Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

When Cazorla took the corner kick, the Arsenal players and coaching staff stood eagerly on the sidelines.
The moment the whistle blows, rush into the court and celebrate with the players on the court.

Tonight is no longer an ordinary victory, but a victory that eliminated Barcelona for two consecutive seasons.

This is an amazing victory! ! !
On the court, Arsenal players hugged each other and jumped around like little rabbits. Arsenal fans in the North Stand also rushed down to join the celebration queue.

The moment the whistle sounded, the Barcelona players lowered their heads, wiped away tears, and quickly walked back to the locker room.

"Ouch, Yoxi is crying, no one can accept such a tragic defeat..."

"The game is over! Not only is this game over, but the next one is over too. Wenger can now think about his next opponent."

"Who could have predicted before the game? The Cosmos team would be directly eliminated in the first round? Who would have thought that Arsenal's battle to defend the Earth would be so easy?"

"This was an amazing game, and Xia Qi took the greatest credit. He is the biggest contributor to Arsenal's advancement to the semi-finals..."

At the post-match press conference, Barcelona coach Enrique emphasized that the game is not over and anything is possible.

It's just that he doesn't even believe what he says.

When reporters asked why it failed miserably?

Enrique replied: "We didn't pay enough attention to Xia Qi and gave him too much space. We knew that he was extremely good, but his performance was more outstanding than our knowledge, so that everything we did for him All preparations were in vain.”

When a reporter asked: "Who do you think is better, Yo Xi or Xia Qi?"

Enrique replied: "They are quite similar but completely different. Leo's results have been verified by time, while Xia Qi has just started, so I think Leo is stronger for now."

Wenger holds a different view on this issue.

Wenger strongly supported his disciple: "Who is better, Xia Qi or Yossi? This year's Golden Globe Award has already made its explanation. I believe Xia Qi will win the Golden Globe Award next year."

That night, the first leg of the Champions League quarter-finals ended simultaneously. The results were as follows:

Manchester United lost to Dortmund 0:1, and Real Madrid swept Chelsea 3:0.

Barcelona defeated Arsenal 1:7, and Paris defeated Atletico Madrid 2:0.

Such a result greatly disappointed the Spanish media. Originally they thought that La Liga could occupy three of the top four, but now it seems that only Real Madrid is guaranteed to win.

As a result, the media wrote about the Miracle at the Emirates Stadium and the Miracle at Calderon in the second round, calling on Barcelona and Atletico Madrid not to give up easily.

It is true that everyone knows that in the history of the Champions League, no team has ever been able to come back from four goals behind to advance, let alone six goals behind. Therefore, the elimination of Barcelona, ​​the second strongest team, is a foregone conclusion.

To be honest, the Spanish media people wanted to cut Enrique into pieces.

Looking at the British media, the mood is quite different.

Chelsea and Manchester United lost to Real Madrid and Dortmund respectively, which was expected.

In terms of reputation, Manchester United is better than Dortmund, but Manchester United is in poor form this season and only lost by one goal at home, which is still acceptable.

Arsenal beat Barcelona 7:1 to lock in the semi-finals, which was undoubtedly a surprise to the British media.
This unexpected surprise diluted the other two defeats, and the British media believed that Arsenal's next round opponents, whether Paris or Atletico Madrid, would be difficult to prevent Arsenal from advancing to the final.

This is the source of the British media's joy.

In the British media, all major media spared no effort to praise Xia Qi and Wenger, and regarded Xia Qi as the leader who could turn things around.

Fueled by the media, Arsenal was enthusiastically pursued by the media and fans as soon as they got off the plane back to London.

At the airport pick-up port, Wenger said in an interview with the media: "The past is in the past. We need to forget about the Champions League and concentrate on preparing for the FA Cup and the league."

When asked who he prefers to play against in the Champions League semi-finals,

Wenger replied humbly: "No matter who they are, they are all difficult opponents for Arsenal. If I have a choice, I really don't want to meet them on the way forward."

Players such as Xia Qi are not so humble.

Xia Qi replied: "It must be Atletico Madrid. If we can defeat them and defeat Real Madrid again in the final, then we will be the heroes of the fight against Spain, and the Premier League can also become the world's number one..."

The answer of Xia Qi and others offended Atletico Madrid and Paris Saint-Germain at the same time. No, not only offended the two teams, but also made the La Liga team share the same enemy.

The Spanish media is actually divided into Catalan media and other media. They always have two different views, but this time they united to cheer for Arsenal's opponents.

The Western media called on Barcelona fans to cross the English Channel to the Emirates Stadium and fill the stadium to capacity.

They appealed: Although miracles are slim, football is round and everything is possible.

The Western media were in an uproar about the mobilization of the expedition, but the British media were very calm because the score difference between the two teams was so big.

