Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Chapter 68: Fake it and make it real (Fourth update)

Holtby received a yellow card, and Arteta and Adebayor also received a yellow card because they were the leaders.

Before the first half was over, the referee sent out five yellow cards.

The atmosphere of the derby was immediately apparent.

Arsenal took a free kick in the frontcourt,

Wilshere saw that the defense on the opposite side was in place and there was no chance, so he dialed the football back and gave it to Arteta.

At this time, Xia Qi retreated from the frontcourt.

Cheers erupted in the stadium.

The response from Xia Qi that fans have been waiting for is here.

Arteta glanced at Wenger on the sidelines and saw that he had no expression, so he kicked the football to Xia Qi.

The cheers of the audience reached its peak.

"Xia Qi is so tough!"

"Unlike some players who like to show their toughness with words, he expresses it directly with actions."

"Young people, what can you do if you don't have some blood! And Arsenal needs this kind of blood very much."

"The pressure is on Tottenham. Do you dare to shovel in front of everyone?"

Spurs have retreated and their defense is intact.

So, Xia Qi slowly walked the football through the center circle.

This attitude does not sound like an attack, but more like a provocation.

Holtby is also a young man who is passionate and arrogant. He rushed out of the crowd, stepped forward to intercept Xia Qi, and waved to his teammates not to help.

This gesture won applause from everyone in the audience.

The young man was inspired by this, his whole face glowed, and his whole body was filled with ancient power.

When two people are three or four meters apart,

Xia Qi suddenly speeded up and made a fake move to break through to Holtby's left side.

Holtby knew that both Xia Qi and Bell were "child-eating" devils, and they had to guard against fake moves, but when they pounced to the left, they did not use "exhaust force" and retained three points of strength.

Sure enough, Xia Qi's right foot knocked the football back to his left foot.

Xia Qi's left foot was Holtby's right, and Holtby quickly adjusted his center of gravity.

But this was a fried ball. When he changed direction, the football was pulled back to the right by Xia Qi.

Holtby:

Brain → left

Body → to the right

Feet→Who should I listen to? Listen to one foot?

Then don't knock yourself out.

Xia Qi glanced condescendingly at Holtby, then walked forward with the football.

Not much harm, very insulting!

Holtby's face turned red, he quickly got up, chased Xia Qi, and immediately put the shovel behind him.

At this time, all Holtby could think about was: "Tackle him down", and all other things about the game were forgotten.

"what!"

"careful!"

The stadium echoed with the screams of fans.

"Holtby..."

"Danger"

In the Penguin live broadcast room, Zhang Lu also exclaimed.

In the AI ​​state, Xia Qi strolled forward. Facing the defense of Dembele and Parker, he kicked the football with his feet.

at the same time,

Holtby's slide tackle also arrived;

It looked like his foot was about to shovel firmly into Xia Qi's right foot.

The timid fans in the stands who were concerned about Xia Qi covered their eyes.

Arsenal's team doctor was already standing pitchside.

This kick brought Holtby's revenge. Xia Qi would definitely fall down on the lawn, then roll around in pain while holding his feet...

Although Holtby saw Xia Qi passing the football, he did not stop his kick. His original intention was to hit Xia Qi's foot.

There were curses in the stands, and some Tottenham fans were shaking their heads.

Holtby thought he could tackle Xia Qi's right foot, and he was ready to get a red card.

But he scooped it up!

Shoveling a ball of air, he was confused on the spot. Where was Xia Qi's foot? Where are the feet?

original,

The AI ​​calculated that as long as the foot is raised, it will not be shoveled. Then a martial arts action appeared on the court: kicking towards the sky.

Xia Qi's left foot is on the ground and his right foot is raised to the top of his head. His posture is straight and powerful. Master Ma will praise him when he sees it: It's a waste of juice.

