Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

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"Xia Qi performed a hat trick in the Champions League final! In the 57-year history of the Champions League, Xia Qi is the fourth player to perform a hat trick in the Champions League final.

The previous three players were Real Madrid legends Di Stefano and Puskas, as well as AC Milan's Prati.

This is an honor that neither Messi nor Ronaldo has ever had. "

"Arsenal once again took a two-goal lead and were almost twenty minutes away from the title."

Zhang Lu in the Penguin live broadcast room was more excited than Wenger at the scene.

He was always worried that Arsenal would be reversed, but now he can finally feel at ease.

In the 78th minute of the game, having a two-goal advantage felt very secure.

In Arsenal's most difficult and dangerous moment, Xia Qi shouldered the responsibility of being the star player and gave all Arsenal people reassurance with a goal.

So after the goal, Wembley Stadium turned into a sea of ​​red and white. Arsenal fans cheered and sang loudly. The Arsenal team song "Hot Stuff" broke through the sky.

After Xia Qi scored, he performed a celebration for the camera.

He called Balotelli, Cazorla, De Bruyne... and ran to the corner flagpole together, expressing his ideas while running.

There was a camera and close-up sound at the corner flagpole of the stadium. Xia Qi and others sang loudly to the camera: "Theo, don't panic. Everything is fine. The sun is in the sky and we are leading. Theo, don't panic. It's all right." Under control, our team is full of fighting power..." Note ①

Walcott, who was watching the live broadcast in the locker room, suddenly burst into tears... He had decided that he would never leave this team in his life! I am willing to be a green leaf for the rest of my life...

Wenger's eyes were wet on the sidelines of the court. He laughed and cursed: "I wasn't moved by Xia Qi's goal, but I was so damn moved by his celebration that I cried..."

Pat Rice: "Me too, this is what a team should be like. With such a team, we can ask for more..."

"That's tomorrow, now let's win the Champions League first."

online:
[Xia Qi rubbed the ball twice with the outside of his instep. It was so exciting. The first time he rubbed the ball, the ball left goalkeeper Weidenfeller's defensive area. The second time he rubbed the ball, it bypassed Subotic in the near corner of the goal. It was a difficult rub. How come ejaculating at his feet is as easy as eating and drinking? 】

[The Champions League scored an unprecedented 31 goals in a single season, making it the strongest Champions League golden boot in history. Cristiano Ronaldo, the king of the Champions League, may have to give way. 】

【What is fear? I am very sure of that. 】

[Calm down, Xia Qi’s 31 goals in a single season is indeed terrifying, but after all, it is only one season, and Ronaldo is the king of multiple Champions Leagues. If Xia Qi wants to become the new king, he still needs to perform well next season. 】

[I have a hunch that there will be big events in the transfer market this summer, and many giants will regroup their front lines to fight against Xia Qi. 】

[Why don’t you just tell Huang Saren’s name? How about a wealthy family? 】

[Do you think Real Madrid will poach Xia Qi? 】

[Why are you talking about this? Look...]

[Wow, Xia Qi and others are celebrating so lovingly... I'm fans, I'm fans...]

On the court, Dortmund's morale was low. Some people put their heads in their hands and were very annoyed. Some people put their hands on their hips and looked down at the ants. Some people looked at their opponents who were celebrating with envy.

No one went to the referee to protest Arsenal's celebration of delaying time. Maybe time was a torment for them at this time.

When their momentum was at its peak, when their desire for victory was at its peak,
Xia Qi hit him head-on and poured a basin of cold water on his face.

So after the game restarted, although Arsenal was missing one player, the whole team played very patiently.

On the contrary, Dortmund is a little irritable, with less cooperation between players and more long-range shots.

At first glance, the increased number of shots seems to be an advantage on the court, but in fact not many shots are in the goal frame.

It's a shot, it's better to say it's a big kick for Arsenal.

After Klopp stood on the sidelines of the court and shouted and scolded several times, he found that it had little effect and had no choice but to make substitutions.

He replaced Lewandowski with Sibel, and Klopp was very disappointed with Lewandowski.

In Klopp's mind, Lewandowski only knows how to abuse others and has yet to prove himself in high-end games.
This mainly stems from Lewandowski’s character.

