Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

The warm-up match between Barcelona and Manchester City is about to begin.

The location is the famous Camp Nou Stadium!

If there is any holy place in football, Camp Nou must have a well-deserved seat.

As the team bus slowly drove into the stadium, Lukaku was so excited that he could hardly control himself and his body swayed involuntarily.

Xia Qi, who was standing by, pushed him away from her with a look of disgust.

Now he finally understood why De Bruyne sat directly next to Kompany as soon as he got in the car.
It turns out that this is a pistachio that may "explode" at any time!
Lukaku didn't think there was anything wrong with his behavior. Instead, he asked Xia Qi in shock:

"This is my first time to make a pilgrimage here. The first time, you understand? Aren't you excited when you first come here?"

Xia Qi's face was as calm as water, and he responded calmly: "We are here to conquer it. Ittihad is the real holy land!"

"Although it may be slightly inferior to Camp Nou now, I believe that in five years, it will be far superior to Camp Nou."

In fact, he was also quite surprised in his heart. It seemed that no matter whether it was Camp Nou, the Bernabeu, or Anfield... he never seemed to be excited.

Could it be that my heart has always been so strong? That's why the system chose me?

Lukaku nudged Xia Qi with his elbow and whispered, "Boss, he's asleep, no need to say that."

Xia Qi replied seriously: "Comrade Lu, I am serious!"

Lukaku was stunned, and looked at Xia Qi carefully for a long time, and found that Xia Qi did not seem to be joking.

He put away his smile and said seriously: "Marshal Zhukov, how far is your army from Camp Nou? I want you to occupy it in an hour..."

"Comrade Stalin! In half an hour, not an hour, you will see our flag flying over the Camp Nou..."

Oh my goodness!

Why are there so many funny people around Xia Qi!

Balotelli left, and here comes someone even crazier!

De Bruyne and Joe Hart looked at each other and silently chose to close their eyes. I took a nap and didn't hear anything, and I didn't know those two people.

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This is a warm-up match, and meeting the fans is more important than the game itself.

Although he knew this in his heart, Xia Qi had never expected that he would actually feel the overwhelming enthusiasm of Barcelona fans at the Camp Nou.

When the DJ on the scene shouted at the top of his lungs: "Let us welcome the World Cup champion and the winner of the World Cup Golden Boot with the warmest applause..."

The moment Xia Qi, wearing Manchester City's No. 9 jersey, slowly walked out of the player tunnel, in addition to the dazzling flash lights, there were also cheers and screams that seemed to reach the sky.

"Xia Qi!"

"Xia Qi!"

"Xia Qi!"

To be honest, Xia Qi has long been accustomed to the boos at Camp Nou.

However, the applause and cheers... were like a young girl getting into a bridal sedan, something she encountered for the first time.

Xia Qi's thigh, which had just stepped forward, suddenly retracted at that moment.

so scary

He could actually clearly hear a female Barcelona fan shouting hysterically: "Xia... I want to give birth to a baby for you."

This is simply the wrong rhythm of the set!

Xia Qi lowered his head somewhat unconfidently and asked the caddy holding his hand: "Is this really the Camp Nou?"

The caddy responded playfully: "If you give me a jersey, I will tell you."

This summer, Xia Qi resolutely refused to land in the Bernabeu, which gave Florentino a loud slap in the face and won the favor of Barcelona fans.

After all, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

After Xia Qi knew all this, he smiled bitterly and said, "You are too happy too early. I will beat you until you cry later." "Then we will boo you!"

Hey!
Xia Qi was shocked to find that he was actually looked down upon by this little brat!
I don’t see things as clearly as this little brat!

Little brat, what you said makes a lot of sense. I am speechless.

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After meeting the fans before the game, we adapted to the venue and warmed up. The atmosphere was harmonious and relaxed, everyone was talking and laughing, and making jokes during training.

For example: Xia Qi's old captain Vermaelen penetrated Xia Qi's "crotch" and after being humiliated, Xia Qi pretended to cry, wiping away non-existent tears while chasing back.

The DJ on the scene said: "If it weren't for the upturned corners of your mouth, I would have almost believed it."

Vermaelen is the former captain of Chelsea's Arsenal and transferred to Barcelona this season. Needless to say, his relationship with Chelsea is very close.

Subsequently,

Xia Qi beautifully blocked Messi's breakthrough with a tackle, but the ball that he finally managed to grab was passed to Iniesta by Lukaku.

The fans in the stands were all laughing...

Amidst the laughter, Neymar made a beautiful "Quadra" shot with a flick of the ball...

Lukaku passed the ball in the middle, and Xia Qi made a scorpion shot...

Exploding Camp Nou.

The cheers and applause from the fans never stopped.

Photographers never let go of their shutter buttons...

Pre-match warm-up...it was over very quickly.

In the visiting team's locker room

Guardiola: "Hey guys, have fun! But from now on, the game is over and we have to fight."

"This is not a warm-up match, but an invitation for you to start..."

The tension before the battle returned instantly.

In the home team's locker room.

"I hate Xia Qi. This is Camp Nou, but his cheers are louder than all of you..."

Enrique's words quieted down the home team's locker room.

No, a warm-up match?
How to attract hatred?

Seeing Vermaelen's confused look, Iniesta kindly leaned over to his ear and said, "The boss doesn't want to live under Guardiola's shadow. He wants to prove himself and won't let go of any opportunity..."

To understanding!

Just like the forwards don't want to live under the shadow of Messi, Ronaldo and Xia, defeating them has become their inner demon.
Same thing with Enrique!
Enrique, who took over Barcelona, ​​is often compared with Guardiola by the media and fans. It would be strange if Enrique didn't feel objectionable!

When the players returned to the court, the harmonious atmosphere was gone.

Even the fans at the scene were the same, with only a small group of people left cheering for Xia Qi.

When the players from both sides were shaking hands before the game, Messi said to Xia Qi while shaking hands with him:
"The battle has begun! I won't let you steal the ball again."

After saying that, he stared straight into Xia Qi's eyes!
Xia Qi: "All I have eyes for is the goal."

Messi snorted coldly and turned away. Suarez, who was standing behind him, came up and said, "You are doomed to lose. I scored more goals than you tonight."

The third person is Neymar: "This year's European Golden Shoe is mine! Great horse!"

Xia Qi was amused by everyone's comments on MSN.

Xia Qi just smiled without showing his teeth, but Lukaku next to him was laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten his back.

Although the two people's happiness is different, they are very tacitly in this aspect of happiness. (End of this chapter)