Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

"The ball is in!"

In the live broadcast room, Huang Jianxiang pumped his fist and roared: "This is a very meaningful goal. It allows Xia Qi to surpass Fontaine and become the player with the most goals in a single World Cup."

"Congratulations Xia Qi!"

"This is what Xia Qi achieved as a midfielder in the group stage. I can't imagine how many goals he would have scored if he had played as a striker from the start."

Football has national boundaries and positions, but sometimes it transcends national boundaries and positions.

When the LED screen above the Sao Paulo Athletic Stadium displayed the words "Xia Qi → 14 goals, single term",
The whole crowd stood up and ovated, including the Argentine players on the field.

Although their expressions looked as if they had eaten shit, they all stopped and applauded at this moment.

This is football!
How can you not love it?
The DJ at the scene said in a low voice: "Not long ago we lost a great player - Mr. Di Stefano,..."

The voice began to become high-pitched and passionate: "Today we witnessed the growth of another great player. He broke a record that had been dormant for 56 years. This person is..."

All the fans in the stadium shouted together: "Xia Qi!"

Then there was another round of thunderous applause!

Comments from netizens on the Internet flooded in:
[I will definitely not see the Chinese team win the championship in this life, and I may not see the Chinese team enter the World Cup finals again, but I have no regrets in this life to see the Chinese people make the stars surrender! ]

[Xia Qi is awesome! We Chinese are not short of football talents. We can definitely find 13 people among 11 billion people…]

[Not talking about the national football team on a happy day is bad luck! ]

[Come on, Xia Qi, beat Messi! I'll bet big on you! ]

【Gamblers will lose...】

[Bullshit! I, Xia Qi, am invincible! ]

...

...

When you restart,

One side firmly believes in the Demichelis Law and believes that we will be the final winner;
The other was motivated by the desire to break Fontaine's record which had stood for 56 years.

Both sides agreed that "the advantage lies with me", and under this psychological suggestion, they launched a fierce offensive battle.

As the pace of play increased, the games became more exciting, but so did the mistakes.

In order to prevent the opponent from taking advantage of their mistakes, both sides inevitably resorted to some minor tricks that were not considered decent.

Even if the referee blew the whistle, issued warnings or pulled out cards, he couldn't stop the tension from spreading.

First, Mascherano made an overly aggressive tackle and sent Rooney rolling on the ground, and he received a yellow card!
This caused strong dissatisfaction among the English players, who accused their opponents of lacking the most basic professional ethics.

A few minutes later, Gerrard returned the favor with an equally fierce tackle that crushed Messi into the mud.

This also caused strong dissatisfaction among the Argentine players, and the two sides pushed each other.

As expected, Gerrard also received a yellow sapphire card.

Argentina's free kick, this is a tactical free kick.

Messi passed the ball to the wing, and Lavezzi passed the ball to Higuain in the penalty area.
But the target of the pass was too obvious and Cahill headed the ball out of the penalty area.

England hit back.

Gerrard made a long pass from the backcourt, Xia Qi received the ball near the center circle, and like Anthony later, he made a magical circle and passed Bigbia.

The only difference is that Xia Qi's magic circle is 360 degrees, while Anthony's later one is 720 degrees.

(Mascherano had a yellow card, so Bigbia was asked to defend Xia Qi.)
"Nice compass turn!"

"Oops! Bigbia is going to get a card!"

Seeing that Xia Qi was about to leave, Bigbia didn't dare to let him go straight in, and quickly hugged Xia Qi who was about to leave.

The referee blew the whistle and Bigbia also received a yellow card.

"It will be difficult for Argentina now, as both defensive midfielders are wearing yellow robes."

"Not really. Since Argentina coach Sabella has formulated the 'Hack-a-Shaq Strategy', he must have a way to deal with it. I guess it will be to replace the defenders."

On the sidelines, Hodgson looked at Savilia with eyes wide open in surprise.

He really never expected that the opposing coach would apply the "Hack-a-Shaq" tactic from the NBA to the football field. This is unprecedented. Even Ronaldo, who appeared once in a century in the early 2000s, did not receive this treatment.

This is the World Cup!
How dare he do this!
Hodgson feels that this world is too crazy. Could it be that the Argentine head coach is determined to drag England down with him because he believes that they will lose?

Hodgson shuddered when he thought of the absence of several players in the final due to red cards (two yellow cards combined into one).

Fuck you! You despicable Pampas weakling!

I almost got fooled!

He immediately rushed to the side of the court and warned the players: restrain your movements and have less physical contact.

On the other side, Savilla saw Hodgson's panic-stricken look and smiled like a dragon king who had succeeded.

Tonight, Sabella deliberately let the players play so "violently" to stimulate the English players to be "violent" as well.

Argentina's seemingly technical flow turned into a rough ground flow, which made Argentina fall into the opponent's rhythm.

However, England, which wants to bring the World Cup home, certainly does not want multiple players to miss the next game.

Sabilla estimates that "the powerful are afraid of the desperate", and his opponents will eventually become timid and compromise.

Sure enough, England backed down.

Originally, the two sides were evenly matched in strength, so with this concession, Argentina took the advantage on the field and their number of attacks increased.

On the court, Demichelis's Law seemed to be working.

Argentina launched an attack on the England goal again.