His personality is a bit similar to James in the NBA. He values ​​​​too much. When the team needs him to score key goals, he will pass the blame to his teammates if he is not sure.

There is no harm without comparison. On the contrary, Xia Qi on the opposite side is like Kobe and Jordan. He will step forward when the team needs it and never run away.

The more the comparison, the more Klopp wanted to get Xia Qi. He clicked his tongue and said to the assistant coach: "If Liverpool is not interested in signing Xia Qi, you can tell them that I can sign a betting agreement with them and buy Xia Qi." If I fail to win a championship in the end, I can accept the punishment..."

"Boss, is it worth risking yourself for that boy? What if he is just a flash in the pan..."

"That kid is worth our big gamble, and if we don't buy him, he will become a stone on our way forward. We should also learn from Bayern sometimes."

The teaching assistant listened to this sentence: "I understand, I will prepare a plan for you with the brokerage team as soon as possible..."

On the court, Lewandowski saw the linesman holding up his number, his hands spread out with helplessness on his face. However, the moment he lowered his head, the smile rising at the corner of his mouth revealed a different state of mind.

Two-Face!
Sibel is on the scene!

Schiebel has been hailed as the next Mario Gomez.

He has a strong body and is quite strong against impact. He is an excellent player that God will reward, but strangely, he has never been able to play.

However, in 2013, Schieber was still on the rise, and Dortmund fans were not too dissatisfied with Schieber replacing Lewandowski.

Seeing Klopp's substitution, Zhang Lu in the Penguin live broadcast room said with emotion: "Klopp made a desperate move, but he didn't have any better cards. This is the difference between a wealthy club and a quasi-rich club."

"With ten minutes left in the game, Dortmund was two goals behind. Arsenal had one less player on the field, so the more sensible way to play was to defend and counterattack.

It is definitely more difficult for Dortmund to break Arsenal's goal than when they played against each other just now. "

"Football is sometimes very similar to life. It seems like a good thing that Dortmund has one more player than Arsenal, but at this time it is not. Arsenal can confidently defend with all their strength... This is very similar to what the old people often say, 'a loss is a blessing'."

On the court, Arsenal is indeed defensive. As long as they hold on for the last ten minutes, Arsenal will usher in the first Champions League championship in the club's history.

At this time, no one will be a thorn in the side.

Al is even less capable, rationality is its advantage.

Facing De Bruyne who is good at passing, Xia Qi who is good at running, and Balotelli who is good at making balls,

Dortmund's attack was timid, a little timid, and a little anxious.

The proverb about changing people is like changing knives did not apply to them.

As time goes by, Dortmund players become more and more impetuous, while Arsenal players become more and more calm as they play, and Balotelli even plays tricks.

In the surrounding stands, few fans from both sides were sitting, and almost everyone stood up.

Dortmund fans were praying to God while watching the stadium nervously and anxiously.

They were two goals behind, not one goal behind, and time was passing bit by bit.

In this case, how can we not be anxious?
On the Internet, some naughty Chinese fans dubbed them: "There is not much time left for Dortmund..."

The Arsenal fans were jumping up and down singing the team song, including every player on the field.

Emma Watson in the VIP box also specially put on Xia Qi's No. 9 jersey and stood outside the balcony singing the Arsenal team anthem with the fans.

Mother Xia glanced far away in the crowd and stopped looking at Emma Watson.

"Auntie, you don't like her?"

"Ok!"

After Alice received a positive answer, the team sang even more energetically.

on the field,
Dortmund received a corner kick during the attack.

Since the situation was lagging behind, corner kicks became a life-saving straw. Two 1.9-meter central defenders went to Arsenal's penalty area to grab points, and the defense was handed over to the two full-backs and Gundogan.

Royce took a corner kick from the left side of the pitch, and Umtiti pushed the football out of the penalty area before Hummels.
Outside the penalty area, Shaheen got ahead of Balotelli and passed the football into the penalty area again, still looking for Hummels.

In the penalty area, Hummels gritted his teeth and struggled to squeeze away from Umtiti, and hit the football in the air.

