Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

After Balotelli completed the shot, his eyes never left the ball.
He saw the ball rolling towards the goal, he saw the horrified look in his good friend Joe Hart's eyes, he saw the England fans behind the net as lifeless as zombies...

As the ball splashed in the net, Balotelli turned around, opened his arms and ran into the wind.

Cabrini, Maldini, Grosso... their souls are possessed. At this moment, Balotelli is not fighting alone. The predecessors of the Azzurri are moving forward with him!

When Balotelli sent the ball into the goal, Italian fans cheered and then shouted "Istanbul" in a murderous way.
The shout of "Istanbul" was more destructive than the goal. It was like a heavy hammer, hitting the fragile hearts of English fans.

The English fans were stunned for a moment, as a memory that had been buried for nine years came flooding back to their hearts.

"Fark! That's an account between the clubs. Our national team won't pay for it."

"We didn't open the champagne, we just bought a few bottles of beer."

"Haha... Dad! Mom and sister bought champagne."

"..."

Ah... the ominous premonition caused panic...

English fans don't want to hear the word "Istanbul", but it is as pervasive as the wind.
They were still leading by two goals, but they were as panicked as if facing a disaster.
At the critical moment, Arsenal fans were more experienced and shouted for Xia Qi in the critical moment.

Xia Qi's name floated melodiously over the Amazon Stadium... The word "melodious" was not used wrongly!
When many English fans heard the name "Xia Qi", their restless hearts suddenly calmed down.

They firmly believe that

The Prince of Arsenal will definitely save England just like he saved Arsenal. Even the fans of Arsenal’s arch-rivals Tottenham are so convinced!

This is the confidence that Xia Qi has brought them in the past two seasons!

"You can always trust Xia Qi!"

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...

Hodgson tried to calm himself down.

Players can panic.
The teaching assistant can panic.
As the head coach, I must not panic.
I heard the fans shouting: Xia Qi!
It’s like a wake-up call!

Right!

I have Xia Qi!

"What will Xia Qi do in this situation? How can I help him?"

Hodgson continued his thoughts along these lines...

When the game resumed, Hodgson stood on the sidelines directing the game.

His tactic was simple, which was to pass the ball to Xia Qi.

Prandelli, who was not far away, showed a look of disdain.
England is a joke!

Defense-Xia Qi, Attack-Xia Qi,

Organization-Xia Qi, Support-Xia Qi,

What kind of bullshit tactic is this?

Even a dog tied to the coaching bench would be better than him.

But, it is right!
Xia Qi's organization, support, attack and defense are everywhere, and each link is connected smoothly and smoothly.

Under his management, England's lineup was like a precision instrument, while his own formation was twisted and deformed by Xia Qi.
If it weren't for the fighting spirit from scoring a goal that allowed the players to perform exceptionally well, we would probably have lost the ball again.

How to solve the problem of “give the ball to Xia Qi”?

Prandelli chewed his nails and thought...

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...

On the field, Balotelli was the most active player in the Italian team.

In the 62nd minute of the game, Balotelli pulled out of the penalty area to ask for the ball. He first used his physical advantage to force Jagielka away.

Then he was about to continue dribbling the ball, but just as he started, a "torpedo" slid past the ground and took the football away from his feet.

The one who made this perfect tackle was his good friend - Xia Qi!

The surrounding stands were buzzing with exclamations of "Ah!" and "Wow!"!
In the stadium,
"summer…!"

Balotelli shouted in a voice that broke with rage: "Why didn't I realize you were so annoying before?"

Xia Qi, who was as cold as an iceberg, ignored the furious Balotelli.

He pointed at Gerrard and ordered Luke Shaw, who had the ball, to cooperate with Gerrard, while he himself ran back to the center circle.
Xia Qi in AI state is working hard every second!
Seeing Xia Qi’s dedication, Balotelli put away his broken heart and ran even harder.

People who are more talented than you are working so hard, what else do you have to complain about?
Xia Qi received the ball in the center circle, looked at Walcott on the right, and raised his left leg.
A long pass,
The ball was passed straight to the left.

Sterling started immediately.
"Single ball!"

"Not offside!"

"Nice nolook! Xia Qi's passing is becoming more and more like Ronaldinho's."

Damian chased after Sterling and finally caught up with him in front of the penalty area.
An acceleration,
He got in front of Sterling and kicked the ball to goalkeeper Buffon.

The one-on-one chance was ruined, and Sterling looked at Xia Qi with grievance.

But Xia Qi didn't have time to answer him.

