Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

PS: Brothers, Arsenal is in trouble!

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Xia Qi and Terry were locked in an inseparable fight on the court. They were fighting to the death. They wished they could make each other kneel down and beg for mercy on the spot!
However, after the game, the two of them developed a sympathy for each other. Not only did they exchange jerseys with each other, they also made an appointment to go to a bar to get together...

After the game, in a London nightclub, players from Arsenal and Chelsea

The tit-for-tat confrontation on the court has now turned into a happy drinking session at the wine table.

Everyone sat in a group and raised their glasses frequently, as if the face lost on the court could be recovered in this glass of wine.

After drinking, the topics became more interesting. From their outstanding performances on the field, to their exclusive training tips, to strange things in life, all kinds of bragging and teasing were endless.

Terry's face was as red as a monkey's butt, his eyes were narrowed into slits, his voice was raised an octave, and his hands kept gesticulating his heroic appearance on the court.

Balotelli, on the other hand, smiled like a flower, shook his head like a rattle, and occasionally belched wine. He was not idle, and continued to brag about his football skills.

The others were not vegetarians. They all blushed like Guan Gong, laughed heartily, and rushed to talk about their highlight moments in the game.

For a moment, the bar was bustling with laughter and shouts.

At the end of the drinking session were girls... As the girls appeared, there were fewer and fewer drinking brothers, and soon only Xia Qi was left alone at the drinking table...

This kind of life has also caused many players to quickly degenerate in this feasting and feasting...

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The excitement of the London Derby was fleeting, but the popularity of Xia Qi has not diminished at all.

The reason is that "France Football" announced on its official website the list of 2013 people who were shortlisted for the Ballon d'Or in .

At the club level, Bayern is the biggest winner, with a total of six finalists, followed by Barcelona with four, La Liga with six finalists, and the Premier League with six finalists, indirectly confirming its name as the world's number one league.

Serie A is in complete decline. Only Pirlo of Juventus is on the list, which is not even as good as Ligue 1.

As for the national team, Germany is undoubtedly the biggest winner, with five players on the list. As a result, betting companies have raised the odds of the German team winning the World Cup in Brazil.

What really makes Xia Qi shine is that the Mirror reported that Xia Qi will beat Messi and Ronaldo in the final list of candidates a month later.

From the Mirror:

After Messi achieved a record four consecutive championships, this year's "FIFA Ballon d'Or" finally has something new to watch.

Messi and Ronaldo are no longer the favorites, and the "World Footballer" is finally expected to welcome new faces.

"Mr. Key" Xia Qi, who won last season's Champions League and Premier League championships, has the upper hand, and his performance this season has been outstanding.

Due to injuries, Messi began to fall into a slump in the second half of last season, and his chances of re-election were greatly reduced.

Although Cristiano Ronaldo is in excellent form this year and his personal statistics are also wonderful, the record of both the club and the national team is hard to praise.

Neymar, who helped Brazil win the Confederations Cup this year, is another "dark horse."

It should be noted that the "FIFA Ballon d'Or" is an award from FIFA, and the Confederations Cup is FIFA's largest tournament this year. Neymar is awarded the title of "Inner God", which naturally becomes his biggest bargaining chip.

And he successfully joined Barcelona this summer and proved himself once again by scoring a pass and shooting in the just-concluded Spanish El Clasico, helping Barcelona defeat Real Madrid.

However, Messi and Ronaldo are regular recipients of the Ballon d'Or. Xia Qi was in hot form last season and this season. If he was like this, he would be upset by the dark horse Neymar.
The credibility of the Golden Globe Awards will surely plummet.
Therefore, to sum up, the final shortlist should be Xia Qi, Ronaldo, and Messi. Among them, Xia Qi’s probability of winning is at least 45%...

If Xia Qi finally wins the Ballon d'Or, he will be the second Premier League player to win the award after Manchester United's Ronaldo. However, Xia Qi's account comes with a premium, and the British media are the best at making stars.
These days, Xia Qi’s popularity remains high!
However, Xia Qi's "campaign" team did not take it lightly. They gathered at Xia Qi's home.

"Cristiano Ronaldo has been in hot form recently. We cannot be careless and prevent the judges from giving him impression points, especially since Portugal is about to have a two-round play-off with Sweden. If Portugal can eliminate Sweden and Ronaldo has a good performance, it will be very difficult for him to do so." It is possible that the counterattack will be successful.”

"On the contrary, Messi will be easier to deal with. He has been losing points recently due to his recent decline..."

