Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

"Two goals!"

"Xia Qi scored his second goal of the game!"

"The perfect combination of strength and skill. The collision with Boateng was the ultimate strength, and Cruyff's turn was a pleasing technique. These two completely different styles were fused together by Xia Qi... "

In the Penguin live broadcast room, Zhan Jun was praising Xia Qi almost crazily.

On the court, Xia Qi opened his arms and ran toward the north stand. He jumped high amidst the cheers of Arsenal fans, turned 180 degrees, and then pointed his thumbs at the name on his back.

In an instant,

There is only one thing between heaven and earth
"Xia Qi!"

"Xia Qi!"

"Xia Qi!"

The shouts are floating,
On the sidelines of the court, Guardiola watched the replay on the big screen with interest. When he saw Xia Qi's turn as smooth as Dove chocolate, Guardiola held his head in surprise;
When he saw Xia Qi actually crushing Boateng with his body without using his hands, he held his head again;
When he saw Xia Qi's freehand shot, he held his head again;

These three incredible expressions were made into emoticons by fans and friends after the game and were widely circulated...

The game continues,

Now, it was Arsenal's turn to be aggressive.

Not long after Bayern kicked off, Arteta cut off the football from Robben's feet.

After receiving Arteta's return pass on the right, Cazorla looked up at the frontcourt and suddenly made a long pass.
Big slash!
The football spanned most of the field, flying straight from the right to the left.

On the left road, Xia Qi waved his legs and gently chipped the ball continuously. He first chipped two-thirds of the football to remove its momentum, then chipped a layer of the football's skin to remove its falling force.
In this way, the football that has almost lost its power will stop obediently at your feet. If you want to "Marcelo stops the ball", you need one more pad action.
However, Xia Qi does not need to stop the ball on his feet at this time, nor does he need to touch it.

Xia Qi's stop caused a sensation in the Penguin live broadcast room, but the reaction in the Allianz Arena was quite dull.

This kind of stopping level is considered to be an upper-middle level among the five major leagues, and is considered basic among the wealthy clubs.

Xia Qi stopped the ball, and Harvey Martinez rushed up, compressed Xia Qi's space for movement, and drove Xia Qi to the sideline.

Xia Qi first took advantage of the situation and pretended to surrender, smashing the ball with his right foot and pulling back, as if he was about to retreat to the sideline. However, when Javi Martinez took a step closer,
With a tap of his toes, he sent the ball out between his legs.

Crotch-wearing is awesome!

This was the most humiliating move second only to Rainbow. Javi Martinez turned around and couldn't restrain the anger in his heart. He accelerated suddenly. He originally wanted to give Xia Qi an elbow when he was side by side with Xia Qi.

However, Xia Qi was too fast. Even though he gritted his teeth and exerted all his strength, he still fell behind Xia Qi.

no way,
He could only push Xia Qi hard with both hands.

Xia Qi, who fights independently, cannot see and hear all directions like Al.

Got a solid slap,
His body stumbled forward,
While stumbling, Xia Qi tried his best to support the ground with both hands, but the force coming from his back was too great, and he failed to treat it as a "supporting demon".
After staggering a few steps, he fell inside the penalty area.

There were boos in the sky above the Allianz Arena. Xia Qi's behavior was regarded by Bayern fans as "penalty cheating"!
What a lesson from heaven and earth!
Xia Qi just doesn't want to fall, he even wants to be a "Folder Demon"!

Old guys, this is heartbreaking! !

Beep!
Seeing Xia Qi fall, the referee blew the whistle decisively, indicating that the Bayern players did not need to explain, gave Javi Martinez a yellow card, and awarded Arsenal a free kick opportunity.

"How can this be a free kick?"

Balotelli, De Bruyne... and others protested dissatisfied.

Xia Qi waved his hand, signaling to his teammates not to fight for it.

This attitude made Bayern generals look down upon Xia Qi.

After discussing with De Bruyne, Xia Qi decided to take the penalty himself. This position is in front of the penalty area line and less than 20 meters away from the goal. De Bruyne's arc is difficult to kick.

In this position, Xia Qi's powerful King Kong kick free kick actually has a better chance.

Xia Qi placed the ball, waved his hands to signal his teammates to spread out and grab the point, and told his opponents without any disguise that I would just hit the goal.

"Xia Qi is so majestic that his opponent can't defend him."

"Among Xia Qi's eighteen weapons, free kicks are a little more boring. They can only produce miracles with great force, but they don't tell the opponent. In fact, it's the same."

"Teacher Zhang, do you mean that Xia Qi is poor and generous?"

"Haha, I don't dare, I don't dare..."

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Xia Qi stood in front of the ball, his eyes fixed on the direction of the goal, as if he wanted to see through the goal.

