Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Chapter 55: Barb Solitaire, the old enemy cries

1: 2!

In the fourth minute of the game,

Arsenal overtakes its opponents!

But what excited Arsenal fans was Xia Qi's statement under Ferdinand's threat.

[If you want to kick my leg off, do it now! I can't wait a moment. 】

Astute stadium photographer,

The figure of Xia Qi, who has an indifferent face and is standing in the crowd with a football on his feet, is captured in the photo frame.

Not far away from the camera, Ferdinand roared behind his teammates, making this ordinary photo immediately become vivid,

Xia Qi's action and Ferdinand's fierceness make this "Double Red Club" sure to become an eternal classic.

This photo will be in the Milan derby,

Inter Milan No. 23 Materazzi put his right arm on the shoulder of Milan No. 10 Rui Costa and watched the fireworks together, which has become an eternal memory.

Wenger looked at Ferguson a little strangely. In Wenger's mind, Ferguson should stand on the sidelines and turn on the hairdryer at full speed, instill the fighting spirit of the Red Devils into the players, and at the same time try every means to anger the Arsenal players.

Wenger didn't want the players to be fooled, so he arranged for the old captain Vermaelen, but he also wanted to know what the furious Xia Qi would look like.

So neither he nor Pat Rice made it to the front desk as players from both sides pushed and shoved each other.

But the person who knows you best is always your old rival. Ferguson seemed to see through the two people's mood, and it was not as usual.

The game continues,

Xia Qi's "one-stop" approach allowed Manchester United to break through the defense. After all, Xia Qi is not Messi. He is just a "junior" who has played five Premier League games.

Manchester United, who were bullied by their juniors, played a little anxiously.

Vermaelen and Van Persie, in the dialogue between the two old and new Arsenal captains, the new captain Vermaelen narrowly won, kicked Van Persie on the butt, and gave the football to his partner Per Mertesacker.

Mertesacker found Wilshere with a kick, and Wilshere drove the ball into the penalty area.

In the penalty area, Xia Qi carried Ferdinand and caught the ball with his back.

The two had just gotten into trouble on the court, and now they were fighting "one on one" again.

The temperature of the entire venue rose sharply by 107°C

This is a hard confrontation between body and body, with no technical content. It is the most primitive duel between men.

Often the most original one is the most popular, and all the fans in the audience will call like crazy! I don't care if my throat smokes.

On the pitch:

Ferdinand used his experience to seize a very advantageous position and pinched Xia Qi's waist with his hands, but he still couldn't block Xia Qi.

Seeing that Xia Qi was about to turn around, he quickly called Evans to come over and help.

"Xuxu..."

The boos from the Arsenal fans made Ferdinand's face burn, but the subsequent applause from the Manchester United fans made him feel better.

Manchester United fans were a little disappointed at first, but then they thought about it. Isn't this a kind of calmness? Isn't this a kind of calmness? Isn't it a general knowledge of how to advance and retreat?

So he immediately applauded.

The AI ​​controlled Xia Qi's body and wanted to "fight one against two" - hard sex. Xia Qi heard the creaking of bones and the friction of muscles. He was so distressed that he almost suffocated.

Fortunately, Evra rushed over from the front...

Evra → What a good person!

AI did not withdraw now, and the football was passed to Podolski's feet.

The latter was at the front of the penalty area, no matter what, he directly took a long shot.

The football hit Evans' thigh, and Rafael followed up with a kick to clear the ball. The football flew above Wilshere's head, preparing to continue flying towards Valencia.

Wilshere quickly turned around, turned his back to the goal, leaned back, and raised his foot to make an overhead kick.

Affected by the live broadcast screen,

Zhan Jun in the Penguin live broadcast room shouted: "Barb shot."

But the ball didn't hit the goal, but was hooked to Xia Qi.

When Xia Qi passed the football to Podolski, he had already turned to face the goal, and turned his back again when the football was blocked from the penalty area.

Saw the football fly back.

Xia Qi immediately stepped forward, kicked off his feet into the air, and leaned back into the posture of inserting onions upside down.

Swing your left foot and tilt your right foot upward. When the football flies towards you, your upturned right foot swings downward quickly to send power to your left foot. At the same time, your left foot swings upward quickly, and your instep is directed towards the football. “Overhead hook relay!”

"Xia... chess... chess... chess!"

Affected by the live broadcast, fans in front of the TV could only see two segments of the hook.

The fans at the scene were in awe, as they completely saw Wilshere and Xia Qi perform the hook-and-loop fast and accurately.

The football's flat throw line rushed over the heads of Ferdinand and Evans, passed through De Gea's flying fingertips, and got into the gap between the fingertips and the post!

1:3! ! !

"The ball is in!"

"Nice overhead shot!"

"A rare barb solitaire score!"

"Xia Qi scored a hat trick in the 5th minute."

"Xia Qi's hat trick broke two Premier League records. One was the record for the fastest hat trick in the opening game. The previous record was 16 minutes into the game.

Another record is the shortest interval between hat-tricks. Xia Qi's first and third goals took only 198 seconds, while the previous record was Robbie Fowler's 4 minutes and 33 seconds. "Note ①

Manchester United fans' hearts sank to the bottom of their hearts. They were in a daze. Their team had scored the fastest goal in the Double Red Club at the beginning. How come they were two goals behind after three points?

Can anyone tell me what happened?

With Arsenal fans singing, Manchester United kicked off for the fifth time in Valencia,

Manchester United attacked more urgently, but after Ferguson roared twice, it backfired.

The forward attacked in a hurry, but the midfielder was yelled by Ferguson, was slow, and was out of touch with the forward.

Carrick's through ball was short. After Cazorla stole the ball, he glanced at Wilshere, who was being tightly defended, and passed the ball to Aaron Ramsey.

Death quickly pulled away and passed the football into the penalty area from the right side parallel to the penalty area line.

Xia Qi jumped up in the middle, was elbowed by Ferdinand, and fell from the air. However, Ferdinand gave Xia Qi a blow with all his strength and failed to grab the first place of the football.

"Xu Xu...!"

"Red card!"

"Red card!"

"Penalty kick!"

"Penalty kick!"

Facing the roar of 10,000 Arsenal fans, the referee on duty shrank his neck and heard nothing.

What kind of international joke are you kidding? The score is 1:3, Manchester United’s home court, a red dot package for Manchester United? Want to lose your job?

The football flies backward,

Podolski forced a shot due to interference from Rafael, and the football bounced off the post.

At this time, a bolt of lightning rushed in, facing the football with a diving header, and the football flew from De Gea's head into the goal.

1: 4!

That lightning bolt was Xia Qi who had just been elbowed.

Arsenal fans all stood up and applauded. This applause was not for the goal, but for Xia Qi, who was still fighting after being elbowed!

It was only 8 minutes into the game, and the interval between Xia Qi's first goal and his fourth was only 6 minutes.

Arsenal fans heard sobbing in the next stand!

It's so cool to hear the cries of our old enemies in their hearts!

This is absolutely the best music in the world.

　Note ① Mane’s 2 minutes and 56 seconds (176 seconds) is the fastest interval in the Premier League.

　　But this record was set in 15 years.

　　He also had the fastest opening record, completing a hat-trick in the first 16 minutes.

　　I originally wanted to find Mane's previous record for the fastest opening, but the information was difficult to find. It took me a long time to find De Bruyne's 24 minutes, but that happened later.

　　Because it was too time-consuming and affected the update, Mane's opening 16 minutes were used.

　　Hope everyone can laugh it off.

　　As for why Xia Qi didn't break Mane's record of 176 seconds, it was to give some room for the future.

　　

　

(End of this chapter)