Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

On the day after the sun broke,

Among all the news about the opening game of the Premier League, apart from the results of each team's games, almost all of them are about Xia Qi.

The Guardian:
In yesterday's Premier League opening match, Manchester City defeated Newcastle United with a staggering score of 7:0.

Among them, Xia Qi's performance was undoubtedly the focus of everyone's attention.

This young and energetic striker, with his extraordinary speed and extremely accurate shooting skills,
He scored five goals in just the first half, setting a record for the most goals scored by a single player in a Premier League opening game. At the same time, it also helped Manchester City achieve the best start in the team's history.

Daily Mail:
Xia Qi's performance yesterday was extremely shocking. His five goals fully demonstrated his comprehensiveness and decisive power.

There is no doubt that he has become the strongest contender for the Premier League Golden Boot Award in the new season.

As the season progresses, whether Xia Qi can continue to maintain such an astonishing and amazing form will surely become the core focus of all football fans.

The Sun:
Yesterday's game was not only a victory for Manchester City, but also an excellent stage for Xia Qi to showcase his superb personal skills.

He continued to threaten Newcastle United's defense from the first minute of the game.
He ended the game with a perfect score of five goals, fully demonstrating his amazing shooting skills and outstanding ability to seize opportunities.

Xia Qi's volcanic explosive power and fatal blow to the goal have made him one of the most feared strikers in the Premier League and even in Europe.

The Times:
In the opening match of the Premier League, Xia Qi instantly became the focus of global football with his extraordinary performance.

At the age of 19, he scored five goals in the game, not only helping Manchester City to a resounding victory, but also loudly announcing his strong arrival to the world.

Having shown such strong dominance at such a young age, Xia Qi's future is undoubtedly full of endless possibilities. He is very likely to become the third person to break the dominance of Mei and Luo.

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The exaggerated reports on Xia Qi by major media platforms not only did not arouse the disgust of non-Manchester City fans,

Instead, they felt that the description of their "threat" was not enough to attract the attention of the club's CEO.

Liverpool, which sold Sterling to Manchester City, was once again scolded by non-Manchester City fans for this matter and became a hot topic.

Of course, the most angry are Liverpool fans. They sold Suarez last year and Sterling this year, which made their own fans extremely disappointed. They left messages on the club's official website:

Lao Ke, even if you don’t have any aspirations, you can’t help the enemy!
How is this different from when Manchester City sold Xia Qi to Arsenal?
Klopp is actually very wronged.

His forward line includes Egyptian Messi Salah, smoky Tai Sui Mane, and center forward Sturridge...

This year, I bought Balotelli who was transformed by Xia Qi.
Balotelli can play as a center forward and a winger and he is also the first successor to "Mero". This shows how powerful he is as long as his form does not decline!
Balotelli in this time and space is still the world's top striker.

After introducing such a striker, Sterling went from being useless to being a chicken frame.
The main reason is that Sterling is really useless in Klopp's hands.
Sterling's performance on the field was too abstract, and he often played "happy football", which led to his tactical position in the team gradually declining.

If Sterling is kept in the team, he won't have much playing time, and his value will only depreciate the longer he keeps him.
Just then, a "sucker" made a premium offer, and Klopp of course agreed to this "good deal for both of us".

In fact, up to now, Sterling has not become a "system player" in Guardiola's tactics. His role in the game is not as great as Lukaku's help to Xia Qi.

I really don't see how he can help Xia Qi.

However, Guardiola and many experts believe that as long as Sterling is integrated into the "Guardiola system", he will be able to open up the width of the field for Xia Qi and help Xia Qi.

The fans thought, if Xia Qi, who only had half of the field, scored five goals in the first half, wouldn't Xia Qi, who had the entire width of the field, be able to score ten goals in the first half?
What the hell are you playing with?
So, Klopp was scolded like a dog by them!

Klopp's "self-rescue" was very quick.
On the third day of the match, Kante was signed from French Ligue 500 side Caen for million.

However, after the news was announced, Liverpool fans became even angrier. They thought how could 500 million be able to defend against million?

Who would believe it except the time traveler???
Klopp, who obviously has a sharp eye, was once again unjustly criticized!
The Mirror used an article titled "Triple Jump Premier League Freshman" to comprehensively introduce Kante, a freshman in the Premier League: from Ligue 3 to Ligue 2, from Ligue 2 to Ligue 1, and then from Ligue 1 to the Premier League, Kante's career took three years, reaching a new level every year... A sense of "Cinderella meeting Prince Charming" is evident on the page.

