Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Chapter 87 We all owe Balotelli an apology

(I feel yang and I feel very uncomfortable. I’m sorry if I made any mistakes.)

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Bayern fans at the Allianz Arena are looking forward to Robben "eating" Xia Qi alive again.

Robben found it a bit difficult, but still wanted to try.

The side showdown began amidst the cheers of the fans.

Robben's pace is very fast, sometimes sprinting, sometimes stopping suddenly, sometimes going straight, sometimes changing direction, sometimes...

However, no matter how hard he tried, Xia Qi was always three steps away from him, as if there was a mirror three steps ahead of him, and Xia Qi was the person in the mirror.

He was firmly restricted to the outer path by Xia Qi.

The two started from the center circle and continued to struggle until they reached the right rib of the penalty area. When they reached the bottom, Robben lost.

Robben decided to cut inside, then stepped on his bicycle and suddenly made a pass in the direction of Kroos.

As long as Xia Qi's attention is slightly distracted, Robben will immediately change direction inward after retracting his foot. This is a complete set of coherent actions.

Little did he know that Xia Qi was waiting for this opportunity.

Previously, Robben was walking and stopping, the football was between his feet, and Xia Qi was unable to "make a move".

At this time, Robben pretended to pass the ball. In order to deceive Xia Qi, the whole play must be performed. There must be a leg-raising movement, and at the same time, the football must leave between the legs and be on the side of the body.

In this way, football loses the protection of both feet, and cheating becomes a failure!

In the electric light and flint room,

Xia Qi is as fast as lightning. When Robben raised his leg to "fake pass", he poked him over. The moment his toes touched the ball, he changed the poke into a dunk, and the speed was +5%. Then he pulled again, +5%.

Attack and defense switch immediately!

"Pretty!"

"A Nesta-style elegant steal!"

"Xia Qi's steal is as clean as pure water, without any human smoke. It reminds me of the elegant guard Nesta."

"This is no longer an ordinary defense, but an art of football. Today, when the back line is becoming more and more physical, this kind of artistic defense has disappeared."

“So, tonight I shout: Elegance never goes out of style!”

On the court, Xia Qi immediately sprinted forward after stealing the ball. He was very fast and penetrated Schweinsteiger in less than three seconds. This meant that there were only two center backs left in front of Xia Qi.

(When Bayern attacks, they like two full-backs to move forward and participate in the attack.)

Boateng rushed towards Xia Qi without hesitation. He was afraid that Xia Qi would shoot from a distance thirty meters in front of the goal.

His defense is spot on.

Later, Xia Qi will really make waves in the world.

Al chose to pass the ball.

In defensive counterattack, the emphasis is on "quickness"!

Although Al's choice disappointed Arsenal fans, it was very reasonable and calm. Heynckes on the sidelines couldn't help but ask the assistant coach: How old is that kid this year?

"More than 18 years old."

"His playing style is as steady as a dog and is totally inconsistent with his age... It's incredible."

After Balotelli received the ball, he moved the ball to the right with his right foot and tilted his body to the right while facing Dante.

Dante moved his center of gravity to the left, Balotelli moved the ball to the left with the inside of his right foot, pulled the ball with his left foot and then swung the ball.

From right to left, change direction horizontally.

Dante was already prepared and changed back.

According to the normal plot, Balotelli shook again until Dante was knocked down.

But is Balotelli a normal person? ?

He circled the football directly and hit Dante,

Dante panicked. His center of gravity was unstable at this moment. With this collision, the door would open.

Boateng panicked and immediately pounced on Balotelli.

In a flash of lightning, Dante made the most correct choice at the moment.

He pushed back against Balotelli with all his might, but he couldn't hold on anymore.

Now I can only create opportunities for my partners.

This strategy was successful.

Balotelli lost the opportunity to single-handedly kill Neuer, Dante bought time for Boateng, and Boateng came back.

Balotelli's football intelligence was once again on display.

He staggered, did not try to stabilize his position, and shot past the opponent.

Instead, he knocked the football horizontally.

Normally, playing like this would definitely not work.

But this time it was a wonderful move!

Bayern was counterattacked by Arsenal, and the penalty area was empty at this time!

Dante fell, Boateng was in front of him, and the only one who could compete with Xia Qi for the ball was Neuer, the fifth defender.

The two of them quickly rushed towards the football.

When Neuer saw that Xia Qi was faster, he immediately jumped sideways and slid towards Xia Qi in a "one" shape.

At this time, the safest shot is a lob, but the distance between the two is too close and there is no room for a lob.