"Where are Ribery of Bayern and Neymar of Barcelona..."

"They lack a championship they can win, and the Bundesliga and the Confederations Cup are not very convincing..."

"If you beat Bayern next Thursday, Ribery is almost out..."

"We have advantages in competitive honors, but our weakness lies in the brand endorsement parties, clubs and football associations."

"Arsenal and Real Madrid are incomparable, and those officials at the Football Association are more interested in vacations and bikinis. This is our flaw and we can't change anything..."
"Brand endorsement is our biggest disadvantage. I'm sorry Xia Qi. This is a mistake in my work...,"

"Anna, don't say that. The cooperation between us is still very pleasant. The main reason is that I feel that I am still young and don't want to waste time on advertising..."

"This is our biggest trouble now. Don't underestimate these fathers. Their energy is beyond your imagination..."

"We Chinese have a proverb: It's not too late to fix the situation before it's too late! I'll do the things on the court, and you do the things off the court. We'll go all out to have a clear conscience..."

Stimulated by the Golden Globe Award, each of the selected candidates was as excited as they were and worked hard to express themselves in the following games.

Xia Qi's biggest rival, Cristiano Ronaldo, beat Real Madrid 18:7 against Rayo Vallecano in the 1th round of La Liga.

Ronaldo opened the scoring for Real Madrid in the 6th minute. In the 18th minute, Bale scored the second goal. Then Ronaldo sealed the victory and scored twice from a free kick in the 36th minute.

In the second half, Kroos scored from a long shot, and Real Madrid showed its butcher's knife and began to slaughter its opponents.

Ronaldo took over the fifth and sixth goals scored by Real Madrid and was subsequently substituted. Ronaldo, who felt that he could still score goals, waved his arms in dissatisfaction and roared when he came off the field...

After the announcement of the Ballon d'Or list, Messi recovered and scored twice in the game against Mallorca, leading the team to a 2-0 victory.

Ribery helped Bayern defeat their opponents in the Bundesliga with one goal and one assist.

In the 20th round of the Premier League, Xia Qi scored another hat trick with the help of his teammates, helping the team beat Cardiff 5-0.

Mirror: "This week, almost all the players nominated for the Ballon d'Or have performed well. Among them, the best performer is Cristiano Ronaldo with four wins, followed by Xia Qi, Messi and Franck Ribery. Of.

However, the strength of opponents in various leagues is uneven, and it is difficult to judge their quality by the number of goals scored. Wednesday's Champions League knockout round is a big test for them. "

The Mirror's views are supported by many players.

Arsenal's opponent in the 1/8 finals of the Champions League is their old enemy Bayern.

It is extremely difficult to defeat them. Even if Arsenal beat Bayern twice last season, they would not dare to take it lightly.

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Tuesday, two days before the Champions League match day.

The morning light showed slightly, and at six o'clock, Xia Qi got up for a morning run as usual.

In London, where the drizzle has just stopped, the air is fresh and pleasant, and even the steps become stronger.

"Come on! Xia Qi!"

"Thank you!"

"Xia, we are the kings of Munich, right?" "What's there to fight about in that small village? We are the kings of Europe."

Munich is certainly not a small village, but it makes it even more domineering.

Xia Qi is already a well-known star in the Kearney area. Many people are aware of his morning jogging habit and will say hello when they meet.

After returning home, Xia Qi finished taking a bath and went to the barber shop that had been reserved in advance.

Teacher Tony gave him an "airplane haircut", with the hair on both sides pushed evenly short, leaving three centimeters of hair on the top of his head, using hair wax to create strong lines, and the overall hairstyle was three-dimensional and stylish.

Finally, the beard is shaved off, and a handsome young man is formed.

"Come on, Xia! Arsenal will win!"

"Arsenal must win!"

After Xia Qi fist bumped with Teacher Tony, he dragged his suitcase to the base to report.

At nine o'clock, Xia Qi arrived at the Kearney training base on time.

Instead of going to the locker room, he got on the bus that had been waiting for him early.

"Morning! Boss!"

"Morning, this hair style is nice. Are you planning to score a header?"

"I heard that Munich can't help but feel empty..."

"Poor Munich people..."

After getting on the bus, De Bruyne had already arrived, and he waved to Xia Qi to sit down together.

"Hey! That's a nice hair style."

"This is a bomber, do you know what to do?"

De Bruyne gestured OK to Xia Qi.

Not long after, Balotelli and other teammates also got on the bus one after another. After Pat Rice called their names, the whole team set off for the airport.