The football flew towards the far corner of the goal.

But it hit the crossbar and missed the last chance.

At this time, the fourth official called stoppage time, and the referee gave six minutes of stoppage time. Arsenal fans immediately booed dissatisfiedly.

"There are only ten minutes left for Dortmund and they are still two goals behind."

Martinez took a goal kick, and the Dortmund generals knew that this was their last chance. They pressed like crazy at a high position in the front of Arsenal's penalty area.

Cazorla faced two double-teams on the left and one on the right and kicked the football to Mertesacker behind him.

The two men who double-teamed him immediately continued to press on Mertesacker.

Just as Mertesacker was about to pass it to the goalkeeper, Martinez's roar came to his ears: "Pass forward!" But at this time, the way forward was blocked by two people rushing towards him. Mertesacker was indeed A man who had once trained in the sword technique of warding off evil spirits, he was not afraid of danger and pushed sideways.

The football came to Aurier's feet, and Aurier also faced the opponent's pressure. After receiving the football, he quickly passed it to Xia Qi who was retreating like a hot potato.

The football came to Xia Qi's feet.

Wembley Stadium immediately burst into deafening cheers.

At this time, Arsenal's backcourt crisis has not been resolved, but it cannot hold back the fans' trust in Xia Qi.

That is the prestige that Xia Qi has established through actions time and time again.

"You brat, it only took one season to finish the journey that Henry took in eight years."

On the sidelines of the court, Wenger laughed and cursed with some emotion.

Pat Rice also expressed some emotion: "It was different. When Henry came, we were on the road to revival. We and Henry complemented each other, but Xia Qi met us on the way down, and it was he who dragged us back. On the road to revival…”

on the field,
When Xia Qi caught the ball, Shaheen, Sibel, and Perisic surrounded Xia Qi.

"Ding dong, the quick shooter attribute is activated."

Xia Qi quickly accelerated past Perisic, who wanted to defend him personally at the first opportunity.

Immediately afterwards, Sibel rushed in front of Xia Qi. Xia Qi suddenly braked and pretended to change direction to the right.

Unexpectedly, Sibel took advantage of the "hardness" of his body and rushed over.

I saw Xia Qi dunk the ball and turn around, using the "Hazard's Fat Butt Magic" move, arching his butt towards Sibel,
Visually:
Sibel rushed towards Xia Qi and then bounced out.

The whole place was in an uproar,
Sibel's teammates Shaheen and Perisic couldn't help being stunned.

This scene can often be seen in comedy movies, but on the court...

Shaheen and Perisic wanted to ask: Are you sent by God to be funny?

They were stunned, but not Xia Qi. Xia Qi took the opportunity to send the football out from between Shaheen's legs.

Afraid that Shaheen would suddenly wake up and commit a tactical foul, Xia Qi deliberately went around from outside the boundary.

In this way, in the midst of lightning and flint, Xia Qi used some very simple but very practical moves to break through the siege of the three people.

Arsenal fans roared wildly again.

Xia Qi, who ran into the stadium, started to speed up.
Schmelzer stepped forward to intercept Xia Qi, but Xia Qi passed him by changing his direction.

His "lover" Piszczek rushed towards Xia Qi with Gundogan and goalkeeper Weidenfeller.

Weidenfeller fell to the ground to block,

Piszczek and Gundogan both made sliding tackles.

Arsenal fans hold their breath, waiting for Xia Qi to pick a team.
However, this did not happen.

Al-Xia Qi was rational. At that moment, he passed the ball to the center.

In the middle, Balotelli rushed forward like a wild horse, received Xia Qi's pass and pushed into the empty goal.

"4:1!"

After seeing Balotelli score the goal, all the Dortmund players on the field suddenly lost their energy and collapsed on the lawn.

"The game is over. Although there are still eight minutes left, there is no suspense anymore."

Wenger thought so too, and he began to make substitutions, allowing substitute players to come on and show their faces while delaying time.

Vermaelen, Wilshere and Gibbs came on to replace Mertesacker, De Bruyne and Xia Qi respectively.

When Xia Qi came off the field, all the fans stood up and applauded, including the Dortmund fans.