Usually, you either dribble laterally past the goalkeeper, but there is Boateng, or you kick him, and compete with Neuer's "foot speed"!

Al chose to complete Balotelli's unfinished shot.

With his right foot and heel, he gently lifted the football behind his back. The football was thrown upward behind him, about as high as his waist.

After retracting his feet, he used both feet to leap forward high, with his head down as if he accidentally stumbled. His feet naturally kicked upwards, and the heel of his right foot hit the free-falling football.

The football roars towards the empty goal!

"Fuck you!"

Zhan Jun expressed what everyone was thinking.

Boateng and Neuer looked at Xia Qi dumbfounded, with ten thousand grass and mud horses running through their hearts...

Balotelli's eyes were bright, and he rushed out with a diagonal stab and knocked Xia Qi down.

Originally, Xia Qi wanted to leave three stripes at the Allianz Arena, but before he could do it, he was suppressed by Balotelli.

"how did you do it?"

"Teach me quickly."

Next! Wilshere, Arteta...all pressed forward.

"Well done, not only did we score a goal, we also humiliated them."

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On the sidelines of the court, Wenger buried his face deeply in his hands.

Pat Rice comforted him: "There is often a fine line between genius and madness. Newton had schizophrenia, and Pushkin had manic depression..."

"We think Xia Qi is sick and it was Xia Ji Ba who kicked him. Maybe Xia Qi himself thinks that is the safest way. At least so far, he has not made any mistakes in his unconventional approach."

Heynckes screamed from next door: "Does he feel more confident playing like this or is it just for show?"

The assistant coach next to him shrugged and spread his hands: "Who knows? Anyway, he has scored a lot of such inhuman goals."

"Tell Karl (Rumenigge) to send someone to contact the boy, and hurry up. I hope Florentino won't have time to watch tonight's game."

"Arsenal will not..."

"He has sold out three captains... You should make a call now."

online:

[Xia Qi’s goal is very beautiful, but why is my head full of confused images of Balotelli? 】

[Do we all owe Balotelli an apology? 】

[Balotelli and Xia Qi are really sleeping dragons and phoenix chicks. Back then, Wolong divided the world, and phoenix chicks could only be county magistrates. Are they like the two people tonight? 】

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… 1:3!

After the game restarted, not long after, the referee on duty blew the whistle to end the first half.

During the halftime break, although Bayern fans were worried, the singing in the Allianz Arena did not stop. This is the Devil's Stadium, and they will always be the strong backing of the players.

The 15-minute intermission ended quickly.

There were no substitutions on either side, but after the second half started, everyone could see Bayern's changes.

They purposefully pressed Arsenal from a high position, which is a common trick used by Dortmund in the Bundesliga. Heynckes borrowed flowers to offer sacrifices to Buddha.

Arsenal is a top-heavy team and Klopp's move suits them well.

In the second half, Arsenal had the ball.

Bayern, playing at home, pressed hard amidst the cheers of the fans, while Arsenal, which was leading by two goals, became incapable of playing.

They were a little panicked. The noise here and the momentum of Bayern's last-ditch fight shocked them.

Two minutes later, Wilshere lost the ball when he broke forward.

When Bayern counterattacks, it's better to beat Robben.

Xia Qi escorted Robben and the football to the corner flagpole. Al made another "mistake". It could not calculate the "despicable" human deception.

Robben knocked the football to Xia Qi's feet at the corner flagpole, and it bounced off the baseline.

Bayern got the first corner kick of the second half.

Xia Qi hopes that one day the patches to prevent penalty kicks, corner kicks, etc. will be activated, then it will be perfect.

Al ignored Xia Qi's boast and returned to the penalty area to defend.

In the Arsenal penalty area, when Arteta was defending Mandzukic, the two were fighting. This is normal.

Cross took a corner kick on the right side of the goal. Mandzukic rushed to the back of the goal and fell.

The famous Italian whistler Orsato whistled decisively for the penalty kick.

"Ah! Penalty kick??"

Wenger immediately rushed to the fourth official... Farke! Too far ahead, these rotworms are looking for balance...

Arteta, who was called for a foul, looked in disbelief. He couldn't believe that the tall and powerful Mandzukic fell down with just a tug, and it was even more difficult to believe that such a childish trick was successful.

Arteta, who received a yellow card, went to the referee to complain. Orsato pointed out that he had made a pulling movement on his hand.

Arteta got a little emotional and shouted: "Don't you look at his weight? Think of Beckham and Simeone."

