Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Chapter 118 dragged the "chicken" to shoot, and the non-human being was really beaten.

Beep!
After a rapid whistle, the referee on duty pointed to the center circle with both hands, indicating that the goal was valid.

2: 1!

In an instant!
All the Arsenal fans in the Emirates Stadium roared like crazy.

How could that scene be so "hot and hot"?
Although Arsenal was at home in this game, Manchester United controlled the game most of the time. Manchester United players attacked Arsenal's goal again and again.

The score of 1:1 is shaky, and Manchester United may overtake it at any time.

Arsenal fans watched the game with their hearts in their throats throughout.

Just when they were on tenterhooks, someone stood up and carried Arsenal on his own.

How can such a hero not make Arsenal people excited?

And if this 2:1 score can be maintained until the end, Arsenal will bid farewell to ten years without a championship.

This made the Arsenal people even more excited.

Emma Watson and Cheryl rushed out of the VIP box and stood on the balcony chanting Xia Qi's name with the Arsenal fans.

Henry and Bergkamp were pumping their fists and shouting in the South Stand. At this moment, they did not have the baggage of idols and were just like ordinary fans...

"Xia Qi!"

"MVP!"

"Dear viewers, the Emirates Stadium is full of shouts for Xia Qi MVP. I never thought that one day we Chinese would be chased by others in the field of football. I am very excited. Our lack of success in football has nothing to do with race. Sorry, I am off topic. ”

"Xia Qi deserves to be called MVP. When Arsenal was beaten by Manchester United, Xia Qi stepped forward twice. When the team needed him, he was never absent..."

Xia Qi, who scored the goal, celebrated by hugging the head coach after the referee's whistle sounded.

He ran towards Wenger.

Balotelli, De Bruyne... and others followed closely behind.

Still three meters away from the professor, Xia Qi leaped high with both feet on the ground and pounced on Wenger in an NBA trapeze dunk style.

How could Wenger, who had gray hair on his temples, be able to catch Xia Qi's aggressive attack?

He was knocked down by Xia Qi without any resistance.
Celebrating an "accident"!

Many people snorted and laughed.

However, it's not over yet!

These young people didn't know what was important. Amidst the screams of Pat Rice and the fans, Balotelli rushed forward and pressed on Xia Qi.

De Bruyne was relatively shy. When he saw Pat Rice's objection, he was stunned for a moment and stopped.

He was stunned, but his brothers were not. Wilshere pounced on him, Luke Shaw pounced on him again, De Bruyne hesitated for a moment and then pounced on him...

The team doctor rushed over quickly, lay down on the ground, took a look, and smiled.

Xia Qi was seen doing push-ups to protect the professor under him, which meant that the brothers were all pressing on Xia Qi who was doing push-ups.

Nothing wrong with Wenger.

When the live broadcast zoomed in, the Internet exploded.

"Fuck! The strength in this waist is too strong!"

"Chinese dragon! Yaoyao Ling, I'll report it, come and capture the monster alive...!"

"With my six-year-old daughter lying on my back, I can do more than a hundred push-ups, but if it's my wife who weighs more than 100 pounds, I can do five and then fall down...are there five or six big men? Tate You’re so awesome! You’re so strong that you can’t believe it…”

"This is much easier than doing push-ups. After all, it's just standing there."

"It saves a little effort, but those are five or six big men!"

On the other side of the court, seeing Xia Qi rushing towards the coach exactly the same after scoring a goal, Van Persie knew that this was a response to him. His face looked as ugly as if his parents were dead, and he kicked the ball away from the side of the court. mineral water.

Ferguson's temperament is not as shallow as that of his disciples, and his emotions cannot be seen from his face, but he chews gum much faster and his hands are trembling slightly...

It can be seen that Sir Alex Ferguson was not in a calm mood at this time.

When he saw Wenger being knocked down by Xia Qi, Ferguson gloated and punched the air, but the next second he screamed again and signaled the team doctor to come over and take a look.

The next second was when Balotelli, an ignorant fool, jumped up and jumped on Xia Qi's back.

It can be seen that the relationship between Ferguson and Wenger is like enemies and friends...

