Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Chapter 17 Don’t grab monsters in team battles, host stupid monsters

After returning to the Kearney training base, Xia Qi was called to the office by Wenger.

No one but the two of them knew what the two talked about for nearly an hour.

But the professor's mood was very good in the next few days.

He has been seen more often at the Kearney training base.

And Xia Qi is still the same Xia Qi, always the Fairy Qingxia on the court and the Fairy Zixia off the court.

Teammates also gradually accepted that geniuses all have their own quirks.

Xia Qi's character is that he works seriously and is meticulous.

Teammates often ask him: Do you have German genes in your ancestors?

on Tuesday,

Xia Qi's parents are here.

Xia Qi took them to visit the Kearney training base.

Wenger accepted the "Fuding White Tea" given by Xia Qi's parents and returned the gift with a bottle of 82 AOC wine from Chateau Lucalus in Bordeaux.

Wenger said this wine is much more expensive than Lafite.

Xia Qi's parents didn't understand either. They only knew it was expensive and were reluctant to drink it, so they kept it to give away.

Several people chatted happily. Arsenal's coach, whether it is Wenger, Pat Rice or others, does not have that condescending attitude.

Like entertaining visiting family.

During the conversation, Wenger invited Xia Qi’s parents to watch the Arsenal game live on the weekend.

After they learned that Xia Qi would definitely play, they happily agreed.

After I agreed, I had more time, so I wanted to use the base canteen to cook a Chinese meal to thank everyone at the base for their warm hospitality.

Wenger allowed it.

Chinese pasta has since entered Kearney’s diet, which is the pride of Xia Qi’s parents and the pride of Chinese cuisine.

What impressed the nutritionist at Kearney's training base were Chinese scallion and meat-filled xiaolongbao and Lanzhou ramen, and he included both foods on the players' breakfast and dinner lists.

After its launch, it was welcomed by training teams at all levels of the base.

In fact, Xia Qi's parents didn't know what the players should eat during those days, so they cooked a lot of delicious food in three days.

I made steamed buns, soup dumplings, dumplings, shaved noodles and ramen, and cooked a few dishes of Chinese dishes, such as: Pingyao beef, Shanxi sweet and sour fish, white-cut chicken, Dingxiang steamed pork...

I don’t know what the nutritionist’s standards are. I didn’t like dumplings and plain-cut chicken. I was interested in Xiao Long Bao and Lanzhou Ramen. Xia Qi felt that plain-cut chicken and dumplings should also meet the nutritional standards of players and should be included in the recipes. inside.

White-cut chicken is a food formulated for Xia Qi by the system. Back then, his parents, who were from Shanxi, wasted a lot of ingredients in order to make this dish for their son.

It's a pity that the teammates are not happy.

The most regrettable thing for Xia Qi is that the soul of ramen - sesame chili oil - did not enter the cafeteria. Every time Xia Qi sees his teammates pouring tomato sauce into ramen, Xia Qi, a salty man, always feels creepy.

Thank you to my parents for not making tofu nao due to time constraints, otherwise I would not imagine what it would be like to be surrounded by a group of sweethearts.

On Friday, Xia Qi received a double blessing.

First, he was well prepared to enter the weekend squad. This is what Wenger promised Xia Qi's parents.

Second, the song "Under the Sea" finally became popular and occupied the fifth place on the European pop music chart.

Xia Qi also became famous outside football circles.

As a result, he received invitations to perform and sing, but he threw them all into the trash can.

"Son, you have to love what you do, don't do it half-heartedly..."

"Don't worry! I just love football..."

"Under the Sea" became popular, Alice became popular, and the Jack family became more friendly to Xia Qi.

When two families meet, it feels a bit like recognizing relatives.

This style of music is wrong!

Xia Qi pulled away and saw Alice and Xia's mother, who didn't know what to say, and smiled like a flower.

Only then did I let go of my anxious heart.

A mother-in-law would not be so harmonious with her daughter-in-law, and Alice was indeed not a good match.

周日
  Emirates Stadium.