In the 98 World Cup, the famous Danish whistler Nielsen, who was "the tallest on the field", had extremely high physical skills.

He believed that Beckham's little hook after falling to the ground could knock down Simeone, who was over 1.8 meters tall, like a bowling ball, and directly ended the World Cup journey of Uncle Beckham and England with a red card.

It's the same tonight, Arteta does have extra moves on his hands.

But Mandzukic is just like Simeone back then, and this deception is too obvious.

Cazorla immediately covered Arteta's mouth when he saw his emotion: "You are the captain! Do you want to miss the next game?"

Arsenal's waist is already weak. It would be unimaginable without Arteta...

Pat Rice immediately yelled onto the field, and Wenger had no intention of protesting to the fourth official. He also came to the side of the field to ask the players to calm down.

The more Arsenal behave like this, the more Bayern fans want to stimulate them.

The Allianz Arena cheered and applauded….

The fans sang songs, and Bayern fans who were two goals behind actually started to wave...

Anyway, I’ll do whatever it takes to make you feel uncomfortable!

Heynckes sighed in disappointment when he saw Arteta silently walking towards the center circle.

If Arsenal were defeated in the first round, even if they lost this game, Bayern would have a greater chance of advancing than Arsenal.

Pity!

Heynckes clicked his tongue and felt a little regretful. The famous Italian whistle was still not as bad as the Danes.

The Bayern forwards gathered together and after some discussion, Mandzukic stood in front of the penalty spot.

This time it was Heynckes' turn to be unhappy. Bayern's first penalty taker was Muller.

As we all know, Erwa is a heartless fool, and he doesn't feel any pressure in anything he does.

He is a natural shooter.

But this penalty was made by Mandzukic, who patiently persuaded Muller.

Martinez used that move again.

He walked forward, shook hands with Mandzukic, and the two chatted for a while. When he was reminded by the referee to walk back, he did not forget to look back and remind the referee to check the position of the football.

Martinez, who returned to the goal, jumped twice, bent slightly and opened his arms to prepare.

When taking a penalty kick, the goalkeeper is under greater pressure than the kicker, but the expressions of the two are opposite. Mandzukic looks solemn, while Martinez is carefree.

Mandzukic feels that he is "the hope of the whole village" and he feels that everyone's eyes are focused on him at the Allianz Arena.

Unprecedented pressure condensed in my heart.

In fact, Bayern fans are in a very relaxed mood. As for penalty kicks, it is easier to score than not to score.

On the contrary, Arsenal fans were very nervous, and many Arsenal fans in front of the TV closed their eyes.

The same goes for Wenger, who also closes his eyes.

Beep!

Whistle!

Mandzukic took a run-up, paused, and took off!

The football was kicked to the left!

Martinez's reaction was world-class. Mandzukic paused and stopped sharply.

If it had been anyone else, the rhythm would have been completely broken.

However, when Mandzukic hit the football, Martinez also quickly kicked the ground and jumped out.

The essence of Mandzukic's penalty kick was the pause. The angle of the shot was not awkward, and it was just within Martinez's control.

The football was shot out with both fists by Martinez.

"Martinez!"

"Arsenal's fourth goalkeeper made a world-class save!"

"It was a world-class save."

The football played with two fists was cleared by the swarming Arsenal players and kicked into the stands. I wonder who got the advantage?

After successfully resolving the crisis, Arsenal players rushed towards Martinez, who proudly twisted his body in front of the goal and danced a deliberately stiff disco...

Wenger, who was on the sidelines of the court, opened his eyes only after hearing the cheers of Pat Rice. After confirming that the penalty kick was saved, he joined the celebration of the substitute players.

Heynckes angrily threw the notebook in his hand to the ground. He felt that Mandzukic should not grab the penalty.

Especially when the score is behind, the pressure on the kicker is actually quite high.

A naturally optimistic person like Muller is the first choice.

At that moment, someone pressed the pause button on the singing and crowds at the Allianz Arena.

Many fans held their heads and couldn't believe the scene before them. Although it was still early to say they would be eliminated, some fragile female fans had wet eyes...

online:

[Arsenal has a bit of background this season! This Martinez comes from the Arsenal youth academy. 】

[After being a pseudo-rich man for so many years, it’s normal to have some low-end products. 】

[Newcomers in football eliminate old ones too quickly. If Martinez continues to perform in several highlight games, Szczesny may not be able to win the main position after returning from injury. 】

[If Arsenal don’t sell their players, they may be revived...]

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