In this atmosphere, the reporter's question was a bit condescending and full of teachings: "Mr. Kant, do you know that every elementary school student dreams of being Ultraman and saving the earth, but as an adult, we all know that Ultraman only exists in anime... Do you think I'm right?"

Kante was not annoyed by being called a primary school student. He smiled and said, "It is my greatest honor to play against the world's best striker. I think I can steal the ball from Xia Qi's feet. Maybe he can eat me alive, but I can also tackle him away without committing a foul!"

This statement has caused controversy again.

The Guardian used the words Busquets, Casemiro, Martinez... to comment on Kante's Premier League debut at Liverpool, and the article spoke up for these well-known defensive midfielders who were defeated by Xia Qi.

The Sun even bluntly pointed out that this is a defensive midfielder whose words are harder than his feet.
The quarrel between the British media also reached Barcelona. Busquets said in an interview with reporters: "I hope Mr. Kante can still be so energetic after the match with Xia Qi."

Everyone was pessimistic. Liverpool fans were very disappointed with the signing of Kante. They asked club officials: Are we going to compete for the top four this season?
Klopp’s tough answer: The best lineup this season!

Liverpool fans immediately regretted it.
I wish I could chop off my keyboard player. Why does he have nothing better than to ask the company whether it is competing for the top four? Now even the head coach speaks in a Wenger accent when answering reporters' questions.

Fortunately, a shocking news from Manchester United rescued Kante and Kante.

Mourinho announced that Carrington genius-Pogba returned to his home team.
Pogba has grown into a world-class B2B midfielder at Juventus.

He returned to his parent team and was called the "Red Devils Savior" by the media.
Mourinho even went to the airport to pick him up with flowers in his hands...

I wonder if time travelers will laugh so hard that their stomachs hurt when they see this scene!

However, what is even more exciting is that Tottenham sold their mainstay Kane.

It is said that Rooney lobbied for the deal in his capacity as the captain of the national team.

Kane is one year older than Xia Qi, but they both entered the Premier League at about the same time.

The media admitted that if Xia Qi had not emerged out of nowhere, the title of the best young player in the Premier League should have been awarded to Kane.

Manchester United made a fortune from this deal, and Tottenham also aided their rivals!
This shows how much Tottenham fans hate Xia Qi who has made great contributions to Arsenal!

Xia Qi can only get cheers from Tottenham fans when he wears the England national team jersey? !
After completing these two deals, Manchester United became very strong.

The forward line includes Van Persie, a regular in the top ten goals, the four dark kings of Nadal who doesn't pass, Vadal who doesn't shoot, Besiktas who doesn't score, and Yang who is "hardworking".
In addition, there are Angel Wings Di Maria, Tiger Falcao, Rooney who said "I can pass the ball better than Ronaldo",

Now there is another Kane who represents the fact that “England will never lack excellent center forwards in the next ten years”.

Manchester United's forwards' ability to score goals is not just a lot stronger, but overflowing with the Atlantic Ocean.

Let’s look at Manchester United’s midfield:
The popularity is no less than that of Cristiano Ronaldo. "Your King Lin is infinitely rampant!" Lingard,

The second successor to Melo - Pogba,

The first interception of the world-class Carrick,

His talent is better than that of the originator of Rooney's circle - Anderson, and the best "Ferguson" among blue-collar midfielders - Fletcher.
Fellaini is the world's best header player and the best at sucking balls with his breasts...

The back line includes Xia Qi's good friend Luke Shaw and Phil Jones, who is worth the eighth place...

In short, Manchester United is incredibly strong on paper right now.

Mourinho, equipped with all the firepower, clamored that he would "make the neighbors quiet down."

Unfortunately, the Manchester City derby was scheduled by Zhuxie in the ninth round. Before that, Xia Qi had to go to London to kill Arsenal, the team that nurtured him. The match between Arsenal and Manchester City was the fourth round of the Premier League. Before that, Manchester City had won three consecutive games. Xia Qi scored 9 goals, not only far ahead of other Premier League shooters, but also far ahead of Messi and Ronaldo.

In Arsenal's first three games, except for the first game, which was a 2:1 victory over Crystal Palace in one of the London derbies,

The last two games ended in a 1:1 draw with the opponents. Four goals were scored in four games, which was not enough for Xia Qi to score in the first half of the game.

Facing Manchester City, the favorite to win the championship, Arsenal fans had no hope at all.

