Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Mourinho's heart was filled with a deep sense of powerlessness.

How many sleepless nights did he endure for this highly anticipated Manchester derby? Just to be able to show off his style in front of everyone and be proud of himself!!!

At the beginning, the game had entered the rhythm he expected, and he was very proud of it. However, when Xia Qi's goal door was opened, all his efforts instantly turned into a dream bubble!!!
1: 3!

The score difference seemed small, but Xia Qi was already so angry that Fletcher couldn't stop him even with his force...

Although the score difference was not that big, the morale of the entire Manchester United team had been completely gone.

After Xia Qi changed a new ball, the game resumed.

Manchester United's morale was obviously hit hard by this goal.

The most intuitive manifestation is that when defending Xia Qi, Fletcher and Carrick consciously began to "call friends" and double-team or even triple-team Xia Qi.

This is no longer a cautious defensive strategy, but also affects Manchester United's overall defensive layout, which makes Xia Qi's teammates get more and more opportunities.

Manchester City began to control the tempo of the game.

Xia Qi was closely guarded and his attacking opportunities suddenly decreased, so he simply retreated to midfield to assist De Bruyne.

In the 38th minute, Xia Qi dribbled forward and cleverly got rid of Carrick. Just when he was about to be surrounded and double-teamed by Fletcher and Phil Jones, he made a straight pass and passed the ball to Lukaku.

Lukaku dribbled into the Manchester United penalty area, but was knocked to the ground by Evans!
This caused some controversy!
Manchester City players insisted that Evans committed a foul and should be given a red card!

However, the referee did not think so.

However, from the slow-motion replay, Evans' hand was not raised, so it was not a foul, and the referee's decision was reasonable.

This collision exposed a weakness of Lukaku, that is, this big guy who looks as strong as a bear actually has an unstable center of gravity. This is one of the reasons why Lukaku is regarded as "Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Young".

Sterling in the SLX group is another "crouching dragon and phoenix chick".

In the 40th minute of the game, after receiving the pass from Xia Qi, he could have solved the problem with just a volley, but he chose to dribble past the goalkeeper.

Manchester United goalkeeper De Gea didn't tolerate him and fell to the ground with the ball.

Guardiola shouted helplessly and angrily on the sidelines: "Be yourself!!! Cut inside and shoot. Isn't it better to be yourself? Why learn from Xia Qi?"

He pointed at Xia Qi and added, "Xia! He's a monster!!! Why are you competing with him?"

Sterling got up from the lawn, stuck out his tongue, and walked back happily with a "duck step"...

On the field, Manchester United began to counterattack quickly.

Valencia dribbled the ball down the wing and quickly advanced the ball into Manchester City's half.

Xia Qi stepped forward to defend, and Valencia calmly passed the ball to the middle and gave it to Pogba.

Pogba quickly passed the ball to the other side, and Ashley Young received the ball and made a cross from the bottom.

Van Persie and Kane surrounded the penalty area from the front and back, jumping high, like a pair of ghosts knocking on the door.

Manchester City's defenders also defended at the front and back points, with two defending one at the front point and one defending one at the back point.

The ball was finally headed out of the baseline by Kompany.

There was a huge, regretful sigh at Old Trafford.

Ferguson, who was watching TV, pressed his left chest tightly, trying to calm his overly violently beating heart, while he cursed angrily:

"Damn Italians! I draw a circle and curse you so that you won't make it to the World Cup!"

Mrs. Ferguson understands football. She quickly glanced at the screen and couldn't find an Italian among Kane, Van Persie, Kompany, Manga and LS Barletta who could make her old man angry.

So, she asked curiously, "Old man, who are you angry with?"

Ferguson stormed out: "I HATE ITALIANS!!!"

"But there are no Italian players in Manchester City or our team!"

"I'm talking about Mancini!"

Mrs. Ferguson found this increasingly odd.

"What does this have to do with Mr. Mancini?"

"You don't understand!" Ferguson waved his hands irritably, the corners of his mouth twitching in pain.

"It hurts so much, oh! I'm so heartbroken!"

"Old man, shall I call an ambulance for you?"

"It's useless. Sell him for Xia Qi, then I won't feel bad." Ferguson pointed at Van Persie on TV.

Mrs. Ferguson's eyes rolled and she instantly understood the reason.

It turned out that Van Persie's header didn't go in, which reminded Ferguson of Xia Qi. If Xia Qi had taken the shot, the ball would have most likely gone in...

In order to defeat his arch-rival, Ferguson pried Van Persie from Wenger, and in order to calm the anger of Arsenal fans, Wenger bought Van Persie from then Manchester City coach Mancini.

Whenever Ferguson saw Xia Qi scoring goals one after another, he would complain to Mancini for not selling such a good seedling to his good neighbor.

