Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Silva made a diagonal pass and sent the ball to Xia Qi's front point.

Xia Qi was almost sandwiched between Carrick and Fletcher, who were like two generals "guarding" Xia Qi as he rushed forward...

"Silva and Xia Qi cooperated, oops! Xia Qi made a rare mistake. He rushed too far and the football did not fall in front of him. Carrick and Fletcher would never give him the chance to turn around and get the ball..."

"Carrick and Fletcher blocked the space on the left and right. This time, Manchester City... Damn it! Damn it! The ball went in! Damn it! The awesome mom opened the door for the awesome one - so awesome!!!"

Zhan Jun used three "wow"s to express his admiration for Xia Qi.

AI thinks differently from ordinary people!

Humans usually solve a problem when they encounter it. For example, if Silva passes the ball, Xia Qi should solve the problem of receiving the ball first, and then think about what to do after stopping the ball...

But that’s not the case with AI!
It has holistic thinking, and solves problems in a series of holistic ways... For example, in this case, AI needs to break the door.
It's not about catching the ball, dribbling past someone, or shooting...it's about calculating how to score a goal.

Then, everyone saw this scene:
The football fell behind Xia Qi, or to be more precise, on Xia Qi's heel.

Immediately afterwards, everyone witnessed an action similar to kicking shuttlecock. Xia Qi bent his legs backward and knocked the ball with his heel.

Carrick, who was defending Xia Qi, saw with his own eyes that Xia Qi seemed to have eyes behind his head while running, and he lifted the ball from behind to in front of him.

In an instant, he and his friends were stunned!

He immediately paused, allowing Xia Qi to move half a body length beyond him, giving Xia Qi space to kick.

Commentator Zhan Jun was also shocked by Xia Qi's "such and such" catch, and he exclaimed the first "WTF"!
Fletcher's performance was slightly better than Carrick's. He saw Xia Qi receiving the ball "this way and that", although he also had an expression of "seeing a ghost".

But this did not hinder his little movements with his hands at all. He once again reached out to grab the hem of Xia Qi's jersey. After all, the referee was "one of his own", so what was there to be afraid of?
Xia Qi, who was rushing forward, was pulled and naturally stopped. Then, he swung his left leg...

Fletcher saw that he had successfully stopped Xia Qi from rushing into the penalty area like a tiger out of a cage, so he loosened his "friendly" hand. Even if the referee was very biased, it would be best if this little trick could go undetected.

However, Xia Qi swung his left foot not to stop the ball, but to shoot!

Zhan Jun uttered the second “F*ck”!
The back-heel shot was beyond everyone's expectation...

Fletcher was stunned on the spot.
At this time, Xia Qi was about 28 meters away from the goal, nearly meters away. "Bati goal!" was not too amazing.
But when you add in the heel-catching and heel-dribbling (driving past Xia Qi himself), plus a volley, it becomes extremely amazing!

The football fired towards Manchester United's goal like a cannonball. De Gea had a sad face and rushed out based on his goalkeeper's instinct and sixth sense.

As if it was carefully designed, the football just passed through his fingertips and flew into the net in a thrilling manner.

Zhan Jun couldn’t suppress his emotions at that moment and shouted “Fuck!” for the third time!
"The ball is in!"

"Dear audience, did you see it clearly? I just want to kneel down for him..."

"I feel like it's unreal. Is the time and space we live in real? Why can a shooting method that only exists in football games also appear in our lives?"

"Teacher Zhan, I don't agree with your point of view. In fact, life is far more absurd and exaggerated than novels and games...

Xia Qi's heel to lift the ball over his head is very common in our folk shuttlecock kicking sport. Of course, shuttlecock kicking and football are two different sports. It can only be said that Fletcher and Carrick pushed Xia Qi to a corner, which created such a wonderful moment..."

"Carrick and Fletcher have done a great job, forcing Xia Qi to perform at his best..."

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In every corner of the Internet, fans were in an uproar, engaging in heated and crazy discussions about Xia Qi's astonishing goal.

"Oh my god! Xia Qi's kick was a stroke of genius! From the heel kick to the volley, it was all done in one go. This operation is simply amazing!"

A fan from Germany typed these words quickly on the forum with his hands shaking with excitement.

"I watched the replay countless times, and my heart beat faster every time I watched it. This is not playing football, it's clearly creating art! Xia Qi is the Van Gogh of the football field!"

Another fan from Japan made no secret of his admiration.

"Carrick and Fletcher probably never imagined that their tight defense would lead to such a historic goal.