Wenger was well protected by Xia Qi, and he made an OK gesture to the team doctor under Xia Qi's arms...

After seeing this gesture, the Emirates Stadium erupted in deafening cheers again.

You know, Wenger is 64 years old at this time, how can he stand the ravages of these big boys?

Arsenal fans, who were relieved, suddenly found that this picture was so heartwarming and had heritage significance.

The picture at this time can be understood as: You protect us as we grow up, and we will protect you when we grow up.

When the scene of Xia Qi protecting the professor in his arms gained this meaning, many old fans had tears in their eyes.

Some of them are older than Wenger. They know clearly what Wenger has paid for Arsenal along the way.
Now these young eagles have grown up and know the leader who protects them... Wenger's persistence has been rewarded. At this moment, he has mixed feelings and his eyes are moistened unconsciously.

Xia Qi propped his arms on the ground, with five or six teammates lying on his back. Under his arms was a gray-haired old man... This moment is destined to become an eternal memory for a generation...

The game continues,

Manchester United continued to play fast breaks, but Arsenal, who were leading the score, no longer had the burden of worrying about gains and losses, and the team gradually adapted to Manchester United's rhythm.

The two sides played back and forth, and Ferguson's smile gradually faded on the sidelines.

Before the end of the game, Luke Shaw had a loophole in Valencia's defense, and the latter cleverly passed a cross of excellent quality.

Van Persie broke into the penalty area and shot before Mertesacker.

The football drew a strange arc, successfully confusing Arsenal goalkeeper Martinez, who has always performed well, and flew towards the goal from the opposite direction of Martinez's save.

In an instant, Arsenal fans' hearts were filled with chills, and there were repeated exclamations in the sky above the Emirates Stadium...

Seeing that Manchester United was about to tie Arsenal in the first half, just when the football was about to cross the goal line, a big foot came over.

"Umtiti!"

"He saved Arsenal!"

Umtiti makes a overhead kick!

Take the football out of the penalty area.

Arsenal escaped, Martinez stood up and hugged Umtiti tightly, and the Emirates Stadium burst into warm applause.

"Umtiti's save is no less than a goal!"

Manchester United missed the best opportunity, and then the two sides had no good chances. One minute later, the referee blew the whistle to end the first half.

Arsenal temporarily leads Manchester United 2:1.

But in terms of various statistics, Manchester United is far ahead.

Manchester United had eight shots in the first half, while Arsenal had only six. The ball possession rate was 55% vs. 45%, and the effective interceptions were 13 vs. 8...

It can be said without mercy that in the first half, Ferguson's coaching level was slightly better than Wenger...

In the visiting team's locker room, Ferguson stood on the tactical whiteboard and began to analyze the reasons why Manchester United was in a good position but could not score.

At the same time, No. 17 Nani was used to replace Giggs, who had no oil in the tank.

"I know Arsene very well. His tactics are dogmatic. In the second half, we strengthened the control of the midfield and increased the ball possession rate to 60%. Without football, what can Xia Qi be all-around?"

"At the same time, we have to double-team Xia Qi in the frontcourt. Don't let him rush into the backcourt before double-teaming."

On the other side of the court, Wenger predicted his prediction: "That old fox Ferguson will definitely strengthen his midfield control in the second half.

We need to strengthen the competition for the midfield and play efficient cooperation. Xia, I not only want you to score goals, but also to cooperate with your teammates.

Children, since you have chosen the strategy of wanting both the league and the Champions League, then think of Manchester United as Real Madrid and use it to practice. At this time, we are still four goals behind, and our opponents are Cristiano Ronaldo, Benzema, Modric... …

It is not difficult to defeat Real Madrid, as long as you can play a 1+1 greater than 2 cooperation, instead of letting Xia Qi fight alone. Look at Xia Qi's two goals, how much did you contribute? Just like this, is there still a chance for the next game at the Bernabeu?
Mourinho is a very defensive coach.

If there is no hope of promotion, why go out? I'll give you two days off, okay?

Have you made a decision? "

It was quiet in the locker room...

