Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

"Ding Ding takes the free kick."

"This position is about 25 meters away from the goal. Ding Ding can hit the goal directly."

"Louis has no choice. It would be more dangerous to let Xia Qi in. It would be the lesser of two powers to harm each other, but it is also very difficult for Chelsea in this position. Let's see how they form a wall!"

"Xia Qi and Ding Ding are discussing. Does Xia Qi want to take the penalty himself?"

"Xia Qi's free kick was only a violent shot by Carlos. It was Ding Ding who took the kick."

on the field,
Cech is directing the position of the wall, but no matter how he positions, there is something unsatisfactory.

This is because Arsenal only sent two players to participate in the wall.
Xia Qi and Balotelli, the two major killers, stood in front of the wall, one on the left and one on the right, and were at each other's horns with De Bruyne, who took the free kick.

The feeling given to Cech is that Arsenal will cooperate with both sides.
The world is safe and secure, and I will live up to the Tathagata and live up to you!
worry!
Cech's black "tank cap" turned white with worry.

He made a difficult choice between defending against De Bruyne's direct shot and defending against Arsenal's tactical coordination like a primary school boy.

Finally a human wall was lined up in the penalty area.

He didn't know why he did this. The moment he saw Cech pumping his fist, he subconsciously felt that the football would fly there.

De Bruyne took small steps, rushed to the football, raised his left foot that had been tense for a long time, and fiercely hit the football.

whistle,

At this time, Arsenal has lost the possibility of a fast break. Asking for a better free kick and then getting a yellow card is what most South American players will do... If they are more ruthless, the two of them enter the penalty area during the fight and then fall. That’s the red dot set meal...

With the help of Cazorla, Xia Qi, who was farther away, was the first to rush to the ball. The only flaw was that Xia Qi had his back to the goal.

The only flaw was that the ball was too fast. Cech did not dare to take the risk of picking the football from the air, and the sprinting Balotelli put pressure on him.

Obviously, in this tactic, Balotelli grabs the first point and Xia Qi grabs the second point.

A mother is strong!
Cazorla saw Xia Qi rushing towards the football. He was alert and immediately changed his direction and got stuck in front of Oscar, causing a car accident.

There was a loud bang, like a flat tire.

There was no one there for the time being.

Mertesacker is an Arsenal player, so how can he cooperate?
Essien was not polite and pulled directly, forcing him to change seats.

"Beep!"

But Taylor remained unmoved and insisted that the wall retreat, so that Cech behind the wall would have to adjust the wall again.

But, now, no!
Xia Qi didn't want to take a blind kick, so he stopped the ball at a medium distance and turned around.
There was nothing wrong with the set of moves, but William, who was defending him in this way, was also close to him.

Chelsea's Oscar,
Cazorla from Arsenal,
These two people were closest to the empty space.

Mertesacker and Gustavo were fooled, and refused to give in, tugging and tugging with them, hugging each other, and unknowingly moving forward during the pushing and shoving.

In the human wall, Gustavo and Mertesacker quickly crouched down, Balotelli rushed forward like a cheetah, only Xia Qi stayed where he was, just stuck in front of William who was defending him.

Cazorla is so smart on the court that he is called Mama Cazorla by Xia Qi and others in the team. This nickname is not random.

Thinking of these,

The football climbed high quickly, streaking with white light...

"Boom!"

So he acted almost subconsciously and reacted to grab the spot.

Of course, the football cannot fly in the direction of Xia Qi. Cech will not make such a low-level mistake.

In the flash of lightning, Cech chose what he considered to be the safest option. He jumped high and punched the football with both hands.

The cold sweat was pouring out as if there was no need for money.

The football was shot towards the top of the penalty area by Cech.

Fortunately, Xia Qi is influenced by Al and cannot "act" or "diving."

Cech's opponent, De Bruyne, pursed his lips and took four or five steps back at the position designated by the referee, and then quietly waited for the whistle. During this period, he did not make eye contact with Xia Qi or Balotelli. comminicate.

Stamford Bridge was booed again... This is the best reward for Cazorla.

Sure enough, the white light rushed over Mertesacker's head. Cech was relieved. He asked Essien and Mertesacker to switch positions.

After his teammates saw his defensive moves, they all broke into cold sweat on their backs. If Xia Qi fell to the ground...

The referee Taylor knew everything, and the Chelsea players’ little moves did not escape his eyes.