Xia Qi is so awesome that his opponent has become the background for his deification!"

Some Manchester United fans felt helpless for Carrick and Fletcher, but at the same time they praised Xia Qi's performance, even though Xia Qi was an "enemy"!
"I can brag about this goal for the rest of my life! Xia Qi is a football legend. His imagination and creativity are beyond the comprehension of mortals."

A Manchester City fan's face flushed with excitement.

"I had only imagined such a goal in games before, but I didn't expect Xia Qi to give us such a shocking performance in real life.

This is the charm of football, this is the magic of Xia Qi!" said a fan who was a former gamer.

"I feel like I have witnessed the beginning of a new era in football. Xia Qi's goal will become an eternal classic and will be mentioned repeatedly for decades to come."

A Chinese fan had tears in his eyes, as if he had seen the most brilliant moment in football history.

"Fletcher and Carrick will probably dream about this horrific scene in the future. How big a psychological trauma must they have suffered after being fooled by Xia Qi! But it is also because of this that Xia Qi became great."

Some fans made jokes in a humorous tone.

"Xia Qi's volley with his heel is definitely one of the most creative and difficult goals in football history. Not only is he a skilled player, but his mental strength is also outrageous!"

A professional football commentator gave a high evaluation.

"This goal was so unreal that I even wondered if I was watching a science fiction movie. Xia Qi, are you a football warrior from an alien planet?"

exclaimed an American fan.

"According to our experts from the Republic of Korea, Xia Qi's ancestral home is Korean. Only we Koreans can have such imagination and wisdom..."

Korean fans never disappoint the Internet, they once again "robbed"...

After Xia Qi scored that stunning goal, the entire stadium was instantly ignited. Although it was an away game, Old Trafford was still conquered...

Xia Qi himself was also very excited. He opened his arms and ran freely on the grass like a soaring eagle.

His face was filled with endless joy and pride, and the light of victory radiated from every pore.

He shouted loudly to Savannah Braid in the Manchester City fans' stands, and his voice seemed to break through the sky, conveying his excitement to everyone who loved him.

His teammates came like a tide and surrounded him tightly.

Xia Qi jumped excitedly, hugged and high-fived his teammates, and enjoyed this glorious moment to the fullest.

In the coaching booth, Guardiola could no longer suppress his excitement. He jumped up from his seat, waving his fists in the air, his originally calm face now filled with ecstasy.

His eyes were wide open, full of pride and satisfaction, and he kept shouting, "Great! Great!"

In contrast, the Manchester United players stood there in a daze, their faces filled with disbelief and frustration.

They looked at Xia Qi's celebration, their eyes full of disappointment and helplessness. Carrick and Fletcher shook their heads helplessly, their hearts full of regret and reluctance.

Mourinho's face was so gloomy that it seemed like water could drip out of it. He clenched his teeth, put his hands on his hips, and glared angrily at the players on the field.

His eyes showed dissatisfaction with the players' performance, as well as helplessness and jealousy of Xia Qi's outstanding performance. He paced back and forth in front of the coach's seat, mumbling constantly, as if complaining about something... In the 32nd minute of the game, Xia Qi scored twice, helping Manchester City to successfully overtake Manchester United with a score of 1:2.

Manchester United fans were helpless and at a loss when faced with this scene!

The goal conceded was not the fault of Manchester United players, it was just that Xia Qi was too awesome!

The score deficit did not frighten the Manchester United players, but instead aroused their inner ferocity.

Mourinho was on the sidelines, waving his arms constantly, signaling Manchester United fans to cheer for the players.

This trick is extremely effective!
Three minutes after the restart, City struggled to even get past half-time.

Manchester United's attack was like surging waves, one wave higher than the other, and they were determined to not give up until the score was equalized.

"Mourinho's iron will, the Red Devils' high morale... Manchester United players seemed to be in a state of madness, pressing Manchester City to the ground and rubbing them repeatedly... If Manchester City does not counterattack in time, they will soon be completely swallowed up by them..."

Zhan Jun couldn't help but worry about Manchester City. He said anxiously, "It's too passive. Xia Qi's goal seemed to make them swallow the 'Hercules Pill'. Everyone has become a super man!"

Under this situation, Xia Qi retreated to his own half.

Fletcher dared not let Xia Qi, who scored twice, out of his sight and could only follow him closely all the way.

On the field, Van Persie volleyed the ball, which hit the post and flew out, ending Manchester United's fierce attack.

Joe Hart kicked the ball out of the goal, and De Bruyne, who got the ball, was tightly blocked by Pogba, making it difficult for him to turn around smoothly.

