Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Chapter 84 A one-man goalkeeper never takes the unconventional route

Bayern began to counterattack, but they did not use the two wings they are good at flying together, and did not allow Robben to take off. Instead, they used short passes in a small area to penetrate Arsenal's defense like peeling an onion.

This is not their style of play.

Wenger smiled. On the surface, coach Heynckes was calm and didn't seem to care about Arsenal. In fact, many changes were arranged for tonight's game.

Arrange for Cross to defend Xia Qi,

Not to mention the widely-familiar "Two Wings Flying Together",

These measures are to avoid being calculated by Wenger.

This shows that Heynckes still attaches great importance to Arsenal.

When Bayern's forwards advanced to the front of Arsenal's penalty area, it was not Bayern's frontcourt commander Kroos who presided over the attack, but Schweinsteiger.

This is another special arrangement.

Heynckes had to stay up late for tonight's game!

At the front of Arsenal's penalty area, Bastian Schweinsteiger distributed the football to Robben's feet on the right wing.

Wenger frowned on the court. Heynckes had made so many arrangements, how could he go back to his old ways?

Isn't it unnecessary?

This unscientific!

Wenger thought for a moment and saw through Bayern's killer move.

He quickly ran out of the coaching bench, shouting loudly as he ran: "Be careful, Ram!" "Ram!!!" "Ram!!!"

on the field,

Robben received the ball on the right side of Arsenal's penalty area, moved the ball to the outside, and defended Gibbs, of course from the inside but not from the outside.

This is very close to the bottom line, and Robben sinking to the bottom is something both sides can accept.

Robben went down and sank two or three steps. On the way, he suddenly dunked the ball without any warning. He dunked and pulled the ball against his right foot. At the same time, the ball reached Robben's left foot. At the same time, his body completed the movement. Change direction within.

His left foot followed the trend, and the man passed by Gibbs' right side.

Gibbs defended himself from the inside but not from the outside, and was always careful to prevent Robben from cutting inside.

But, in the end, I still avoided loneliness.

Gibbs, who was beaten by Robben, wanted to slap himself twice.

"Danger!"

"Robben cut inside the box."

Zhang Lu’s explanation represents the views of most people.

But Wenger said no!

He ran out of the coaching bench and shouted: "Be careful, Ram!" "Rahm!!!"

Heynckes on the other side smiled. To be honest, he quite admired Wenger for seeing through it so quickly.

Therefore, it is worthwhile to make so many changes.

Robben passed Gibbs, and Arsenal's two central defenders quickly closed the door and locked Robben out. This was inevitable. No one dared to let Robben kick.

So, who will defend Bayern defender Lahm who drives forward from the back? ? ?

The final blow is the defender!

It is more common in the hands of Italian coaches. Bayern usually does not use it very much. This change will only increase when encountering high-end games of Royal Saar.

So, what should Arsenal do with Yourong? It’s still the same as Yourong! !

Wenger's call,

Ram’s arrogance,

Saved Arsenal.

Arsenal midfielder Cazorla heard Wenger's call and immediately rushed towards Lahm.

At this time, Robben pushed the football across the middle.

Lahm stepped in from behind, but Van Persie couldn't do it. He didn't stop the ball and shot. He had to stop the ball first, but he didn't follow up with a "kick".

This is, "Hand of the Eagle!"

He actually,

I also want to adjust the angle to a comfortable angle.

This is outrageous!

Look down, who?

Cazorla rushed over, and they both swung towards the football at the same time.

In the restricted area,

Right kick!

"Boom!"

Football, bounce very high.

Mertesacker is indeed the anchor of Arsenal's defense. He was the first to grab the ball, but he did not make a big save immediately.

Instead, stop the football with your chest.

In the eyes of everyone, this is also the "hand of the eagle".

Wenger on the sidelines screamed in surprise.

He wanted to rush onto the court and say to Mertesacker: Brother, this is a restricted area!

The Bayern generals were overjoyed and rushed towards Mertesacker.

Mertesacker stopped the ball with his chest, half-turned, and completed it in one go, passing the football to Xia Qi before Bayern generals interfered.

Bayern: Defender shoots!

Arsenal: Defender assists!

That's reasonable!

"Xia, fly!"

As Mertesacker roared,

The eagle's hand instantly became the god's hand.

The two teams' offense and defense reversed!

"Return to defense!"

"Get back to defense quickly!"

Cross immediately rushed to Xia Qi, regret occupying his heart at this time.

He regretted that he did not defend Xia Qi closely.

Xia Qi rushed forward like an arrow from a string. The only ones who could save Bayern were Boateng and Dante.

Xia Qi, who was sprinting, stopped the ball while decelerating.

"Pretty!"

