Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

on the field,
Klose celebrates with another somersault!
That familiar feeling comes over me!

The English fans were scared. Damn it, please don’t let us go 2-0 down again. My little heart can’t take it!
On the other hand, German fans were extremely excited, as they were very familiar with this "song"!
Then everyone's neck turned red, veins bulged, and they shouted at the top of their lungs: "K, wear a hat!" "K, kill that brat, you are the best!"

The online platform is also very lively:
"Is it really that exciting? After catching up 2-0, you want to do another one? Plagiarism is shameful!"

"I can't get over it! Brother Xia, my little heart can't take it anymore. Can't you just end it smoothly?"

"Can it be understood that the difference between the strength of the English and German teams is only this one goal?"

"According to your logic, Argentina and the Netherlands are on the same level as our Chinese team."

"No, Argentina may be in the same bracket as us, but the Netherlands will definitely be slightly higher. We should be guaranteed eight goals, so it's normal to lose by double digits."

"..."

On the sidelines, Hodgson was anxious. He ran to the sidelines and yelled at the players: "Give the ball to Xia Qi..."

He seemed to have completely forgotten who arranged the defense just now.

The players were also speechless, just like a flock of crows flying overhead.

However, the England players are not panicking. They are still one goal ahead, and most importantly, their backbone - Xia Qi is not panicking.

The German players’ celebration was short, after all, they were still one goal behind!

Soon, the game continued, England kicked off,
Xia Qi passed the ball to Henderson, and the ball circled around England's backcourt until both teams had dispersed.

The ball was then passed back to Xia Qi.

At this time, Kramer was defending Xia Qi, with his left hand around his waist and his right hand holding Xia Qi's arm.

It was almost an octopus-like defensive posture, but the referee turned a blind eye to it.
Xia Qi simply didn't receive the ball. He held Kramer to prevent him from moving and passed the ball directly to Rooney at the front point.

Then he took Kramer around half a circle, from the right side to the left side.

"England played very patiently, kept possession of the ball for several times..."

Huang Jianxiang's tone was a little surprised. He didn't quite understand why England was so calm after losing a point.

Is it because we are still ahead?

But a one-goal lead is not safe!

On the field, Rooney did not break through with the ball, but kicked the ball back to Xia Qi who had already changed positions.

Xia Qi kicked the ball without stopping, and the ball landed at Sterling's feet.
German captain Lahm pointed at Xia Qi and shouted to his teammates: "Keep an eye on that little guy!"

He rushed towards Sterling himself.

Sterling has a kind of "knowingly there is a tiger in the mountain but still going there" spirit.

Do not misunderstand,
He did not go to the tiger's den to challenge Ram alone.
Instead, he passed the ball over even though he knew that the German team had heavily guarded Xia Qi.

The German players had an expression on their faces that said: As expected.

About 37 meters from the goal on the left side
Kramer continued to entangle Xia Qi,

Gotze saw that Kramer almost locked Xia Qi,

Why are you still hesitating?
He immediately rushed towards Xia Qi, or to be more precise, rushed to Xia Qi's front point to intercept the ball.

Xia Qi was "fixed" by Kramer and could not rush to the ball, but he had long legs.

Stretch your left leg and use your toes to pull the football between your legs.
Then he quickly raised his left foot again and kicked the football hard.

Boom!

A muffled sound!
The football quickly flew out from under Xia Qi's feet and rushed forward along the grass.

At this time, the crowd in front of the German goal was dense, and Xia Qi hit a ground ball.

Everyone thought he was passing the ball, but there was no English player in the direction the ball went?
It seems that Xia Qi made a mistake.

Just when everyone thought that Xia Qi's kick was a mistake.

The sharp-eyed fans were surprised to find that the ground ball, which should have continued to move forward on the ground, took off!
"Take off" is not an adjective, it does not describe the speed of the ball.
But it's a verb!

Like a missile launched from the bottom of the ocean, it breaks through the waves…

If the football continues to roll on the grass and doesn't hit the thigh itself, it will be kicked out by the thigh.

But, it took off!
The German defense was caught off guard!
By the time the German defenders understood what the fans were screaming, the football had already flown to the height of a human thigh.

The flight continued to climb.

Half a person's height, the most difficult to defend!
Using your body to defend is the best method, but Hummels and Boateng... were caught off guard... Because being caught off guard will inevitably lead to panic...

At this time, the brain first issues an "inertial thinking": stop!

This is very necessary. If the football hits your hand, it is a penalty kick!

Then the brain immediately issues an instruction to "use your body to defend."