Xia Qi looked at his teammates and winked at Prince Wilshere.

Wilshere stood up with a bang: "Boss, we want to try!"

"Try it? It will only work if you cooperate."

"Boss, it's all my fault. I will cooperate more with my teammates."

Xia Qi stood up.

Wenger laughed angrily: "I want them to become as brave as you, not for you to become as mediocre as them."

De Bruyne also stood up at this time: "In the second half, my position will move half a position forward. I will definitely connect Xia Qi and Mario together. Will, I leave my back to you."

"Okay, Mama Ka, Brother Tag and I..."

"Okay, let me go crazy with you. Now let's forget Real Madrid first, show your best side, and kill the fake Real Madrid first. Robin van Persie is the fake Ronaldo, Rooney is the fake Benzema... Kill them They, you go to Madrid, otherwise you just stay at home and watch the game."

"Kill the fake Real Madrid!"

"Crush them!"

...

In this way, the two head coaches each predicted the other's predictions and made tactical arrangements.

When the players came out and saw that Arsenal did not make any substitutions as expected, Ferguson smiled and the chewing gum in his mouth became more fragrant...

In the second half, Arsenal kicked off and De Bruyne kicked the football to Wilshere.

At the same time, Xia Qi and Balotelli crossed in the frontcourt. Xia Qi came to the front of the penalty area. Manchester United sent two players to defend him.

After De Bruyne clearly saw the dynamics in the frontcourt, he reached out for the ball.

Wilshere passed the football to him without saying a word, then sprinted forward and caught the football behind Nani who had just come on.

After Wilshere stopped the ball and made a slight adjustment, he distributed the football to Balotelli, who was on the right side at this time.

Then he continued to push forward, got stuck between Carrick and Phil Jones, and reached out to Balotelli for the ball. Wilshere was very close to Phil Jones and Carrick at this time. Seeing that he was trapped in a double team, Wilshere reached for the ball desperately.

Carrick and Phil Jones did not hesitate and immediately pressed towards Wilshere, but Wilshere did not raise his leg to catch the ball, but let the football pass.

The football rolls horizontally from right to left.

"Nice miss!"

"This leak happened to be in front of Xia Qi."

On the court, Xia Qi sprinted forward quickly, and the blood of Arsenal fans boiled with it. They waved their club scarves crazily and shouted hysterically: "Xia Qi!" "Xia Qi!" "Xia Qi!"

Shinji Kagawa and Valencia, who were defending Xia Qi, were caught off guard and allowed Xia Qi to escape, failing to stop Xia Qi when he started.

Shinji Kagawa's speed was much different from Xia Qi's, and he was quickly eliminated. However, Valencia followed closely behind Xia Qi.

When Xia Qi slowed down to get the ball, he seized the opportunity and stuck to Xia Qi. He pinned Xia Qi's left upper arm with one hand to prevent Xia Qi from getting away.

At the same time, he stretched out his legs to grab the football from Xia Qi's feet. Xia Qi reacted faster than him and pulled the football from the left to the right.

When Valencia's first plan failed, he tried another one. His leg tripped Xia Qi's leg in an attempt to trip Xia Qi down.

But at this moment, Xia Qi suddenly exerted his strength, kicking his feet on the ground with great force. Not only did he escape by himself, but he also carried Valencia forward with him.

In order to prevent Valencia from causing "sabotage", Valencia's hand that was supposed to be with Xia Qi became Xia Qi's with his. Xia Qi clamped Valencia's right upper arm tightly with his armpit.

In this way, Valencia almost completely hung up on Xia Qi.

that moment,
Valencia was overjoyed, he was afraid that Xia Qi would break away and leave.

And Xia Qi was afraid that if his plan failed, he would try another one, so why not just "fish" him like this and give him a little hope.

The two were friends of Zhou Yu and Huang Gai, and they hit it off immediately.

The two of them were running side by side, cheek to cheek.

The "affectionate" look made all the beauties jealous, and they wanted to shout at Valencia: "You thief, let me do it..."

Valencia tried her best and squeezed to the right, hoping to overwhelm Xia Qi. If not, Xia Qi's board would be messed up.

