Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Lampard scored from a long distance.

Wembley Stadium is finally no longer a place for Arsenal fans to celebrate exclusively, as Chelsea fans have also started their own celebrations.

They firmly believed that if there was a first time, there would be a second time! The equalizer was not far away!

Such a scenario often happens in Mourinho's team.

Same thing tonight!

Nine minutes later, Arsenal suffered another heavy blow!

Mourinho's abandoned disciple De Bruyne got the ball in the midfield. He was double-teamed by Mikel and Matic and stole the ball.
The ball was passed to Walcott, but in order to avoid Matic's leg stretch, De Bruyne chose the most difficult rub.

However, due to the interference of Matic, the force was reduced, the ball was passed short, and was quickly grabbed by Ramirez.

It's like passing the ball to your opponent.

This is definitely a team rape!
Chelsea fans in the stands certainly would not miss such an opportunity. They laughed and said, "De Bruyne, you are in Cao's camp but your heart is with Han. Even if you are so "loyal", we dare not accept you..."

I am in Cao camp but my heart is in Han Dynasty!
When De Bruyne heard this, his calm heart was suddenly disturbed.

Once upon a time,
He was so eager to be recognized by someone, the one he loved but could not have.
Tonight, this person must feel that he is wise and powerful, right?

How is this possible?

If you don’t steam the steamed buns, you’ll lose your reputation!
De Bruyne immediately became full of energy and pounced on Ramires like a hungry tiger.

Facing such a ferocious De Bruyne, Ramires had no way to organize the attack calmly and could only pass the ball to Lampard.

After getting the ball, the latter rushed all the way to Arsenal's penalty area. Facing Mertesacker's defense, Lampard pretended to shoot.

He just scored with a long shot, how dare Mertesacker let him shoot again? ?

You can only get close quickly and use your body to block the angle of the shot.

As soon as he moved, Lampard immediately passed the ball.

The ball was passed to the front of the penalty area, where Torres did not stop the ball but shot directly at it.

Umtiti immediately stepped forward, trying to block the hole with his body, but he did not touch the ball.

The football flew straight towards the goal at a faster speed.

Martinez spread his wings like an eagle, fluttering beautifully, stretching his body wide and his arms out long, but unfortunately they were still a little short, and Torres's shot was too sharp.
Martinez was helpless, and just when he was in despair,
Boom!

A loud bang!
The football hit the bottom edge of the crossbar at an angle.
To the great surprise of all Arsenal people,
They jumped up from their seats and shouted, "Long live the 12th man, long live the th man!"

Martinez wanted to kiss the iron guard right now, the real iron guard, physically.

However, before the smiles on their faces faded, a blue figure rushed into view, facing the football bouncing in front of the goal, raising its long legs...

"Eto'o!"

Amid the desperate screams of Arsenal fans, the African cheetah raised his leg and shot.
The football flies back towards the goal!

In an instant,
The loss of gain and loss surged into the hearts of Arsenal fans.

Right here, at the critical moment!
Martinez performed another miracle. He lost his balance and kicked his leg backwards incredibly.
This teasing,
Like an antelope hanging its horns, it is so magical.

The football hit his leg and bounced back into the penalty area.

At that position, Luke Shaw and Gustavo from Arsenal and Matic from Chelsea were rushing towards the ball.

Two on one! Arsenal advantage!

Matic also realized that he could not win the ball against his opponent in normal fighting, so he got ruthless and threw himself away in the sprint.

Ignore Luke Shaw's leg lift,

Jump to the top!

He grabbed the ball right in front of Luke Shaw's toes!

This was a chance to see someone like Fu Huan snatch food from a tiger's mouth, which would make him autistic. Of course, the reward was also huge.

The football suddenly jumped up, brushed Luke Shaw's cheek, and rushed towards the goal for the third time.

This time, no one could stop it from rolling up thousands of layers of snow in the net.

2:2 tie!
Chelsea came back from 2-0 down and tied the score tenaciously.
Mourinho's team did not give up so easily.

Chelsea once again perfectly interpreted the "Iron Blues"!!!
The Blues that forced Yosi to beg for help because of the black whistle are back!
After scoring the goal, Mourinho opened his arms with a rebellious look on his face, making a gesture of dominating the world.

At this moment, he is the monarch of this world!

Chelsea fans gave their worship crazily, and the sky over Wembley Stadium was blue at that moment.