If I had bought Xia Qi, I would have created another glorious era for the Red Devils...

"You!" Mrs. Ferguson shook her head. "Xia Qi was still unknown at the time. Even if Mr. Mancini wanted to sell Xia Qi to you, you probably wouldn't want him. When it comes to training students, you are indeed not as good as Wenger. Xia Qi may not be so comprehensive in your hands..."

"David, Wayne... who is worse?"

Ferguson was immediately furious, as he was the head coach who trained the golden generation of Class 92.

Mrs. Ferguson waved her hands: "None of them is bad, but they are not as good as Xia Qi! They can't bring the World Cup back to England, but Xia Qi can... This is the value of Xia Qi!!!"

Fuck! That makes a lot of sense!
I want a new wife!

No one can persuade her except Xia Qi!!!

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"Manchester City defended extremely well and Manchester United got a corner kick."

Pogba took a corner kick from the right side of the field, and the ball was headed out of the penalty area by Kompany again.
Yaya Toure got the ball and passed it to De Bruyne.

Sterling dribbled the ball on the right side, dribbled all the way to the penalty area, and passed the ball horizontally to find Xia Qi.

Xia Qi turned his back to the goal, held Fletcher firmly with his back, stopped the ball, and pretended to turn around and dribble into the penalty area.

Damn it!

How is it possible to make this goal-scoring devil turn around???

Fletcher was frightened and immediately "shook his man", Phil Jones rushed out of the penalty area, and Carrick also gave up defending De Bruyne and moved towards this side.

Just as Manchester United's defense was "deploying troops" for Xia Qi, De Bruyne sprinted forward with all his strength.

He didn't seem to notice Xia Qi's predicament of being alone against three people, and he just passed by Xia Qi and rushed into the penalty area.

Carrick and Phil Jones exchanged a quick look and decided that De Bruyne should not be allowed into the penalty area.

Phil Jones immediately gave up Xia Qi and quickly made up for the defense.

Just at this moment,
Xia Qi used his toes to gently lift the football that was tucked under his feet an inch high.

Then use your heel to scrape hard on the outer layer of the football about one-third of the way down.

Just like a table tennis player using a racket to slice the ball.

The football spun violently, drawing an extremely strange arc, successfully avoiding the defensive areas of Carrick and Fletcher.
Flying towards the restricted area.

Phil Jones, who was returning to defense quickly, saw the ball flying towards him.
Stop immediately! What's the point of a bicycle at this point!?
Only a fool would rush to defend De Bruyne.
Of course, stretch your legs to intercept the ball.

However, just like Ai Fukuhara receiving the spin ball from the big devil Zhang Yining,
As Phil Jones's instep just touched the football, the football made a "bang" and flew towards De Bruyne's front point!

Damn it!

The whole place was in an uproar!
With the help of his wife, Ferguson in front of the TV swallowed three heart-saving pills.

"Old man, don't blame Phil. There is something mysterious about this ball."

"You figured it out too? Just now I was wondering why Xia Qi wanted the ball to spin hard when passing it to his teammates..."

"Isn't Xia's calculation too deep?"

"That Chinese boy is not good enough to play as a striker. AMF is the best fit for him. If he is under my management, he will definitely be better than Kaka."

"But I'm already better than Kaka..."

Fake!

This time I have really made up my mind to change my wife!
No one can persuade me, unless I am given Xia Qi!!!
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On the field, the football refracted and landed right in front of De Bruyne.

In terms of computing, AI is indeed faster and more accurate than humans.

De Bruyne didn't make a fuss, nor did he wonder why Phil Jones passed the ball to him.

This method of using others to deflect the ball is common in training with Xia Qi.

So without any hesitation, he stepped forward, pulled the lever and shot!

De Gea had already given up defending when Phil Jones stretched his legs.
From his perspective, Manchester City's attack has ended.

When the ball was "cleared" to De Bruyne, De Gea was stunned on the spot! !
I stared blankly as the football went through the goal I was guarding for the fourth time!!!
1:4! ! !

If nothing miraculous happens, the sky of Manchester City will be blue!!!
De Gea only realized what was happening after the ball went in. He shouted to Phil Jones: “Brother, please have pity on me, they have made me depressed!!”

Phil Jones pointed at the football bouncing in the net with grievance:
"Is there something wrong with the ball? It..."

"...Xia Qi passed the ball, what a beautiful arc! Oops, a mistake, oops, a mistake..."

Zhan Jun’s first mistake referred to Xia Qi’s pass being intercepted by Phil Jones, and the second mistake referred to Phil Jones “clearing” the ball to De Bruyne.

"The ball went in, De Bruyne scored a goal and almost ended the game, 1 to 4, Manchester United should not be able to catch up..."

