Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

"Xia Qi was on full fire, scoring twice in the first fifteen minutes."

"The reaction of a top player was divine. Xia Qi used his knee to push the football into the empty goal."

"Xia Qi's shooting, breakthrough, body... crushed the Chinese team in all aspects. It was simply a dimensionality reduction attack."

"..."

on the field,
Geng Xiaofeng silently fished out the football from the goal. He felt that he had been hit hard.

His understanding of Xia Qi came more from TV and media reports. Before the game, he was also prepared to lose the ball. After all, he was facing the European Golden Boot.

But no matter how much preparation he made, he was still shocked. Compared with Xia Qi, the top players in the country could only be regarded as house cats.

This gap between wild tigers and domestic cats made him feel mixed emotions, and he remembered a line from Master Xing: "How high is it?" "It's as high as a three-story building!"

Geng Xiaofeng thought of this and smiled to himself: "It's more than three stories high!"

The teammates around him were not much better. They all had dull eyes, especially Wu Lei. He didn't understand why the gap between the same golden boots could be so big.

He still couldn't score the ball after stopping the ball and adjusting, but Xia Qi was able to score with his knee in a hurry? ?

……

In short, the Chinese players really wanted to ask Xia Qi if he knew this was a friendly match?

The Chinese team fans in the stands of the Bird's Nest Stadium also had mixed emotions.

Arsenal played seriously, but the Chinese team couldn't withstand the one-sided defeat. Arsenal didn't play seriously, and felt that they had paid for the insult...

Seeing that Xia Qi didn't celebrate again, they actually hoped that Xia Qi could understand their feelings... just like a boyfriend would understand without his girlfriend having to explain...

Soon, the game started again.

Arsenal didn't stop at the good news and continued to attack fiercely.

The fans in the stands showed a wry smile and looked at Wenger in the coaching bench with complicated eyes.

It's understandable that Xia Qi is a single boy and doesn't understand "girls' thoughts". Why don't you, the old man, understand?

Arsenal quickly cut off the Chinese team's football on the pitch.

After a few passes, the football was once again placed at Xia Qi's feet.

Xia Qi is definitely the focus of the Chinese team's attention.

As soon as Xia Qi gets the football, he will be surrounded by three Chinese players.
But it’s of no use!
As soon as Wang Yongbo stretched his legs, Xia Qi pulled the ball and retreated to a place out of the reach of Wang Yongbo's legs, then suddenly accelerated forward.
Between retreat and advance,
Wang Yongbo, who was focused and practical, was passed over.
Liu Jian and Qin Shen immediately took the initiative to double-team.
There was another acceleration, charging forward like a tank, and the two of them were knocked away again, one after the other.

But this time the referee called Xia Qi for an offensive foul.

Xia Qi didn't argue, smiled and walked back.

"Hey, this breakthrough..." He Wei didn't know how to explain it. In his eyes, Xia Qi's breakthrough was no problem.

The game continued, but the Chinese team's offense still couldn't get past the midfield.

These young tigers in Arsenal are all very fierce. Even De Bruyne, who is very weak defensively in the Premier League, had the upper hand in the physical confrontation with the Chinese team, let alone others.

After De Bruyne intercepted the football, he passed it to Walcott. Walcott rushed to the right. Balotelli and Xia Qi rushed toward the goal from the center and left.

"Arsenal is attacking."

Walcott quickly made a cross. Balotelli jumped high in front of the goal and rubbed the football. The football flew to the far corner of the goal.

Geng Xiaofeng quickly jumped sideways, and when the football was about to cross the goal line, he held the bottom of the football with one hand, and the football flew towards the left corner flagpole.

Xia Qi on the left quickly chased the football and stopped the football firmly within the boundary line.

After Xia Qi took care of the football, Feng Xiaoting rushed over, a full "century" late.

Seeing Xia Qi raise his right leg, Feng Xiaoting immediately flew to block it horizontally. He thought Xia Qi was about to break through.

Unexpectedly, Xia Qi's swinging right leg hit the football hard.

Pass the ball?

Feng Xiaoting turned to look behind him,
The football flew from two meters in front of the corner flagpole like a shooting star to the left rib of the penalty area.
De Bruyne was shocked, Xia Qi actually passed the ball to him, and he was moved to tears.jpg!

De Bruyne rushed forward, and the Chinese team defenders also rushed towards the left rib of the penalty area.

But when the ball approached the left rib, it drew a strange arc and rushed towards the Chinese team's goal.

"Beckham's Scimitar??!!"

Everyone was shocked and looked at the goalkeeper Geng Xiaofeng.

Geng Xiaofeng saw the football draw an amazing arc in the air and fly towards the far corner of the goal.

Reacting immediately, he leaped toward the far corner, stretched his arms, and tried to save the football.

