Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Chapter 156 Human beings have different joys and sorrows

Dortmund is anxious and angry,

Arsenal had no intention of stopping after scoring their sixth goal.

It's impossible to obediently lead one's neck to be slaughtered.

Resistance, for sure.

Suppression is inevitable.

This is where ice and fire take place.

As soon as the whistle blew, the Dortmund players rushed out to attack like horses in a stall, but the effect was not very good.

When Royce, Gundogan and Sven Bender want to press De Bruyne, Arteta and Gustavo like they did in the first half.

There is often a "third party" between them - Xia Qi.

Klopp's "high position pressing" was "robbed" by Xia Qi. At this time, Dortmund only had a high position and no pressing.

The press was resolved by Xia Qi.

Under Xia Qi's destruction, it would be damned if Dortmund could have an advantage on the court.

The two sides fought for several rounds, but Dortmund's attack ended with no results.

In the 82nd minute, Gnabry cut in and shot, the ball missed the goal post, and Dortmund won the ball again.

After receiving the football, Aubameyang dribbled the ball forward and just passed the center circle.

Xia Qi followed.

Aubameyang immediately made a sudden stop and wanted to break through from the inside.

Xia Qi also braked suddenly, turned around and leaned in hard.

The two collided, and Aubameyang suffered a slight loss. Although his body staggered and choked, he finally managed to protect the ball.

Although the ball was not lost, there was no way to continue to break through.

Aubameyang did not pass the ball. He tried to knock Xia Qi down, but Xia Qi almost stabbed the football away.

Fortunately, he didn't lose his focus. At the critical moment, he spiked the ball and turned around, pushing Xia Qi back with his buttocks.

Xia Qi dodged sideways, and then got close to him in the flash of lightning. The two were fighting together again.

"Pass the ball! Pierre!"

Royce saw that Aubameyang was firmly locked by Xia Qi. Arsenal's defense line had already been arranged, and there was no point in attacking this side anymore.

He wants Aubameyang to pass the football.

Aubameyang can't listen!

If we keep fighting like this, we will lose the ball.

He carried Xia Qi with his body and then knocked the football horizontally.

He turned his back to Xia Qi and did not see Xia Qi suddenly withdraw his strength and turn towards Royce at the moment he passed the ball.

Xia Qi's feet arrived almost at the same time as the football.

Royce saw Xia Qi coming with a sliding shovel, so he jumped up high, firstly to dodge to protect himself from injury, and secondly to let Xia Qi shovel the football out of the sideline.

Due to Aubameyang's procrastination, Arsenal's defensive players have already taken their positions.

So Royce wants a throw-in, which is human nature and normal thinking.

However, AI Xia Qi's computing power was astonishing. He immediately twisted his ankle and hooked his toes back.

Save the ball!
Instead of being shoveled out of bounds, the football stayed on the field.

As soon as he finished scooping and retaining the ball, Xia Qi quickly got up from the ground.

With Royce and Aubameyang by his side, Dortmund must have room elsewhere.

This is your chance to fight back!
The football accurately flew towards Balotelli's head in the middle. Balotelli jumped high with his back to the goal, rubbed the football backward, and the football landed on the right side of the field.

Gnabry rushed forward and received the football.

"Arsenal starts to fight back!"

Schmelzer had to step forward to intercept.

Gnabry had many options after getting the football. In a flash of lightning, he chose teamwork and passed the football to Balotelli's front point.

It's like the two of them played a "hitting the wall" in the frontcourt.

Balotelli was rushing toward the goal quickly. Dortmund's two central defenders thought Balotelli would dribble the ball into the penalty area.
So he waited in the penalty area, but Balotelli rushed to the football and had no intention of continuing to break through.

Instead, he grabbed the ground with his left foot, braked suddenly, swung his right foot up as fast as lightning, and rubbed an arc with his outer instep.

full moon scimitar,

Around the left hand side of Dortmund center back Hummels and flying towards the goal.

"Balotelli, shoot!"

"Quartz's Arc! Although Balotelli is a stupid guy, his footwork is very delicate. He uses the instep of his outer foot to create a weird arc, similar to Beckham's full-moon scimitar."

On the Dortmund goal line, Weidenfeller quickly moved two steps and then jumped out.

He judged in a split second that Balotelli's shot was most likely close to the goal post.

When he was diving sideways, he was already imagining the celebration after saving the ball in his mind.

Never open champagne at halftime, that's an iron rule!
Weidenfeller, despite all calculations, still failed to find out about team rape.

Right back Piszczek rushed in from the side at this time and jumped high, preparing to head the ball to clear the ball.

He was rushing from the outside in. I don’t know if he misjudged the ball’s landing point or if there was something hidden in the rotation of the ball.