The football stopped right in front of Xia Qi, and Xia Qi immediately accelerated, not allowing Cross, who was chasing after him, to shorten the distance. Instead, it widened the distance between the two.

Boateng signaled to his partner Dante, asking Dante to rush forward while he defended him.

The defensive strategy of one after another is the best response at this time.

Dante did not dare to hesitate and moved forward to block Xia Qi's path.

Soon, Xia Qi rushed in front of him. After slowing down slightly, Xia Qi made a "Messi shoulder sinking", leaning his body to the right, and at the same time, the football was still pulled on the outside of his right foot.

Why are you hesitating?

At this tilt angle, Messi can bounce back because he is short. Xia Qi is 1.89 meters tall. Can this be a fake move? ?

I’m doing a live broadcast of washing my hair upside down!

Dante was full of confidence and stretched his legs to steal the ball.

However, Dante didn't know,

AI specializes in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction!

Football disappeared in front of Dante.

what?

I want to live broadcast? ? ?

Crossing Dante in Xia Qi is more convenient than crossing the road at four o'clock in the morning.

Dante's eyes were wet, am I "killed" now?

There was no time to express any emotion, so he immediately turned around and chased after her.

He warned himself, don't give up, there is still a chance, as long as Boateng can buy himself a second.

Boateng was confused.

He was holding back for Dante to defend, and had to see clearly the actions of the two people in front of him in order to check for any gaps, but in the end he couldn't see anything clearly.

Qi Qiu and Xia Qi rushed towards him one after the other.

Boateng subconsciously stretched out his leg to break the football. Suddenly, a thigh that did not belong to him touched the football first.

Fake!

It turned out to be a trap!

The so-called travel experience turned out to be a "trap"!

In an instant, Boateng felt a chill on his back. He was glad that he was "scared".

If he hadn't been distracted, he would have fought with all his strength. Now that the center of gravity had been handed over, he would be Dante's second best.

Sure enough, cunning has nothing to do with age;

Mom is right, even the forwards can’t be trusted! Especially the handsome striker is the best at deceiving people.

Boateng's heart rang with alarm bells, and he told himself that the same way he defended Melo, he would defend this kid.

cheer,

Staring at the football, slowly retreating sideways, not giving Xia Qi a chance to excel, while waiting for Dante to come back.

Of course, AI would not let him get what he wanted, and immediately put the football on Boateng.

Boateng quickly retreated to the edge of the penalty area.

Seeing the white line on the ground, Boateng immediately became dizzy.

At this time, he was riding a tiger with difficulty.

There is no way to retreat,

If he retreats into the penalty area, he is afraid that Xia Qi will put the football between his feet and force it to lean against him. This is how Diving Luo plays.

I don’t dare to take this risk.

We can only hold on and fight decisively.

Xia Qi moved the ball to the left, and Messi dropped his shoulder again. When Boateng intercepted to the right, Xia Qi immediately dunked the ball back and moved it to the right.

However, Boateng is not a fuel-efficient lamp. He changed direction almost at the same frequency and adjusted his body's center of gravity back.

However, Xia Qi quickly and coherently pulled the football horizontally again and changed direction for the third time.

In a flash of lightning, three consecutive hits!

Boateng's brain can follow the rhythm of AI, but his body cannot.

Every time Xia Qi makes Messi lower his shoulders, he must make the action real. Boateng must also make the center of gravity of his body real, otherwise, Xia Qi will pretend to be real and really extraordinary.

Two consecutive changes of direction were Boateng's limit. When he tried hard to make a third move, there was a snap, and the world's top center back was knocked down without physical contact.

The whole place was in an uproar!

My jaw dropped to the floor!

At that moment,

Neuer ran out of the door in a lightning-fast manner.

He is an offensive goalkeeper, and his unique skill is to defend one-on-one goals.

However, AI is very accurate in calculating normal human reactions, and will only make mistakes when it encounters human emotions.

Just like just now, Boateng was confused for a moment and was not included in the AI's calculations, otherwise he would not have cheated with "Tangda".

At this time, Neuer's attack is included in the calculation of the AI. The more he does not give Xia Qi a shooting angle, the more accurate the AI ​​calculation will be.

When dealing with human goalkeepers, the way AI handles them is always eye-catching, always making Wenger's blood pressure soar and making him want to curse.

When Xia Qi rushed towards Neuer with his teeth and claws wild, he suddenly turned around and kicked the football under his feet hard towards Dante, who was chasing after him with all his life.

(Boateng fell, and the first one to catch up was the unlucky guy - Dante.)

The football hit Dante's knee,

Dante, firstly, really couldn't stop his body and make the action to steal the ball. Secondly, I really didn't expect Xia Qi to be so cool.

Is this something normal humans would do?

The football was pushed towards the goal by the forward knee. Then, Xia Qi quickly turned around, passed through the fallen Neuer, jumped high behind him, and headed the ball into the empty goal.