When the bus drove out of the Colney training base, the fans who came to see him off sang the Arsenal team anthem.

Xia Qi and others practiced it with a loud team song. Xia Qi lay on the glass window and gestured a heart to them.

On the bus, the players were talking and laughing. Everyone agreed not to talk about the game, but only about romance and gossip...

However, once on the plane, the atmosphere became quieter.

Most people started to catch up on their sleep, while a few people started playing live football. Wouldn’t they feel tired of it?

Xia Qi put on headphones to listen to music and read e-books. Chen Da's "Shading the Sky" is really too good...

The two-hour flight ended quickly.

The pick-up hall at Munich International Airport was crowded with media reporters and Arsenal fans who came to pick up the plane.

These fans held flowers, support signs and pictorials. Most of them were fans of Xia Qi, and there were also a lot of fans of De Bruyne. However, the host Gnabry was not very popular...

The appearance of Xia Qi and others caused a commotion among the people picking up the airport.
Reporters rushed towards Wenger carrying large and small cannons.

"Excuse me, what are Arsenal's chances of winning against Bayern under Pep Guardiola?"

"Of course we must win. Are we here to fail?"

Wenger, who has always been low-key, gave a sonorous and powerful answer that he must win, which attracted huge cheers from the fans who received him at the airport.

"Can you predict the score?"

"You have to ask Xia Qi about this. In order to score a goal, he even had his nose straightened..."

At this time, Xia Qi was surrounded by fans and was busy signing autographs and taking photos. He had no time to pay attention to the reporters.

However, even though he was extremely busy, reporters still found every opportunity to interview him.

"Last season you scored six goals in two legs and Lahm said he had found a way to deal with you."

"What a coincidence, isn't it? I also found a way to deal with him." After finishing speaking, Xia Qi pointed to the nose of his plane.

"Are you talking about headers? Bayern's defense does not have a height advantage."

"I'm sorry, you know too much. Bang!" Xia Qi fired a shot at the reporter!

The reporters and the fans who were watching laughed.

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Wenger spoke boldly and promised to win, but in his heart he was extremely cautious and deliberately arrived early. The match day is Thursday, so the training ground must be rented on Tuesday afternoon and Wednesday.

Just like the "traitor" at Tottenham, Munich 1860 extended a helping hand to Arsenal with great enthusiasm.

However, Wenger declined his offer because Munich 1860 was too poor and its training ground was not even as good as the Championship.

Wenger chose Unterhaching. From a level perspective, Unterhaching is a Bundesliga C team, one level lower than Munich 1860 in Bundesliga B.

It should be noted that this team is a satellite team of Bayern Munich. The wealthy Bayern allocates a seven-digit mark every season as compensation for its youth training output.

As far as Bayern's senior management is concerned, the players in Unterhaching are all their own. How can they let their children train on an injury-prone field?

Therefore, there is no doubt that the hardware facilities of Unterhachen in the German Bundesliga 1860 are definitely far superior to those of Munich in the Bundesliga .

Since Unterhaching belongs to Bayern, Wenger ordered closed training. Of course, Guardiola, who is proud and arrogant, does not bother to spy on military intelligence.

Skip the training content on Tuesday afternoon.

However, after returning to the hotel, from ten o'clock in the evening to six o'clock the next morning, outside the hotel, there were whistles, cheers, singing... What's more, in the middle of the night, there were practitioners knocking on the door to provide services.

A dignified five-star hotel should definitely not be managed at this level, and the hotel is also a victim.

What Guardiola disdains, Bayern fans do for him.

Arsenal players were listless throughout the whole day of training on Wednesday. Just as Xia Qi and others were worrying about what to do tonight, the bus took them back to the 1860 area of ​​Munich.

After all, he is still old and hot. Wenger has been prepared for this. The one who can defeat the fans is not the police, but another group of fans.

Here, the fans of Munich 1860 held up a protective umbrella for Arsenal players to ensure their safety overnight...

On Wednesday night, Xia Qi and others finally got what they wanted and had a good sleep.

The reason why Munich 1860 fans are willing to support strongly is because they have a bloody hatred for Bayern.

I won’t go into details about the history of the battle between the two teams. Let’s just say that Bayern’s home stadium, the Allianz Arena, was originally owned by 1860. Later, Bayern came, and it was first shared by the two teams, and then exclusively used by Bayern.

This is the ancestral land of 1860!

What a shame!
The hatred between the two teams is difficult to resolve... (End of this chapter)