Pull your hands back: You need to pull them inwards! →! (Hands and feet work together)

Defense: Need to step outwards, ←!

→←!

As a result, no one in the well-organized back line could stop the ball.

The only thing that made the defenders feel fortunate was that if the football continued to rise like this, it would most likely fly directly into the stands.

Despite this possibility, Neuer dared not neglect it.

When the football flew towards the goal through the crowd, Neuer jumped into the air and quickly pounced on the football.

However, Xia Qi's shot was too concealed, and when Neuer found that the ball was in the air, his save was bound to be a beat late.

At a distance of thirty-seven meters, the ball can be shot in the blink of an eye.

The ball passed through Neuer's fingers and hit the crossbar.
There was a loud noise: bang!

The whole door frame was shaking!

The rising ball hit the bottom edge of the crossbar and bounced to the ground...

When the ball bounced onto the grass, Neuer fell from the air.
He fell so hard that he didn't care about the pain and immediately turned his head to look at the net... There was no miracle. The football bounced into the goal line the second time after it hit the ground. Despair immediately crept into his eyes.

...

...

The ball...actually...went in?!

The Maracana Stadium was instantly "muted" for a few seconds!

Many people's brains are still in a state of shutdown!
No matter how you look at it, it looked like a "blind shot" but it turned out to be one of the top ten goals!

Is this the “koi” buff?
After a while,
In the CCTV-5 live broadcast room, teacher Huang Jianxiang howled: "The ball goes in!"

"Xia Qi scored twice! He scored a world-class goal that was nearly 40 meters away. This is a shot that will definitely be on the top ten of the World Cup. His brilliance cannot be expressed in words..."

"I suggest that we keep our mouths shut and watch the replay of this ball..."

After this promise,

"Unleash your passion!"

"This is a diving header that is no less than Van Persie's, it's worth your madness..."

"5:3!" "England once again extended their lead to two goals. It was the 72nd minute of the game and Germany had less than half an hour left. It was still unclear who would have the last laugh."

On the sidelines, Hodgson was running along the sidelines like a madman...

When the assistant coaches caught up with him, he grabbed the assistant coaches' necks with his backhand and shook them desperately: "The best tactic is to give the ball to Xia Qi!"

"Fuck the bus formation, fuck the multi-level offense! My tactic is to give the ball to Xia Qi. This is the tactic of the world champion!"

The poor assistant couldn't speak at all, and just twisted the crazy old man's "life-threatening" finger...

Loew stood on the sidelines, staring blankly at this scene.
He never expected that Xia Qi would shoot from a harmless place, but this shot cost the German team their lives.

This kid's ability to create opportunities is so strong that no wonder Hodgson said: "The best tactic is to give the ball to Xia Qi!"

Love is lemon!
In the 2014 World Cup, the German team was actually in a period of transition, otherwise why would they need the 36-year-old Klose as the main striker?
This year, the German team had two and a half forwards:
Klose, Podolski and half of Muller.

Klose is 36 years old, Podolski is 30 years old,
Muller is 25 years younger but he is not as good as Xia Qi.
It's sour.

England not only won now, but also won the European Cup two years later...

Loew quickly calmed down. Faced with such a situation, he wanted to curse like all his German compatriots.
But he is the head coach and cannot let his emotions control him.

Turning to look at the bench

Podolski, Draxler, Khedira are sitting on the bench...

The despair of having no generals in Shu was overwhelming...

"Lucas, go warm up..."

Seeing "Prince Poldi" stand up and warm up, there was a warm cheer from the stands.

"Loew is going to make another substitution. A prince showdown is about to take place on the field, with our ice cream prince versus the Cologne prince..."

"It's a pity that the bookmaker doesn't open the market, otherwise I would sell my house and car and bet on Xia Qi to win..."

Loew's substitutions were ignored by English fans. The 30-year-old Podolski is no longer a top striker...

The game started again.

No matter how hard the Germans tried, Xia Qi always managed to keep his team two goals ahead.
With this mentality, England played very relaxed and the players played better and better.

Soon, England completely suppressed the German team. After a dead ball, Löw quickly brought Podolski on and replaced Kramer.

Replacing the best defensive players Schweinsteiger and Kramer one by one is equivalent to taking away the tight hoop on Sun Wukong's head.

Of course Löw knew this, but he didn't retreat. Not to mention that Xia Qi was "undefendable", even if he was, Germany still needed to score a goal.