Therefore, Arsenal was not disturbed, and they ushered in their first training session after returning to London.

Wenger spent half an hour emphasizing his thoughts before training began.

He was afraid that the players would be proud of a big victory. Wenger knows that arrogance will lead to defeat, and there are no weak teams in the Champions League quarter-finals.

Ideological education is still useful. The whole team quickly unified their thinking and prepared seriously for the FA Cup and the league.

On January 2014, 1, the fourth round of the FA Cup began.

Xia Qi is still in excellent form, with two goals and two assists, helping Arsenal defeat Coventry with a score of 4:0. Their opponent in the fifth round was Liverpool.

Because they had to concentrate on preparing for the Champions League, Manchester United sent substitutes to play and failed to advance to the fifth round.

Chelsea is different. Although they will not give up the Champions League, their hope of promotion is too slim, so they did not give up in the FA Cup and finally eliminated their opponents. They will face Manchester City away from home in the fifth round.

There are 16 teams in the fifth round of the FA Cup, among which four teams from the Premier League Big 6 entered the fifth round. As a result, they both faced each other during the draw. Do you still think that there is nothing fishy about such a draw result?
It is speculated that the same is true for the Champions League and other competitions.

After successfully advancing to the FA Cup, Arsenal began their journey to the 24th round of the Premier League. This time they were at home and faced off against Crystal Palace.

In this round of competition, the coaching staff arranged for De Bruyne and Cazorla to take turns, while Arsenal's "Prince" Wilshere announced his comeback this round.

Xia Qi's girlfriend Emma Watson and Wilshere's girlfriend Lauren appeared in the South Stand of the Emirates Stadium to cheer them on.

This clash between Arsenal and Crystal Palace is also known as the London Derby.

Any derby will be associated with red and yellow cards.

This game is no exception.

In order to disrupt Arsenal's passing and control, Crystal Palace players resorted to rough tackles and brutal collisions.

The game also became fragmented due to their fouls, like a prostate patient.

In Arsenal's formation, Xia Qi and frontcourt commander Wilshere are the players who have been violated the most in the team.

Under the brutal defense of Crystal Palace, the first half ended with 0:0.

After the start of the second half, Xia Qi was not afraid of being violated. After continuous passes on the left, he faked a shot and passed the ball, helping Balotelli score the leading goal.

The Crystal Palace team, which was lagging behind, played more and more roughly.

In the 60th minute of the second half, something happened that made everyone at Arsenal angry. Wilshere was tackled from the side.

Wilshere, who was already "glassy", rolled on the ground holding his ankles after being violated.

Xia Qi ran quickly and knelt down to see that his ankle was already at a ninety-degree angle.

He quickly called the team doctor to come in and was sent to the hospital on the spot due to serious injuries. In the stands, Wilshere's girlfriend Lauren was already crying. Xia Qi gestured to Emma Watson and asked her to accompany Lauren to the hospital.

The game continued, De Bruyne took a rest, Xia Qi retreated and took over the team's command, Wenger sent "Reaper" Aaron Ramsey to assist Xia Qi.

During the game, Crystal Palace was also extremely rough with Xia Qi, but Xia Qi was exempt from injury and was not afraid of confrontation.

It just made Wenger and Arsenal fans tremble with fear.

After Xia Qi assisted Gnabry to score another victory, Wenger, who was worried about Xia Qi's injury, replaced Xia Qi.

After Xia Qi came off the field, he asked Wenger for leave and hurried to the hospital.

Outside the operating room, only Lauren was bowing her head and crying, and Emma Watson was nowhere to be seen.

At that time, Xia Qi felt a little angry and called Emma Watson, but she unexpectedly said that she was in the hospital.

Xia Qi was completely angry, as if he was still competing.

The words were inevitably full of tension. Both of them were on the rise in their respective fields, each had their own pride, and they refused to give in to each other, and the relationship soon fell apart.

The next day, both parties officially announced their breakup because they wanted to focus on work.

The gossip about the two breaking up actually overshadowed the news that Wilshere was completely out of the rest of the season, including the World Cup.

Logically speaking, this is a disastrous event for England, but it still cannot compete with celebrity breakups on the hot search list.

Xia Qi thought of a poem: Shang girls don't know the hatred of their country's subjugation, but they still sing about the flowers in the backyard across the river.

Wilshere's season reimbursement has a huge impact on England, which means that "Shuangde" lacks a substitute, not to mention Xia Qi can also play in the midfield.

How could Mr. Golden Ball be a substitute?
England, which was originally full of talents, suddenly found that its own emperor stars were not many, and there were no successors to the double virtues.

As a result, England's odds of winning the championship have increased by 2pa.

After Wilshere's injury and Xia Qi's breakup, Arsenal ushered in the second leg of the Champions League quarter-finals.