With this mentality, people are also extremely tolerant of Xia Qi's "return".

A TV show on Sky TV that is close to Chelsea wants to exaggerate the drama of Judas killing his benefactor.
Interviewed Arsenal extreme fan group - The People's Musketeers.

During the question-and-answer session, guide hatred towards "traitors".

As a result, the host was pinned to the ground and beaten by the fans, and was stripped of his clothes and forced to run naked.

The funniest thing is that when the police arrived and learned what happened, they asked the host to go to Kensington and Chelsea to report the case.

"Sir, this is Islington (Arsenal) and I can't guarantee that you won't be hurt again while you're taking your statement."

"You are committing serious dereliction of duty. I am going to file a complaint against you!"

"I am the Chief Inspector of Islington and one of the three leaders of the People's Musketeers. Are you sure you want to complain?"

"you you you…"

“Before you leave, I want to tell you that Xia Qi is not Judas. We gunmen have been stabbed in the back by many people, but Xia Qi is not him!
When he first came, our pride was only memories, and we were mocked as "Old Four" at the end of every season. After he left, the honors room was expanded to include two Premier Leagues, a Champions League, a Community Shield, a League Cup, and an FA Cup, and he also left a transfer fee of more than 100 million...

You may not know that Fan Hongxin left without looking back in pursuit of the championship.
We thought the Gunners' winter was coming, and my brother even burned his annual pass..."

At this point, the fat man who burned the annual ticket he mentioned scratched his head embarrassedly and stood aside with a silly smile.

The inspector continued:

"Then the Judas you mentioned came and not only helped us teach that unfaithful man a lesson, but also led us back to glory.

If this player is still Judas, please give me a bunch, the more the better."

"Yes, give us one!"

"Mr. Reporter, as an Arsenal fan, I declare that you are not welcome here, please leave immediately..."

The off-site host of Sky TV left in disgrace...

He left, but Xia Qi came, bringing his girlfriend Savannah Brad.
When Xia Qi drove into the Kearney base, the gate's vehicle recognition system beeped and automatically raised the barrier.

"Tom, why do you still have my license plate registration number?"

"The boss said, you will always be a member of Kearney."

At that moment, it would be a lie to say I wasn't moved.

"Thanks…"

Xia Qi's voice trembled a little...Savannah Brad patted the back of his hand.

"spy!"

"Are you here to spy on the military?"

As soon as she saw Xia Qi, Mother Ka (Cazorla) immediately rushed over, held Xia Qi under her armpits, and asked him to "confess and get leniency."

"I'm here to invite you to a party tonight!"

"Don't go!"

"You want us to be weaklings who can't play the game the day after tomorrow."

"Xia, I didn't expect you to be so despicable!"

Several other teammates joined in the booing.
"Okay, Savannah, tell your sisters not to come over tonight. It's a pity for those long legs..."

"Sisters stay, you go!"

"Long legs! Mine!"

"Savannah, you are the best sister in the world"

"late."

"No! Xia, you can't be so cruel"

"..."

Arsenal is no longer the top team in the Premier League this season.

But it is not weak.

The strongest players are of course Sanchez and Cazorla, one is a striker and the other is a midfielder.

Campbell and 272 were added to the midfield, and Giroud, Walcott and Perez were added to the forward line.

Giroud, Campbell and Perez are the aftereffects of the first game of the summer game.
On that night, almost all Premier League teams decided to make a second reinforcement before the end of the transfer market.

Giroud is returning to Arsenal for the second time this season. He spent a season with Xia Qi. After Balotelli came, he lost his starting position. He went to Serie A in the second season and returned this season.

Perez came to help in an emergency. He scored 36 goals in 17 games for Deportivo La Coruna in La Liga.
A very good scorer.

Wenger originally thought that La Coruna's offer was too high and wanted to let him off for a season.
As a result, plans could not keep up with changes, Xia Qi scored 5 goals in the first half.
Suddenly, almost all teams felt that their forward line was too weak.

It must be reinforced, but I have to buy it even if it’s expensive!

The contract was finalized on August 8, and in the third round of the league, he played for 27 minutes.

His real debut will be the day after tomorrow (the fourth round of the league).

Xia Qi also invited these players who just joined Arsenal in the new season...not those few people are missing.

Wenger and other coaching staff members also invited Xia Qi, but Wenger did not go. Everyone else accepted the invitation.

Wenger and Xia Qi strolled around the Colney base and chatted...

Let’s talk about the game, life, love and that girl… (End of this chapter)