Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

The match between Arsenal and Liverpool is over.

Liverpool, with one less player, was unable to make a comeback in the final seconds and could only defeat Macheng.

The excitement of the game did not end when the game ended.

As a winger, Xia Qi actually passed two n-word balls in the game, which made the midfield passers feel uncomfortable!

The media jokingly said: Xia Qi is a midfielder delayed by the striker.

It was originally a joke, but England coach Hodgson agreed with this view.

In the England national team's lineup, Germany and Germany cannot coexist. After watching Xia Qi's game, the coach happily designed for England:
Left midfielder: Henderson

Right midfielder: Gerrard

Left center midfielder: Lampard
Right center midfielder: Xia Qi

The above four-person diamond positioning is a relatively popular style of play around 2,000 years ago.

Reporters thought it was too outdated and laughed at it, passing it off as a joke.

But then came back a different opinion from Italy, the home of football tactics.

Conte, Inzaghi Jr., Uncle Jon... believe that there are no outdated tactics, only whether they are suitable or not. They think England could give it a try.

So a reporter interviewed Wenger, the Premier League tactician.

Wenger proposed that England simply play a 361 lineup.

Midfield configuration:

Midfielder: Henderson + Gerrard

Free midfielder: Xia Qi
Central midfielder: Chamberlain, Lampard, Sterling
Wenger's idea is to add a summer chess between Germany and Germany to connect England together.

Wenger also believes that if Xia Qi is arranged to start, it is best to pair Walcott and Xia Qi on the right wing instead of Sterling, because the Xia Qi connection is already natural.

However, his latter view was interpreted as "selfish" and for the benefit of his disciples.

Even Walcott thought so. After watching the news, he was so moved that he gave himself an extra class in the strength training room.

Liverpool's generals, including Klopp, have all supported Sterling, believing that Happy Boy is better than Little Tiger in every aspect, and it is natural to start on the right wing.

After the turmoil over Xia Qi’s position in the national team subsided, the list of Golden Boy Award winners was released.

This year may be the least controversial one since the establishment of the Golden Boy Awards.

The European Golden Boy Award is an award founded in 2003 by Italy's "Torino Sport".

Every year, 20 representatives are selected by sports media units in more than 30 European countries to vote on the ratings and voting of young players under the age of 21 in the European League last season.

The one with the highest score is this year’s Golden Boy.

This award is selected by professional and authoritative media and is different from the Golden Globe Award, which is selected by the national team head coach and captain.

As a result, there are fewer favor votes and impression votes, making it more fair.

Although it will be relatively fair, there are different voices every year. The golden boy and the silver boy are often only a few points apart, but this year there is no doubt about it.

Xia Qi is far ahead of Pogba and Lukaku in scoring... and Xia Qi's performance and his importance to the team are also far ahead of the two.

Silver Boy Award winner Pogba said sadly: "It's not that I'm not strong, it's that Xia is too evil, but life is like a marathon, the winner is the one who laughs at the end."

His view is supported by France and Manchester United. They believe that if Pogba had not met Xia Qi, he would have won the Golden Boy Award steadily.

At the same time, they also believe that Pogba just lost the starting point. They gave the examples of Pato in 09 and Anderson in 08.

When "Turin Sports" announced Xia Qi as the golden boy in 2013, media from many countries except the British media and Chinese media mentioned him.

Because this is not news, it has been expected for a long time. If Xia Qi fails to win this award, it will be real news.

The British media must be enthusiastic. Xia Qi is the second British golden boy after Rooney, and from the current point of view, if Xia Qi does not fall, his height will far exceed Rooney.

The Chinese media are enthusiastic because Xia Qi is of Chinese descent. The success of Xia Qi has overturned the argument that Chinese people are not suitable for the sport of football. Then reflecting on the achievements of the national football team, Zhongzhu Shoes have been pushed to the forefront...

On the eve of the Golden Boy Award, Xia Qi accepted an exclusive interview with Turin Sports News and inevitably talked about next year's World Cup in Brazil.

Xia Qi does not believe that Brazil and Argentina, which have the highest voices calling for the championship, will win.

"I understand the Brazilians' determination to win the championship at home, but I still feel that the winning team in this World Cup will be a European team, and even the championship and runner-up finals may be a European civil war."

"So who do you think the two teams should be in the finals?"

"Germany and England, the champion is England."

"Why England."

"Because I am a koi! If you have Ballack and Van Persie, you will have a champion koi like me!"

