Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Chapter 144 Unreasonable S Ball

Martinez, who pounced sideways, did not aim for the lower left corner. The football stuck to the inside of the left goalpost and drilled in at an extreme angle.

Martinez had no choice but to watch the football pass through his fingertips.

Son Heung-min saw the football splashing in the net. He first turned to look at the referee. When he saw the referee put his finger in the circle to indicate that the goal was valid,
Then he ran towards the corner flagpole and waved to Eriksen, who was assisting him. Eriksen waved to his teammates...

At the corner flagpole, Tottenham players raised their arms and shouted to the Tottenham fans in the stands...

Tottenham fans also responded with cheers and shouts. In an instant, the Emirates Stadium seemed to have become White Hart Lane.

How excited the Tottenham fans were, how angry the Arsenal fans were. They booed loudly, but were countered by the even louder cheers of the Tottenham fans...

Arsenal fans were even more angry. They sang the team anthem and called out to their heroes: Xia Qi, Xia Qi, you are a scoring machine... Mario, you are as strong as an ox... Cazorla, you play the violin with your feet...

As they sang, the Arsenal players stood ready, and after the whistle blew, they headed towards the Tottenham goal.

Xia Qi broke forward from Arsenal's left wing. Dembele was caught alive by Xia Qi near the midfield line and has been chasing after him.

But he chased her further and further, and finally he had no choice but to stop and look at Xia Qi's leaving figure with depression.

Kyle Walker came over to cover up the defense. The young and energetic man rushed toward Xia Qi using a rugby collision movement, trying to knock Xia Qi out of bounds.

In the middle, Balotelli was walking, waiting for Xia Qi's breakthrough. When he saw Kyle Walker defending Xia Qi like this, he quickly turned around and went straight into the penalty area.

really,

Xia Qi never disappoints his teammates.

A secondary acceleration in his high-speed breakthrough, he rushed past Kyle Walker as fast as lightning.

Kyle Walker, unabated, crashed into a courtside billboard.

Xia Qi stepped on the accelerator all the way and reached the left rib of the penalty area. Kilikesh could only run out of the penalty area and intercept it head-on.

Xia Qi did not try to continue passing, but passed the football in an inverted triangle to the front of the penalty area.

In the middle, Balotelli rushed forward.

As soon as he received Xia Qi's pass, he was pushed to the ground by Kapoe from behind.

The referee didn't blow the whistle!
But Kapoe, who used small moves to defend, did not take advantage. Cazorla used a fierce front tackle to overthrow Capoe.

In normal games, Cazorla would not have been able to escape with a yellow card, but tonight the referee did not show a card and only gave a verbal warning.

"The referee on duty tonight was a bit loose in his penalty standards. There were several yellow cards but he didn't take them out."

"Maybe it's because of the Derby..."

In the next five or six minutes, tackles and pushes... became a contagious disease. Players from both sides were frequently hit, and it became normal for people on the court to fall on their backs...

"This is the most explosive North London derby ever."

Xia Qi is Tottenham's main defensive target and the player who is violated the most on the field...

In the south stand, Xia’s father regretted taking Xia’s mother to watch the game.

I originally thought that this was Arsenal's first home game of the season, and I would cheer my son on and get a good start.

But as a fake fan, I forgot that this game was a derby.

In fact, Xia's father knows the difference between derby and ordinary games.

There is no derby without a red card!
He just forgot!

Derby games are more intense than usual games, physical collisions will be more frequent, and the chance of injury will be greater.

Of course, the game will be better to watch, but it is a bit cruel for a mother who only cares about the health and safety of her son.

"Xia Qi, be more manly, you fucking fight back!"

Alice, who was next to Xia's mother, roared angrily, hating that iron was not made of steel.

Xia Qi on the court is AI-Xia Qi, and it is almost impossible for him to defend like a little black hand.

The reason why it is almost the same is because Xia Qi has upgraded the patch package and has some tricksters, but he can defend it openly, so why use tricks?

The AI ​​doesn't understand the human emotion of tit-for-tat.

Alice's roar resonated with many fans in the stands, and they shouted: "Tackle him! Be gentle, Xia Qi! Tackle him!"

Mother Xia was angry: "My son gets up quickly again and again. Why is he dissatisfied?"

On the court, as the game was divided into segments, it became increasingly difficult for Arsenal without its core organizer.

An expert knows the way!
Tottenham head coach Pochettino took a look and saw something!

There was an unexpected surprise in playing like this, which inadvertently disrupted Arsenal's organized offense.

With a big wave of his hand, "Children, we are tired of logging!"

AI-Xia Qi is also an expert. He began to retreat and took over the command of the team.

Wenger's 361 new tactic is actually a multi-core tactic, and Xia Qi and Arteta are occasionally commanders.

Arsenal players were not surprised when he took over the game.

On the pitch, Arteta shoveled the football from Son Heung-min out of the boundary.

Son Heung-min took the ball thrown by the ball boy and threw it to Kapoe.