"I feel like Mourinho's team can only play well when things are not going well for them. They like to play against the wind, but not with the wind. Wenger's team is just the opposite."

"No, Mr. Zhan, you are wrong. You are talking about the Arsenal during the Fabregas and Van Persie era. Xia Qi's Arsenal can withstand pressure. Listen, the Arsenal fans in the stadium are calling Xia Qi's name. This is the belief that Xia Qi has established with his victory after victory. As long as he is here, Arsenal will not let down..."

In the live broadcast, one can clearly hear Arsenal fans shouting in unison: "Xia Qi!" "Xia Qi!" "Xia Qi!"

"Haha, I suddenly felt like it was the last 24 seconds of an NBA game, and Lakers fans were calling for Kobe..."

"That's what stars do."

The director followed public opinion and gave a close-up shot of Xia Qi near the center circle.

Under the camera, Xia Qi knelt on one knee and gave a "knight salute" to the Arsenal fans in the stands.
This is the etiquette of Western knights pledging their loyalty to Her Royal Highness the Princess, which is equivalent to our Qin cavalry knocking on their left chests and shouting: "Wind!"

After receiving Xia Qi's response, Arsenal fans cheered like a volcano, which immediately overshadowed Mourinho.
"Fuck, what a show-off!"

"I really want to be him. I want to beat him up even more."

"Jealousy has made me split apart. I don't want to be his teammate anymore..."

Lampard, Eto'o, Balotelli, De Bruyne... and other players complained with envy and hatred.

The most sour one is Matic. After equalizing the score, he became someone else's background wall. It would be fine if he was a background wall for his own coach, but what is this for the opponent?

I want to cry but I have no tears!!!

The game continues,

Xia Qi dribbled past Matic and was about to pass the ball to Balotelli when he was tackled by Lampard and the ball was snatched away.

This was an obvious foul, not included in the AI's calculations, but the referee did not blow the whistle, perhaps because he was jealous.

Wenger was furious on the sidelines and protested angrily to the fourth official.

After stealing the ball, Lampard did not pass the ball immediately, but made a wall pass with Matic.

Then, divide the ball again.

The football was at the feet of the Spanish golden boy. At this time, Torres was not in the middle, but ran to the left side.

Aurier rushed over from the side and made a direct tackle.
This interception was easy! Torres suddenly stopped, and used his right foot to pull the ball to the inside of the field, and then made a beautiful change of direction.
After dodging Aurier's tackle, Aurier slid out of the sideline in embarrassment.

After dribbling past the opponent, Torres did not take credit for himself. Instead, he looked up at the penalty area, kicked a high ball and passed it into the penalty area.

This was a very precise pass, as if it was specially made for Lampard, allowing Lampard to gain the upper hand in the competition with the strong man Gustavo.
Lampard won the "man on top of man" match, overpowering Gustavo and passing the ball to the back of the goal.

Eto'o, who was unguarded, jumped up high and headed the ball into the goal.
Unfortunately, heading is not what the African cheetah is good at. The football was headed a little too far and flew directly into the stands.

After heading the ball, Eto'o covered his face with his hands and dared not see anyone.

Off the field, Mourinho stomped his feet in frustration, turned around and shouted at William to warm up.

Chelsea, who equalized the score, were more motivated, so they played more actively than Arsenal after the game resumed.

Therefore, the chances are a little bit greater.

After receiving the goal kick, De Bruyne pushed forward, but he was unable to get rid of Mikel's defense after several changes of direction.
The ball could only be passed to Walcott, who rushed to Azpilicueta but was intercepted.
Chelsea quickly counterattacks again!
Lampard passed the ball to Eto'o, who suddenly accelerated and overtook Aurier, but the old Eto'o was unable to break through to the end, so he chose to pass the ball after passing the opponent.

The football drew a rainbow trail and fell into the penalty area.
It's Lampard again!
He jumped high in the crowd, and although he missed the target, it also interfered with Umtiti's judgment.
The football passed over the heads of the two men and landed at the back post.

Torres forced Mertesacker away in the sprint and stretched his leg forward.
Arsenal goalkeeper Martinez dove to the side with lightning speed.

However, the former sunny golden boy has become complicated. He is no longer pure and has cheated.

He thrust his toes forward, and in a split second he suddenly lifted them up, and when they were above the football, he pressed them down again, pulling the football back.