But the angle was too tricky. Even though Geng Xiaofeng tried ten times as hard to save, he still couldn't stop the football from entering the net.

"Xia Qi! Shoot from zero angle!"

"The peach blossom shadow falls off the divine sword, and the heaven-defying arc appears again!"

"In the 27th minute of the first half, Xia Qi scored a hat trick..."

The Bird's Nest Stadium burst into warm applause. During the applause, Xia Qi closed his eyes and seemed to be listening to the cheers of the fans. In fact, he was reminiscing about the shot he just made.

Before Feng Xiaoting intercepted, Xia Qi originally wanted to hoist the football into the penalty area.

But after Feng Xiaoting blocked the connection between him and Balotelli,

In a flash of lightning, he suddenly had the urge to shoot. He almost instinctively drew the football. Then he unsheathed his scimitar and scored from zero angle.

What Xia Qi has to do at this moment is to quickly imprint the mysterious and mysterious feeling in his mind.

Xia Qi feels that if he can still react instinctively after becoming independent, then he should try to play more independently in the future.

The game continues,

The Chinese team still had no ability to fight back. In the 30th minute of the first half, Xia Qi fought for the top in the penalty area and knocked Feng Xiaoting away again.

The referee punished Xia Qi for a foul.

At this time, Wenger, reminded by Pat Rice, replaced Xia Qi with Wilshere.

The mood of Chinese fans is a bit complicated. They are happy that Xia Qi, a big killer, has come to an end, but also a little disappointed.

After all, many people paid to watch Xia Qi play, but they only played for thirty minutes... They comforted themselves that it was not just Yo Xi who was a big name...

"Xia Qi is out, but the Chinese team still cannot take it lightly. Balotelli, Theo Walcott, De Bruyne...many of this team are today's top players."

As soon as Duan Xuan finished speaking, De Bruyne assisted Balotelli to score.

Wenger took a look and saw that these stupid young people didn't understand the meaning of the substitution, so with a wave of his hand, Balotelli, Cazorla and De Bruyne were all dismissed.

(There is no substitution limit in friendly matches.)
After these three people came off the field, the pressure on the Chinese team dropped sharply, and there were several waves of offensive attacks on the field. However, Wu Lei's movement was world-class, and her shooting was Chinese-class.

Two opportunities were not seized, and one of them was an empty goal.

The head coach of the Chinese team had no choice but to quickly let Wei Shihao play amid the boos from the fans.

Changing people is like changing knives!

Wei Shihao and Wu Lei began to take turns attacking the Arsenal goal. For a moment, the sound of Chinese drums and Chinese team cheering at the Bird's Nest Stadium was deafening...

The corners of Wenger's mouth rose slightly, and he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, so that he can come again next year...

At the end of the first half, Wu Lei received an assist from Wei Shihao and finally scored.

The Chinese team ended the first half with 1:4.

In the second half, the game changed sides and Arsenal goalkeeper Martinez was also replaced. Although Wenger has been letting off steam, Arsenal still has the advantage on the court.

This is a fact that cannot be helped. Among the wealthy clubs, their substitute lineup can also compete for the Europa League, and the Chinese team is most likely to be a team in the relegation zone.
There is still a big gap between the two.

Xia Qi sat on the bench and introduced the delicacy of Yanjing roast duck to Balotelli, De Bruyne... and others.

Suddenly he heard someone calling him, and the voice was very childish. Xia Qi looked for it and found that it was a little boy of twelve or thirteen years old.

He asked Xia Qi for his jersey.

Xia Qi found one from under his seat and gave it to him. As a result, he hit a "hornet's nest" and many people in the stands clamored for one.

Xia Qi found a dozen items under the seat and sent them out one by one.

The jerseys under the seats are prepared by the logistics team for the players during the game. For example, if they are stained red or stained with blood, or the jersey is too dirty... then you need to change the jersey.

So Xia Qi only gave away one jersey with his own number.

In this way, the fans' enthusiasm remained unabated, and Xia Qi reluctantly made a "no more" gesture.

"Xia Qi is so loving that he gave away all the spare jerseys. He may need to pay for these jerseys after the game."

"Fans can actually buy their own jerseys and then ask Xia Qi to sign them..."

"..."

Beep!
"The game is over. The Chinese team lost 2:5 at home to the visiting Arsenal team. Such a score is acceptable."

After the game, Xia Qi was immediately surrounded by reporters.

"The Chinese team is a strong team, and it is a joy to be able to beat them away from home. This is a very hospitable team. I hope that next time we encounter them, they can put their best players on the field. Not on the bench."

"For example, Wei Shihao and substitute goalkeeper Wang Dalei..."

The Chinese reporters looked at each other. They wanted to tell Xia Qi that it was not the hospitality of the Chinese team that did not allow the two to start, but that some people did not pay enough to start...

After the game, Xia Qi and others rinsed off in the locker room and went directly to the old Yanjing Roast Duck Quanjude restaurant.