But Xia Qi was hardly affected. How he usually breaks through is how he breaks through now.

It was as if Valencia was just an insignificant accessory on his body.

【Fuck! This is too strong. Does Valencia have no weight? 】

[It was so fucking exciting that I dragged Valencia to mop the floor. 】

[The best in the world, Lu Fengxian is the first! 】

In the stands, Arsenal fans went straight to the sky. Many people's voices were hoarse but they were still shouting with all their strength. The entire Emirates Stadium fell into a kind of madness.

Seeing Xia Qi's bravery, Cheryl thought of Xia Qi's rough appearance. She passionately pulled out her fierce mask and waved it above her head.

Emma Watson next to her was not much better. She no longer had the image of a lady. She was like a crazy woman, shouting: "Xia, I want to give birth to a monkey for you..."

At this time, her voice was already hoarse, and at first glance it sounded as unpleasant as a crow, but even so, Emma still roared loudly...

All this stung Ferguson deeply, and he shouted at the defender: "Stop him!" "Don't let him score!"

Evans immediately rushed to Xia Qi, and Xia Qi immediately made a pass to the right during the sprint. At that place, Balotelli was running without the ball.

Evans immediately moved to the left, and Valencia, the "small pendant" hanging on Xia Qi's body, immediately used the Thousand Gold Pendant!
This is a move that Valencia has long thought of. It seems that this is the only trick in the penalty area that does not require a card.

However, Xia Qi's right foot fell from the top of the football and dunked the football to the left, dragging Valencia and missing Evans!

Valencia left a deep mark on the lawn, but what's the use?

Apart from adding to the joke, it has no substantive effect.

【Fuck! Valencia is too weak! 】

【Wa is three years old! I’m so envious of his weight, which is the same as that of a three-year-old! 】

[Valencia is too light? That's because Xia Qi is too strong, okay? A perfect Majin Buu! 】

[I agree with the devil, forget about Buu, Xia Qi is Li Xunhuan who can play football, Teacher Jiao’s version...]

On the court, Xia Qi dunked Evans with a fake move. Facing the goalkeeper, his body tilted toward Valencia.
Valencia knew that Xia Qi wanted to shoot, so she used all her strength to push down.

Ferguson on the sidelines of the court was so angry that he stamped his feet: "Use your feet!" "Fool!"

How dare Valencia commit a foul? This is a restricted area, and at this time, he has short-circuited. All he can think about is grabbing Xia Qi.

But no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't pull Xia Qi down. Even though Xia Qi's body had tilted 15 degrees, he still didn't fall down.

After Xia Qi obtained a sufficient tilt angle, he immediately swung his right foot at high speed.

"Boom!"

There was a loud noise,
Under the spotlight,

The football turned into a white light like lightning and rushed towards the Manchester United goal.

De Gea was very disappointed with Valencia's inability to stop Xia Qi's shot. Fortunately, he was well prepared.

Based on the angle of Xia Qi's body tilt and ankle twist, De Gea pounced out one second early.

In the air, De Gea couldn't help but praise himself.

If it hadn't been so early, the football would have been in the net behind him.

Now, he flew towards the upper right corner of the goal with all his strength.

2 meters,
1.5 meter

1 meters,
Everything is normal. De Gea is happy and wants to sing. He can imagine that all his teammates will worship him later.

To save Xia Qi's explosive shot at such a close distance is not an exaggeration to say that he is a superman. After all, the only person who can defeat Superman is a superman.

quickly,

0.5 meters,
The football was right in front of him, and De Gea could see the ball spinning violently with his eyes. De Gea felt that the rotation looked familiar, much like the inward spin of an elevator ball.

The elevator ball must have hidden energy in its body in order to lose its forward momentum during flight.

So the elevator ball spins like no other!
The "bad" warning in De Gea's heart became stronger and stronger. He desperately stretched his arms in the air to catch the football before it was still flying.

It was at this moment that the football fell rapidly downwards!
Fake!

Crow's mouth!
It’s really an elevator ball!
The Emirates Stadium was quiet for three seconds!
This is so dramatic!