Then he shot with the outside of his left foot, the ball passed by the goalkeeper and hit the upper right corner. Martinez, who dived down, was helpless!
I can only watch the football and hope that this time the goalpost guy can still be the 12th man.

However, seeing the arc of the football's flight, Martinez's heart sank.

Just as Martinez sang in his heart: The cool night makes me miss you like a river

A red figure as fast as lightning rushed in.

When Martinez's heart was about to die, he rushed in.

On the goal line, an incomparable overhead kick hooked the ball out of the penalty area.
This is not just a powerful clearance, it is also an assist.
Such a heroic operation is of course the work of Xia Qi in AI state.

The football flew from the Arsenal goal to the center circle.

Balotelli, who was near the center circle, immediately stepped on the wind and fire wheels and rushed forward.

Terry, who was defending him, tried to grab Balotelli in a hurry, but Balotelli shook him off with a big swing and he went straight to the goalkeeper.

Chelsea goalkeeper Cech did not hesitate to leave the goal.

in an instant,

The sky above Wembley Stadium is like the weather in June, changing at any time!
The fans experienced extreme shocks, their heartbeats rose and fell sharply in a second, and many people had to take out quick-acting heart pills.

Balotelli caught up with the ball, kicked it hard, and the ball flew over Cech's head. At the same time, he used his feet to pass by Cech.

This time it was Cech's turn to turn his head to look at the goal in despair. Under his sight, Balotelli dribbled the ball forward and reached the penalty spot before pushing the ball into the empty goal.

3: 2!

Despite having the advantage on the field, Chelsea was overtaken by Arsenal.

Who is the king of counterattack?
At the moment Balotelli scored!

The Arsenal fans in the stadium shouted: "Xia Qi!" "Xia Qi!"

Balotelli opened his arms and prepared to fly into the wind, but he heard someone shouting "Heartbroken". He was stunned for a moment, then pretended to cry, wiping his tears with his hands.

Seeing him being funny, Arsenal fans burst into laughter and shouted in unison: "Mario!" "Mario!"

At this time, Balotelli smiled again, opened his arms and flew towards Xia Qi.

The two of them jumped high in the middle of the court and did a "passionate aerial car crash".

"Torres dribbled the ball!"

“What a smart shot!”

"what!!!!"

"It's Xia Qi!!!"

"Arsenal are counterattacking! Torres' shot was hooked away by Xia Qi's overhead kick!"

"Terry failed to commit a tactical foul, this is Arsenal's chance!"

"Single sword!"

"The goalkeeper came out and saw how Balotelli dealt with the ball."

"The ball goes in!"

"Aha! When Balotelli scored, all the Arsenal fans shouted Xia Qi's name."

"Indeed! Xia Qi contributed at least 70% to this goal..."

"The back-hook clearance and assist in front of the goal were so crucial! There was nothing wrong with shouting Xia Qi's name!"

On the court, Torres shrugged and spread his hands with a helpless expression towards Lampard who assisted him.

He changed the poke shot to a curling shot, how beautiful! If it had gone in, it would have been one of the top ten goals in the FA Cup.

But there are people who are more brave than him.

Xia Qi made an emergency save in front of the goal and blew the whistle for a counterattack...

Torres looked at Balotelli and Xia Qi near the center circle with envy.

He really envied the friendship between the Arsenal twin stars. Only true friends could play with such tacit cooperation!

Torres looked around.

Although Chelsea was his second home, he did not find true friends like the twins at home.

Now, I’m really jealous!
Courtside,
Mourinho put one hand on William's shoulder and told him something. In Mourinho's dictionary, there is no such thing as surrendering.
Wenger called De Bruyne to the sidelines when the twin stars were celebrating.

In the second half of the game, De Bruyne did not play well. He was ruined by the mockery of Chelsea fans: "You are in Cao's camp but your heart is in Han".

Wenger felt that he did not need to make any substitutions, as De Bruyne was a smart kid and could be enlightened.

Compared to the twin stars of Xia Qi and Balotelli, Wenger is more looking forward to De Bruyne.

If this genius, who was personally denied by Mourinho, had dealt him a fatal blow in the game, what kind of expression would the crazy "Bird" have?

Wenger is looking forward to it.
He believes De Bruyne can do it!

On the court, there are cases of killing the master to prove one's godliness. (End of this chapter)