The moment De Bruyne scored, he rushed towards the corner flagpole, waving to Xia Qi to join him.
Xia Qi and his teammates ran over and, led by De Bruyne, arrived at the Manchester City fans' stand.

Seeing their own players running towards them, members of the Invincible Blues Fans Association in the stands shouted in unison: "Xia, Savannah wants to spend time with you. Score another goal and we'll ask Guardiola to give you a day off. You can go on a date in the second half!"

This remark resonated with all Manchester City fans, and everyone shouted: "Let's go on a date in the second half!"

The sound penetrated the stadium, causing dissatisfaction among Manchester United fans, who booed loudly.

"Haha, Manchester City fans told Xia Qi to clock out after scoring another goal in the first half. Now it's the 44th minute of the game, with three minutes of injury time. It's difficult but not impossible to score another goal within four minutes."

"Xia Qi, come on!"

"Xia Qi, come on!"

Teachers Zhan Jun and Zhang Lu, who were doing the live broadcast at the scene, also heard the request of Manchester City fans and sent their blessings to Xia Qi respectively.

Originally, after the Manchester United players were demoralized, the atmosphere at Old Trafford was relatively relaxed.
Now that Manchester City fans have made such a fuss, the stadium has instantly become murderous.

The pride of the Red Devils rekindled the fighting spirit of Manchester United players, and they secretly vowed: in the remaining time of the first half, they must not let Manchester City score another goal.

The game continues,

The entire Manchester United team quickly changed their goal, from aiming to win all three points before the game to just hoping not to concede any more goals at this moment.

They put themselves in an extremely humble position...

Although the goal is humble, the actions of the feet and hands are not humble at all.

In order to curb Manchester City's fierce momentum, Carrick had no choice but to hug Xia Qi who was about to sprint, and thus received the second yellow card in the team.

A minute later, Kane made a fierce tackle on De Bruyne and also received a yellow card.

In the 46th minute, Xia Qi used a fake move to pass Fletcher, but was tackled by Fletcher. However, Xia Qi was as steady as a rock and could not fall even if Fletcher tackled him.
Finally, the referee couldn't stand it anymore and gave Fletcher a yellow card.

"Fletcher should have been given a yellow card a long time ago."

"It's a yellow card battle! Manchester City got two yellow cards, Manchester United got four yellow cards. If they keep playing like this, aren't they going to play the second half?"

In just a few minutes, Manchester United received three yellow cards in a row, but Mourinho on the sidelines had no intention of comforting the players, allowing them to be swayed by their emotions...

"This is not the spirit of the Red Devils. Mr. Mourinho has misunderstood us..." Mrs. Ferguson said softly to Ferguson.

"I have already told the board that Mourinho is not suitable for us, but they just don't listen..."

Having said that, Manchester United's payment of multiple yellow cards was effective, at least they successfully ended Manchester City's attack.

Time passed by unknowingly and it was the last minute of the first half of the game.

Pogba faced Yaya Toure's fierce pressure and passed the ball to Carrick.

The latter jumped high, ready to pass the ball back to waste the last minute, and leave counterattacks to the second half.

Carrick, who was jumping in the air, didn't notice Xia Qi at all, nor did he expect that Xia Qi was still fighting hard at this time...

The ball flies to Phil Jones.

But the football and the person appeared in front of Phil Jones at the same time, how could Phil Jones snatch the chess from Xia Qi? ?

Xia Qi stopped the football steadily with his chest.

There were exclamations again at Old Trafford.

Fletcher accelerated towards Xia Qi, but because he already had a yellow card, he dared not use his hands, so he could only use his feet to disrupt and interfere with Xia Qi.
But Xia Qi lightly lifted the ball and it flew over his head and Phil Jones's head. Then Xia Qi turned around quickly.
Facing Evans's backup defense, Xia Qi picked up the ball again, and the football flew over Evans' head and fell behind him.
At this time, goalkeeper De Gea left the goal and just halfway through, Xia Qi picked up the ball for the third time.
This time it was not a dribble, but a shot.

The football drew a "spoon"-like arc in the air and flew into the net for the fifth time.

"Spoon shot!"

"The ball is in!"

"1:5! Manchester City can really call it a day. Xia Qi scored four goals in the first half and was unstoppable."

At the moment the football flies into the net,

Manchester City fans cheered: "Date!"

"Date!" "Date"

"A working man with a working spirit, Xia Qi rushed to fulfill the fans' wishes at the last minute and was determined not to work overtime?" Zhang Lu joked.

"Manchester City fans' honey trap is very effective. Xia Qi completed the preparatory task of the date with three-legged dribbling..." Zhan Jun also agreed...

"Dating!"

"Dating"

"Dating!"

Manchester City fans are extremely excited, while Manchester United fans are livid
Mr. Halftime lives up to his reputation!

"..." (End of this chapter)