All this seems "lucky", but in fact it is all under the calculation of AI. From the "perspective" of AI, this operation is the safest, and the probability of success is as high as 99.99999%.

but,

From a human perspective, you are a fucking lunatic.

Just like Balotelli's one-shot goalkeeper, who shoots in circles, it's all crazy! ! !

"Xia Qi knocked Boateng down!"

"Single sword!"

"Chance!"

"Noel! As expected of Neuer! He struck very timely!"

"Xia Qi turns around and passes the ball!"

"Pass...fuck you! Fuck you!...The ball has been scored!"

"Fuck! Xia Qi's shot is unconventional! It's all about heartbeat."

Zhan Jun's dirty words were unanimously praised by all fans on the Internet.

[How can Xia Qi’s single sword be so bad? 】

【Fuck! I thought about the ending, but not the process. 】

【Fuck! Can any master tell me whether this is a magic ball or has Xia Qi calculated it long ago? 】

【grass! Even if it is well designed, it cannot be played like this! So special, so anti-human. 】

[I don’t even support the wall, so I just obey Teacher Zhan Jun. What I did was too right and too subtle. 】

[There are two things in this world that never disappoint me. One is teacher Zhan Jun’s explanation, and the other is Xia Qi’s single-handed ball. I don’t know what you are scolding? Xia Qi's single-handed ball, when did humans pass it? 】

[Fuck, after being told this by someone upstairs, I realized that it was really right. I suddenly felt that my situation was too small, so I kicked it back. It’s not like I haven’t played Xia Qi before...]

Allianz Arena,

After Dante's knee assisted Xia Qi's goal, the Allianz Arena was silent. Bayern fans seriously suspected that they were watching Japanese animation or an Indian drama.

Can you still play like this with single-handed ball?

Use the opponent's defender as a fulcrum? What idiotic editor came up with this idea? ?

Even when the referee was on duty, blowing the whistle that the goal was valid could not wake them up.

On the sidelines of the pitch, Wenger's blood surged with anger, and he instantly became Guan Erye's face.

Pat Rice quickly ran away and cheered with the players on the bench.

In the distance, Mertesacker looked at Xia Qi with a look of resentment. After Xia Qi did this, his assist data was gone.

Balotelli rushed towards Xia Qi and jammed his neck, shaking him vigorously: "That's so cool. I have an idea that will definitely be as good as yours. Pass the ball to me quickly."

Xia Qi, who was in Al state, could not answer, otherwise he would advise Balotelli to stop being inspired.

Al's "blind kicking" is based on a lot of calculations, so there will be mistakes.

Human beings are better off being normal.

Suddenly everything went dark, and Xia Qi was pushed down hard by Boateng.

Boateng came forward for Dante and Neuer.

Xia Qi, is that a goal?

That’s Salen pig heart!

Too bullying!

Boateng pointed at Xia Qi's nose and shouted: "Stop showing off your footwork, or I will kill you."

Balotelli was furious and pushed Boateng down with his backhand: "Hey, brother, this is art! Don't you think this is so cool?"

Balotelli speaks the truth, but his truth is based on the wounds of others.

Dante rushed over and put his forehead on Balotelli's. He didn't hit anyone, but his eyes were cannibalistic.

Robben, Schweinsteiger...

Cazorla, Mertesacker...

Players from both sides quickly gathered around.

The Allianz Arena was booed.

[After tonight, Neymar is no longer the person most hated by defenders. 】

[Xia Qi’s choice is also a kind of helplessness. Neuer blocked almost all angles. Xia Qi could only...pass the goalkeeper...Okay, I can’t make it up anymore. I admit that Xia Qi deserves a beating, but I like it. ah! 】

[I also like it. It doesn’t take the usual route. Every game has surprises. Watching Xia Qi play is as exciting as buying football lottery tickets. 】

Fans don't know that Xia Qi and Neymar are different. Neymar really deserves a beating, while Xia Qi takes the blame for Al.

From Al's perspective, it is correct. He doesn't talk about emotions, only about data.

on the field,

The referee on duty gave Boateng and Balotelli a yellow card respectively.

Dante and Xia Qi were not punished, which is fair.

But Bayern fans were not satisfied, and the boos in the Allianz Arena became even harsher.

This also annoyed Xia Qi. Originally, he had just let it go and didn't plan to celebrate, but now he lost his temper.

He rushed towards the Bayern fans and put his index finger to his lips to tell the Bayern fans to shut up.

The Bayern fans responded with louder boos.

Then, Xia Qi turned around, pointed his number and name at the Bayern fans, and pointed his two thumbs downward at the name on the jersey.

Allianz Arena, angry...

Xia Qi has since become the most unpopular person at the Allianz Arena.

(End of this chapter)