game in the Premier League this season and the most important game for Arsenal in ten years.

Many football stars and celebrities came, including Henry, Bergkamp, ​​Cheryl, Emma Watson...

At 4:28 pm on April , players from both sides began to warm up.

The moment the Manchester United players walked out of the tunnel, Rooney was really shocked by the boos that came to him.

Robin van Persie, who was standing next to him, shouted with an unhappy look on his face: "You are an old Premier League veteran. How could such a low-level method scare you?"

Rooney felt aggrieved when he heard this. It was because he was in the old Premier League that he was frightened.

In the Premier League, the Emirates Stadium is not the home of the devil, but a notorious home worm.

But today is a bit unusual...

"Robin, the gunman has changed so much since you left! Do you regret it?"

"Shut up! Fatty Lu! You...you..." Van Persie threatened for a long time, but he didn't think of any good reasons to threaten others.

In Manchester United, Lunigan is a promising player and has quite a bit of fighting ability. He is really not afraid of his stick.

"Tsk! If we lose to Arsenal tonight, you will be embarrassed..."

"Little Fatty Lu, do you want to fight?"

"Yes, just stay angry like this. I will help you tonight. I don't like that kid either. We are in the same group."

Rooney nodded to Xia Qi on the other side and patted Van Persie on the back, and the two quickly formed an alliance.

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The pre-match press conference was packed with reporters, who thought that Wenger, who had been assassinated, would launch a fierce attack on Ferguson, but no.

Wenger calmly explained the reasons for his formation to everyone, and also complimented Manchester United's sharp attack.

Ferguson did the same, praising Arsenal's changes this season. The soft guy who was famous in the Premier League has now become tough.

The reporters did not get any valuable news, and the press conference ended quickly.

Back in the locker room, the two head coaches suddenly changed their faces.

"Hypocritical! Sharp offense?? You Xia Qi scored 59 goals alone, which is twice as many as my entire trident combined. Sharp? Are you praising your beloved disciple? Hypocritical!! Hypocrite!!"

"Cowards, your whole family is cowards. Iron-blooded people are not savages. Vulgar people will never understand."

Seeing the coach's sudden menopausal attack and the players shivering in fear, Xia Qi and Balotelli looked at each other and quickly moved their positions to sit behind Vermaelen.

Dead captain, immortal poor Taoist!

After Wenger scolded him, he quickly regained his composure.

"Children, it's been ten years. Since the 03-04 season, we have been without a championship for ten years. I don't want to wait any longer, and the fans outside don't want to wait any longer. Are you willing to wait?"

"I don't want to!"

"Then let's fight! Let's wear the crown tonight!"

"Ouch! Rush the duck!"

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Player tunnel
Players from both teams stood in two lines with their ball boys in hand, preparing to play.

The caddy next to Xia Qi is Van Persie. The previous quarrel between the two has made Van Persie the most unwelcome person here.

The two looked at each other and sparks were flying. This was an extremely important match. Even though the two wanted to punch each other, they were restrained for the sake of the match and did not use any curse words or trash talk, let alone get physical. .

When Xia Qi walked out of the tunnel, the Emirates Stadium rang: "Your Highness the Prince, please ascend the throne!"

A crown slowly rose up on the south stage. Xia Qi beat his chest heavily in that direction and roared like a king.

"Xia Qi! Xia Qi! Xia Qi!"

All Arsenal fans stood up and cheered!
Even Arsenal legends like Henry and Bergkamp stood up.

Van Persie is sour, Rooney is envious, Kagawa Shinji is admired...

"This is too much of an exaggeration! Cristiano Ronaldo didn't get this kind of treatment at Old Trafford."

"It's different. Cristiano Ronaldo is the icing on the cake for Manchester United, and Xia Qi appeared when Arsenal was in its decline. When Arsenal was stabbed in the back by two captains, he appeared like a ray of light..."

The admiration for the strong in the character of "Little Days" made Shinji Kagawa talk endlessly until he received a slap on each chest.

I saw Robin van Persie and Rooney's disgusted expressions of "You are a team traitor".

Shinji Kagawa suddenly realized that he was wearing the wrong jersey. …

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"Ding Dong"

"Please host select 'training' or 'competition' mode."

"Contest"

"Please host choose the court position: A forward, B..."

"TO"

"Detecting the current predicament of the host's team, matching the attributes of the host [Jun Lin Tian Xia]."

"Under Pu Tian, ​​is it the land of the king? On the shore of the land, is it the ministers of the king... Wherever the host goes, there are the ministers of the king."

"Please host choose 'autonomous mode' or 'one-click hang-up mode'"

"Warm reminder: During the hang-up period, the host will automatically complete various indicator actions by the system."

"Hang up with one click!"

"Easily hang up, automatically complete with one click, free your feet, and bring a relaxed and happy stadium experience to the host! The game experience has officially begun."

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"Beep!"

"With the referee's whistle, the game started."

"Arsenal, wearing the red and white traditional jersey, attacks from the left to the right of the screen, and Manchester United, wearing the white away jersey, attacks from the right to the left of the screen..."

As soon as the game begins,
Amid the cheers of 20,000 away fans, the Manchester United players regarded this place as Old Trafford Stadium, directly skipping the test phase, and attacked without hesitation.

In Manchester United's offensive system, Robin van Persie is of course the core.

