Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Chapter 90 The whole world is crazy about Xia Qi (transitional article, you can jump to order)

Beep!

competition is over!

Heynckes sighed in disappointment, straightened his coat and image, and walked towards Wenger with a smile.

"congratulations!"

There was no hostility, and there was no need to hold hands and ask the other party to look him in the eye. Instead, he said hello like an old friend.

"Thank you!"

Wenger is very happy. Although this is not his first victory at the Allianz Arena, it is the most anticipated victory.

In fact, what Wenger is looking forward to is not a victory at the Allianz Arena, but a victory for Arsenal.

A Chinese song can well explain Wenger's mood.

"What I'm looking forward to is not snow, but the winter with you."

What Wenger wants is not a victory, but a victory with Xia Qi, Martinez, De Bruyne, Wilshere, Balotelli...

In this game, Xia Qi scored a rare high score of 9.7 points and won the best of the game.

Xia Qi's hat trick was the main source of scoring, and defense of Robben and Neuer was the reason for the score exceeding nine.

Tonight's Xia Qi is unparalleled in both offense and defense. He has become the leader of the new generation of B2B strikers. His performance has made all coaches salivate. It is Wenger's biggest gain this season.

Martinez is the second-highest scorer among Arsenal players, with 9.0 points.

When the second goalkeeper Mannone was reimbursed for the season, Wenger once thought about preparing for the coming year. It was Martinez who gave him renewed hope.

Wilshere scored 8.7 points, Balotelli scored 8.9, De Bruyne only scored 8.5 points due to short playing time, and Walcott scored 8.7 points...

When Wenger saw Xia Qi and others throwing their jerseys to the Arsenal fans who had come from afar, Wenger looked proud. He believed that with a few more games, the Arsenal team with the O on the chest would be back.

On the other side of the court,

As soon as Heynckes walked into the tunnel, he couldn't wait to ask the assistant coach: "How is it? What did Rummenigge say?"

"The president said he wants to communicate with the new coach first to see if Xia Qi is in his plan."

"No head coach would refuse Xia Qi. It's unnecessary..."

"However, the president said again that if you give a five-star recommendation, he will fly to London immediately and come directly to Kroenke (Arsenal owner)."

Heynckes's eyes lit up: "This little Rumei is a boss who can do things. Tell him, that boy is the third pole after Melo... I guarantee that he will be proud of his trip to London. All Bayern people We will all be grateful for everything he has done…”

Bayern is strong because they adhere to the principle of "buy if you can't beat them". Lucio, Ze Roberto, Klose, Ballack, Neuer...and now Xia Qi.

The transfer market has been closed this season. If Xia Qi comes, it has nothing to do with Heynckes, but this does not hinder Heynckes' determination to promote this deal.

Half an hour after the game between Arsenal and Bayern ended, the first round of the Champions League quarter-finals was all over.

Valencia lost 1:2 to Paris Saint-Germain

Celtic lost to Juventus 0:3

Donetsk drew 2:2 with Dortmund

Real Madrid drew 1:1 with Manchester United

Bayern lost to Arsenal 2:4

Porto 1:0 Malaga

Galatasaray 1:1 Schalke 04

AC Milan defeated Barcelona 2:0

In this way, the most beautiful boy in the first leg of the Champions League quarter-finals was not Arsenal but the Rossoneri AC Milan. They defeated Barcelona, ​​the favorite to win the championship, 2:0 at home.

At the same time, it also became the first team to keep a clean sheet against Barcelona that season.

After the game, Messi was criticized by many media.

Xia Qi, Cristiano Ronaldo and Lewandowski were sought after.

In the post-match interview, Xia Qi spoke out for Messi:

"I didn't watch the match between AC Milan and Barcelona, ​​so I don't know what happened.

First of all, congratulations to Milan.

To be able to keep a clean sheet against Barcelona is a great achievement. Secondly, be careful about Messi, he is good at changing fate against the will of heaven..."

"You think Barcelona, ​​which is two goals behind and has no away goals, can advance?"

"Of course, why not? I'm looking forward to playing against Messi in the next round."

As soon as these words came out, the local media in Munich were not happy.

"Bayern haven't lost in London yet, what makes you think they will definitely advance?"

"Because I don't want Arsenal fans to wait another year." Xia Qi pondered for a moment and said in Mandarin: "Ten thousand years is too long, seize the day!"

The reporters were confused. Although there were some who were learning Chinese, "Ten thousand years is too long, seize the day!" It was too difficult for these half-empty foreigners.

the next day,

"The Times": The Ice Cream Prince wears a hat and points his sword at the Golden Boot in the Champions League, and the Gunners capture the Nanda King to win the championship.

"Munich Morning Post": Arsenal led by two goals in the first round, underestimated Bayern, and looked forward to a showdown with Barcelona in advance.