Enrique's Barcelona were criticized when they arrived in London.

After the last round of the game, Enrique, who declared that the game was not over and everything was possible, did not bring Yossi, Neymar, Pique, and Iniesta to London.

The MSN combination only has one Suarez, while the defensive backbone Pique and the midfield playmaker Iniesta are all taking turns.

Is this a lineup that says "the game is not over yet, anything is possible"?

The British media laughed angrily and wanted to slap Wenger to death with a piece of tofu.

Facing Barcelona's remnant formation, leading by six goals can still allow the opponent to advance successfully. What's the use of Wenger and Arsenal if they don't beat him to death?

After seeing Barcelona's lineup at the airport, the Spanish media dispersed in a hurry, and only one Spanish media attended the pre-match press conference the next day.

At the press conference, Enrique retorted, saying that the team would strive to advance and create a miracle at the Emirates Stadium.

Wenger cautiously sent out the main lineup according to the original plan.

Frustrated in love but proud in the court!

The truth of ancient and modern times, both at home and abroad!
In the first half of the game, Xia Qi scored a hat trick with head and kicks as if he was beaten to death, leading the team to a 3:0 lead, thus ending the first half of the game.

After the intermission, Xia Qi did not play again.

Arsenal's second team VS Barcelona's second team were novices. Barcelona was superior and scored three goals in the second half to tenaciously equalize the score.

In the end, the two sides fought to a tie of 3:3!
After the game, Xia Qi and Yo Xi were still the unavoidable topic, even though Yo Xi didn't play at all.

During the interview, the lovelorn Xia Qi was full of aggression: "Don't compare that person to me. I will lose, cry and bleed, but I will never be a deserter..."

Enrique vigorously defended Yossi, claiming that Yossi's injury has not healed...

But, who believes it?

On the same night, the quarter-finals of the Champions League ended.

The much-anticipated Red Devils Manchester United failed to create a miracle at the Iduna Park Stadium (formerly known as: Westfalenstadion).

They were stung and seriously injured by vicious hornets.

They lost 0:2 in the away game and were eliminated with a total score of 0:3. In the two games, Manchester United was restrained by Dortmund. The media exclaimed: "The harsh winter for Manchester United is coming..."

At this time, Ferguson and his fans still didn’t know that after the severe winter was the Ice Age, and after the Ice Age was the Cambrian... In short, the real winter for Manchester United had not yet come.

Real Madrid almost overturned at Stamford Bridge, and Mourinho's home winning rate is really terrible.

At home, Chelsea defeated Real Madrid with the BBC combination 3:0 and successfully dragged them into overtime.

It’s a pity that it fell short in the end!
Cristiano Ronaldo broke out in adversity and scored the winning goal in overtime, successfully eliminating his opponent.

In this game, Mourinho believed that the referee blew at least two of his penalty kicks.

Objectively speaking, Ramos should have been given a penalty when he blocked Lampard's shot with his arm in the penalty area. If given, maybe there would be no overtime.

In short, Chelsea was blackballed by the referee once again.

Russians are treated unfairly everywhere in Europe, even if they work hard to integrate...

The final Champions League semi-finals roster is released:

The top half: Dortmund VS Real Madrid, the bottom half is Arsenal VS Atletico Madrid.

Under the leadership of coach Simeone, Atletico Madrid completed a hearty comeback at the Calderon Stadium at home and defeated the opponent 3:0, and finally narrowly defeated the opponent 3:2 to advance.

In this game, people saw the fanatical home atmosphere of the Calderon Stadium which is no less than that of the Iduna Park Stadium.

Calder Stadium is not big, with only 50,000 seats, but the cheers and cheers of the home fans are even more powerful because of the small size.

Therefore, Arsenal's game sequence of first home and then away worries the British media.

Now that the Premier League has only Arsenal left in the Champions League, it has become the only hope for the whole village.

The British media offered suggestions one after another, hoping that they could defeat their opponents in one round just like they did against Barcelona.

These people are standing and talking without pain in their backs. How can it be so easy?

Amid the chaos, Arsenal ushered in the 25th round of the Premier League.

Arsenal went north to challenge Liverpool and were beaten by the Red Army at Anfield.

Liverpool beat Arsenal 5-1 at home. Thus reviving the suspense of the league championship.

Unfortunately, the next day, Manchester City, which was closely behind Arsenal, was worried about gains and losses in the away game. They were tied 0:0 by underdog Norwich and failed to further narrow the point difference.

After the 25th round, Arsenal, who are at the top of the standings, are only three points ahead of Manchester City.

(In the 23rd round, Southampton drew with Arsenal 2:2, and the gap between the two sides was only four points.)
Under this scenario, Arsenal ushered in the Champions League semi-finals.

Arsenal faces Atletico Madrid at home. (End of chapter)