Van Persie has become more versatile under Ferguson. He is not only an offensive scorer, but also a fulcrum in the frontcourt, able to support his teammates.

Therefore, although Rooney is still the second in charge, his relationship with the Dutch is much closer than his relationship with the Portuguese.

Cazorla tried to defend Van Persie alone, but was beaten around by Van Persie's skillful footwork.

When we mention Van Persie, we only remember his non-stop shooting, but often ignore his dribbling and passing.

In fact, apart from physical fitness, Van Persie has no other shortcomings.

Cazorla pounced on Van Persie's left, and Van Persie pulled the football to the right. Cazorla turned around and pounced again, and Van Persie conjured a football on the left like magic.

Cazorla was manipulated by Van Persie in a very narrow space, which shows Van Persie's dribbling ability.

Finally, Van Persie saw Rooney finally get a good position, so he passed the ball.

Rooney jumped high in the middle of the penalty area. Under Umtiti's interference, the football missed the crossbar.

Ferguson was chewing gum expressionlessly on the sidelines, and no one could tell his mood at this time.

"Van Persie is more dangerous tonight. He is not as reckless as he was in the last game. He knows how to cooperate with his teammates and knows that in addition to scoring goals, his responsibilities include support and organization...

Arsenal should be careful, this kind of Van Persie is the real danger of General Van. "

Although this attack did not result in a goal, it ignited the enthusiasm of Manchester United people.

Manchester United fans continued to cheer in the stands, and Manchester United players ran more actively on the court.

Next, Manchester United's bad visitors came to launch an even more fierce attack on Arsenal's goal.

In several attacks, Van Persie is undoubtedly the most dazzling pearl.

His frontcourt support and organization allowed Manchester United's forward combination to have multiple offensive methods, making Arsenal's defense difficult to defend against.

Perhaps stimulated by Xia Qi being called the king by the fans at the Emirates Stadium, Van Persie played in the best form of his career in this game.

Facing the high ball passed from the backcourt, Van Persie stretched out his foot and knocked it.

Keep passing the ball!
The football hit directly in front of Rooney's sprint, giving him an advance.

"I knew that Van Persie's non-stop shooting was very accurate, but I didn't expect that the timing, intensity and position of his non-stop crosses were so good."

Rooney pushed the ball while sprinting. As soon as the football was shot, he immediately punched the farmer three times in the air to celebrate.

He felt that the shot must have been made, but Martinez disagreed!

As the best goalkeeper in the post-Manuel Neuer era, he pushed the football beyond the bottom line with lightning speed.

Rooney's punch movement instantly froze in the air.

Fake!

Besides Xia Qi, does Arsenal have any other great players? ?

"Haha, Rooney's conspicuous bag must be embarrassing!"

"After players take a shot, they can usually predict whether the shot will be shot or not through the feel of their feet. This prediction is accurate nine times out of ten, unless the goalkeeper performs as well as he did just now."

"Martinez is Arsenal's biggest gain after Xia Qi..."

"Martinez, the goalkeeper!"

"Martinez, the goalkeeper!"

Martinez was also a standout, twerking at the goal line as the fans cheered his name.

Seeing Martinez respond to himself, the Emirates Stadium became even more cheerful...

Manchester United's start was fierce, and Wenger was not worried. He seemed to be a bystander, quietly watching Manchester United's attacks one after another.

On the court, Shinji Kagawa took a corner kick and was pushed out of the penalty area by Mertesacker. Arteta took an elbow from Wang Laoji during the fight with Ryan Giggs.

But the referee ignored it and the ball was passed to Robin van Persie by Giggs.

With his back to the goal, Van Persie received the ball, turned around, and passed Mertesacker all at once, very smoothly, and then fired a powerful shot.

It's Martinez again!

His positioning is very good, his reaction is quick and agile, side dive + Tathagata Palm, the football flies out of the baseline.

"Martinez, the goalkeeper!"

"Martinez, the goalkeeper!"

Martinez once again twisted his butt in front of the goal line. This dance was not beautiful at all. He could feel his frustration through the screen. Many Manchester United fans wanted to rush forward immediately and give him a hard slap. fist.

In fact, there is no need, because God will not be able to stand it anymore.

Arsenal also responded with a few shots afterwards. Xia Qi's world-wide kick almost knocked De Gea's fingers off, and Balotelli's push shot from the penalty area hit the net.

After a few rounds, the game time reached the 12th minute.

Manchester United planned an attack again. Shinji Kagawa was in the midfield and passed the ball overhead.

Van Persie suddenly burst out of the diagonal stab, leaned on Mertesacker, faced the falling football, and volleyed in the air.

The football made a capital "C" in the air,
This goal was too thrown. Martinez jumped up and missed the ball by a centimeter.
The football flew over his head, hit the bottom edge of the crossbar, and rushed into the net.

0: 1!

"Volley! The ball...the ball went in!"

"Van Persie scored first with his signature move."

"This goal makes me fully believe that our General Fan will not stop the ball."

In front of the TV, joyful laughter rang out. The fans knew that Director Zhang was joking!
Zhan Jun shouted on the TV: "Martinez is frivolous and committed a crime, Van Persie volleyed and hurt."

The fans laughed again. Martinez's failure when he saved two must-goal goals in a row was vivid in his mind. Look at his miserable state now...

All right! I support Arsenal, I didn’t laugh, I just couldn’t help it!
(End of this chapter)