He took a deep breath, feeling the noise of the audience around him, and the blood in his body began to boil.

He took a few steps back, measured the distance, and then took a stance, ready to exert force.

His eyes shone with confidence, as if telling everyone that he was bound to win this ball.

The referee's whistle sounded,
Xia Qi rushed out like an arrow from a string. When he took one step away from the ball, he swung his foot hard and the football flew out like a cannonball.

The ball drew a wonderful arc in the air and flew straight towards the upper right corner of the goal.

Bayern goalkeeper Neuer flew to save, but it was still a step too late. The ball grazed his fingertips and rushed towards the goal.
Despair welled up in Neuer's heart, and he turned to look at the football unwillingly.
I saw the football hitting the outside of the goalpost and popping out of the bottom line.

Deafening cheers erupted in the Allianz Arena, as if Bayern had scored a goal.
Xia Qi clicked his tongue regretfully,

He passed the human wall and the goalkeeper but unfortunately failed to pass the goal post.

After that, Bayern made an attack but failed to score.

In the Penguin live broadcast room, Zhan Jun concluded the intermission in the tone of Mr. Shan, a master of storytelling:
"Dear readers, the first half is over, and the two teams are tied at 2-2. This night's battle can be called a feast of goals! I hope there will be many exciting goals in the second half. Please don't walk away, We’ll be back after the commercial.”

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in the locker room,

With a sullen expression, Guardiola went off the field to demonstrate in person, teaching the players step by step how to pass and receive the ball.

"I am Gotze at this time. Xavi, you have to be on my left and rear to ensure that I can easily find you when I am pressed. Thiago, you and Muller must be on my left and right sides. Ahead..."

In his first year as King of South Korea, Guashuai was both a father and a mother. Amid the doubts, he conveyed Gua's football philosophy with victory after victory...

On the other side, Wenger was troubled by the breakthrough of Bayern's two wings. Last time, Xia Qi retreated to participate in the defense and broke Bayern's wings. What about this time?

Not willing to give in! ! ! !

Wenger is really unwilling to let the midfield and frontcourt with De Bruyne as the core that he worked so hard to build be scrapped...

Think about it again and again,

Wenger decided to let Xia Qi return to the midfield. "Serge, you play center in the second half!" Gnabry was stunned for a moment and nodded.

Gnabry is a versatile forward and can also play the center position, but he is not as comfortable as a right winger.

"Children, in the second half we will play double centers, Xia Qi, Kevin, Ka Ma..."

Hearing Wenger also call Cazorla "Mother", laughter broke out in the locker room.

After all the players stopped laughing, Wenger said: "I need the three of you to cooperate and run the team..."

Very interesting second half,
There were no substitutions between the two sides, but the soul of the team was changed. Bayern played TiKi-TaKa in the attempt, while Arsenal pressed high.

After the second half of the game started,
The three-core Arsenal performed extremely actively. Gnabry took the lead in breaking into the penalty area. After receiving a pass from De Bruyne, he shot from a small angle with his left foot. Unfortunately, the kick missed and the football went straight into Neuer's arms.

Although he did not score a goal, it boosted the morale of the Arsenal players.

This double center + three cores = high efficiency! ! !
The medicine is extremely effective!
Bayern, led by Guardiola, was a little confused.
They originally wanted to compete with Arsenal for possession of the ball, but Arsenal gave it away directly. This generous appearance made Bayern uncomfortable.

"In the confrontation between the two master tacticians, Wenger is slightly better for the time being..."

"Wenger's tactics are diverse and flexible, while Guardiola takes the pass-and-control game to the extreme. Bayern has not yet learned the essence of the passing game in the first season, and was a little flustered by Arsenal's sudden pressing.
We should not easily conclude that Guardiola is not as good as Wenger.

I think Guardiola will definitely become a top three manager in this century, while Wenger may only be in the top 20..."

At the beginning of the second half, Arsenal played well but only achieved fruitless results.

For Bayern, they only need to withstand Arsenal's bombardment in the first ten minutes.

Arsenal's physical strength was exhausted in seemingly fierce but fruitless attacks.
When they were exhausted, Bayern used their "skilled" passing and control skills to seize the initiative in the game.
At that point, Arsenal will be the meat on the chopping block...

So although the scene was very thrilling, Guardiola still sat firmly on the Diaoyutai, and he opened his mind to welcome Wenger to eat him "in one breath"...

This is how Real Madrid's Ancelotti, Mourinho and Atletico Madrid's Simeone lost to Barcelona.

On the other side of the court, Wenger also discovered a major flaw in his tactics at this time, which was the ability of the two centers to eat the pie.

Taken alone, Gnabry and Balotelli are both top "pie eaters", but in many cases, 1+1 is less than 2!