Mertesacker applauded the fans and said to Xia Qi: "Thanks to you, this is the first time I have enjoyed such treatment."

"No, this is given to you by the fans. You moved them by persevering despite the injury."

"I know you're lying to me, but I believe it."

De Bruyne also echoed: "And me..."

Xia Qi did not sit on the bench. He and others stood on the edge of the court, holding each other's arms and lining up to cheer for the brothers on the court. At this time, Walcott also walked out of the locker room.

He was sent off with a red card and could not stay with Xia Qi and others. He stood at the entrance of the players' tunnel, ready to rush into the court when the whistle blew.

On the court, Dortmund was still attacking, but the Arsenal bus was defending at this time, and Dortmund was not resolute in attacking.

Time quickly came to an end and many Arsenal fans in the stands began to shed tears of joy...

In the Penguin live broadcast room, Zhang Lu and Zhan Jun stopped explaining the game.

The two chatted about their daily life

"Before the season, when I heard that Robin van Persie had defected to Manchester United, I thought Arsenal would compete for fourth place again this season..."

"I still can't understand what kind of short-circuit in Manchester City's nerves caused them to sell the young prince from their youth training?"

"This is life! Who knew that Xia Qi would be a koi carp at that time? They thought that he would be a golden boy at most..."

"Can Xia Qi win this year's Golden Boy Award?"

“I can’t say that this year’s Golden Boy Award and Golden Globe Award for Xia Qi are certain, but I definitely have the highest probability.”

"Xia Qi is very likely to be the first winner in history to win the Golden Boy Award and the Golden Globe Award at the same time. Before this, only Messi had won the Golden Boy Award and the Golden Ball Award, but not in the same year."

"Xia Qi is the kind of person who reaches his peak right after his debut..."

"Bah, bah, bah! Xia Qi's peak is far from coming."

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Beep!
A whistle!
Wembley Stadium burst into thunderous applause!

"The game is over! Arsenal defeated Dortmund 4:1. Xia Qi scored a hat trick and had an assist."

"Congratulations to Arsenal and Xia Qi for winning the UEFA Champions League in the 2012-2013 season."

"This is an amazing achievement. They defeated the three strongest clubs in the world along the way, and finally defeated Dortmund, the strongest young guard in Europe, in the final, and won the gold-rich Big Ears Cup."

"They are worthy champions!"

"This is Xia Qi, this is Arsenal's first Champions League championship. We sincerely wish them to win more championships in the future."

"Dear fans and friends, please don't go away, there will be an awards ceremony after the commercial."

At Wembley Stadium, Arsenal players and coaching staff who had been waiting on the sidelines all rushed into the stadium at the moment the whistle blew to embrace the "heroes" on the court.

Wenger resisted the "urge to rush onto the pitch" and shook hands with Klopp first.

Klopp congratulates Wenger for winning his first Champions League.

Wenger comforted: "Your command and tactics are excellent, and your team is very young and the boys are great. Maybe next time I will congratulate you."

"Thank you! I'm looking forward to playing against you again."

After seeing off Klopp, I was so crazy that Wenger also rushed into the stadium...

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Dortmund, as the runner-up, went on stage first to receive their medals. No one on their faces had a smile on their face. They all looked like they were in debt. They came on stage quickly and disappeared as quickly as possible.

After the Dortmund players received their awards, Wembley Stadium once again erupted in huge cheers.

Arsenal players, led by their captain, took the stage to receive their awards...

When Vermaelen received the trophy on behalf of the team and raised it high above his head,

Behind them, golden confetti sprayed out and flew all over the sky.

In an instant, Wenger's eyes became wet. He remembered the day when Xia Qi and his agent knocked on his office...

Many fans couldn't stand it any longer and rushed down from the stands and into the stadium.

Among them are Xia Qi’s parents, Jack, Alice and Emma Watson…

Many people in London bars were shirtless and raised their glasses:

"We Arsenal are invincible!"

In an office in Manchester, an old man turned off the TV while covering his heart:
"Arsena is such a lucky guy. Klopp is still a bit young. It seems that I have to postpone my retirement for a season. The red of the Premier League can only be the red of Manchester City." (End of this chapter)