At this moment, De Bruyne heard from the right: "Ding Ding, here."

De Bruyne immediately passed the ball to Xia Qi without hesitation.

The two cooperated perfectly, and De Bruyne did not leave immediately after passing the ball.

When Fletcher used his hands and feet to try to prevent Xia Qi from catching the ball, Xia Qi quickly passed the ball back.

At this time, Pogba, who was defending De Bruyne, had already moved towards Xia Qi. When the football passed by his feet, Pogba quickly turned around and pounced on De Bruyne again.

However, De Bruyne did not give him any chance at all. He lightly knocked the ball forward and the ball flew towards the front court, but the distance was not far. Xia Qi rushed towards the landing point of the ball like an arrow.

There was another huge booing at Old Trafford.

Fletcher started half a beat slower than Xia Qi and fell behind Xia Qi.

In order to stop Xia Qi from "passing five levels and killing six generals", he quickly reached out again and grabbed the hem of Xia Qi's jersey.

However, this time Xia Qi lost his previous good temper, and his arm swiftly "chopped" backwards.

"Snapped!"

The palm cut Fletcher's wrist like a knife, causing a sharp pain in his wrist. Fletcher loosened his palm unconsciously. Xia Qi sped up instantly and left Fletcher far behind in an instant.

Fletcher is indeed a veteran on the court. After he took two steps, he felt that the distance between him and Xia Qi was getting farther and farther.

So he let out a scream, fell to the ground, covered his face with his hands, rolled over in pain, his eyes secretly peeking at the referee through the gaps between his fingers.

The referee, who was always biased, showed an expression of "caring for the mentally retarded" on his face and chased straight towards Xia Qi.

Fletcher was stunned for a moment. Was it that the "love" had disappeared, or was it that his acting skills had not reached the essence?

He is completely confused!

Although he is confused, the referee is not stupid!

There has to be a limit to biased whistle!

If Fletcher fell to the ground and wailed immediately when Xia Qi took the sword, perhaps the referee could help him. After all, the consensus of the league is that Xia Qi being too strong is not conducive to the development of the Premier League.

But he has already run two steps and still... his IQ...

"Xia Qi starts to fight back!"

"No foul! The referee indicated that the attack was valid..."

Manchester United fans suddenly became restless and they screamed and issued warnings.

The atmosphere at Old Trafford suddenly became extremely tense.

Xia Qi ran forward with big strides. His unique long steps had a different rhythm. His handsome face reminded people of the boy before Messi and Ronaldo - Kaka.

Ten years ago, the Son of God came to Old Trafford. In an unfavorable situation of 1:3, he first headed the ball past Fletcher, then dribbled the ball away from Heinze and Evra who came to defend, and faced the attacking Van der Sar with a calm shot.

Now, the Son of God has transformed into the young man before us, riding a white horse with a silver saddle and galloping like a meteor.

Fake!

What on earth do you sons of God think Old Trafford is?
He actually attempted to "break through the door with one dragon!"

"Carrick, break his legs!"

When De Bruyne passed the ball, Carrick retreated in time. This successful prediction allowed him to seize the initiative in defense and block Xia Qi's path.

Facing Xia Qi's sprint, the experienced Carrick fought and retreated.

At this time, I heard the fans' enthusiastic cheers.

Put down the shovel?

Carrick shook his head.

A tackle was exactly what Xia Qi wanted, as it was something only a traitor would do.

Xia Qi saw that Carrick was extremely calm and did not give him the chance to pass by relying on his "double speed" advantage, so he immediately changed his strategy, pedaling on his bicycle, preparing to pass by using his skills.

Seeing Xia Qi was about to change direction to the left, Carrick thought it was a fake move, but he had to guard against it, because masters like Xia Qi can often "fake and true, true and fake!"

Of course, when defending, Carrick cannot completely give up his center of gravity.

Sure enough, Xia Qi's breakthrough to the left was a fake move!
After Xia Qi feinted a shot, he dunked the ball back.

Carrick quickly changed direction and rushed back.

But at the moment he was about to steal the ball, Xia Qi twisted his ankle and gently pushed the football with the inner arch of his right foot.

Carrick immediately thought to himself that something was wrong, but his brain reacted faster than his feet. His brain gave the order to close the small door, but his legs had no time to react.

The football passed safely between his legs. At this time, Xia Qi twisted his body and flashed past him.

Crotch-wearing is awesome!

Xia Qi passed two people in a row... (To be continued) (End of this chapter)