"Catalunya Sports": The British star is both offensive and defensive, with three goals and one assist, defeating Bayern. Looking forward to meeting Messi in the next round.

Xia Qi’s B2B attributes make him a favorite among the head coaches of major clubs.

For a time, paper in Luoyang was expensive!

Xia Qi's training and competitions, especially the training videos, can be sold for triple digits as soon as they change hands.

Although the supply exceeds demand is a bit exaggerated, it is definitely the kind where buyers beg sellers in a low voice.

An employee at the Kearney training base secretly bought himself a new mobile phone.

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The next afternoon, the Arsenal team flew back to London. Many Arsenal fans spontaneously came to the airport to pick them up because Xia Qi said: "I don't want Arsenal fans to wait another year"!

Fan pick-ups are normal.

But a large-scale pick-up of tens of thousands of people like this usually occurs after winning a championship.

At the airport exit, many fans held up support signs with the names of Arsenal players. Of course, Xia Qi had the most support signs. Many others held up support signs with Chinese characters: "Ten thousand years is too long, seize the day."

Xia Qi pushed the luggage trolley and stopped in front of a blond girl and asked, "Do you know what this means?"

"Of course, this year we are Champions League and Premier League champions."

"Who translated for you?"

"My Chinese teacher."

"Haha! Your Chinese teacher is so talented."

Wenger was in a happy mood along the way. Fans asked for autographs and photos... he was satisfied with them all.

At this time, the boss of Arsenal called. Wenger thought that he and the fans were waiting for him to lead his team to victory.

As a result... Wenger, who has always been elegant, couldn't help but swear in public: "No! Xia Qi is not for sale! Even if it costs 10 Mullers, I won't change it."

The noisy airport pick-up hall suddenly became quiet!

Suddenly a fan shouted: "Don't sell Xia Qi!"

In an instant, it aroused the resonance of everyone. For a moment, in the hall:

"Don't sell Xia Qi!"

"Don't sell Xia Qi!"

Some fans even cried.

Reporters pressed the shutter one after another, took pictures of various materials, and then rushed towards Wenger.

Facing reporters and two tearful fans, Wenger suppressed his anger:

"I just say one thing, Xia Qi and every kid here," Wenger pointed at Martinez, De Bruyne, Walcott...

"They are not for sale. This year we not only want to win the championship, but we also want to build a dynasty, just like Meng II and Meng III. So every one of them is not for sale."

In the pick-up hall, cheers resounded through the sky...

Wenger is a reserved head coach who rarely speaks loudly.

This is the first time in his life that he has made such a statement, and the fans believe that he is sincere.

But a reporter raised doubts: "What if Mr. Kroenke insists on selling?"

"Then I'll leave with these kids."

Wenger turned to Pat Rice and said: "Pat, take the children back."

"Laura, take me to the Banana Garden (Klenk Manor)."

Wenger is gone,

Some fans worriedly asked Xia Qi: "Xia, you won't leave, right?"

Xia Qi thought he was humorous and replied: "I'm not the captain yet!"

Arsenal fans were embarrassed. They didn't know whether to cheer or boo Xia Qi. The hall was quiet for a few seconds.

Fortunately, Xia was afraid of being bullied on the field and off the field. He pumped his fist and shouted: "Our Arsenal are invincible! No matter on or off the court!" This sentence ignited everyone's emotions, and everyone waved their hands. Quan and Xia Qi shouted together.

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Wenger rushed to the banana garden in a hurry. Along the way, he thought about many words.

But the communication with Kroenke was of no use.

For club owners, third-rate owners operate at a loss, second-rate owners operate at a loss, first-rate owners operate at a profit, and top-level owners are value-added assets.

The assets here refer to intangible assets.

The growth rate of fixed assets is limited, and intangible assets are the ones that can operate.

Arsenal, which has the Champions League and does not have the Champions League, are two-level clubs. This is the main reason why Arsenal's market valuation is not as good as that of Liverpool and Manchester United.

So when Wenger stated that he was very hopeful of reaching the Champions League this year, the conditions Rummenigge gave were not good.

After Wenger received the guarantee, he returned to the Colney training base exhausted.

After washing his face in a hurry, Wenger studied the game against Bayern frame by frame in the projection hall.

Even though Wenger slapped his chest loudly in front of his boss, in fact...

Anyway, Bayern is definitely an opponent that cannot be taken lightly, and one cannot be too careful.

After analyzing one lap, Xia Qi's performance surprised Wenger the most.

He found that Xia Qi's double speed had improved again, and his body was much stronger.

What surprised Wenger even more was that Xia Qi's "ball intelligence" (selection) in the game was 98.99% consistent with Al's deduction.

The highest consistency degree of an average player will not exceed 70%. For example, De Bruyne's golf IQ and Al have a consistency degree of 69.7%.