Xia Qi "drags" Valencia all the way forward, especially that one dunk over Evans, which was so explosive!

Not only does he have the skill to deceive people, but he also has the power to drag people down.

It is the perfect fusion of strength and technology...

But De Gea was even more awesome. He predicted Xia Qi's prediction and turned the tide.

If De Gea successfully saves Xia Qi's shot, then all Xia Qi's previous wonderful performances will be De Gea's "wedding dress".

As powerful as Xia Qi is, De Gea is just as capable, and Xia Qi is just his foil.

However, the plot of the story is reversed.

It turns out that Xia Qi's shot has a hidden secret. It turned out to be an elevator ball!
The football fell rapidly in De Gea's horrified eyes and in the stunned silence of the entire audience.

It bounced off the ground and bounced into the net before De Gea hit the ground.

Beep!
The referee on duty puts his finger in the circle.

"boom!"

Emirates Stadium exploded!
This place has become a large gathering area for mentally ill patients.

No one here is normal anymore.

Even the elegant Wenger is running unconsciously along the sideline. Do you think there are any normal people here?

Hysterically shouting Xia Qi's name could no longer satisfy them. Many people took off their clothes and got naked, waving everything they could with all their strength.

Some people even tried to climb over the guardrail and rush into the stadium...

Not to mention the Emirates Stadium, even the two commentators in the Penguins live broadcast room were a bit abnormal.

"Friends in the audience, I'm really sorry, Xia Qi is not human!"

"Xia Qi drags a person to complete breakthroughs and passes, and then drags the chicken to shoot. If all this can still be said to be a 'strong man', but when he shoots, even if De Gea reaches it, he will save it in advance.
In the blink of an eye, he set a trap for De Gea and kicked an elevator ball. His mental strength, vision, skills, and strength... are enough to show that he is inhuman! "

"Oh, what I said about dragging a chicken shot, that chicken is a weak chicken's chicken. Poor Valencia!"

[It’s hard to laugh. In our country, which did not allow ghosts and gods after the founding of the People’s Republic of China, some people are actually promoting feudal superstition? But I just believed it. 】

[Drag the chicken to shoot, the weak chicken's chicken, ask for the shadow area in Valencia's heart. 】

[This is Xia Qi. Before scoring a goal, you will never know what method he will use to score a goal. His goals are always so unexpected and reasonable. 】

[Congratulations to Xia Qi for scoring a hat trick in a high-end game, but why am I not excited at all? As if this is normal. 】

[Hiss, it’s either a pervert or a non-human being. It is strongly recommended to do a genetic test. 】

On the court, after scoring a goal, Xia Qi ran along the sideline. When he was approaching the corner flagpole, he jumped high, knelt on his knees and slid away.

The moment he landed, he crossed his hands and inserted them under his armpits. Then his body tilted back slightly and his eyes squinted downwards with a bit of contempt!
The whole set of actions,

awesomeness!

This is Xia Qi's celebration for Mbappe, doing the same celebration as Director Mbappe, leaving him with nothing to do.

On the sidelines of the court, Ferguson still has a bewildered expression on his face.

It’s so fucking shocking!
Ferguson knew that Xia Qi was a pervert, so he made some special arrangements during the halftime break.

But these arrangements are a joke in the face of absolute strength.

With the help of his assistant, Ferguson took a while to come to his senses.

He looked up at the large LED screen with a wry smile.

However, it doesn’t matter if you don’t look at it, you will be shocked when you look at it.

Ferguson's heart immediately sank.

Although Xia Qi was surprised by the explosion, what made him even more disheartened was the cooperation of Arsenal's frontcourt.

Xia Qi was so beautiful that he attracted a lot of attention, but during the playback, Ferguson saw the stars hidden next to the "sun"...

Oops!

I underestimate Wenger.
Wenger, who owed "fees" for on-the-spot command, recharged and made up for his shortcomings.

How to do?
Wait online, hurry!
(Two updates combined into one, a total of 6,000 words. The account has been cleared and I owe nothing. Do you who harmed my air force owe me a big fish? Continue with 6,000 words tomorrow.)
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