As soon as Kapoe got the football, Xia Qi leaned on him.

Kapoe had dueled with Xia Qi several times on the court, but neither of them took advantage.

Without waiting for Xia Qi to come forward, he quickly distributed the ball to Eriksen who came to respond.

At this moment, a question arose: Who should Xia Qi defend?
Defending Kaboe, Eriksen broke through with the ball.
Defend Eriksen, hit the wall and return the football to Kapoe's feet.

At this time, Arsenal players returned to defense, and Xia Qi had no helpers and could only work alone.

Xia Qi chose to chase Eriksen. After all, football lies at Eriksen's feet.

Sure enough, when he turned around and pounced on Eriksson,
Danish international Eriksen saw Xia Qi rushing towards him. He moved the football a little towards Xia Qi's direction and then passed the ball over the top, hoping to humiliate Xia Qi.

However, when football is over Xia Qi's head,
Xia Qi jumped up, stretched his body in the air, pressed his left leg down, and swept his right leg across.

"Barb to the rescue!"

"Xia Qi's volley hook not only ruined Tottenham's hitting the wall, but also hooked the football to Walcott!"

"Arsenal starts to fight back!"

After the Emirates Stadium was quiet for a few tenths of a second, it immediately burst into deafening cheers.

It’s so damn exciting!

It’s so damn inspiring!

Xia Qi's counterattack was no less than a goal.

"Ding! The [Telepathy] attribute is activated."

Walcott, who was about to run back to join the defense, suddenly stopped when Xia Qi pounced on Eriksen. He had a strong hunch.
The counterattack is about to begin.

really,

Xia Qi passed the football over.

He raised his leg to stop the football in front of him, then turned around and rushed towards the Tottenham penalty area with the ball.

After landing, Xia Qi quickly climbed up from the ground and moved forward quickly.

Cazorla, Arteta... and others had already retreated to the edge of the penalty area, and they immediately stepped on the accelerator and rushed forward.

Everyone knows that being counterattacked during an attack is an excellent opportunity for the counterattacking side.

Everyone is full of fighting spirit and hard work.

Vice versa, Tottenham players all tried their best to defend...

Walcott was on the right wing, was not intercepted, and smoothly broke through to the front of the penalty area.

He took off many times and pretended to shoot or pass to Balotelli in the penalty area, which deceived Tottenham defenders into focusing on guarding him.

At this time, Xia Qi ran up in the middle. Walcott saw Xia Qi in his peripheral vision. He knocked his heel and the football rolled towards Xia Qi.

It seems that Walcott has already known that he can pass the ball with his heel.

Xia Qi suddenly accelerated like a tiger descending a mountain and rushed towards the football.

Just for a moment in front of the football,

Xia Qi's feet suddenly grabbed the ground, his body instantly tilted to the left, and then he raised his right leg high.

Hit the football hard!

"Ding dong, [Carlos the Drum] attribute is activated." "Boom!"

A loud bang echoed through every corner of the Emirates Stadium along with the close-up sound system.

"Xia Qi, shot!"

All the fans in the stands jumped up from their seats, but human beings had different joys and sorrows.

Arsenal fans are in for a surprise,

Tottenham fans were shocked.

Who would have thought that Walcott wouldn't pass the ball into the penalty area?

Who would have thought that Xia Qi's first touch would be to shoot?
The football was spinning violently, climbing rapidly, drawing a rainbow and flying towards the right goal post.

Lloris on the Tottenham goal line saw this scene and felt relieved. The ball was most likely outside the goal frame.

However, he still pounced to the left just to be on the safe side.

In the air, his eyes were always fixed on the football. When the football was at the highest point of the parabola, it suddenly swayed irregularly.

Loris's heart tightened, and his uneasiness became stronger.

I saw that the football suddenly drew an arc and flew towards the left goal post.

The left side of the ball is Lloris' right side. Lloris pounced in the wrong direction, and now he can only hope that the football hits the outside of the goal frame.

"Wow! S ball!"

"Carlos' S-ball!"

"Strength works wonders! Xia Qi scored twice to equalize the score. Both goals he scored were extremely exciting."

"Xia Qi shot violently. The football, with its extreme mechanics, drew an S-shaped arc in the air and hit the net directly. Goalkeeper Lloris shot in the wrong direction and couldn't do anything about it."

At the Emirates Stadium, although Arsenal fans have long been accustomed to Xia Qi's inhuman shooting, they were still stunned when they saw the anti-physics S-ball come back.

This is much more awesome than Carlos,
Carlos' S-goal at the French Four Nations Invitational Tournament was a free kick. Carlos had a process of accumulating energy and adjusting when he shot.

Xia Qi, on the other hand, thrust straight in from behind and fired with one kick, which was twice as difficult.

Seeing Xia Qi rushing to the south stand, spreading his arms to dominate the world...

Arsenal fans quickly send their submissions...

Afterwards, the Emirates Stadium became a sea of ​​joy.