And Xia Qi's performance was like a robot!

"Is Xia Qi just a simulation robot??"

Wenger didn't know that he was infinitely close to the truth.

He soaked his face in cold water to eliminate all "crazy thoughts", and then edited Xia Qi's performance into a highlight reel.

Finally, he watched the collection from the beginning again, and there was a burning heat in his eyes...

And far away in Munich, Rummenigge and Guardiola,

madrid zidane,

Dortmund Klopp…

These people looked at the screen with burning eyes, and the boy who scored the extraordinary goal on the screen was clearly Xia Qi.

Guardiola: "Arsenal agrees?"

Rummenigge: "He said he would call me tonight, but it's already nine o'clock in the evening..."

Rummenigge made a gesture of defeat.

Guardiola nodded in understanding and damned if Wenger agreed.

But there are also those who are stubborn and looking for scolding.

next day

Chelsea Club, under the instructions of owner Abramovich, sent an inquiry fax.

Xia Qi No. 9, 3000 million!

A very sincere offer.

Wenger crumbles the fax and throws it into the trash.

At the end of the afternoon, Chelsea raised its offer to 5000 million, and the beautiful general manager of the club even called Wenger.

The content of the phone call is roughly:

"I know Xia Qi is your favorite and is not for sale.

But our boss, Abu, gave me a fatal order to buy Xia Qi at any price you want.

We are brotherly clubs. I sold De Bruyne, the No. 1 player in the future, to you, and you sold Xia Qi, the No. 1 forward in the future, to me.

You will gain my personal and club friendship.

Our friendship lasts forever. "

Wenger was going crazy. After listening patiently, he politely refused.

However, things are not over yet.

There's nothing in London that the Sun doesn't know about.

The newspaper revealed Chelsea's offer.

The Sun is a newspaper that has no bottom line and deliberately misleads the public in order to attract attention.

Let everyone misunderstand that the two clubs are discussing the transfer of Xia Qi.

After the incident came to light, various clubs made offers to Arsenal one after another, with the attitude of preferring to believe it or not.

Real Madrid, 4500 million

Bayern, 6000 million

Manchester United, 5000 million

Dortmund, 3000 million (did you miss it?)

The funniest thing is that Xia Qi's old club, Manchester City, quoted a price of 5000 million. Xia Qi was originally sold for only 500 million, and it was repaid ten times before the end of the season. People can't help but sigh at the "money ability" of Brother White Hat.

Many Arsenal fans gathered at the gate of Colney training base.

They held up a photo, which was split in two and showed a picture of Mancini with an "X" made with lipstick.

Below is a picture of Arsene Wenger with a "?" slapped in lipstick.

They shouted: "You are not Mancini!"

In order to calm down the fictitious transfer, Wenger went to the door to explain to the fans.

Although he repeatedly promised not to sell Xia Qi or other players, nor to dismantle the current lineup.

resignedly,

Arsenal has lost credibility by selling its captain every year. Although the fans received Wenger's assurance, they were still uneasy and began to gather in the banana garden.

Looking at the dense crowd outside the manor, the police officer was also afraid.

Kroenke communicated with fan representatives surrounded by police and bodyguards.

"I promise you that Xia Qi will not be sold."

After getting Wenger's promise to win the championship, Kroenke really has no intention of selling Xia Qi, at least not in the short term.

So his promise was solid, but the other party rolled his eyes.

Still the same problem, Arsenal has no trust in selling people.

Fan representative Jack said: "We know that the club borrowed debt to build the Emirates Stadium and spent heavily on signings this year. The club's finances are indeed tight, but this year is our most promising year in eight years..."

"So we discussed and made concessions, allowing you to increase your ticket price by 10%, but you will have to lower it back after you win the championship."

The tickets have gone up, but they can still be reduced. It's a lie. Jack knows it's impossible, but he just gives himself and his friends a reason to compromise.

For the boss, the ticket price is the small part, but the commercial value is the big part.

Kroenke smiled and said: "No! I promise not to sell Xia Qi unless the price increases."

Got another eye roll.

"Mr. Kroenke, the maximum increase is 15%, no more. Some of us don't care about the price, but more people are a burden. 15% really can't be more."

Kroenke understood that if he didn't agree to them today, they would not disperse.

I had no choice but to agree "with tears in my eyes".

After the news spread, there was thunderous applause and cheers from those waiting for the news outside.

Kroenke thought to himself: I have been in business all my life, and this is the first time someone has asked me to increase my price. It’s too easy to make money in football.

In the spirit of Jewish national unity,

He is going to call his brothers from the United States, and then join forces with the Football Association to drive away that annoying big hair...

An ugly and disgusting drama in which bad money drives out good money has just begun...

(End of this chapter)