"Haha...! That's true. Manchester City has not won a championship for more than 44 years and you won the first one in 16 years. Arsenal won the Champions League for many years. If England can win the championship, no one else will believe it..."

Xia Qi never expected that after his interview was broadcast, the Chinese Feng Shui Society would become popular in the football world.

After the TV interview was broadcast, there were six more pots of money trees at the gate of the Kearney training base, arranged with three pots on the left and right.

The receptionist has a lucky cat on her counter.

Xia Qi wanted to see if there was a gold-eating toad in Kroenke's office...

and many more,

Who invited a statue of Guan Gong in the locker room?

From now on,
Green dragon on the left, white tiger on the right, chest...? ? ?
I, Heisehui, have an arsenal in Tangkou!
Xia Qi found Pat Rice, explained Chinese culture, and invited Guan Gong out.

After the Golden Boy Award, there will be the Golden Globe Award selection. This award will not be announced until mid-January 2014.

Currently, among the nominations, the top three with the highest voices are Xia Qi, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Messi.

Golden Boy this year, Golden Ball next year!
Throughout the ages, the first person!
Think about it and feel good!
In the past few days, the smile has never disappeared from Xia Qi's face.

Life must go on,

The Champions League is back on fire!

Dortmund arrived in London two days early.

"Bayern's bitter owner Bumblebee arrived at London Airport this afternoon. 》

"New Coach and New Weather Tuchel: Battle of Revenge." 》

"The runners-up of the last Champions League will reunite at the Emirates Stadium. 》

Dortmund is definitely a new force in recent years, competing with Atletico Madrid in La Liga.

In the last Champions League, Arsenal defeated Dortmund under Klopp and won the championship.

Therefore, the second round of Group F of the Champions League group stage was also called a "battle of revenge" by the media.

Many Dortmund fans and German media traveled with the team to London.

Dortmund has suffered serious injuries this season. The meritorious head coach Klopp went to Liverpool, and the core midfielder Gotze was poached by "Dig Ren".

However, Lewandowski, Reus, Hummels... are still there, and the new coach Tuchel is Klopp's junior brother, and their coaching styles are in the same vein.

When Klopp coached Mainz in the Bundesliga, Tuchel was Mainz's youth team coach. When Klopp left in 08, Tuchel took over the first team.

Now, he is following his brother's successful trajectory and taking over Dortmund.

He has many similarities with his senior brother.

Neither of them was successful as players, but they both have coaching talent.

Dortmund attaches great importance to this revenge battle. They arrived in London two days in advance and borrowed Chelsea's training base.

A reporter asked Tuchel: Why not settle in White Hart Lane? It's closer to the competition venue.

Tuchel replied: "Tottenham does not have championship genes, but Chelsea and Mourinho are different. There is a championship atmosphere flowing here..."

Xia Qi felt that he had led the "foreigners" astray. Really, when these foreigners became superstitious, it would have nothing to do with the Chinese.

kearney training base

Wenger is making tactical arrangements.

It stands to reason that Tuchel's tactics are similar to Klopp's, which are "high pressing" with a different approach. Wenger just copied what he did against Klopp.

But Wenger didn't want to. There are two reasons for the reluctance:

First, when De Bruyne returns, Xia Qi must return to the winger position, otherwise the two positions will overlap.

Second, Wenger doesn't want people to guess his formation.

He redesigned a lineup for Xia Qi and others, and he wanted to surprise everyone.

Cobham training base

Tuchel didn't know that Wenger let himself go unconventionally.

He arranged two lineups for Dortmund, one with Xia Qi playing in the midfield and the other with De Bruyne playing in the midfield.

Standing on Klopp's shoulders, Tuchel sees further and corrects all the mistakes that led to Klopp's defeat...

Two days later,
Emirates Stadium, North London.

A large number of Dortmund fans gathered north from London's West End,

Watching the yellow army singing war hymns and marching across the Thames with great vigor... many Chelsea fans seemed to be immersed in the scene, as if they were wearing yellow jerseys in the Northern Expedition to Arsenal.

"Victory belongs to Dortmund!"

"Bumblebee will win!"

Chelsea fans exposed themselves as "London traitors" and sent their blessings to Dortmund.

Six pm,

North London woke up, and red and white appeared on the streets. When the red became more and more red, it slowly dyed the sky at the Emirates Stadium into sunset color.

This group match was the most interesting of this round, and many media reporters came.

At the pre-match press conference, Tuchel and Wenger were polite and praised each other as an excellent football coach.