The Internet burst into laughter again:

[I haven’t practiced martial arts, so I don’t dare to play football anymore]

[Xia Qi is so bad, waiting for him here. 】

[Xia Qi is definitely a great master of martial arts. Look at his calm demeanor. 】

The Emirates Stadium has also become a sea of ​​joy. I thought it would be an accident, but I didn't expect it to be a story.

Xia Qi's movements are easily accepted by others. In the eyes of foreigners, Chinese people know Chinese Kung Fu, and Xia Qi is a Chinese and knows how to kick in the air. Isn't it normal?

The football was passed to Podolski by Xia Qi.

Podolski's shot hit the side netting.

The referee on duty waited for Podolski to shoot before running up to Holtby and showing him a yellow card.

Two yellows combined and Holtby was off.

...

...

Tottenham have one less player.

While you are sick, I will kill you!

Amid the cheers of Arsenal fans, Arsenal stepped up their offensive.

Their offense is huge, but there are relatively few truly threatening shots.

The reason:

First, Arsenal players are too impatient and want to devour their opponents in one bite, resulting in a lack of cooperation among their teammates.

Second, Tottenham, with one less player, were united, especially the midfielders and backfielders, who defended without hesitation and resolved many dangers.

In the 42nd minute, Xia Qi squeezed away defender Vertonghen who was defending him near the penalty spot and kicked the ball to the ground.

The football passed through Dawson and Walker continuously, but was missed by Lloris's fingertips in front of the goal line. The football missed the post and flew out of the baseline.

When the football slid out from the post, Xia Qi's mind was buzzing. The sound was like the sound made by a broken computer fan that stopped and started spinning.

Xia Qi estimated that Lloris's divine save stunned the AI.

AI calculations are based on common sense, and human will and supernatural power are not within the scope of its calculations.

Lloris, who successfully deflected Xia Qi's shot, stood up and raised his arms and shouted.

Tottenham fans also matched his call and gave him warm applause.

If possible, Xia Qi would like to tell Loris: "Brother, well done, you've made us humans look bad."

At this time, the linesman on the sidelines called eight minutes of stoppage time.

Tottenham fans booed in dissatisfaction.

Everyone can see that Tottenham, who are missing one player, are in danger. At this time, the stoppage time is too long, which is very detrimental to Tottenham on the edge of the cliff.

however,

Football is round.

on the field,

Podolski shot, but Vertonghen blocked it from the penalty area. Parker made a clearance and passed the ball.

When the football reached the center circle, Adebayor jumped high and tipped the ball to Bell.

Tottenham fans cheered.

Their layout of not recalling frontcourt players when their own goal was most dangerous worked.

Facing Sagna's defense, Bell quickly changed direction and took the ball outside.

Sania follows closely, trying to get him to stay on the outside.

On the way, Bell thought about people several times, but Sagna didn't give him a chance.

This wave of defense by Sagna made Wenger return to the coaching bench, and Arsenal fans had smiles on their faces again.

Soon, the two reached the bottom line. Bell stepped on the football at the bottom line. Just as he was thinking about how to deal with it, he saw a white figure rushing into the penalty area from the corner of his eye.

There was no time to think about it, the football flew towards the penalty area, flew past Vermaelen at the front point, flew past the goalkeeper in the middle of the goal, and landed at the back point.

Lennon, the little eDonkey, jumped up high during a sprint and smashed himself and the ball into the net.

In the 47th minute of the first half, Tottenham, with one less player, tied the score.

"This is football. Tottenham were short of one player and were suppressed by Arsenal throughout the game, but they seized the few opportunities and evened the score."

"Fake things are real and real things are fake. On the football field, only goals are real. Everything else is imaginary. Those who have the upper hand may not score, but those who fall behind may have the last laugh..."

The two sides tied 2:2 in the first half.

After the referee blew the whistle at the end of the first half, Wenger did not wait for his own players and turned around and walked into the tunnel with a stinking look on his face.

Obviously, he was not satisfied with the score on the court.

On the contrary, Tottenham were full of laughter...

(End of this chapter)