Messi retreated from the right winger position and got the ball in the midfield, and with a signature move of "Messi dropping his shoulders" he passed Rooney who was not good at defense.

Ignoring Lavezzi who raised his hand to ask for the ball, he continued to dribble the ball and simply dunked it.
Just when the Argentine fans were ready to cheer for the third person Messi had passed,
A red figure got stuck in front of the third man - the English central defender, and passed by Messi who was preparing for a third breakthrough. The football under Messi's feet was taken away by that figure.

"Xia Qi!"

"Nice counter-break!"

Messi's reaction was not unpleasant. He immediately turned around and entangled Xia Qi.
But Xia Qi did not give him the chance to counterattack and make up for his mistake. He made a short pass, knocked the ball to Henderson, and pointed forward, telling Henderson not to play against the wall but to pass the ball forward.

"England is fighting back!"

After the ball was passed three times in England's frontcourt, Rooney passed the ball to Xia Qi who had just returned to the frontcourt.

Hodgson's tactics were implemented unwaveringly:

"Give the ball to Xia Qi!"

As soon as Xia Qi received the ball, Demichelis rushed up.

"Ha! Argentina really made a substitution to defend Xia Qi."

"I don't think Savilia's tactics of hurting the enemy by a thousand and hurting himself by eight hundred will gain much advantage."

"At least in these five or six minutes, Argentina had the advantage on the field. At least they successfully forced Xia Qi into a B 2 B situation. If it weren't for Xia Qi, it would have been very dangerous for Messi to pass Jagielka again..."

As Huang Jianxiang and He Wei were talking, Demichelis, who had rushed up, stared at Xia Qi's feet, not daring to move.

Xia Qi didn't force the ball, he just passed it out.

After passing the ball, he accelerated and ran past Demichelis.
Demichelis touched his nose and was secretly proud:

A burst of domineering aura...haha!
Walcott received the ball from Xia Qi on the right side.
He immediately accelerated and changed direction, passed Argentine left back Rojo, and then immediately kicked the ball to the middle.

Make a "time difference!"

In the middle, Xia Qi rode his horse and appeared in front of where the football landed.

"Xia Qi!"

"Beautiful! This tactic is simple and practical!"

In the arena, the waves of boos directed at Xia Qi suddenly died down.

The stadium was filled with the cheers of English fans, and they, a minority of people, became the new owners of this stadium.

Panicked Argentine fans looked around for Demichelis who was defending Xia Qi.

Demichelis's defensive speed was actually quite fast. He was only half a second behind Xia Qi, and immediately rushed towards Xia Qi who was about to receive the ball...

In the fans' prayers (and curses)...

Xia Qi faced the falling football, raised his right foot, and gently kicked the football.
The football bounced slightly and just passed by Demichelis who was rushing over.

Demichelis was very anxious and quickly braked and chased back.

What an international joke!
How could Xia Qi allow him to have a chance to mend the situation?

He took a step forward and stuck to the back of Demichelis who was turning around. Xia Qi's right chest was pressed against Demichelis' left back.
(Note that the two do not completely overlap.)
The two of them almost simultaneously turned sideways and kicked the football into the air.

Logically speaking, Xia Qi standing behind Demichelis would be at a disadvantage.
But Xia Qi's instep kicked the ball first.

The football suddenly turned into a white light and rushed towards the goal.

Romero was stunned. He had been learning the game for more than 20 years, and this was the first time he saw football being played like this.

The Xiaqi movement is common in upper limb sports, such as badminton and table tennis.

The teacher or couple will stand behind the beginner and teach him how to swing the racket step by step.

In the football world, there really isn’t one!
Xia Qi and Demichelis are unique!
Before he could make any move, the football had already passed by him and into the net.

1: 2!

England takes the lead!
"Wow! That's so ambiguous!"

"Is this a couple shot?"

“It’s an eye-opener!”

"Dear audience, it was worth staying up late! Tonight, you saw a goal that will go down in history."

"Xia Qi first stopped the ball with a master's degree, and stopped the ball behind Demichelis."

"If it was normal, Xia Qi would have passed Demichelis and shot ahead of him.

But Xia Qi did not follow the usual path. He deliberately let Demichelis go in front, and then, like teaching a beginner, he stuck behind Demichelis and shot around him. "

online:
[It’s too hot for the eyes! ]

[What? This is true love, you know? ]

[Am I the only one who wants to become Demichelis and lie in Xia Qi's arms? ]

[On the importance of long legs… I have short legs, so I quietly deleted my account.]

[Demichelis: When Xiaqi hormones rush into my brain, I want beauty instead of football,
Xia Qi: The beauty trap will never go out of style! 】

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On the sidelines, Sabella blinked and asked his assistant: "Where is Demichelis's Law?"

The assistant thought for a moment and replied:
“Law 1: When Demichelis makes a mistake during a game, which leads to the other team scoring, the team he plays for will often launch a Jedi counterattack and eventually reverse the result of the game.

That is to say, we have to fall behind first before we can have a so-called reversal.”

"So that was England's last goal, right?"

"Yes, sir! Demichelis's Law is very scientific!"

With his confidence greatly increased, Savilia looked at his watch. There were still 15 minutes in the first half, which was the perfect time to blow the horn for a Jedi counterattack.

He gestured to Messi, Mascherano, and other players to "press forward"... (End of this chapter)