Experienced Buffon, send the ball quickly,

With one kick, the goalkeeper assisted the striker to make a "floor-to-ceiling" pass, and the ball flew straight to Balotelli's front point.

At this time, Balotelli and Xia Qi were rushing towards the first landing point of the football.

Balotelli was in front of Xia Qi. He knew Xia Qi too well and knew that although he was seven or eight meters ahead of Xia Qi,

But if he stopped the ball, he would most likely be attacked from both sides by Jagielka and Xia Qi.
By that time, thinking of shooting would be impossible.

The narrow road meets the brave to win!

Fight!

One meter from where the football landed,

Balotelli stepped forward with his left foot, firmly grasped the ground, and swung his right foot at the same time.

The whole body twisted like a top, but of course it only turned half a circle.
At the same time, the right leg swung violently, and all the strength was concentrated on the right foot.

Then, he hit the slowly falling football hard.

"Balotelli, a world wave!"

He Wei shouted in a long voice.

Balotelli volleyed the ball without stopping!
The huge shooting power is converted into forward speed,

Jagielka put his hands behind his back and rushed forward, trying to block the gunshot with his body.
But the ball was too fast, and as he moved sideways, a white light passed by him.

Joe Hart wanted to slap himself twice and call himself a bad-mouthed person!

Now my body is warm, but my heart is cold.
With this ball speed, the body does not have time to do any physical movement except for mental activities.

The football flew through the air, making a sound of friction in the air, and rushed into the net unhindered, creating a tall tent on the top of the net.

Joe Hart first glanced at the ball in the net, then smiled at Balotelli.
Although the smile is a bit bitter, I am not embarrassed. It is others who are embarrassed.

"The ball is in!"

"The Italian team suddenly woke up in the second half, Balotelli scored twice and chased two goals in a row."

"England is really in danger now."

"The plot is moving uncontrollably towards Istanbul's miracle night..."

Balotelli was extremely excited after scoring the goal. As usual, he jumped onto Xia Qi's back and yelled hysterically beside Xia Qi's ear:

"Xia, am I awesome? This goal is the best in the World Cup, right?"

"Are you panicking now? You are so lucky to have a cake eater like me. You should give me half of your Golden Ball..."

Xia Qi tilted his head, picked his ears, and said calmly:

"Mario, you talk too much. I love watching my opponent fall from the clouds the most!"

Not enough words to speculate!
Balotelli slid down Xia Qi's back, snorted proudly, and retorted: "It's Istanbul time now, do you understand?"

Xia Qi raised the corners of his mouth slightly: "You can smile a little sweeter. I will lend you my shoulder later."

The boat of friendship can capsize at any time!
"Haha! Balotelli and Xia Qi have a really good relationship. Instead of celebrating with his teammates, he jumped on Xia Qi's back."

"Ouch! Did the two of them have an argument? Balotelli's eyes can kill people, and Xia Qi's smile is so evil that he looks like a crooked-mouthed dragon king."

There was a huge booing in the air above the Amazon Stadium.
Italian fans booed Xia Qi and made the "savior" angry.
English fans booed Balotelli and celebrated with their own players, which was a clear provocation. The tacit understanding between the English and Italian fans could not change the tense atmosphere in the Amazon Stadium.

2: 3!

The two sides are only one goal apart!
It's match point.

Both sides need a hero!
"The game has become a tense moment and has become a civil war within Arsenal. Xia Qi vs Balotelli, these two are the most threatening people in the team. Their performance in the next period of time will determine the final result of the game."

"Whether it's Italy's comeback from 3-0 or England's narrow escape, dear audience, let's wait and see!"

Both parties returned to their respective positions.

Balotelli walked towards the center circle and looked at Xia Qi with full fighting spirit.

He saw Xia Qi looking at him, grinned, and made a "putting on a hat" gesture.

Said he was going to perform a hat trick next!

Xia Qi was still the same, with an evil smile on his lips, which Balotelli saw as a mockery.

He always felt that Xia Qi was saying, "I was just teasing you, the game is over now!"

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The game kicks off again in the center circle.

Neither coach made any substitutions, perhaps because they both felt that the best lineup was already on the field!

At a critical moment, it is better to remain constant in the face of change!
After England kicked off, Xia Qi, who threatened to make Balotelli fall from a high altitude, did not immediately attack with the ball.

Instead, the tempo was slowed down.

At the same time, he let Gerrard move forward and Rooney retreat, increasing the thickness of the midfield, and then he withdrew and reached the front of England.

"Xia Qi and Rooney run alternately, and Rooney organizes the attack."