If it is "one-click hangup", Xia Qi's overhead kick from 20 meters is not impossible.

In an instant, dissatisfied boos erupted in the Stamford Bridge stadium, and Mourinho once again rushed to the fourth official to protest loudly.

Finally, Cech issued a prepared response. With thousands of people watching, De Bruyne also signaled to referee Taylor that he was ready.

William rushed a little fiercely and stuck closely behind Xia Qi. When Xia Qi turned around, in order to turn around at the same time, William could only use his left hand to grab Xia Qi's jersey, and his right hand around Xia Qi's waist, and together with Xia Qi Turn around.

He quickly ran over to measure the distance of the human wall and asked the human wall to take two steps back.

This abnormal behavior made Cech feel so excited that he moved Ivanovic and Azpilicueta to both sides of the wall, leaving the middle for Lampard, Luis and Essien.

However, it was Oscar who bumped into him, not him. This is a reasonable use of the rules. Chelsea fans cursed him with the most unpleasant words but could do nothing to him.

With such an adjustment, Cech felt that he was exposed to De Bruyne's shooting range again, and he asked Essien and Mertesacker to change positions.

When Cech punched the football outwards, Xia Qi rushed into the space like a rabbit.

This made the Chelsea players feel good: This person is very tough! He is a tough Chelsea guy and can be a teammate. I suggest Abramovich buy him.

Under William's pull, Xia Qi moved half a step forward with difficulty.
Don't underestimate this step.

This is a big step for a shooter,

With this half step, Xia Qi can ignore William's "thousand gold pendant" and stabilize his body's center of gravity.

This is so important for shooters!

First, he flicked the football with his right foot so that it was within a striking distance of his right foot. Then he quickly raised his right leg and shot the football out before Azpilicueta could make up the defense.

Xia Qi didn't think about angles, arcs, strength, etc. He only did two things: one was to work hard, and the other was to hit the goal.

William didn't expect that he was hanging on Xia Qi, and Xia Qi could still shoot. In desperation, the hand that hugged Xia Qi's waist did a "Mongolian wrestling!"

Xia Qi fell to the ground and took William down with him at the same time. However, William's foul came too late and did not affect the football hitting the goal like a cannonball.

At this critical moment,
Amid the exclamations of the audience,

Azpilicueta bravely rushed forward and blocked the hole of the gun with his body.

There was a loud noise,
The football hit Azpilicueta, and the huge impact caused him to fall backward instantly.

The football rebounded and hit the back of William's head as he fell down.

Bounce, bounce again, the football bounces into the penalty area. In an instant, the penalty area was in chaos, with everyone rushing towards the football.
In the midst of lightning and flint, the forward has the most sensitive sense of smell! !
Balotelli burst through the crowd and shot an overhead kick at the flying football.

However, Cech was like a god coming down from the earth, making two consecutive pounces in the lightning flash, flying up and pulling the football out with one hand.

This time, due to the rush, I just wanted to catch the football and there was no placement requirement.

The football flew in the direction of Xia Qi,
At this time, three people were lying in the middle of the penalty area. Azpilicueta was shot in the chest, William was brought down, and Xia Qi was knocked down.

When Xia Qi saw the football flying toward him, he had no time to think, put his hands on the ground, kicked off his feet, and ran out like a frog.

leapfrog!

Frog leap!

Van Persie's diving shot to the top is jumping in the air with graceful posture.
Xia Qi's leapfrog to the top is jumping on the ground, which is very ugly.

After jumping up, Xia Qi first raised his head to judge the landing point of the football, then quickly lowered his head and hit the football like a torpedo.

Because the ball is in the middle and lower part of the ball, the ball does not rush straight towards the goal, but is the same as Van Persie's diving towards the top.
There is a small throwing line falling towards the goal.

On the way, Chelsea players tried to jump up and sabotage but failed.
Cech was lying on the ground at this time,

Not to mention that he was lying on the ground, it was difficult to catch such a high throw even on the goal line.

The football flew into the empty net without any suspense.

Stamford Bridge was silenced! ! !

Everyone was shocked by this dramatic scene with twists and turns! ! !

Xia Qi's leapfrog and torpedo-style sprint to the top was shocking. What was even more shocking was his fighting spirit of not giving up. Maybe this is the charm of football...

"Beep!"

Whistle!