In fact, both of them are very proud people.

Tuchel would hold on to Conte because he didn't look him in the eye when shaking hands with him.
Wenger, on the other hand, would rather sell the captain than complain and change jobs, and he still takes Arsenal to fourth place every year.

How can a person like this not be proud deep down?

So...the more polite you are, the harder it will be to chop later? ? ?

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At the Emirates Stadium,
Under the music of "Kick Barcelona, ​​kick Bayern Munich, our factory has collapsed..."
The huge Champions League logo was slowly opened in the center circle of the stadium.

Also at this moment,
Cheers filled the sky!
Amidst the singing, Xia Qi and others held the caddy's hand and entered the court one by one under the leadership of the referee.

"Penguin Sports!"

"Penguin Sports!"

"Penguin Sports!"

"Viewers, everyone is welcome to watch the second round of Group F of the 2013-2014 UEFA Champions League group stage for you live on the Penguin Live platform in the early morning of Wednesday. Arsenal will play Borussia Dortmund at home."

"I am your old friend Zhan Jun."

"Hello, viewers, I am Zhang Lu."

"Under the exciting opening music, players from both sides began to enter..."

"Both teams are very familiar with each other. In the last Champions League final, Arsenal defeated Borussia Dortmund led by Klopp and won the championship."

"So Dortmund calls tonight's game a revenge game."

"Director Zhang, do you think Dortmund can successfully revenge?"

At this time, on the commentary table, Zhang Lu stared blankly at the two pieces of paper in his hand, a little absorbed and turned a deaf ear to Zhan Jun's inquiry.

After Zhan Jun called twice, seeing that Zhang Lu didn't respond, he could only poke him under the table with his foot.

Zhang Lu only came to his senses at this time. He smiled bitterly and said: "In the high-end game, Wenger will definitely change the formation. This time he moved Xia Qi to the center position. I just racked my brains to think about whether Xia Qi had played in the past. Have you ever played center?

It's a pity that in my memory, it doesn't seem to exist. Let's wait and see whether Wenger's change of tactics is good or bad. "

"Wenger wants Xia Qi to play center? The referee happened to be looking at his watch. The game is about to start. Let's announce the starting lineups of both sides and see what medicine Wenger has in his gourd.

Wearing a yellow jersey, Dortmund is attacking from the left to the right of the screen. Tonight’s starting lineup is their usual 4231:

Goalkeeper: Weidenfeller

Left back: Schmelzer,

Central defender: Hummels, Subotic,

Right back: Piszczek
Midfielder: Gundogan, Kyle

The three central midfielders are: Mkhitaryan, Reus, and Bvaszczykovski

Forward: Lewandowski

Substitutes: Langerak, Kirsch, Santana, Shaheen, Bender, Schieber...

On the other side is Arsenal wearing red jerseys. They attack from the right to the left of the screen. They also play a 4231 lineup.

Goalkeeper: Martinez

Left back: Luke Shaw

Center backs: Mertesacker, Umtiti

Right back: Aurier

Defensive midfielder: Gustavo

Organizing midfielder: Cazorla
Attacking midfielder: De Bruyne

Left Midfielder: Aaron Ramsey

Right midfielder: Gnabry
Center: Xia Qi

There were two changes in Wenger's first lineup. First, Xia Qi played the center position for the first time, and second, Gnabry played on the right for the first time.

Many wingers can actually play left or right as long as they don't have an inverse foot, such as South Korea's Son Heung-min.

I have no doubt that Gnabry can play on the right wing.

But there is still a big difference between center and winger. Of course, I also admit that there are many people who can play center and winger such as Rooney and Balotelli.

Therefore, I believe that since Wenger dares to arrange this, Xia Qi is definitely capable of doing the job.

The reason why I left the company just now was because I was thinking about what else Xia Qi can't do?
Is it the goalkeeper? Maybe Xia Qi is also very good as a goalkeeper. "

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"Ding Dong"

"Please host select 'training' or 'competition' mode."

"Contest"

"Please host choose the court position: A forward, B..."

"TO"

"Host, please choose the forward type: A center, B winger, C shadow forward..."

"Detecting the current predicament of the host's team, match the attributes of the host [Majin Buu]."

"Eating alive shows the true qualities of a hero..."

"Please host choose 'autonomous mode' or 'one-click hang-up mode'"

"Warm reminder: During the hang-up period, the host will automatically complete various indicator actions by the system."

"Hang up with one click!" (End of this chapter)