In this game, Arsenal played too hard. De Bruyne, the starter before the game, was injured and missed the game. Wilshere, the playmaker who was called in at a critical moment, was injured again during the game.

Moreover, the referee's penalty scale is very relaxed and there is obvious deviation from the whistle...

In short, Arsenal is too difficult!
But at this moment, it was all a thing of the past.

They firmly believe that the black-haired boy in front of them will lead Arsenal forward, just like last season.

"Xia Qi's goal is so crucial. At the beginning of the second half, Arsenal played very passively. This goal is as important as timely rain..."

"In the 75th minute of the game, the two sides were tied at 2:2. It is still unknown who will win, but Arsenal's morale has been raised..."

After the game restarted, Tottenham, unwilling to be equalized, launched a wave of attacks towards Arsenal's goal.

Danish midfielder Eriksen plays a very important role in Tottenham's offense.

"Eriksen is playing pretty well. Midfielders like him will become more and more popular..."

On the court, Eriksen distributed the ball and the football flew towards Son Heung-min's forward point.

Xia Qi and Son Heung-min rushed towards the spot where the football landed. Xia Qi got a little closer and touched the football first, knocking it to Gustavo.

"Xia Qi retreated very deep and has already retreated to the midfielder position..."

Zhang Lu hasn't finished his explanation yet.
On the court, Sun Xingmin bumped into Xia Qi.

Sun Xingmin saw Xia Qi passing the ball, but he did not stop his body.

He had seen Xia Qi dodge Kyle Walker's collision before and thought that Xia Qi was afraid of confrontation...

So not only did he not brake, he also accelerated and crashed into Xia Qi.

Koreans are always so arrogant!

Boom!

There was a violent sound of flesh hitting from the sound system in the close range.

The fans at the scene couldn't help but scream in surprise.

However, the imagined car accident scene did not happen.

The only one who fell to the ground was Son Heung-min, who hit someone.
Where is Xia Qi?
No shit.

Arsenal fans were laughing and laughing in the stands.

Alice shouted: "Xia Qi, you are so manly!"

Mother Xia stood aside and rolled her eyes. Fortunately, I have watched The Legend of Heaven and the Dragon Slayer, and I know that the more beautiful a woman is, the more likely she is to lie...so I never took your words seriously.

On the court, Arsenal's offense was not interrupted because of this episode.

After the football was passed between two feet, it reached Cazorla's feet.

Cazorla dribbled the ball forward in the middle and was intercepted by Capoe. Cazorla dunked the football and looked like he was going to force a breakthrough.

Capoe quickly tilted his weight to the right, trying to intercept him. Unexpectedly, Cazorla moved the ball to the right again.

Cazorla's right is Capoe's left.

Just then, Cazorla passed by him and was about to leave.

How could Capoe be willing to do so?
My head was so hot that I had only one thought: Bastard! Stay!
He shoveled out.

Cazorla rolled twice on the ground.

This shows how powerful Capoe is!
The referee's sharp whistle sounded, and he ran to Kapoe and showed him a yellow card.

Cazorla was lying on the ground holding his ankle, showing a very painful expression...

Wenger, Arsenal players and fans had a feeling that something bad had happened, and their hearts were beating for no reason.

Arsenal's midfield organization has already injured De Bruyne, and if Wilshere injures Cazorla again...

Wenger feels that the Premier League champion and Champions League champion are saying bye-bye to him!

The Community Shield is indeed poisonous, and the winner is indeed unable to win other championships that year.

Arsenal players thought so too. They believed that it was not Cazorla that Capoe tackled, but their champion.

In this mood, Vermaelen rushed over until he was in front of Capoe, raised his hand and grabbed Capoe's neck:

"What the fuck are you doing?"

Players from both sides immediately rushed forward, some were preparing to take action, others were trying to break up the fight...

The referee first signaled for the stretcher to come on, and then blew the whistle to prevent the two sides from further intensifying the conflict...

The referee blew two whistles to help Xia Qi get out of the hang-up state. He immediately rushed into the fighting circle, helped Vermaelen block the opponent's sneak attack, and gave someone a blow in the chaos. Overall, there was no loss or profit.

Penguin Live Platform immediately suspended the live broadcast.

Zhang Lu explained: "There will always be conflicts in derbies, and there will be a signal soon..."

However, the scene was worse than he imagined.

The referee on duty is not very good at controlling the field.

He gave Vermaelen a red card. As far as this penalty is concerned, there is actually no problem. Vermaelen's neck will be punished.

But looking at the overall situation, it loses balance.

Capoe got a yellow card for his shovel and hurt someone. Can you be convinced from Arsenal's point of view? And it’s also home court.

There were boos in the stands, Arsenal fans cursed at Capoe and the referee, and some even threw things down...

This dissatisfaction reached its peak when Cazorla was diagnosed as unable to play.
Extreme fans not only scolded the players and referees, but also Tottenham fans.

Are Tottenham fans the ones who suffer?

The two sides escalated from scolding to throwing objects at each other to tearing down seats...

So riot police poured in like a tide...

(End of this chapter)