Piszczek's header clearance turned into a header.

Weidenfeller, who was flying in the air, felt his eyes go dark, and a figure of his own jersey blocked his eyes. At that time, Weidenfeller's tense heart immediately became lighter.

However, the next second was cruel. The football did not fly towards the baseline, but passed over his head and fell towards the other side of the goal.

The hairy bones are stunned!

Weidenfeller had a feeling that something was wrong. The football was too damn forward-like and had nothing to do with the defenders.

No way? No way!
really,

Football just spins towards the goal!
Weidenfeller could only watch as it flew into the empty net...

"you……"

Weidenfeller saw Piszczek's dumbfounded expression and swallowed back the curse that came to his mouth.

"Oh my god! The Arsenal koi is possessed. It's going to happen no matter how hard you kick it."

"Weidenfeller wanted to cry, but he could solve it himself, but his teammates insisted on making a move..."

"Arsenal's seventh goal was an own goal, and it was Polish defender Piszczek who scored for them."

"Human sorrows and joys are not the same. Balotelli is ecstatic, Piszczek is in great pain..."

Although it was an own goal, it did not affect Balotelli's celebration. The moment the whistle blew, he rushed to the south stand and did a bodybuilder's chest muscle-flexing action under the stands.

The cheers of Arsenal fans in the stands reached the sky.

Some girls yelled at Balotelli: "Take off your jersey! Mario!" "Take off your jersey and I'll date you."

Arteta, who was following Balotelli, quickly hugged Balotelli.

Fak, there are rapists in the Dortmund team, and there are also rapists in our team. Fortunately, they are in the stands.

On the sidelines of the court, Tuchel stared at Xia Qi intently. Xia Qi had no data on Arsenal's attack.

However, the origin of the counterattack was Xia Qi's interception of Royce's football... It was so damn good!
Almighty six-sided warrior!
No wonder the senior brother wanted to bring him to Anfield.

The game restarts,
Arsenal, who were leading by five goals at 7:2, did not retreat to defend and counterattack. Wenger did not let them stop and let go. Arsenal, with an average age of only 24 years old, of course went to fight against Lafite in 82.

Although Qixi and Lafite are both wild wins, Lafite is more expensive, isn't it?
It's really because Lafite is more cost-effective, not because I want to abuse food.

Arsenal's midfielder is as solid as a rock with Xia Qi participating in the defense.
Dortmund soon lost the football again,
Arsenal fight back.

De Bruyne dribbled the ball forward in the middle, and Xia Qi and Aubameyang staged a "love and kill" on the left, fighting all the way.

Xia Qi stepped on the Hot Wheels, and even though the wind was blowing on the soles of Meiyangyang's feet, he was still a little inferior. He quickly surpassed Balotelli who was originally at the front.

Aubameyang could barely keep pace with Xia Qi at first, but he was quickly pushed away by Xia Qi.

Aubameyang was unwilling to give up and gritted his teeth to catch up!
suddenly!

Xia Qi suddenly stopped!
Aubameyang was caught off guard and rushed over. Xia Qi seized the opportunity and immediately cut inside.

De Bruyne clicked the ball in front of Xia Qi with a clear understanding.

Aubameyang, who had overrun, quickly stopped and turned around. He gritted his teeth and shoveled directly towards Xia Qi's supporting leg where he was catching the ball.

"Ding dong, [Majin Buu]'s attributes are being activated..."

A sideways tackle and a yellow card ruining an attack are not a disadvantage.

In an instant,
Aubameyang slid towards Xia Qi with his left foot.

I guess he has a conscience.
The spikes are closed, but the strength is not small at all!

Aubameyang's right leg shoveled firmly onto Xia Qi's left foot.

but,

The person in pain is not Xia Qi, but himself.

Aubameyang's right leg seemed to have been shoveled into a stone pillar. The force from the reaction force made Aubameyang feel heartbreaking pain, and he couldn't help but open his mouth and let out a scream.

However, Xia Qi just stumbled and stopped the football a little further.

What kind of machine is this? ? ?
Aubameyang, who was shoveling someone, covered his right foot in pain.

Are you a joke invited by the monkey?
The Emirates Stadium was quiet for two or three seconds, then burst into loud laughter.

Amid the laughter, Xia Qi did not kick the football out of the stadium. It may be that the AI ​​has no feelings, or it may be that the AI ​​feels that Aubameyang's injury is not serious.

On the sidelines of the court, Tuchel felt even more sad. How should one defend against a forward who cannot be tackled?
Stand at attention, take a break, get beaten? ? ?

Hummels did not dare to let Xia Qi rush into the penalty area, so he rushed towards Xia Qi.

The moment he jumped forward.