The impact of Chinese food on the taste buds of "foreigners" is dimensionality reduction.

Xia Qi took a family photo of eating roast duck and posted it on Twitter. Two hours later, it had over a million likes.

The next day, the whole team visited the Great Wall together... and flew to Japan in the evening.

Three days later, I returned to London to start preparing for the Community Shield.

During the preparation period, Wenger started the team's transfer work. Giroud and Podolski were sent away. Wenger, who owned De Bruyne, certainly looked down on 272.

He fell in love with Gustavo, the main midfielder of the Brazilian Selecao who was purged by Guardiola.

Gustavo is a jack-of-all-trades in the midfield and backfield, and can play as left back, center back, and defensive midfielder.

Bayern has Javi Martinez in the defensive midfielder position, and Gustavo is a marginal player in the team. Originally, Cross went to Real Madrid and he still had a chance.

But Guardiola brought Thiago and Kirchhoff, and Gustavo sought a transfer for the World Cup. He originally planned to go to Wolfsburg, but Wenger took action.

Between Wolfsburg and the Gunners, Gustavo chose the latter without hesitation...

While Wenger and Bayern were bargaining, time also slipped by, and soon it was the day of the English Community Shield match.

The Community Shield is actually equivalent to the English Super Cup.

The participating teams in this cup are last season's Premier League champions VS FA Cup champions.

If the FA Cup winner is the Premier League champion, the Premier League runner-up will participate.

The 2013/2014 Community Shield competition is between Arsenal and Wigan Athletic.

Although it is a game between the Premier League champions and the FA Cup champions, its gold content is very low.

Players and coaches have little sense of honor and little motivation for the game.

This is because there is no prize money for this game and all proceeds from the game will be donated to charity.

The biggest benefit of the Community Shield is the pre-season warm-up. There is no better opponent for both sides of the game.

August 2013, 8, 11:14 next year.

Wembley Stadium

Arsenal take on Wigan Athletic.

In this match, Xia Qi still chose the autonomous mode, and the system matched him with the attribute of [a rainbow of momentum].

After the game started, Arsenal quickly showed their strength.

They quickly took control of the game with their skillful passing and control and excellent personal skills.

The players moved flexibly and passed the ball accurately on the field, tearing holes in Wigan Athletic's defense one after another.

In the 6th minute, Luke Shaw, who was taking a make-up exam at home, came in from behind and broke through Wigan Athletic's Holt. McManaman passed in from the left.

Xia Qi shot from 13 yards in front of the goal, 1:0!

In the 18th minute, De Bruyne made a short pass from the front of the penalty area. Balotelli received the football between the two defenders and stabbed the ball.

The football did not fly straight to the goal, but drew a lone line and bounced off the goal post to score!
2: 0!

I don’t know whether Balotelli deliberately used his toes to shoot this goal or it was deflected. Anyway, this goal became the best goal of the game.

The highlight of it is that it successfully deceived goalkeeper Carson.

Carson's action of kneeling down and preparing to hold the ball with both hands looked particularly stupid in slow motion playback.

After taking a two-goal lead, Arsenal's firepower increased.

In the 31st minute, De Brau made a pass with the instep of his inside and outside feet. The football rolled forward from the right side, and when it reached the front, it suddenly turned around and rolled to the left.

On the left side, Xia Qi kept pulling the ball and shooting, and the football flew into the stands.

Wigan Athletic fans jeered loudly: "Plane crashed."

In the 35th minute, Balotelli played the ball in the Wigan Athletic penalty area, and Xia Qi jumped into the goal.

Scored twice!

Arsenal 3:0!

After scoring the goal, Xia Qi opened his arms and made a flying gesture, responding to the Wigan Athletic fans who had just laughed at him: masturbating with anti-aircraft guns.

In the 40th minute, Walcott made a deep pass from the right. Balotelli missed the ball from the front and Xia Qi nodded the ball towards the goal. The ball was too straight and hit Carson's arms. inside.

In the last few minutes of the first half, neither side scored again.

After the halftime break, the game changed sides again in the second half.

In the 54th minute, Cazorla made a long-distance through ball near the center circle. Walcott received the ball and cut inside to push into the near corner, 4:0.

When Wenger saw that he had the chance to win, he replaced Xia Qi and De Bruyne...

In the end, Arsenal defeated their opponent 5:0. Xia Qi and Balotelli both scored twice, but because Balotelli played the whole game, he won the best of the game.

In this game, Arsenal's players showed a very high level of individual skills.

De Bruyne's passing is as precise as a magician, Xia Qi's movement is as erratic as a ghost, and Balotelli's shot is as powerful as a cannonball.

Their victory made a good start for the new season and won the first championship of the new season. It also made the fans full of expectations for their performance in the new season.

(End of this chapter)