Stamford Bridge Stadium is resurrected with full blood! ! !

"The ball is in!"

"The ball is in!"

"Xia Qi scored an extremely exciting goal. Although Cech saved Arsenal's shots one after another like a divine assistant, he still fell short in the end."

"The only thing that can beat the magical save is the fairy ball!"

"William's tugging and tugging not only failed to prevent Xia Qi from scoring a goal, but also set himself up as Xia Qi's background wall. This goal is destined to be mentioned and played repeatedly in the next week."

"It's really, really, wonderful. It's the most wonderful thing I've ever seen in my life, bar none. The tenacity of Chelsea's defense and Arsenal's fight to the end. This is a goal that was worked out and it makes a good statement. The meaning of fighting..."

On the sidelines of the court, Mourinho yelled at the team doctor Eva in a very ungraceful manner: "Look at the good things you have done. How stupid do you have to be to do such a stupid thing?"

In Mourinho's eyes, if Terry had not ended the game, everything would have been different. At least Balotelli's overhead kick would have been extremely difficult to happen...

Eva, who has a hot body and a hot personality, is determined not to take the blame. She counterattacked: "If there are loopholes in your defensive tactics, what does it have to do with me? Even if it is my fault, you must respect women and the responsibilities of a coach." It’s a mistake in itself, so why not call the forwards back to defend?”

Seeing that Eva not only refused to admit her mistake, but also retorted, Mourinho became even more furious: "You son of a bitch, you teach me how to do things?"

"Keep your mouth clean..."

On the Chelsea bench, the players and coaches quickly separated the two.

On the other side of the court,
When Xia Qi jumped to the top, the place was boiling!

Wenger and his assistants rushed out of the coaching bench to celebrate with the players.
But I never expected that my next door neighbor would be even busier than my own.

Wenger is as happy as a fat man drinking happy water...

After a soap opera, Mourinho quickly adjusted his mentality.

It was just two goals behind, but Mourinho still had full confidence in himself and his players.

He drove Eva back to the locker room and told Terry to get on the court.

After the game restarts,

Chelsea changed their defense and counterattacked, putting huge pressure on Arsenal's goal.

They once beat Arsenal to the point where they were unable to fight back. Arsenal passively cowered thirty meters in front of the goal.

So Xia Qi had to retreat to the backcourt to participate in defense.

After the unremitting efforts of the Arsenal team, when the referee Taylor blew the whistle at the end of the first half.

The score on the field remained unchanged.

On the LED screen scoreboard at Stamford Bridge, it is still Chelsea 0:2 Arsenal!
Amidst the boos, Xia Qi and others walked into the players tunnel, laughing and joking.

During the halftime break, Mourinho's face was ashen and his roar could be heard in the tunnel.

"In the first half of the game, we defended very well, but the Chinese boy was able to score. Many of you are still complaining about the opponent's luck!"

No one spoke, but many people's expressions told Mourinho: Yes, that's it!

"Once was luck, twice?"

"Didn't you notice? The opponent has more desire to win than you. They work harder and more desperately than you. Think of the kid who used his body to block the ball, think of Xia Qi, think of De Bruyne..."

After giving the players a blow, Mourinho gave another piece of candy.

He said to Torres: "Fernando, are you old?"

Torres's face turned red instantly. Torres, who left Liverpool, has been working hard to return to the top.

He looked at Mourinho silently and stubbornly with anger in his eyes.

"Teach that kid a lesson, you can. Tell him what a real Premier League golden boot is."

"You're not old yet, don't let Xia Qi's back wave slap you on the beach..."

"Eden, the same goes for you. You are the person closest to Mero. Why would you let a child show off in front of you?"

Hazard nodded without patting his chest. He wanted a burger more than scoring a goal.

"In the second half, you two will get more support from the midfield and backcourt..."

In the Arsenal dressing room, Wenger praised all the players. Although both goals were scored by Xia Qi, they were inseparable from the efforts of the whole team...

While Xia Qi was being massaged by a masseur, he was replaying the first half of the game in his mind. This was a habit he developed after watching the game for free in the one-button hang-up state.

After reviewing the game, I found that there is still a big gap between myself and Al. Many of my characteristics have not been brought out, such as my speed, body... I have not shown them at all.

Do you want some surprises in the second half? ?
The fifteen minutes of intermission passed quickly (end of chapter)