Xia Qi leaned to the left and slapped his right foot hard on the football.

Long-range heavy artillery!

Barty goal!

The football streaked into the net with white light. Weidenfeller only had time to make a save.

"World wave!"

"Congratulations to Arsenal for sending out Lafite in 82 as they wished. Tonight is an unforgettable night for Arsenal fans, and for Dortmund fans, what happened tonight is best a dream..."

"Xia Qi accounted for half of Arsenal's eight goals tonight. This is Xia Qi's night. We can clearly hear the Arsenal fans in the Emirates Stadium shouting Xia Qi's name crazily."

【Awesome! I strongly appeal to the professor to keep Xia Qi on the front line. Xia Qi who scores four goals in a game is the authentic Xia Qi and the best Xia Qi. 】

[Yes, I like the earliest Xia Qi the best. At that time, Xia Qi never celebrated after scoring a goal. He was so cool and cool. 】

【Miss you +1...】

【Miss you +2...】

【Miss you +3...】

[Ask for the shadow area in Weidenfeller's heart, ask for the shadow area in Aubameyang's heart...Xia Qi kills people and kills his heart! 】

The moment he saw the football flying into the net, Xia Qi slid towards the south stand...

On the sidelines of the pitch, Wenger asked Vermaelen to warm up.

Five minutes later, Vermaelen took over the captain's armband from Xia Qi, who was substituted amidst a standing ovation from the fans.

After Vermaelen came on the field, Arsenal deployed five defenders on the field. This was a signal that the horses were released and the swords and guns were stored.

After the game restarted, Arsenal's desire to attack was not strong, and the same was true for Dortmund.

The two sides walked through time in a tacit understanding.

When the final whistle blew, the Emirates Stadium erupted in deafening cheers.

Although the Champions League group stage is not over, Arsenal fans are already dreaming about the knockout rounds.

When the whistle blew, Tuchel stood up, straightened his collar, walked towards Wenger, and shook hands:
"Congratulations!"

"Thank you!"

"Tonight, your tactics were excellent. I was caught off guard. I will find a way to deal with it before the next game."

Wenger smiled and did not refute, but what he actually meant was: "Only a fool would let Xia Qi play center! The most suitable position for Xia Qi is the free man in the frontcourt. Bacon, Xia Qi, Ball!"

On the court, the players who sent out 82 Lafite were very excited and did not go into the locker room after the whistle as usual.

Instead, he stayed on the court and interacted with the fans.

Xia Qi's football and everyone's jerseys were given to the fans at the scene.

[Arsenal players are such fans. I really want to watch the game live. I wonder if I can get a Xia Qi jersey...]

[Let’s form a group, I want to go too...]

After the game, captain Vermaelen accepted an interview with Sky TV.

"The reason why I am so happy is not only that we scored eight goals, but also that we have passed through the most difficult period. Will and Theo will return healthy one after another, and we will become even stronger..."

“Our goal this season is definitely to defend the title and at the same time strive to win the FA Cup, preferably to repeat the history of undefeated championships.

I know this is a great record, but I feel that our group of people seems to be stronger than the generation of Emperor and Ice Prince. At least we are European champions, right? "

Vermaelen's interview ignited Arsenal's enthusiasm. It was so tempting to win the championship undefeated, so it sparked a heated discussion.

Many football legends do not think that Xia Qi's group will be better than Henry and Bergkamp's group.

Gerrard: "Arsenal at that time not only had an excellent record, but also played beautifully. Their smooth attacking frenzy was unmatched by Xia Qi and others... I'm sure Xia Qi and the others couldn't surpass their predecessors!"

Beckham: "I would rather believe that Arsenal will defend both the Premier League and the Champions League this season, but I cannot accept that they can win the championship undefeated. This is really difficult, and the overall environment of the Premier League is also different from before."

Cheryl interviewed Xia Qi specifically because of this matter.

"This kind of thing is not something you say with your mouth, but you fight to win every game. Frankly speaking, I don't know if I will tie the record of my predecessors.
But I know that if you think something is not possible at the beginning, then the result will definitely not be possible. If you firmly believe that it can be done and work hard for it, then you are likely to succeed. "

"So, you think Arsenal should talk less and do more, right?"

"Of course!"

The debate about whether Arsenal can win the championship undefeated did not disappear after Xia Qi’s interview. The betting company even opened a handicap for this...

Training at the Kearney training base is becoming more and more intense...

Wenger announced in training that he would no longer try out the lineup this season, and would play two lineups in the following games. In both starting lineups, Xia Qi played as a free agent.

Uncle Rice-Pat Rice conducted targeted training for Xia Qi according to the special requirements of the free agent position...

Physical fitness, movement, organization, passing...

(End of this chapter)