Judging from the statistics alone, Klose scored twice and was in very good form, but at the age of 36 he must be running out of energy. If he could not still serve as a fulcrum, Löw would have wanted to replace him long ago.

Podolski is Loew and Germany's last hope...

But after he came on the court, he didn't have any chances, although he moved very actively and often raised his hand to ask for the ball.

But England's defense was strong and it was difficult for Germany to get the ball to Podolski's feet.

As time went on, the German players became a little flustered and impatient.
The number of fouls increased.

For England, which was leading the score, the more fouls of this kind, which was the most time-consuming and energy-saving, the better. So when Rooney, Henderson, and other hooligans on the field faced the German defense,
He often uses some fancy moves to provoke his opponent, allowing himself to be violated, and then he lies on the ground and lingers...

Every time a foul was called, Löw would rush to the fourth official to remind the referee to make up the time.

Seeing that his opponent was a little anxious, Xia Qi rationally withdrew his defense line and launched a defensive counterattack.

The German forwards finally got more chances than before.

However, England put up a fierce resistance at the front of the penalty area, and it was difficult for German players to break into the penalty area. The traditional long pass was also ineffective.
There were too many people in the England penalty area, and the ball often came out the same way it went in.

The only thing the German players can do is: long shot! long shot! and long shot!
Of course, these could not threaten England, which was on high alert.

Xia Qi is not someone who only defends but also does not attack.

In the 8nd minute, England successfully defended a German attack.

Xia Qi received the ball that was intercepted by Gerrard and ran all the way.
After breaking through the midfield, he was frantically intercepted by three German players. In order to prevent Xia Qi from moving forward, they used their hands and feet, pulling, tugging, tripping... all kinds of weapons were used.

Xia Qi had no choice but to give the football to Rooney.

Rooney advanced along the middle, but was met with fierce resistance from the opponent thirty meters in front of the German team's goal.

Rooney passed the ball horizontally to Xia Qi.
However, Xia Qi was double-teamed and could not find any loopholes in the German team, so he could only kick the ball to Gerrard who was following up at the back post.

After Xia Qi passed the ball, he ran without the ball, squeezed into the penalty area, stepped on the small penalty area line, turned his back to the goal, and prepared to receive Gerrard's pass.

At this time, the penalty area was crowded with people, and three offensive players from England squeezed in:
Xia Qi, Rooney, Walcott.

The four defenders of the German team as well as Schürrle and Klose were also there.

As a center forward, Klose retreated into the penalty area to defend against England's header.

Gerrard dribbled sideways to the left at the top of the arc in front of the penalty area, trying to find a safe passing route.

Kroos defended carefully and didn't give him any chance.

Gerrard passed the ball further back, making an "inverted triangle" and ran from the left to the right to receive the ball, but still couldn't find a chance.

Helplessly, he dribbled horizontally from right to left.
When he was almost at the middle, Gerrard suddenly shot directly.

He kicked the ball with the outside of his right foot.
The football flew into the air, drawing a rainbow in the sky and heading straight for the goal.

When Gerrard kicked his foot, Boateng, who thought it was a pass, held Xia Qi tightly to prevent him from turning around, while Hummels went around to the front of Xia Qi to disrupt the non-existent pass.

When the two men realized that they had just had a false alarm, they relaxed their guard against Xia Qi and turned to look behind them.

The football was flying very fast and headed towards the goal.

"Spoon shot!"

Neuer leapt high and came up short, but he was not flustered.

From his angle, it can be judged with certainty that the football is definitely too high!

really,

A muffled sound!
The football hit the top of the crossbar and bounced towards the goal with a huge sigh.

Hearing the muffled sound, Rooney and Walcott rushed towards the goal, stirring up everyone in the penalty area to rush forward.

The characteristic of Gerrard's shooting is: great power can create miracles!

The ball bounced a little far, and the crowd was crowded together ten meters in front of the goal.

Xia Qi, who was 18 meters away, was all alone.

At this time, Hummels and Boateng had just let go of Xia Qi, and before Xia Qi had time to turn around, the football was already flying towards him.

Xia Qi was seen hugging his ankles with both hands, exposing his buttocks upwards, then bending his knees slightly, leaning his body to the left, and moving his entire buttocks from the lower left to the upper right to make a batting motion.

The football falls,

Xia Qi hits out with his buttocks.

The football drew a strange arc and headed for the far corner of the goal.

As Neuer was stunned, he shot into the blind corner of the goal.

Damn, this is even possible?!
This is the world's first "hip shot"!

When Neuer encountered such a lucky fish, he was also drunk. (End of this chapter)