Arsenal plays Southampton at home.

Wenger gave Xia Qi's parents a VIP box. The so-called watching the scene together means that you are in the box and I am in the coaching bench. But don’t doubt Wenger’s sincerity. He started Xia Qi tonight.

This is also Xia Qi’s first Premier League start.

The newly promoted Southampton made a very hard-working double jump and entered the Premier League happily.

As a result, as soon as they entered the Premier League, they were as deep as the sea. They choked on three mouthfuls of sea water in succession. So far, they have not scored a point. When they play Arsenal tonight, no one is optimistic about them...

"Arsenal's starting lineup has changed a bit in this game. The main goalkeeper Szczesny returns to the starting lineup, and the defender Djurou replaces Gibbs.

Arteta and Cazorla play as a double midfielder, Chamberlain is the left midfielder, and Theo Walcott is the right midfielder. The left winger is Podolski and the right winger is Xia Qi.

Giroud did not appear on the 18-man roster, so he should be resting!

Arsenal’s injured list includes Wilshere, Rosicky, Aaron Ramsey…

Arshavin, Gibbs, Koscielny... on the bench. "

The live broadcast of this game in China was still provided by Zhang Lu and Zhan Jun. Zhang Lu quickly finished announcing the starting lineups of both sides.

"Ding dong!"

"Please host to choose..."

"... "

"It is detected that the host's team has the advantage of dimensionality reduction strike, matching the host's [Team Battle Radar] attributes."

"Don't grab monsters in team battles. Host stupid monsters. After the team battle radar is turned on, the host will be the first to grab the second landing point."

Xia Qi is not highly educated, but he seems to be able to understand the literal meaning.

This radar is not the radar in the heads of De Bruyne and Xavi.

Instead, grab some radar points, and grab the second point.

Does this mean my teammates will spit out cake tonight?
  Xia Qi knew that whether it was forward Podolski or midfielders Walcott and Chamberlain, they all dreamed of scoring goals.

But this attribute seemed to tell him that his teammates would not have a good appetite tonight.

Is this too cruel?

Xia Qi glanced at the three partners with a guilty conscience: Don't blame me for grabbing monsters, everything is the system (fate).

"Hang up with one click!"

After Xia Qi chose to hang up with one click, many female fans in the stands cheered. They shouted loudly: "Hubby, come on!"

All the teammates were sour to death.

Even the Southampton players have envy and hatred in their eyes!
  Xia Qi wanted to tell them that these female Arsenal fans were very superficial! He didn't even take a fancy to his interesting soul, let alone their disastrous skin.

The game started, Vermaelen picked the ball, and Arsenal kicked off first.

Southampton is a weak team and Arsenal attacks aggressively.

Chamberlain was very active as soon as he came up. He dribbled the ball from the left and passed the ball to Podolski after being intercepted by two people.
  The latter's chest stopped. He wanted to break through by himself, but he didn't know that his reputation had become Southampton's key defensive target.

With no choice, Podolski could only pass the football to his rival Xia Qi with tears in his eyes.

The two are both partners and competitors.

This pass was more or less reluctant.

The amount of advance is given too much, and the crosshair is also crooked, making it more like a pass to the opponent.

The ball landed three meters away from Southampton left back Hoyveld and at least six meters away from Xia Qi.

No matter how you look at it, Southampton has the ball.

If it were someone else on the field, forget it and wait for Hoyveld to get the ball.

But Xia Qi is an AI, how can it understand human emotions?

He chased the football like lightning. Hoyveld was startled, and so was Podolski.

This is to be eaten raw!
  Why does this child have so much "athlete's foot"?

The nymphomaniac girls in the stands cheered for Xia Qi's victory before the outcome was decided.

　Goalkeeper: 1 Davis

　　Defenders: 5 Hoyveld, 6 Zusefundi, 13 Fox, 2 Clini

　　Midfielder: 8 Davies, 16 Prowse, 4 Schneiderlin, 20 Lallana

　　Forwards: 42 Pengchiyon, 7 Lambert

　　
  　
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