This amazing move immediately made Verratti, who was guarding him throughout the game, at a loss as to what to do.

Rooney got the ball in the midfield, and Marchisio and Candreva came forward to double-team him.

Rooney saw that the opponent had no "football ethics" and was outnumbered, and did not want to be a "hero" so he immediately passed the ball to Gerrard.

The latter pulled the ball and changed direction, but was blocked by De Rossi.

Gerrard passed the ball sideways and the ball returned to Rooney's feet.

Marchisio and Candreva doubled up against Rooney again.

It seems that Rooney will be out of tricks and can only pass the ball to the defender.

But at this moment, Rooney saw Xia Qi put his hands behind his back and secretly gestured to him.

Awesome!
Even when being double-teamed, he still dared to reach for the ball.

Although he complained about Xia Qi's carelessness in his heart, he still didn't dare not pass it to him.

Although Xia Qi is a newcomer, this is his team, and Rooney consciously puts himself in the position of "second brother".

Don't resist, pretend to stop the ball, but actually pass it without stopping.

Just pick it up lightly!
The ball flew over the heads of Marchisio and Candreva and headed towards the Italian penalty area.

at the same time,

Xia Qi rushed forward with all his might.

At this time, there were two defensive players, Verratti and Barzagli, beside him.

The two men's reactions were quite quick and they didn't let Xia Qi completely get rid of them. They followed Xia Qi and chased him while raising their hands to indicate that Xia Qi was offside.

The referee on duty ignored the two people because the linesman did not raise the flag.

The linesman just followed Xia Qi on the sidelines, his eyes fixed on the field.

"Not offside!"

"This ball is not offside!"

Huang Jianxiang shouted excitedly.

His partner He Wei also shouted: "Nice offside! This is an opportunity."

Barzali and Verratti did not hear the whistle and immediately panicked.
The two of them took a deep breath, stepped hard on the wind and fire wheels, and rushed forward with all their strength.
Verratti felt a little regretful. He should have pulled the player back at the moment of starting.

However, the free kick in front of the penalty area and the possibility of Xia Qi being offside made him hesitate.

At this moment, he could only try his best not to let Xia Qi get rid of him.

The football is flying in the sky.

Three people were running on the ground.

suddenly,

Xia Qi braked suddenly, turned around, and strode forward!
It turned out that Xia Qi, who was sandwiched between the defensive players, deliberately sprinted two or three meters more.
Ran past the defender.

Then, brake and turn around to chase back!

"Stop him!"

Italian goalkeeper Buffon became anxious and left the goal when Xia Qi sprinted.

He thought his two teammates could buy him a little time so that he could pick up the football.

Who knew that Xia Qi was so cunning!
Two teammates actually missed someone!
What a stupid teammate.

At this moment, Xia Qi could not stop the ball and turn around, as if he did so, he might not even have a chance to kick the ball.

One against three, one of whom is a goalkeeper who can use his hands.

Al is not invincible!

only,

feasible,
Back hook to score!

Xia Qi faced the falling football, leaped high, leaned back, and thrust his head heavy like an upside-down onion.

Legs on top, head on bottom.

up in the air,
Swing the left leg down, swing the right leg up, and hook the falling football with the right foot facing it.

Boom!

A loud bang!
He kicked the ball firmly with his right foot.

The football flew towards the Italian team's goal like a meteor.

Buffon only completed three quarters of his attack. He was very close to Xia Qi but felt desperate!

Seeing Xia Qi complete the shooting, Buffon quickly jumped up while sprinting and raised his arm to hit the flying football.

But Xia Qi didn't give him a chance to make up for his mistake. This was a high throw.

Buffon's slap missed.

The football flew over the goal before falling and landing directly into the net.

Boom!

Two sounds, one light and one heavy, were heard.

The light one is the sound of a football falling to the ground.

The most serious thing was the close contact between Xia Qi's back and the lawn.

This is the drawback of "one-click hang-up", it doesn't care about the host's health,

After this fall, Xia Qi estimated that he would have to apply safflower oil for several days.

What's worse is that before he could get up,
A dark figure rushed over, pinned him to the ground, and roared in his ear like thunder: "Nice overhead kick, half of the medal goes to me, I pulled Chiellini away for you..."

"And me, I took Damian."

Before he finished his words, another dark shadow appeared above him.

Then there was another...

Xia Qi felt that the International Bamboo Shoes had nothing to do with human affairs. They forbade people from taking off their clothes to celebrate, but they couldn't help but "stacking people up!"

Now, I need Yunnan Baiyao!
(End of this chapter)