It’s not scientific, but it’s the truth!
Lautaro without Lukaku is the top striker in Serie A, and Lautaro with Lukaku is Inter Milan's youngster.

That's it!
Very fucked! Is not it?
After Wenger discovered the problem, he paced back and forth on the sidelines of the court, paying attention to the court nervously, and his body language was very rich.

Seeing that Wenger, who had always been very gentle, would be so anxious, Guardiola crossed his legs and raised his mouth uncontrollably...

On the court, although Xia Qi was not in Al state, he was deeply influenced by Al after all. Xia Qi smelled a hint of "collapse".

A catalyst is needed between the two centers!

Xia Qi raised his arms and shouted loudly, signaling his teammates to pass the ball to him.

Seeing Xia Qi's courage to take responsibility, Guardiola felt "like" in his heart, but he didn't think Xia Qi could change anything...

Guardiola admitted that Xia Qi, who scored twice, has a strong scoring ability, but now he has left the penalty area.
The tiger left the forest. Although it was still ferocious, it was no longer the king of the mountain.

With Xia Qi far away from the penalty area, his danger is greatly reduced...

On the court, Arsenal launched an attack under the leadership of Xia Qi.

On the left side of the court, Xia Qi started the "one-stop-per-game" mode and passed Thiago and Javi Martinez consecutively.

Facing the defense of Bayern captain Lahm, Xia Qi put the football to his right foot and tried to cut inside into the penalty area.

Seeing how low his right shoulder was, Ram followed him without any doubt.

Seeing that Ram had been fooled, Xia Qi suddenly stepped on the brakes, smashed the ball in the opposite direction, and "eat" another player.

On the sidelines of the court, Guardiola was not worried about Xia Qi's superiority. He believed that Xia Qi, who was sinking to the bottom in the outer lane, would be difficult to make a big difference.

He firmly believes that the defensive line he has carefully built cannot be broken by simply passing the ball down.

Xia Qi, who was rushing forward on the left, suddenly passed the ball to the front left and crossed into the penalty area from the "front" of Ram who was chasing after him.

Being crossed by Xia Qi like this, Ram lost the chance to catch up with the ball.

The moment Xia Qi passed the ball, the left back behind Xia Qi, Luke Xiao, galloped forward.
Passed by Ram and Xia Qi and chased the football.

After getting the ball, Luke Xiao did not cooperate with Xia Qi. At this time, Xia Qi was double-teamed by Lahm and Boateng.
He did not pass the ball directly into the penalty area. The previous ten minutes had proved that simple passing and cutting could not break Bayern's goal.

Need to add some coordination.

The football was in an inverted triangle and returned to De Bruyne's feet. The latter quickly distributed the ball and the football was given to Gnabry.

Gnabry wanted to use his speed to break through the defense, but he was tightly entangled by the "Bayern star" Alaba and could not get rid of him.

In desperation, we can only invert the triangle again.

Seeing Arsenal being forced to pass back twice, Guardiola looked back at Wenger on the other side.

At this time, Wenger had already calmed down. He put his hands in his pockets... Hey, he didn't put them in, and he didn't put them in...

Guardiola smiled and was almost deceived. The professor's zippers and pockets were all treacherous...

on the field,
Seeing that the offensive progress is not going smoothly,

Xia Qi left the penalty area and reached for the ball.

At that moment, De Bruyne's self-esteem was frustrated. He pursed his lips and hesitated for a while before passing the football.

De Bruyne's character is soft on the outside but strong on the inside. After being backstabbed by his good brother Courtois, with the support of the national team coach and teammates, De Bruyne chose to endure for the World Cup after careful consideration.

Cuckolds can tolerate it, so there is no need to say more at this time.

Xia Qi didn't know that he accidentally injured De Bruyne. He pulled the ball and turned around to face Bayern's goal.

His position is about 40 meters from the goal.

The closest person to Xia Qi was Bayern captain Lahm. He did not defend Xia Qi in the first place.

Habitual thinking kills people,
He thought that Xia Qi, like De Bruyne, would cooperate with the two centers.

"Look at the one who's missing a muscle." Lahm deliberately shouted to Boateng in English.

He wanted to anger Balotelli, and if he could get a red and yellow card, he would make a lot of money.

On the sidelines of the court, Guardiola thought the same way. He waved his hand to the defensive players not to look at the two centers. Arsenal's full-backs and midfielders who were advancing from the backcourt should also pay attention.

Xia Qi smiled,

It seems that his long-range shots are still too few. People only remember those incredible magic balls, but forget that he is a disciple of Batistuta.

In Ram's horrified eyes, Bati cannon, cannon! gun! gun!
The football draws an arc and rushes towards the goal... (End of this chapter)